Is she reading something? Does she have a lot of luggage? Something to actually start a conversation.

Im a photographer and I approached my current gf with the question "Hey, would you like to be photographed sometime?" etc etc.

>>675104833
>So how do you like the train?

>>675105069
>>675105069
>Im a photographer and I approached my current gf with the question "Hey, would you like to be photographed sometime?"
This OP but if you're not a photographer you can ask "Hey, would you like to be fucked sometime?"

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>>675105253
This op
Or this stop next to her and say
"Hmm I wonder where this train is going?, My train is always going where it's no suppose to YOUR FUCKING VAGINA "

>>675105069
>>675105253
>Im a photographer and I approached my current gf with the question "Hey, would you like to be photographed sometime?"
This OP but if you're not a photographer you can just ask "Hey, would you like to have your corpse hung on a meat hook and fucked until it's completely rotten? "

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>>675104833
First off, pretend you're this guy.

Then make small talk about dumb bullshit. If she reciprocates, keep it going and get a number before the ride is almost over.
If she doesn't chat much, she probably has a penis and you don't want that anyway ×)

>>675104833
OP here, talked a little b4 hand, and she keeps looking over at me whenever I move at all, I also turned around to try and talk, however she just looked away both times I turned around

>>675106042
>at

She wants your cock bro! Go4et

>>675106201

get that number bro

>>675106039
Disregard this virgin advice

>>675104833
damn, i'm a faggot.

>What is your stance on train crashes

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Bit difficult since most hot girls you see on trains are going somewhere with all their friends. Kind of like night clubbing, they all hang out in groups and it's difficult to talk to a girl who is in a group.

>>675105188
Kek. This OP. Do this

>>675106042
Creep shot !!!!! Come op don't be a faggot .
Take a pic we want to know if she's worth it . And try to get her feet too

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>>675106667
Kms

>>675106201
Was going to ask her "do you know where the cafe is, wanna grab a drink?" Will that work?

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>>675106654
Those lips would feel so good on my cock

>>675106978
No!!!! Bitches don't want to drink coffee unless they have a Starbucks in the train

>>675106269
How?

>>675106978
>"Escuse me boss do u know where cafe is plis?"
>"What do you mean the cafe, there are many coffee shops around town, are you looking for a specific one or what? And no, I wouldnt like to grab anything with someone so inarticulate"

>>675104833
Didn't read

FUCK IT OP FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE GRAB YOUR BALLS AND MAD THE FUCK UP THIS COULD END UP BEING YOUR WIFE OR SOME SHIT GO UP TO HER AND SAY .
"Hey I think you're really cute can I get your number so we can talk after i get off the train " if she says no walk alway like an Alpha

>>675104833
Put your hand on her knee and say "Your father is a thief"

>>675106293

What's your great contribution faggot?

>>675107285
>>675107612
Like this fuck face girls don't like it when you go up to them with a cheesy line unless it's really funny . They will take you more serious if you just be straight up with them . Odds are she's really lonely because most people are afraid to ask her out without setting off creep flags . Just be simple and if she wants to continue talking just listen to her and only talk about her not you .

>>675107612
>>675107930
This, its not that hard, just man up and ask her straight up. If she says no just say "Ok, enjoy the rest of your day." or something not retarded.

>>675105188
Do this and when she begins to answer cut her off and yell out "I LOVE THE CHOOCHOO!"

>>675106042
that's normal dude. And if you're noticing that, you're also overthinking. Just talk to her about the most stupid, boring, universally understandable bullshit that relates to your immediate surroundings. If you can keep up a conversation with her for 3 minutes, she will give you her phone number. All you have to do is ask. If she doesn't, it certainly means she wants to, but maybe she already has a boyfriend or whatever.

>in England for first time on the train to scotland
>sat next to cutie
>small talk about murrica and mass transit
>what's your favorite TV show
>scrubs
>oh me too, my favorite character is elliot.
> who?
With a look of distain
> the female doctor

Pretty sure it was either silent the rest of the way to her stop, or I finished emptying my pockets of their spaghetti.
So not like that op. Gl

>>675108218
>pretend you are pulling the trains horn when you say this almost like a fist pump

>>675108524
lmao

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>>675104833
>"Hello"
>"Oh sorry, I have a boyfriend
everytim ;.;7

>>675108412
She doesn't sit next to me, so I'd have to walk farther back in the aisle, how should I go about that

don't bring any spaghetti with you, on a train there is no reason you should need to bring any. If you do need to, put it in a nice tupperware and put that inside a ziplock bag and that insie a backpack, you should be ok.

>>675104833
Make a day event with her, preferably outdoors. Make sure you both are feeling comfortable and relaxed, whatever that feels like. Bring some fruit for your journey, at some point have lunch with her (pack some fruit that she enjoys along with yourself. Wash said fruit before its eaten. Wash the fruit again as you realise your hands were dirty when you originally washed it).
Put on some music as you both gouge, music you mutually enjoy.
Take out a joint you had pre rolled (vital part). Ask if she wants to partake, it's very likely she will.
At this point, if the moment is right. Tell her how you feel about her, keep it brief. Make sure you are a little high, just so you have a choice If exiting the thought process instead of being exiled with whatever you said to play on loop as you are high. "I enjoy spending time with you, your variant nature comforts me" or somebullshit
You write the story from there, anon. But what would I know, I'm just a faggot. I wish you all the best anon. If it doesn't work out, well, it isn't the right time in this life, and consider that it may never be the right time.

>>675108663
Keks
You must be ugly af then

>>675108663
you must be ugly mate sorry kek

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>>675108663
?

>>675108789
Could be tbqh

>>675104833
>>675108524
I don't get it. Do all trains serve spaghetti or something?

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>>675108663
This you?

>>675104833

mfw i quickly turned away after reading hoping nobody saw. I'm at home alone btw. Humans are funny.

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>>675108663
u look like this?

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>>675108663
?

>>675109053
When you've reached such a level of social retardism, you're trapped inside a tube of speeding metal, and you see a cutie, your pockets just start producing the stuff.

>>675104833
News flash: You don't look good either

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>>675108696
When you reached your stop nigger . Get up with balls of steel I know your chest is feeling numb and your adrenaline is pumping nervous af and probably scared too . Yeah cause it's fucking normal think about all the girls you seen before and wanted to ask them out well this is your time op you're fucking ready ! Trust me I used to be shitting bricks when approaching girls but right before I would man the fuck up and ask them for their number . You'd be surprised when she says "oh yeah here " if she likes you and then you feel manly af . If she says no then just walk away next time will be easier because you broke the ice . It's normal faggot unless you got a 9 inch cock and you can show them your bulge then go

"I eat ass"

>>675109599
Carl?

>>675109693
Frank?

>>675104833
>trying to pick up chicks on a train

She probably lives 100 miles away from you, you retard.

Why not try a bar or nightclub, like a normal human being?