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>>675117184
>everyone getting butthurt over nature
meanwhile the same retards will eat a 40 piece chicken nugget and wont even think twice about it
>>675117184
Doge be like "yo fam, this aint funny"
to the roots
Did it happen? I can't see webms I'm on a phone.
>>675117315
Chickens are basically bred for us to eat. A puppy that is PLACED in front of a snake on purpose by some edgy faggot like yourself is not "nature", it's not like it fucking happened in the jungle somewhere. Fucking edgelords and their stupid ass logic.
>>675117506
video would have been better
>>675117592
>us
you know that dogs are bred to be eaten in some countries, right faggot?
>>675117506
Nice product placement, Zippo...
sage this shit
Op needs a bath.
>>675117592
the way chickens are raised and slaughtered isn't exactly nature either
>>675117315
okay you'll know nature when some psycho locks your ass in a cage to be eaten by a fucking snek
>>675117315
it only makes me mad because it's going out of the way to be ~edgy~ by using a puppy. Surely there are cheaper things to feed your snake and surely you don't need to film it just to piss people off. Feed it some coons or possums or some shit, something nobody cares about. Somebody could/possibly would have given that pupper a good home.
>>675117184
i would so enjoy slicing that snake into a thousand pieces, and force feeding it, piece by piece, up the nose of the asshole who fed that puppy to the snake
thats a pretty expensive way to feed a snake. you could sell that dog for easy 500 beans , or feed the snake for 1/10 th that. guess owner couldn't make his "super awesome" movie though....
>>675117783
butthurt extremist petafag detected
>>675117315
Hell yeah nature, with its white walls and newspaper floors. It's a dangerous place far from civilization, not for the faint of heart.
>>675117843
snakes eat beans?
>>675117506
All hail ZippoCat
>>675117617
This
>>675117560
yeah fam it was fucked
>>675117560
Yes it happened. Also, if you're on iPhone, download VLC player
>>675117315
Do those animal interact in nature? I don't think its funny nor do I think its horrible or cruel etc etc. But for the sake of your argument is it "nature" to put a domesticated dog (puppy) in an enclosed area with that snake and watch it eat the puppy. That situation happens in the wild all the time?
>>675117911
you're a retard
>>675117809
>something nobody cares about.
implying no one cares about possums and raccoons. i care more about them than dogs and cats because coons and possums are actually part of the natural ecosystem where i live.
>>675117888
Checked
>>675117720
kek
>>675117184
furry snek is best snek
>>675117967
Thnxs
>this thread
>>675118028
yeah but they smell bad and fuck up my trash and try to give me rabies
>>675117184
did he lived?
>>675117987
This. Might as well throw a baby in there
>>675117987
this. Would that guy be making that argument if it was a human baby being fed to the snek? After all, hypothetically a snek that big could find a baby and eat it in nature, so it's totally OK to feed one to it right?
>>675117506
Dont cut yourself on that edge
>>675117885
i'm certain even on this board the consensus is " that's fucked up" It's so very disingenuous to compare this cruel act with chicken farming
>>675118213
are they both died?
now this is a shitpost
>>675117184
Actual kek
>>675118143
>this applies to any small mammal
>>675117987
>>675118246
>Do those animal interact in nature?
They do when people domesticate animals, call them pets, and introduce them into an environment they're not native to.
Why is it that in those vids where some
asshole throws a puppy, dog or kitteh off
a high place, as they're falling, their tails always
spin around like a helicopter blade? Is that instinct?
>>675118284
Good luck making that cost effective
no real loss, dogs are stupid anyway
>>675118381
all you cunts who eat factory farmed food need to stfu. what OP posted is in no way worse than you eating chicked nuggets. if anything factory farming is far worse.
seriously you cunts are massive hypocrites
>>675118578
>implying buying puppies is anywhere near cost effective
>>675117184
full video?
>>675118543
propeller dog is blasting off again...
CRUNCH
...oh.
>>675118028
u r ghey
>>675117184
>I saw this webm yesterdaay
>I should post it again and act like it's funny to try and offend people
>I'm good at /b/ and I've only been here 2 weeks.
>>675118587
Ahhgh! It's Pinhead Pooch!!
>>675118653
>buying
You know pounds give away for free right?
>>675117184
Aaaaaaas
Hhhhhhhhhhhh
It fukin swallowed that cat.
>>675118626
if it makes me a hypocrite to say i don't want cute animals like puppies to be fed to snek and i don't give a shit if a damn chocken suffers before shitting out my eggs, so be it, I don't care. Go back to PETA
>>675118587
is it dead?
>>675118143
It's extremely rare/impossible for possums to contract rabies because of their body temperature, which is lower than most mammals.
>>675118752
if you've ever been to one, there are adoption fees, and they would most definitely not give out puppies (the highest demand dogs they have) to someone they suspected of using them for food. They'd catch on pretty quick when you come in for your monthly pupper regularly.
>>675118213
Cat got in a last good bite.
>>675118543
Yes, tails are used for balance, so they are trying to recover their balance as they fall.
>>675118752
free if you make a donation, and pay adoption and medical fees
Aww yes! I fucking HATE dogs! Dumping what I've got!
ITT
>>675117506
You probably never been kissed by another human you piece if shit. There is a place in my basement for you. Dont let me find out you are from Pennsylvania
>>675118699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cazc-FxfQDw
>>675119023
those look like they're already dead - could have been still births or something. If that's the case that's not actually an awful way to dispose of them...at least it'll feed the fish instead of rotting in a grave in your back yard.
>>675117184
>>675117506
>>675118213
>>675118587
>>675118942
The funny thing is all the edgy teens posting this really think they are achieving something. And i don't get why.
like I mean who is going to get butthurt over this? It happened, it's stupid, but it is what it is. Getting angry about it isn't going to do anything.
If this was real life I could smack you around a bit but it's not so...meh?
Jimmies are unrustled due to ...meh *shrug*
>>675118926
I said pound, not aspca
>>675118626
slaughtering an animal for food =/= feeding a puppy to a big ass snek and filming it for the edge
>>675119226
nobody cares about you not caring why even say anything
>>675117380
shut up jamal
>>675118942
dat tail wag at the end
>I am a good boy. I defended the pack.
>you know that dogs are bred to be eaten in some countries
Yeah only uncivilized places do that like Africa or some places in Asia.
Please end your life, edgelord
this is now a dog thread
>>675119514
...christ
>>675119226
hhaha faggot
>>675119219
Lol they are fucking twitching you idiot.
>>675118781
This puppy deserved to be eaten
The snek was strong, the puppy wasn't
Chickens are weak so i eat them
Puppies are weak so snek eat them
TL; DR: you're a faggot
>>675117315
>implying they are killed the same way
>implying chickens matter
>everyone
>2nd post
Do the world a favor and kill yourself.
My only question is do you actually enjoy what you post?
Like I don't have a problem with what you are posting, but it just seems to me you're doing it for attention from moralfags more than you're doing it out of satisfaction
>>675119664
that's a fucking trojan
Requesting video of the Ahri cosplayer eating alive Skippy
>>675117184
>>675118587
thread is disgusting and the kids who think it's cool
>>675117315
man did that, not nature
>>675119531
there's a reason these retards are called chow
>>675119775
I'm stronger than you
Thats why I fuck your ass every night
>>675119514
It was a death spasim fagloard. He wasn't defending shit, he ran out because he was excited and his shit owners never trained him not to do that.
>>675119927
says the furry faggot
>>675119985
So now humans are not part of nature, huh?
>>675119827
>implying their morality is sincere
>>675119827
I actually do get a euphoria when I post animal gore/rekt and I always start them not so the moralfags come just so I can build up my folders.
It just so happens that moralfags gets their jimmies rustled. I don't go calling mods mods and white knight when I see Cp and I'm sure some of these guys wouldn't even care too.
>>675119775
Kekd hard
>>675119219
Are trying to white knight you massive faggot?
>>675119219
No look at the last one move they were still alive
>>675119896
rolling dubs for this
>>675117184
This isn't really a big deal. I mean, it was a dumb idea putting that dog in the cage with the snake, but even a human would have been that snakes dinner.
That's fucking nature.
>>675118942
Honestly, that's not even edgy. Not everyone knows your dog, if you can't be a competent owner and teach your dog to not charge at people then the only person at fault for what happens to your dog, is you. I'm not risking getting bitten to shit, or anyone else. Just because the dog MIGHT be friendly. Especially not a big dog like that. Those women are fucking morons. Shame the dog got shot, but it shouldn't have been allowed to push the door open and charge the guy.
>>675117184
what snake is that
>>675120126
too shay
2000 +16
all on fbi list.
glory!
privacy!
trips!
>>675120334
Brumese Python.
Massive Snake.
>>675120009
Shit b8 dude
>>675120334
>Yellow chinese snek
>Eats dog
>>675118942
actually this one i dont feel sorry for. keep your fucking dog under control, why would you let it run out the door if you know it is aggressive?
>>675117700
>>675117739
your both right. but its necessary, some guy bought a puppy and fed it to a snake, all anon was saying is thats not normal. would you buy a puppy just for the shock value to feed to to your snake and put it on 4chan.
Top Top Kek vid tho
>>675119775
i'm stronger than you, unless you're also a competitor. Can I eat you?
I've reported everybody ITT that have posted a multimedia file. Enjoy your last days as a free man faggots.
>>675118069
top snek
>>675117184
> hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
welcome to /b/. i didn't realize it was summer here already
>>675120667
>>675120667
>man
>implying they're not all underage
>>675120667
>how to take a screenshot
retard
>>675118587
you're so right. thats why we use cats to lead the blind.
>>675120784
Nah, just spring break :^)
You sir are an asshole.
>>675117184
>chinks in charge of animals
not even once.
any of you edge lords have that video/webm/gif of those asian dudes skinning cats alive that are tied to trees. its like in a public park or something its so weird. if you don't have it you aren't truly edgy.
>>675119085
QFT
>>675117885
Faggot Edgelord detected, I hope your dad beats you to the inch of your life in a drunken rage.
>>675118428
>fags.
>>675119531
You're the faggiest faggot I've ever seen
Meat is meat
No difference
>>675120994
Which sir
Do you not know how to quote and reply to someone
Good sir no sir
Gtfo off b
>>>Reddit.com/r/4chan
>>675120907
>Being this new
>>675117184
Edgy 13 year-old spotted.
>>675119219
theyre moving in the bucket fuckhead
>>675117315
This is cruel though. You realize that don't you? That is why some people don't like it. Can you understand that? On some level at least - that just because something doesn't bother you or that you feel nothing, some other people might feel differently.
>>675118942
Best part is when the cat bails the fuck out
>>675121327
be easy on him, mom took his x-box away for the week
>ITT edge lord thread
>>675121126
>meat is meat
go say the too /ck/
>>675120667
>7/10
>not how to unrape sister
>>675119219
liveleak /view?i=bb4_1283184704
>>675119226
meh
>>675119211
better with a dog
This fucking thread is sad
You all motherfuckers need help
Y u do dis?
>>675120202
as edgy as that is, I can see your point
I remember when 4chan used to track down people who did shit like this...
>>675122446
^ This. Fucking cancer
>>675122242
>>675122360
>>675122375
We gotta plenty of snowflakes in here. How about you simply turn off the pc,take that warm glass of milk that fatty of your mother prepared,and go directly to bed? Would be rather appreciated
>>675122446
ikr those were the good days
>>675118942
control your fucking dog. good for that guy
>>675118942
I hate dogs, horses too, any horse rekt?
>>675119226
>meh *shrug*
on the tumblr you go
One day y all get what y deserve
>>675117184
>oh look its this thread again
>>675117315
>Putting a domesticated animal purposefully in confines with a predatory animal knowing full well the intention of killing it.
>Natural
You're a special type of retard, dipshit, just like the nigger chinks who do stuff like this in their assbackwards subhuman countries. I bet you're a nigger too, wouldn't be surprised if I was right, shit skin
>>675117184
This is the cure for /b/'s cancer.
There is worse shit on Reddit. Think about that. A site that has more shock content and shit that will make you rage is outdoing /b/. All of the pussies and butt tickling sissies that were afraid to come to /b/ are now here and raging over this video.
Good job OP, keep posting it. Toughen these rim-jobbers up. And all you cry-bitches "Nuuu, not teh puppies!!" Get used to it. This is /b/.
>>675119023
>tfw no cute gf to throw evil doggers into the river
>>675120617
whats stupid about this is, people wouldn't give a single fuck if it was a rat, which makes sense fuck rats
>>675118028
You live in a dumpster?
>>675119023
this girl is from bosnia and they actually found her lets say its a matter of time she comits suicide , people keep hitting her on the street all the time.
>>675117809
fuck off. a dog is just a very common pet and everyone getting butthurt over it being fed to a snake. it's no different that feeding it rats. a snake wants to eat, no matter what you give it to eat, therefore, you can feed it dogs, or your mother for all I care.
you guys have vid's of this ? kek
>>675124183
good. someone like that is detrimental to the population.
>"This isn't nature."
Take a trip to the Florida keys and southern Florida where pythons and other constrictor snakes are now fully integrated with "nature" because they're thrown away when they get too big. They often come into cities along with alligators and eat small dogs, and puppies.
>>675122241
Are you feeling it now mr cat
>>675124234
letting to kill or killing yourself/eating an animal able to create an emotional bond with human? How about I kill your mother then?
>>675117720
Thou shalt grovel in the presence of Zippocat
>>675118626
factory farming and open range farming are essentially the same thing you uninformed cunt, the only difference is the amount of exercise
>>675117184
Ayyyy Someone finally posted the snake actually snatching it up and not some silly png
You are all fucking retards, have a fight with a real man insteaad beating up an animal, fight someone equal to you !
Hope you'll die motherfucking bastards !!
I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES
ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING WEBSITE!
>>675124727
I'll fight you. Come at me bro. Unless you're not a real man.
>>675122241
wasnt this longer? could have sworn they have more than one cat?
>>675124727
I think someone is mad at 4chan because their favorite babysitter didn't show orrrrrrrrr Parents didn't want to take to dinner with them
>>675124534
be my guest. my point is, it's a cycle of life, nobody gives a shit about that puppy. it is going to fill up the belly of that snake for months, and that's all that snake cares about. stop getting offended by everything, fucking faggot.
OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU FAGGOT CUCKS SICKEN ME YOU WANT EDGY ILL GIVE YOU FUCKING EDGE HEY MUMMY SUCK MY PENIS LOOK HOW EDGY I AM MY BALLS LOOK LIKE TRIANGLES IM SO EDGY I NEED TO BE EDGY BY POSTING ANIMAL CRUELTY IM AM EDGY I NEED TO AN HERO IM SO EDGY
>>675124912
>>675124914
No you're just simply stupid, beat up bastards, rapers, pedophiles or islamists not fucking animals... I guess it's more important, what the cat did to you? Fucking stupids
This is the real /b i remember. Good job guys. Enough of these moral fags with their stupid fur, fem boy and meme dumbshit posts.
>>675125888
TRIPS DONT LIE
>>675125888
Gets hurt for killing other species. Not a damn feeling for human. Kill yourself please.
>>675124875
underrated post
Mental retardation thread
>>67512616 youneedtobecomeanhero
>>675117184
peopple who say "that's nature" is a bunch of idiots, because in nature the fucking snake doens't sleep over journals and is not fed a puppy by a fat faggot who probably is a virgin, since he has those woman repellant animals as a puppy.
>>675121505
you know you sound just like a fat bitch calling everybody a hater just because you cant shit on your own?
>noone cares you're a fag
>accept it at least
>do it for your mother
>>675117184
Doge be like, your tongue tickles..whoa shhheet
>>675126372
Kill yourself please. Words cant express how stupid youre sounding.
>>675122446
cool, 1/10000000000 cases.
Thats a nice ratio
>>675126165
You should probably be a fucking nobel price..! Keep it this way, retard fag
>>675126550
protip: you're fat and/or a virgin
