Oh shit. . Godzilla!

>>675086733
throw a bag of donuts as a distraction and then walk briskly away

Run

>>675086733
how the fuck does she flirt wit hme

Laugh and suddenly realise that I would rather fuck a trap.

I reciprocate the flirting, then after 3 hours of talking about each other and the universe, I invite her into my room for hot bbw sweaty, oily intercourse.

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>>675086733
I'd man the harpoons

>>675086733
I ask her if she wants money for a full skirt, one without a hole

Throw a master Ball to catch this snorlex

>>675087134
You sick fuck. Get out here you filthy piece of shit.

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>>675086733

Take a blowjob. Close eyes feel her gigantic tits as I bust a load in her mouth... Never speak of it again.

>I reciprocate the flirting, then after 3 hours of talking about each other and the universe, I invite her into my room for hot bbw sweaty, oily intercourse.

FUCK THAT. Way too much groundwork, just wait until your both drunk then say 'Let's go back to your place" works 9/10 times for me, no need to fuck around tuning her all night when all she really wants is for some guy to take her home and fuck her. Cut out the middle man.

Vomit and run

>>675086733
Slap that big ass and ride the ripples like a fucking pro surfer

>>675086733
ask her if her anus has ever been stretched if yes tell her follow me i want in that ass

>>675086733
fuck the shit outta her then nuke her country

>>675086733
Get her drunk, back to hers. Bend her over, pin the cushion. Order a pizza, continue fucking after pizza.

Would do hard, take fone number, fuck on daily basis. Would feed.

>>675086733
drop flash powder pellet and vanish before she eats me.

Get into hedonistic feeder/feedee (though mainly consisting of stuffing her so she gets a big bloated temporary belly) relationship.

>>675086733
call rape

>>675086733
Fuck her, obviously.

>>675086733
I'd dip my dick in lard.

>>675086733
look at her with a disgusted face and 360 out of the room

>>675086733
Pound every hole full of cum then exercise with her

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>>675086733
Just dive right in. I love me some chunky Asians!
Also,
>H I G H T E S T

Melt steel beams with jet fuel

>>675086733
Ask if she is only flirting with me because she wants me to hunt down Han and bring him back to her because he dumped that shipment of glitterstim instead of delivering it.

>>675088457
Sauce on ur pic?

>>675088457

Japan is way too thin. 3 percent obesity is nothing.

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Sorry m'lady, but even I am not interested in what you are selling.

>>675086733
Do you know the saying:

Fucking fat chicks is like riding scooter.
It's fun as long as nobody sees you doing it.

>>675089037
Who is Scooter?

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>>675088762
http://maguro721.com/blog/page/2
This shall suit your chubby Asian needs!

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>>675089085
I guess thats a typo.
... like riding a scooter.

>>675089328
SCOOTER BROTHER!

>>675086733
shove my nose all the way up her sweaty anus and take a long, deep, lung filling inhale before proceeding to fuck her fat fucking ass with my hulking fucking hog

>>675089328
That looks even more gay than riding the dick of a guy named scooter

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>>675089407
YEAH
Check you this bad boy.
The flames make it go 5 mph faster.
It no goes 15 mile per hour.

Ride safe bro!

>>675089641
That's the point.

Gently roll the whale back into the sea where it belongs.

>>675087709
kek

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>>675089641
No better way to come out than parking a scooter up your driveway.

Drop my bucket of plankton and man the harpoon

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>>675088323
180 degrees turns you backwards.360 you spin in a circle & are still facing her. Geez

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>>675090278
It's a meme you dip

>>675086733
nuke her ass with my fat man

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This is now Asian whale thread

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turn 360° and walk away... slowly

>>675086733
man I am all about that shit!!!
get me in it bruv!!

>>675090485
360? You'd walk right into her.

>>675086733
Try to escape her gravitational field

Push her back into the sea

Let her stuff twinkies in her face continuously while I make out with her butt and let her fart in my mouth

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>>675086733
ask for hand in marriage. i loves me a fat asian.

Slam her