I bet it felt awesome

>>675123790
She was right, you are looser, just like your father. Deal with it.

>>675124052
No man it fucking sucked, it was just in the moment

>>675123790
how hard did u hit her anon? was it just a bitch-slap or full power rekt?

>>675123790
honestly, bitch shouldn't of said that. i mean, im usually only fine with hitting a chick if she pulls that shit first.. but that might make me do it too

>>675123790
Dude, dont be ashamed of what you did.
If a guy said that about you, you would have hit him right?
Then why wouldn't you hit her for saying it?
You both did something terrible, so its even.
Just apologize, and she will probably apologize to you too. I highly doubt that she would get the cops involved if you've been in a relationship for a long time

>>675123790
I dont sympathise for you op but women can be cunts sometimes.

>>675123790
Faggot you just bite her bait, enjoy prison.

>>675124205
nice spelling meathead

>>675124462
This. Answer the question
Did you punch her in the face?

>>675123790
Hitting women is OK. Hopefully you put her in her place and she'll suck your dick for forgiveness.

>>675123790
1

>>675124837
Maybe if someone would say
"why yes op count pls "

>>675123790
Sucks to be you, anon

2

i think you did the right thing

that's the female mind games attacking you where it hurts most, it just means she doesnt care about you at all that she would say something like that, knowing the efect it would have, to fuck you up on the inside. So basically she's a huge cunt and you're a bit of a cunt for hitting her as well, the grown up thing would be to just leave her and block her completely from your life but you failed.


because we live in a world where emotional scars cant be quantified in a court case, you're shit out of luck

3

Nothing but newfags.

>>675125087
suck a dick faggot and have some empathy

>>675124205
what a fucking autistic edgelord you are

4

>>675123790
It's easy anon.
Tell the cops that you have never hit a woman.
You may have slapped a bitch once.
But you've never hit a woman.

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>>675123790
Have you contacted or secured a lawyer to represent you..........

>>675123790
She deserved it if it's real, anon.
Just because a certain individual has a vagina between the legs doesn't mean she can't get beaten the fuck out of.

6

>>675124910
why are we fucking counting?
Just describe the situation in more detail is all I'm asking fam

You idiot why would you hit her? No matter what a women says you can't fucken hit them! You fucked up real bad, you're going to court bro. Should of just left the bitch alone and walked away.

>>675125299

sauce?

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>>675124205
You better watch it or your next

7

I consider myself a feminist and even I think you're justified. Jesus, what a spiteful thing to say to someone.

7.
be proud of what you did OP
we are proud of you.

Good. Keep the bitch in check. Similar thing happened to my Dad when I was like 15. Mom made a comment about his mom who died when he was like 13, he knocked her out. She never said shit again.

>>675125406
Stop being a sexist faggot.
Women are equal enough to be beaten equally now.
Get with the times nigger.

>>675123790
Women need a man that can vent anger as well. All that estrogen needs to be kept in check by a man whose willing to put bitches in their place. Depends on how you hit her and how hard. A bitch slap usually suffice. But if you stuck her hard with a fist, then you're absolutely unequivocally FUCKED

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>>675123790
rolling

8

>>675123790
>>675123790
At least your father never hit your mother.

congratulations, you're an even bigger loser than your father.

hope prison really sucks for you.

>>675123790
Young and foolish with Daddy issues.

Shit happens, bud. Don't let it happen again, learn from your mistake.

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>>675125299
Yeah, thats prolly where a wanna go

>>675124205
Kill yourself try-hard

9

>>675123790
did u fuck her in the ass to show dominance after u hit her? tis would be awesome

>>675123790
You're a real piece of shit, women beater. Do you think you've ever made her mad and want to hit you? im sure you have you're not fucking perfect neither but it gives you no right to hit her or ANYONE. And she would never have a right to hit you. I hope you learn a big lesson because I am ashamed of you.

10

Damn you, /b/. I fucking hate you. I've been noticing how you've been fucking with my head, making me see memes everywhere, and now it cost me my job.

I used to work at a pizza joint called Papa Gino's, which is a chain here in New England. Today, two guys came in, and they were very obviously a couple. Never in my life have I seen people this blatantly gay. Now, I'll be the first to admit that I'm a bleeding heart liberal hippie treehugger commie bastard, and I'm even bisexual myself, but DAMN these two were gay. Everything was going fine, right up until I served them their food. Instead of the usual "enjoy your meal" bit that I usually say, /b/ seized control of my brain.

"There you are, guys. Enjoy your AIDS." As soon as that A passed my lips, alarm bells went nuts in my head. But it was too late. I didn't realize what I had just done until I had finished speaking. The two guys just stared at me in shock for a moment, and I went pale. I knew that my days of free pizza and all the Mountain Dew I could drink were over in that one instant.

The two dudes go APESHIT. My manager comes over, and there's screaming about hate crimes, bigotry, lawsuits, and one of them even stood up and threatened to beat the shit out of me. We got into a fight, and my manager got scared, and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

>>675125683
The mistake was not hitting her enough previously so that she would know to keep her fucking mouth shut.
You're doing god's work op.
Keep it up.

OK I'll count the story

>Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose.
>I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood.
> It wasn't.
> Her nose EXPLODED.
> I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils
>got all over me, got all over the floor.

>She staggered backwards
>hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent
>she slumped down.

>We were both stunned for about 10 seconds > then she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door.
> So I went to wash my hands
>while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car.


That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears..
Should I count?

>>675125505
You like the other morons justifying this guys actions is wrong. Maybe she did deserve it. But in reality it doesn't fucken matter cause she's a women. Especially when she didn't commit any physical action.

>>675125043
>>675125505
These guys get it, OP. You are SOL as far as any legal matters go, but women certainly need to start getting ready to be smacked if they want equality.

>>675125846
Wtf m8
11

>>675125870
Get fucked whiteknight.

>>675123790
You'll get at most a month in Jail depending on which state. If you have a clean-ish record and keep out of trouble around sentencing and afterwards. A week or two at most will have to be served, plus probation and probably a batterers/anger management program. If you do get picked up

>>675125846
No witnesses then.
Any marks on your hands?

12

Legend has it that if you travel east to Japan, you will find an old man living on the coast just 40 miles south of Tokyo. If you give this man $500,000 he will take you to an island just off the coast that can't be found on any map. This island is filled with people without faces or names, who hold grudges over the most trivial of matters. When you arrive at this island the first thing you will see is a swimming pool that is never open. Just beyond the pool you will find a town that is filled with cats. You must find a white cat wearing a pink bow. If you ask the cat how to get to Mexico, he will stand up and ask you for three things: Your name, your face, and your soul. If you agree to give them to him, your face will vanish and you will forget your own name. You can live on the island and have whatever you desire, but you can never leave the island. The only way to escape is to find the cat again and ask for a young child. The next day a van will pull up in front your house. You will hear a knock at the door, and a voice will ask if you want to come to a party. No one knows what happens if you answer the door.

She went out of her way to say something she knew would provoke you, if a guy had said that, would you have hit him?

Gender equality, just so long as you don't start making a habit out of it

>>675125691
Seriously get one NOW. Best case scenario Cops aren`t coming... worst case scenario you`ve talked to a lawyer been reminded not to say SHIT to the cops or to people in the jail house. Have lawyer to come see you cut questioning off and get you out.

>>675126177
This.
And she left a dent in your wall that she tripped and fell into face first.
She should be more careful.

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>>675126177
>>675126177

>>675123790
Women aren't worth your fist. Words are just words, you filter and control what you let get to you. Easier said than done, but I am used to people throwing fits of rage and saying terrible things they don't mean. Save your fist for someone who really deserves it. She's not worth it. Too late though.

>>675123790
Was she not performing her womanly tasks?

She easily deserved it

>>675125437
Kitty Jung not anything gross just an Asian American porn star! :)

>>675123790
Take the assault charge because you did assault a person, but argue in court that you were incited to do so. Then get away from that woman and never speak to her again, might even file a restraining order. No one who loves you could possibly be so venomous. And maybe the next time someone pushes your rage buttons, recognize that that's exactly what they're doing and instead of laying hands on them, cut them out of your fucking life entirely.

You fucked up, now take your punishment and learn from your mistakes.

13

>>675125439
Fucking lost

>>675123790
equality, she said that because she thought she was immune to retaliation, but then equality came and struck her down

>>675126294
eh?
What?

whyte ppl i hate u cuz

1. u all racist
2. u pale as hell
3. u fuckin stupid
4. u stereotype niggas cuz u all dumb
5. ur fat
6. u look like marshmallows
7. u look like gluesticks
8. u close minded
9. u jus straight up bitch
10. u make me sick
11. u all like fishin for sum reason
12. u all have dogs
13. u think u a good race when u ain't even human
14.u look ugly as hell
15.u a disgrace
16. u think u know bout niggas so much when u don't
17. u all got faggot ass voices
18. u speak like British ppl
19. u all gay
20. u have no place in hiphop so u shud stop listenin to it

>>675126807
Not even good b8

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>>675126807
Jealous of our grammar too?

>>675126807
Literally could not stop myself from agreeing with number 20
Also still counting OP 14

Yeah you fucked up. You should have just stopped in the middle of conversation, get this bitch out of your house and never talk to her again.

>>675125846
You fucking belong in jail. You cant take one statement? You're such a pussy.

>>675125600
yea,,because thats were hes gonna go....faggot

>>675126524
you did fuck up... NOW:

TALK to a LAWYER not b.

>>675125087
Nice dubs

>>675125846
>like in the movies

wtf??

People actually believe what they see in movies??

man..
most people would become seriously injured or die from receiving the same beating that you see in your average movie fight

Did everyone walk a dinosaur?

>>675127202
kek

>>675123790
are u black?

>>675123790
You shouldn't kick yourself man, shit like that happenes only once.
Nah fuck that bitch

15

>>675123790
She deserved it. It's utterly disgusting when women think they can say such things just because the "I'm a girl" invisible shield will protect them. I bet you would never speak with her like that and I hate double standards.

I'm not into hitting women, but in this case I think it's totally forgivable.

It's all about equality OP , if you would hit a man saying that. You definately should hit a woman , if she says that.
Otherwise it would be sexisme. So in fact you did a good thing. Plus the bitch has to fucking shut up. I hate people who say stuff that they don't mean when they're pissed.

> So, sit there crying like a little bitch
> Pick up my phone after a few and try calling her, straight to voice mail
> I call a few times and finally she picks up
> We don’t say anything and she hangs up
> Freak out more end up calling my dad
> Tell my dad what happened he starts crying
“This is all your crazy fucking mothers fault, anon why couldn’t you have lived with me you’d be happy”
>Hang up because stress goes the fuck up
>Sit there for a few and just take in everything that’s happen
> Hear a knock at my door
Ohboythisisit.png
>My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story
> Mom calls me a piece of shit and says I wasn’t worth her 9 months
> Just sit there and take it
You’re no better than your piece of shit father, anon. You’re not worth living I thought I raised you better than this
>I snap and pick up a lamp near me and throw it into a wall
> yell at her about how my dad was a wonderful man and you ruined his life
> Tell her all women are the same and she sits there shocked
> She leaves the house after I get done and says she’ll call me later
> Try calling my girlfriend again no reply


Count?

>>675127269
I just thought it wouldn't be so much blood anon
>>675127432
asian

You've got to help me, /b/. I've done something horrible.

I caught my girlfriend cheating with my best friend. When I saw them together, I got so furious, I slit their throats with my pocketknife. Then, I buried the two bodies and my mom got scared

And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

>>675126151
....or just a promise to appear and a court date...most likely a fine or probation...hes not gonna do any time for that...

>>675125846
TTTALK TO A LAWYER.

WHY ARE YOU ON HERE... CALL A LAWYER.

>>675125406
Fuck off you sexist fuck! We're all equal, she deserved that shit, whore

You would have hit a dude as well....So you are a feminist and just treating her with equality.

I'm a girl, and I believe that men and women are equal. Yes, you can hit a bitch IF SHE HITS YOU. But she didn't. I agree she said some fucked up shit, and maybe you just lost it, I'm sure you would've never done it and that now you regret it. But you shouldn't have responded with physical violence. Now you might get in trouble, but if you don't, forget about that girl, she ain't worth it. I mean, I had arguments with my ex boyfriend, and sometimes I truly wanted to tell him he was going to be a fucking loser like his father were he to continue living the way he's living, but I NEVER DID. Even when I got completely mad, I wouldn't. It isn't right. I'm sorry for you, mate.

>>675125439
XD lost

>>675127553
You should break up with her man. She don't respect you and that won't change.

>>675123790
whatever she did, it doesn't matter. apologize to her. just for the sake of cops

>>675125846
she's gone to tell mommy and daddy. the shame... not a big loss though.

>>675123790
she is right.

you never learned what it's like to have a serious relationship because of your fucked up parents. deal with it loser.

>>675127452
No one has the right to punch people in the face just because they got offended. Fucking man up

>>675125474
Faggot.

>>675125846
Get a lawyer bro.
Proud of you.

>>675123790
heres a question none of you faggots who seem to think you know what your talking about have not asked yet. OP, how old are you and have ya been arrested before?

hey /b/ I sure did it this time

I am in so much shit here it's not even funny. Every once in a while I babysit my niece and cousin for some extra money, said niece is 7 and the cousin is 5. I was sitting there and I found one of my uncles Penthouse magazines and started flipping trough the pages, secretly so the kids wouldn't see it. I was sitting comfortably when suddenly I flip open a page to THE HOTTEST GIRL I EVER SEEN. So I am sitting there checking her out when suddenly

my niece spills apple juice all over my pants. I almost shout out god dammit but I managed to hold that shit in when my niece says as I am standing up: "You can put your trousers in the washing machine I know how it works!" So I unbutton my pants and take them off, forgetting that recently I lost a lot of weight (22 pounds) and thus my underwear falls down on the floor. Exposing the boner the Penthouse pet just gave me. And just as my niece points at my my shlong saying: "Why is it all hard like that?" My uncle and aunt walk in the room because they forgot their wallet.

To make a long story short I was kicked out of the house, my uncle slapping me on the head (hard) shouting I'm a pervert, which I am not, and my aunt shouting they'd call the police on me and I was never to come to their house again.

What the fuck do I do now?!

How old are you?

How long have you two been dating?

I would say, handle this as an adult.

Admit your fault, apologise, get it sorted with the cops if it gets that far.

Then afterwards, after the whole ordeal with you hitting her has blown over, leave her, as she mentally hit you, with a fucking baseball bet.

So yeah, that is my advice.

>>675127553

Jesus man.

Go at your dad's.
He's the only one who knows that feel.

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>>675125263

OP , you snapped , you hit her , it sucks. But thats it man , nobody is death

>>675127324
Lol im walking out the door

>>675128075
kek

>>675127086
u gay

>>675123790
Your girlfriend is a whore, but you're also wrong, deal with it like a man and admit what you've done

>>675123790

You argued with a cunt. She got you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNSt3wJXZk0

>>675125801
dudu du du du duu duu

>>675128075
25
3 years

>>675123790
You did well anon, I don't know where you're from but I don't think thqt can be that bad.

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>>675123790
Lol, so let me get this straight, you hit her and you lost, amirite?

>>675123790
WOOOOOOOOOOOORLD STAAAAAAR

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>>675127672
MasterBAITer

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>>675123790
well done she played you like a fucking fiddle m8, if your gf EVER says shit like "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". you don't hit her, you don't scream at her, you just break up with her on the spot, immediately, no forgiveness, no one who actually loved you would say shit like that