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>>675130384
Looks like Maggie's fat older sister from twd.
>>675129207
nice titts, moar?
>>675132667
Can't be. Still alive.
>>675130523
>>675130561
Chick's actually super fucking hot
>>675133277
Know her name?
>>675133451
I think Julia or something she is german there is a whole set about her
>>675129207
Is anyone else sick of fucking tipping? These guttertrash, coattail riding fucks who think they're entitled to extra money for just doing their job? I don't get handed $5 randomly by people (I don't have a job yet but still).
So this happened
>Be last night
>I'm 19
>Gaming with the bros, hardcore League session
>Get hungry
>Ask mom if I can order a pizza
>She does her rant about not ordering too much, tight budget
>Whatever, I'm hungry, Jesus
>Call up a place
>Spend 20 minutes waiting for the pot head on the other line to confirm my order cause I want 3 pizzas all custom and extra toppings, a dozen extra crispy and flaming hot wings, 2 things of Mountain Dew, garlic knots and cheesy fries
>I'm getting annoyed cause he sounds tired, or high. Probably high.
>Finally confirms, order comes to $59.74+tip
>lolnope.webm
>Says it'll be about an hour they're busy
>What
>Hang up irritated
>Go back to League
>Doorbell finally rings
>Yell at mom
>She's in the bathroom
>ffs really
>Have to leave mid-match, answer door
>Nigger, of course
>Greets me, apologizes for the wait, got here as fast as he could
>Yeah, busy cuckolding some white guy, right? Asshole...
>Hand him $60, ask for a quarter back
>Hands me one, confused
>"Enjoy your night!" I say smiling
>Close door, rush back to my game and manage to still win because skills
So yeah 1 hour wait, idiots think I'm gonna tip? Really? Anyone else have pizza or tip stories? I need a good laugh today.
>>675129207
it's called
Dressed/ Undressed
fucking moron
it's not a slimfast commercial
Might also try /s/ too
>>>/s/16565056
>>675133930
and it gets spammed in many threads on /b/ and /s/ and /hc/ time and time again for over 2 years now
>>675134024
One pic is from before they undressed and the next pic is from after. What's so hard about that?
>>675133987
Nigger Detected
>>675134393
I have so many questions
>>675129207
New Updated 2016 Tor/Deepweb Links! Enjoy!
http://qus.be/tor
>>675129207
fucking hate push up bra's, makes their tits look huge, but when you take off their bras, the tits are like fucking mosquito bite..
>>675134517
answer to all of your questions:
niggers gonna nig
She may be that bit older but still looks pretty ok.
>>675134726
Could you sue for false advertising?
>>675133987
>Ordered pizza
>Came in 20 mins
>Ate the pizza
>>675135088
Her right boob has been mammagrammed too much.
>>675135817
power went out while the boob was in the mammogram meat press.
got stuck there for 2 hrs.
she got a coupon for free mammograms for life
>>675136073
source?
>>675134024
Fucking mint!
>>675136312
>newfag
>>675135088
this makes me want to play drawrider
>>675135723
Obvious porn
>>675136439
hey sorry for not knowing the name of every girl that's posted to b. Still, why not share the source?
Friend's wife
>>675136537
obvious retard is obvious
>>675135528
more spam. in b4 turkish
>>675136716
What's the story behind this pic
>>675136622
not y yer a newfag
lurk moar
or ask yer mom
>>675136899
Friends wife got married, he wasn't fulfilling enough sexually so she got a hitachi.
>>675136899
well one time this chick
then she a vibrator
>>675137001
Who took the pic
>>675136948
well I don't get it then. I did a reverse image search, nothing comes up. Even sliced it in half and searched that way. I figure the foot image in the middle is fucking up the image search.
What is she famous or something?
>>675136899
>gets new vibrator
>wants to tell friends
>???
>posts pic to fb
the newfaggotry is strong in this one
she lost a bet
>>675137477
So she had to suck a tiny cock?
>>675136815
what now?
>>675130384
>>675130523
>>675130561
Dynamite. Any more?
>>675137241
the dog
>>675137222
Got the uncensored one somewhere
ITT: proof that all women are whores
>>675137222
>distinctive tattoo on chest
>takes topless pic
>blurs out face
>???
>white trash
>>675136073
source anyone?
>>675133930
>>675133451
Johanna is her name I think, no last name was ever posted.
>>675137614
So she had to suck some cocks
>>930468
>>930468
>>930468
relevant
>>675137756
>>675137322
>>675136622
>>675136312
>samefag
lurk moar b4 posting, again
or GTFO newfag
>>675137633
picture has been posted 4000 times. someone always says where is she from. someone always says she is turkish. it is a samefag cause question rarely gets asked about any other pics
>>675133347
This shit is false advertising to the truest form.
>>675137711
yeah
>>675138072
reatrded
>>675138131
well she has remarkable tits
>>675129482
Sarah?
19yo, body like this.
>>675138478
disappointing hind
>>675138478
You sure she's 19? That doesn't look like a college.
>>675138524
Longer vid?
>>675138094
>>675137756
>>675136622
>>675136439
>>675136312
Matilda Bow. Managed to google her tattoo text + porn. Thanks for being a dick.
Here's a picture of a prehistoric orangutan to fuck with your picture count and end your thread faster.
>>675137477
source
>>675139245
OC, what do you like about her?
>>675139503
give us full story/more pics
>>675140013
It's a drunken bet, in a friend's house we play blackjack, 2 girl 2 boys. loser takes off clothes. She lost big time, yet she feels a bit insecure about her body. So she offers blowjob instead.
I took both pics, she only founds out about the second one.
>>675140731
whats her name?
>>675140731
Did she swallow or spit?
>>675140857
Why should I tell you?
>>675140967
because in case she's called utari intan, you might not wanna repost this too often lol
>>675140953
She swalows
