Does no one do anything nice?

i don't do anything, and especially not anything nice

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I'll do prep when they're busy. And I'll even pay my Boss back when I borrow money for booze.

>>675101277
I always make sure there's a soft down pillow in the storeroom so my female coworkers are as comfortable as possible when I rape them.

>>675101277
i make tiny origami frogs to keep up morale.

retail can be a stressful industry.

where do you work, what's that other frozen meat?

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I am no longer allowed in my work's lounge because I stole too many lunches and laughed at the original owners.

Do you do it to be nice or to feel good about yourself for being such a nice guy? I'm guessing its the latter seeing as how you made this thread to show everyone.

>>675102742
Little Caesar's

Not smack my psychotic manager upside the back of the head.

>>675101277

I show up and do my job so someone else doesn't have to.

I Fuck my bosses wife so he he won't have to after a long ass hard day of work he deserves it he works really hard.

>>675102787
Wewlad

>>675102694
That's really considerate of you anon, you truly are making this world a better place.

>>675102792
I do it because I like ice cream and don't mind sharing made the thread because I was curious to see what other people do

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>>675102787

>>675102889
This.

>>675101277
used to work for a soda distributor. One of the perks was free cases of soda. I had a second job working as a roadside flagger so I always brought some of the soda to my second job, ice cold, in a cooler.

>>675102792
Yep.
>hey guize in superior because im nice.
>why wont anyone love me?

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>>675101277

Shops at HEB. myniggaaa

>>675102986
Go back to tumblr faggot

>>675101277
I don't go in there and shoot all those fuckers every day. Not yet at least...

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I clean the drain when we're all done because no one wants to get wet dough/mixed whiped cream on their hands.
>I work as a baker
>pic related

>>675103237
If I was from tumblr there'd be a sign that said not for whites

I bring in donuts and coffee to the office when my weekend rotation comes up.

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>>675101277
I sued my company alone for pay raise so every other pussy who feared to stand up for their rights doesn't have to.

Everyone who deserved got the raise, but I became "the little bitch who complains about everything".

You are welcome motherfuckers.

>>675102982
Thanks. I'm considering adding a box of rubbers too because I'm just not ready to be a father.

>>675101277
I don't stab stupid people who I know I'm smarter than,,it's a gift that they don't realise

>>675102982
>you truly are making this world a better place.
One rape at a time...

>>675102694
aww, that's sweet of you

I wish more people could be that nice

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>>675103291
Ha-ha you a faygola?

I always make sure the coffee creamer in the break room has a load of my jizz in it at all times.

It's the little things

>>675103306
>trying to cover up faggotry
>failing
>kek

>>675103291
Take away the rose and it looks like something you'd give Sauron on his birthday.

>>675101277
Must be from Texas, heb ice cream...if you were really nice you'd get the little blue bell cups

>>675103490
Muh sides!

>>675101277
Come on, we all know your cum is in those ice cream boxes.

>>675103369
kek

>>675101277
We have a mini fridge in our small section of the building and all 5 of use rotate each week bringing in beverages such as water, juice, sports drinks, ice tea, and a few sodas because we don't like them but if someone wants one, its there. Other times we may bring in snacks like hummus, fruit, cheese and crackers, etc.. Even with 200+ employees, the 5 of use are a small family. Occasionally someone will "surprise" us all with lunch on Fridays. for a few bucks a week, it keeps us all happy.

>>675103319
nobody likes people who sue.

>>675103580
I do if I can go over there myself I usually text my friend that works over at heb and trade him a pizza or two

I work with a lot of loners on a night shift. I make birthday and holiday baked sweets for them with hand made little cartoon notes. And encourage potluck dinner breaks for us.

>>675103943
tits or gtfo whore

>>675103935
Wait wait. Do you purchase the pizza, then trade?

I work in a confined space (navyfag here). I cropdust after consuming loads of boiled eggs and cabbage and holding my shit.

>>675103369
>I don't stab stupid people who I know I'm smarter than,,

So you're Americas next mass murderer?

>>675101277
I refrain from murdering them all.

>>675101277
I'm not a complete dick to them,
I'll under price anything I sell to them,
(Yea, I'm the one waging a covert war against the company's profit margins)
I usually buy the first round.

>>675104048
No I'm a manager I can give people free pizzas if I want

>>675103460
"Honey I don't know how I got herpes! I swear! All I did was drink coffee!"

>>675101277
I eat their food so they don't get fat. I am the nicest person ever

>>675103943
marry me

>>675104206
So you dont have to write it off as food waste or replacement, you can just give away pizzas? Yeah, you work in texas? Imma call your ass in for stealing from the company.

Even though I'm always behind I'll stop what im doing if someone asks for help

>>675102881
I used to work at one apparently my old now killed one of his kids.

http://www.kiiitv.com/story/31091650/father-arrested-on-capital-murder-charges-for-death-of-four-month-old

>>675101277
They can all go fuck themselves

>>675104095
No, he's really dumb

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>>675101277
I am a butcher. I hate most of the dudes I work with. Most are all old grumpy men. However there is one dude who's awesome and I always give him weed.

>>675103685
The company was paying about 20% less to people working there for less than 3 years and "forgot" to raise pays for those who hit that 3 year.
Law says everyone has to be paid the same amount if they do the same work here.
I sued because it's the law and many of the pussies also complained behind the back of the boss.
I was the only one who went to the boss and asked a raise, waited 3 months, nothing happened so I sued and won.
Now those pussies saying things about ME behind my back.
Human trash all of them.

>>675103319
Thank you.
Now stop being a little bitch.

I show up and do my job well and leave my area prepared for the night shift.
That's fucking nice enough for those dick wads who can't do that for me.

>>675104514
Then you two fuck eachother brains out and claim it was the weed, lovely <3

>>675101277
I always make sure the freezer at work is stocked with 45ACP for anyone who wants one

>>675101277
can i work with you OP?
do you do food service?
do you work for sodexo?

>>675104654
Funny that /b/ is the first to thank me after a full year.

>>675104417
Your boss was a nigger? What'd you expect?

>>675104367
I give stuff away all the time, fuck your profit margin.

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>>675104669
Obviously that's what we do? It would be gay to not fuck him in the ass, he's beautiful.

>>675104778
He was honestly a chill GM, but it's whatever.

>>675104614
People are stupid fags, get over it little bitch, or sue them!

>>675101277

when im employed im focused just on my thing give a fuck about my coworkers hate even smalltalkin with them tbh

>>675104513
that's the joke.jpeg

>>675104883
Tick tock motherfucker.
If you work today, ill be surprised if you dont get sent home

I work freelance graphic design so, no coworkers to be nice to, and I'm only as nice to the customers as they pay me to be.
>because customers suck nigger dicks

Once I have cooked breakfast for the B&B guests I cook a full English for any staff member who wants one.

>>675104354
you like baked sweets huh

>>675104905
That sucks bro. I've known a few cool niggers too, but never had one for a boss.

>>675103943
I can feel the softness of your tits just to see how nice you are, pls show

>>675101277
I leave notes in the break room fridge letting everyone else know how much I liked whatever food they put in there that morning.

>>675104999
Nice trips, but I doubt he's scared of some 13yo trap on the 4chinz.

I always offer my colleagues double mint gum

>>675101277
I always make coffee in the break room and put some special special cream in every day!

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>>675105204

>>675105255
Dubs dont beat trips

>>675105267
I used to work with a guy like you, Dave?

>>675103943
BAIT

>>675104770
Life is funny.
Like a bad joke.

>>675105267
You sound like an old co worker i had. Do you happen to have a son?

>>675105204
damn titty hounds, I didn't even mention being fem from my original post, wtf

>>675105562
I like baking :(

>>675105447
Kek

>>675105571
Yes, his name is Mike

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>>675105348
;(

>>675105693
me too, in the fucking oven with you

>>675105799
>checked

When I was still working bar I always made sure I was nice to the chef.

I always got killer food that way. I appreciated it it and when he got too hot I made sure he had cold beverages.

Backpacking the UK was fun.

>>675101277
Everyday I walk in there and don't kill anyone.

>>675101277
not much , isnt much to do here so sometimes i just forget to do things on purpose and let him do it since he likes to do nothing, co worker is an old spic immigrant.

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>>675101277
Hey op! I got a creamy creation for you. My cum! GET IT?! I'm going to find out where you live and cream on your face. GET IT?! I'm going to pound that tight little faggot ass and make some cream. GET IT?!

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>>675105595
You did something a female would do, even If you write it as neutral it could be, now... Let me see one at least

>>675105781
Woah man, Double Mint Dave! What are the chances of running into you here?

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>>675101277
i used to make coffee for everyone. but no one drank it. so i stopped, now they make full fucking pots of coffee. and guess what? GUESS FUCKING WHAT? NO ONE DRINKS IT! IT WILL FUCKING SIT THERE FOR FUCKING DAYS AT A TIME! THESE FUCKING SKANKS WILL COME INTO WORK WITH THEIR QUICK TRIP 68oz FUCKING MONGOLOID COFFEES AND RAMBLE ON ABOUT HOW THEY LOOOOOOOVE COFFEE. I GOOOOTT TO HHHHAAAAAVVVE MAH COFFEE! THEN THEY WASTE FUCKING COFFEE EVERY GOD DAMNED MORNING, DAY, AND NIGHT!
>mfw every single morning i get to work

>>675104999
you're probably a neet

>>675105595
show us those boobies cunt

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I share weed with my coworkers, well all smoke blunts on our smoke break even my manager it's pretty cash.

>>675106243
Bretty gud actually anon

>>675101277

i do my fucking job

the same job everyone else does, but i actually do it

and i do their jobs so they don't get fired for being shit

because it's an easy fucking job and i feel bad for them that they can't even do that much. fucking female coworkers

>>675106191

wtf is that? Looks like the crowd at a Sanders rally.

>inb4 new queen of /b/

I hustle the company for pocketed money and throw it in our tip cut.

I make them more money. the ultimate nicety

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I don't bring a firearm and shoot them all in the face. I think that's pretty fucking decent of me, all things considered.

>>675101277
Dubs checked.

Rides, for the 2 who don't have cars.
Keep track of equipment, so boss doesn't have to.

>>675101277
i yell at the lazy ones for not doing their job so they can learn to work harder