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How do I get a straight guy to let me be his girlfriend /b/?
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assuming youre a trap?
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Yea trap or?
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Tits or gtfo
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send a pic of yourself in drag and pretend its a joke
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>>675080622
Try being seductive and rapey. Dudes always claim to want that, so put it to the test.

Also, it is safe in assuming you're like the person getting blown and ass blasted simultaneously here?
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Suck his dick
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>>675080969
Hungry for apples?
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>>675080622
I want a trap gf irl.

Completely straight
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Have a vagina
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>>675081058
Only if the great and powerful oMorty feeds them to me.
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>>675081122
^ this?
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>>675081117
That's not how "completely straight" works.
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>>675081122
No can do, johnson.
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>>675080622
i need salsa
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>>675081178
This.
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>>675081204
Fine as straight as being on /b/ would allow.

If that makes sense
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>>675080969

Yeah not by other men though, obviously, faggot
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>>675081209
Alright, so growing a vag is out of the picture. Idk, show him the mighty powers of anal sex
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>>675081117
"Completely straight"
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>>675081117
>sucking dick and fucking a man's ass
>thinks because they wear girl clothing, that makes it a girl
>completely straight
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>>675081437
Gender is a social construct faggot
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>>675081398
Shit, I'm straight, I'll rape you right now for contradicting me, faggot.
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>>675081522
Keep telling that to yourself, faggot.
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>>675081229
I wish I had it. If I had to take a guess looks like minus8 though.

>>675081421
I don't have any particular guy in mind. Just seems hot.

>>675081437
Yeah got a problem faggot?
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>>675081874
Fine it's gay whatever. Still would plow a passable trap

It can't have a bigger dick than me doe
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>>675081437
He has a point you know.
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>>675081117
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>>675081886
i wouldnt mind having a trap as gf, only want to know if it is girly face or dude face
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>>675081522

>Le social construct may may

Gendered clothing is a social construct, see "it's not a skirt, it's a kilt!"

Sex and by extension "gender"(in the sense you are using it) is a brute biological fact. Yes, the lack of acknowledgement of the scope and frequency of intersex(which is NOT trans) conditions is a social quirk but that does not invalidate male and female as categories.

You people seem to glimpse the shadow of an expanded view of the world and quickly jump into your own thoughtless, dogmatic box.

Is "that man looks/is dressed like a woman, I'd hit it anyway" such a difficult position to take?

Postmodernists pls go.
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>>675082270
Have a boyfriend instead, you fucking faggot.
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>>675082337
no i want more of a sissy girly guy dan a chuck manlet
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>>675082324
>Is "that man looks/is dressed like a woman, I'd hit it anyway" such a difficult position to take?

B..but it's a girl with a dick.
Dickgirl
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>>675082409
I volunteer
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>>675082324
Id fuck anything attractive at this point....

I'd fuck a bottle of mustard assuming I had enough beer to make it look like Ann Hathaway.
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>>675082506
>Girl
>Dick
Pick one
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>>675080622
I'm straight and if a man was fully dedicated to being my female sissy I'd probably be cool with it. besides the penis you better be the most girly girl boy that ever lived or it would never work.
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>>675082593

And I think that is a truer and, ironically, more classically masculine/macho stance to have on the matter. As opposed to cowering behind semantics like what Marsellus Wallace is not.
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>>675082573
that would do the trick :^)
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>>675082633
I think most guys would fuck a guy dressed like a girl if they looked good enough.

Honestly would you pass up a free suck and fuck from a sexy piece of ass if the only problem was it had a tiny cock.

"Close your legs and lay on your stomach"
Boom, its a girl.
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>>675080622
You don't, you dumb faggot. Degenerates like you will be hanged on trees one day.
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>>675082917
>"Close your legs and lay on your stomach"
>Boom, its a girl.
Exactly
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Literally all I wanted to know was some tips on getting a straight bf as a girly guy and now it's a thread about whether it's gay to fuck guys like me.

I suppose it's inevitable, perhaps what I truly wanted all along?

But if any guys are in San Diego and are curious lemme know.
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>>675081332
So completely gay?
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>>675082979
Got a kik?
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>>675082979
show us your butt
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>>675082917
exactly. I like anal just as much as vaginal so it would only be a small loss.
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>>675082979
show me a pic of how you look and maybe youll be a passable trap, lots of fags on here to pick
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>>675083066
>>675083068
Are you in San Diego?
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>>675083147
Nah but I'm a little horny and bored so I'm down for kik stuff
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>>675083147
canadian bra
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>>675083198
>>675083228
No
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>>675082979
Hey Op, I'm in San Diego and have been looking for a trap gf.
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>>675083322
Darn, oh well
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>>675080622

>Doesn't state sex or gender.
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>>675080622
its not going to happen
what part of straight don't you get
>grew up with guy
>used to sleepover at his house
>at about 15 stole some beer slept over
>wake up with him rubbing my thigh
>jump out of bed/floor mattress
>he be naked
>grabbed first thing
>was an 18 inch darth vader action figure
>smashed him in face twice
>screams and bits of vader fill room
>went home at 2 am
>never spoke to him again
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>>675083322
what if I said I was?
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Riverside
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>>675082979

It's gay, but I'd probably give it a shot were I anywhere nearby. It's going to be hard to find a (mostly) normal guy but all you can do is put yourself out there. No need to adopt the lisp, but wear some cute clothes in public and try to meet new people through shared interests. In my limited experience "The scene" is a cess pit of degeneracy and melodrama. Avoid at all costs.

If you want to hit, you've gotta risk swinging. Have some balls and flirt when you think you can get away with it.
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>>675082593
Kek
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>>675083383

>Sees attached pic
>Can not into basic deduction
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>tfw no qt3.14 trap girl in the netherlands
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>>675083355
What part?

>>675083494
Then maybe.
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>>675083978
PB. What about you?
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>>675080622
>>675081886
moar like this?

also, just flirt with him, if he goes for it he goes for it, if not then he's not interested.
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>>675080622
Become a girl and hope he´s fine with you being trans. Traps don´t work.
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Traps are not gay. And that is coming from a faggot.
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>>675084085
National city. How old are you?
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>>675084501
32 white here.
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sometimes i fap to irl traps, sometimes drawn traps, sometimes i fap to hentai or futa or furry or pony or regular porn, but out of all things i fap to, most of the times after ive fapped to irl traps i feel like im gross.

same thing happened with futa so i guess im gradually getting more gay from staying here.
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>>675084590
I'm only 19, and a virgin. Will you make me your wife?
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>>675084690
>im gradually getting more gay from staying here
Isn't our fault, cakeboy.

Anyways, there's nothing wrong about being bisexual.
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>>675085044
Got someway to talk private? Not on here?
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>>675085167
[email protected]

Message me contact info here.
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>>675085144
Retard alert
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>>675085144
Keep telling yourself that you gigantic faggot
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sauce on OP?
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>>675081886
Idk, alot of "straight" guys actually seem pretty into it myself included lol
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>>675082221
>actually believing this is how transgender people think
>2016
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>>675081437
A few months ago I was in a relationship with a trap.
Didn't suck her dick or took it in the ass, just the idea of her having a dick weirdly aroused me. And to quote Rent-Boy: everyone's heterosexual, it's just a matter of who you fancy and fuck all to do with morals.

But I wouldn't recommend being in a relationship with one (unless you like your spouse cheating on you, or the threesomes are really worth it) they're very inscure.
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If you actually have a problem with someone using feminine pronouns for traps, you're obviously closeted. There is literally no other reason it would bother you.

Personally I much prefer biological women than transgender women, but I couldn't give a fuck what they choose to call themselves or what others refer to them by. If it does bother you, you need to take a long hard look in the mirror.
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>>675086093
They could be aspies too tho.
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>>675085357
lol do you actually think there is? Poor kid you must have a lot of angst in you :(
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>>675085316
Sent from gmail.
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>>675086205
Yeah maybe, I think it's more likely they're just very insecure with their masculinity and deep down they are attracted to traps and it bothers them. I've been trying to understand people like that for a long time and that's the only reason I can come up with.
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>>675085144
maybe i can be bisexual if the guy is really fucking girly because i can never imagine having any kind of sexual activity with a bearded man man.

what the fuck do i know, i work out and see manly men all the time maybe one day im suddenly gay as fuck for some tight hairybooty and dick.
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Get a big girly butt. Like ultra-tier booty.

Confuse his sexuality.
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>>675081122
/Thread

Also; CHECKED Double Dubs!
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>>675082077
>It can't have a bigger dick than me doe

If that is the case, you'll only be able to fuck little boys (Say 5-9yrs old) dressed in sun dresses then.
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>>675087284
This
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>>675082593
Depending on the brand of mustard, the bottle might have more curves than Ann Hathaway from the get go /b/ro.
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>>675081886
sauce on that gif
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>>675080622
>>675081886
Source?
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more futa
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>>675086093
I'm not gay, I'm not closeted. I never once, in my entire adult life ever though "Hmmmm, Could it be that, on some level, I like penis?" Not even once. Penis is like Spinach, if someone forces it on you as a child, you will NEVER want it as an adult. What bothers me about using female pronouns for traps is it reinforces the idea that they really think they are chicks. I'm sorry, if you have the option between sitting or standing to take a piss, YOU. ARE. A. MAN. there is no discussion on this, suck it up, and get over yourselves.
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>>675080622
find a gay top who acts normal and wants too help you transition. its what I did :) and my bf is awesome ^^
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thread dead?
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>>675087749

Nothing confuses a straight guy's boner more than a woman's ass on a man.
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