This has potential, bump

>>675058490
I would mess with Russians. It's all in good fun

>>675058490
forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

Would you survive on the moon you fucking communists?

>>675059184
All Russian know that was a very clever Kubrick production.

>>675059143
we call those alcoholics not Russians. I can also guarantee you that Japanese have Russians beat in the alcoholic category.

>>675059290
Toućhe

>>675058978
Does your mommy let you play on /b/?

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>>675058490
I think we'd create an alliance from our mutual taste in drink and arms. Then we'd play CS:GO once in a while.

>>675058490
Never crossed my mind

yes i would kill russians easily for my country
they have one fatal weakness.
they arent american

>>675058978
Stale pasta is stale

>>675058490
The sad fact is the average American is much more terrifying than three of that one russian guy and probably about the same size as three of him too.

>>675059143
In Soviet Russia, vodka handle you!

>>675059941
American too fat because they are materialistic and capitalistic pigs. They do not even cherish the values of family and friends.

yup... i married one.

>>675058490
I would mess with her even if she costed me, my freedom.
>*wink, wink

>>675059143

Not likely.

>>675060226
The only friends and family I need are Colt and Beretta.

>PUTIN'S BROMANCE WITH TRUMP IS OVER

HAHAHAHAHAHA, I KNEW THAT SHIT WOULDN'T LAST! HAHAHAHAHAHA.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/03/17/the-bromance-between-trump-and-putin-is-over/

FIN

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I live next to 4 different Russian/ Ukrainian families. Each family has 19 or more kids. They quite literally pump a new one out every year. I have grown up fighting with them and putting up with their bullshit my entire life. They're pussies. When I was ten I straight up told my one faggot neighbor who bullied me to meet me after we got off our bus because I was going to beat the shit out of him. The dude was four years older than me and probably had a good 40 pounds and a foot on me. Anyway, I met him and told him to square the fuck up and that I wasn't afraid of him...little bitch glared at me then walked home. I hated that faggot. He used to kick and throw stones at my cat. Last I head of him he got arrested for DUI.

I can genuinely say that Russians are the one ethnicity that I am truly prejudiced against. I have never met a Russian that wasn't a smug, retarded piece of shit that constantly had a shit-eating smirk on their face. All of the Russian families let their childrens' teeth rot out of their heads too because they didn't want to pay for dental care for their 19 kids. It was disgusting. They all had black pegs for teeth. They don't take care of their children. Instead they get their older kids to babysit the younger ones and collect money from the government because they each have 19 fucking kids. Worst part is they were always making fun of poor kids for having second-hand clothes when the only reason they could afford nice clothes is because the government gave them money because there parents had 19 fucking kids. Also, if they get the cops called on them or a government official comes out to their home to tell them their new garage doesn't meet specifications or their house that they turned into a church needs to have a parking lot, they pretend they can't speak english even though they've been in the country for 24 fucking years. Fuck Russians. Fuck Russia

>>675059409
the accent goes over the "e" not the "c"

>>675059982
tempted to click

>tfw russia is no longer the Soviet Union
You're a bunch of capitalist pigs now. Go back to communism.

That feel when a Big Mac meal in Russia costs a whole day's wages. No joke.

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>>675058490

please these russian faggots are probably so drunk all the time they will end up shooting each other in a fit of drunken rage. drunk russian slime

>>675061633
Damn. That sucks. Still better than living near Syrians and Pakis in Europe.

>>675061633
From my experience, Mexicans love pulling shit like this.
>tfw jacalito express imports are quickly replacing whites in their homeland

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>>675061633
More bullshit from Russians:

Every sunday the roads around my house look like harlem because all the Russians in the area go to my asshole neighbors orthodox christian church/house. They park all over the place and the cars go all the way down my street.

Their little kids cannot shut the fuck up. They're constantly being loud screaming little shits and there's always some little kid crying.

Their other kids play hockey and soccer in the middle of the fucking road. I don't live in a suburb. These little bastards legitimately set up a hockey net in the middle of the road and play there instead of in their driveway where they have plenty of room. The parents don't give a shit and never tell them not to play in the middle of the road. I hope they get run over and the parents go to jail for neglect.

They will, I shit you not, mow their lawn at 7:00-7:30 PM and/or in the rain.

They burn dirty diapers and tires and the toxic shit fumes get into the surrounding houses if it's even a little bit windy.

They stare at you.

They trespass on other people's property and leave their food wrappers and half eaten food laying in my/other people's yards.

All of my neighbors that aren't Russian hate the Russians with a passion. The police actually refer to my neighborhood as "little Russia". We're pretty sure some of my neighbors make meth as they have cars coming at all hours of the night into their driveway and leave in 1 0r 2 minutes and hear a car motor going all day in their garage. Police actually told us that they have started monitoring their house. Russians are scum.

>>675060432
I prefer Glock and Ruger

>>675059143
Looks Like Cat!

>>675064038
Similar careers kek.

Fuck yeah I would look at that little fucking pussy. Looks like he cuts himself. Fucking faggot.

>>675063115
I think you just have assholes as neighbors.

>>675064414
This man knows

>>675058490
you bet your 5' ass i will you pathetic sack of potatoes

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>>675064414
Nah I've gone to school with other Russians and competed against them in sports. In my experience Russians all have the same smug personality with little consideration for others. Unless they're an authority figure. If they're an authority figure, then they tongue their asshole.

>>675064463
Sexy as fuck.

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>>675058490
Obama won't. Trump will.

>>675058490
>>675059143
Siberian Mouse???

>>675058490
I wanna fuck the rabbit

>>675058490

she looks like catgoddess

>>675064038
This

>>675062733
Have lived next to both, I can tell you that you're wrong. Fucking snowniggers

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>>675065706
She is from Siberia. I have no other info.

>>675058490
I'd mes with the russian on the right nowhamsayn

>>675066874
Yeah, she's a CP actress, or used to be, whichever one.

Pretty sure the guy in OP's pic is her brother and she's fucked him.

I once beat up a cocky Russian in front of a gas station.
I also beat up another cocky Russian in front of about 15 of his friends.
2-0 Americans
Shit was easy af on that second one I only threw about 5 quick straight rights and he went down crying stopppp ahahahahaha

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>>675060470

>Washingtonpost

You're a fucking faggot

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my x was russian

>>675065543
If by mess you mean bury the idiotic hostility then yeah.

This is a good thing, Burgers and Vodkaniggers should be frenz.

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all the time ;)

>>675059331
Too be fair that is because gooks can't handle alcohol. My friend was in thailand at the age of 14 and he drank with some locals who puked and passed out after three beers.

>>675067844
They can't even handle dairy like us white mutants.

>>675067272
>Ukrainian ginger neckbeard nazi
Kek

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The Russian military is pathetic. Literally the only tactic that the Russians have successfully employed to send loads of shit at the enemy.
As soon as they're unable to send in waves of troops they just fucking collapse. Hell, even with their human waves they often suffered defeats. Other than that they just fucking hide in their hovels and hope the cold gets the enemy before the enemy gets them.
The Russian military is an outdated, over-hyped piece of shit, hell even their human wave warfare is obsolete now due to the massive leap forward in technology since WW2 as well as the fact that the Russians themselves seem to have given up on fucking each other.

At the start of the Crimean War the Russians thought they would thrash Britain and France because of their oh-so-glorious victory over Napoleon a few decades earlier; they were wrong. Now the Russians think they can thrash NATO because of their oh-so-glorious victory over Germany a few decades ago; they're wrong.

more cat please :P

>>675058490
russians are the black people of europe

>>675068365
Not her.

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>>675058490
she's hotter

>>675058490
why does that guy cut him self OP?

>>675068290
so why doesn't NATO so something to stop them? Are they...afraid?

>>675068437
anyway.... I want cat

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>>675067272
You are a retard.
>Washington Post

>>675068711
>what are nukes

Of course they're afraid, everyone's afraid.

>>675068793
Britain has nukes. Russia will never mess with western europe.

stop talking shit, post more russian girls!!!!

>>675068421
but Russians are White. where is your logic?

>>675067358
tbh doesnt look like Real Russian, look tatar or something.

>>675068073
this faggot is actually a mudslime I think because he has that finger potinting up and that stupid goatfucker beard. but why would Real Nazis hang out with mudslimes? sure Hitler was with alliances with some sandniggers but HE used them and thats was completely different in general.

>>675068856
she is dating some shitskin. dropped.

>>675068939
That's what I'm saying, no one is going to mess with anyone unless they're okay with getting nuked (which people usually aren't).

>>675068856
also she is Moldavian.

>>675069186
Nuke Syria then to solve that problem.

>>675069230
Yes she was on a news site there.

>>675069326
News about what?

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my other x

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ukranian

>>675069179
Kek. Hitler was actually rather impressed by Islam, look it up. Obviously he didn't consider the Arabs to be on the same level as Aryans, but at the very least, they hated the jews too.

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>>675061633
Grew up with Russians as well, can confirm just about everything he says is true. It's especially hilarious when you find all the boys and young men try to start shit but will be the first ones to high tail out of there when something actually happens. Pussies.

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>>675063115
>These little bastards legitimately set up a hockey net in the middle of the road and play there instead of in their driveway where they have plenty of room.

>plenty rom

>the police told us they are monitoring houses and refers to the area as "little russia"

Yes im sure the police call you Every Day informing you on their movement and thoughts about "lil russia"

I smell a butthurt lying fat faggot WHO's mad at his neighbour

I'm convinced Russians are cyborgs and not people

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>>675069897
>Yes im sure the police call you Every Day informing you on their movement and thoughts about "lil russia"
When did he say that? I smell a dirty russian

>>675069897
Not all the houses, just a specific house. We told them about it when the staties were there to question us about an arsonist in the area that set my one neighbor's house on fire and burned it to the ground. They said they knew which house we were talking about and that they had undercover people out watching it. You're a fag.

>>675059143
What does that midget bitch weigh, 80 lbs?

She would die from alcohol poisoning before I even got drunk.

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>>675068290
How fucking autistic are you

Do you Think they use the same tactics they used during ww2

Go watch a movie and have a burger you fat sack of shit

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>>675058490
Take this from someone who is closer to the fire, OP:

Russia will always remain a middle power, because of the endless corruption. For example, if they discover -let's say- diamonds suitable for mining, some big corporation (usually Chinese or American) comes along and bribes the right people for the rights to those resources. Once they have the rights, they just take the resources, pay Russia for the raw materials, then take it the fuck out. If the Russians hadn't accepted the bribe, they could've taken the resources for themselves, refined it, and then sold it for 10x price while creating more jobs. But it ain't fucking happening, OP. Because Russia is a corrupt trainwreck of a country.

yes, Im part Latvian and part Japanese born in America. So I have an express desire to wipe you off the face of the earth.

1905 best year in history.

>>675060432
>not glorious FN

>>675070422
You need to improve your reading comprehension.

Fuck you hoes america will end you

>>675058490
Is taht Masha?

>>675061633
>russia
>the only 3rd world white nation

>>675059793
i think you spelt advantage wrong

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>>675070264
>The police actually refer to my neighborhood as "little Russia"

>implying he has conversations with several police officers, Who tell him that they call his area "little russia"

Im Danish.

>>675058490
Masha?

>>675058978
Never seen this pasta before but i don't browse shitty political/nation related boards, is that why?

>>675070304
Yes they told you they had officers undercover looking into it.
Of course they did friend...

>>675070655
Why? What have i misunderstood?

>>675070562
Ah yes the glorious american tradition of "I'm basically Japanese because my great-grandfather's cousin was married to a japanese woman, and I'm also 1/3.1415 German and 1/666 Apache"
fucking failures

russia = 2nd world country
usa = 1st world country
1st is better than 2nd, therefore we are better and we win.

>>675058490
Lol what a fucking manlet. Am I supposed to be afraid of that? Post some fucking Spetznaz or something faggot.

Also lol @ the idea of russia being relevant. They can't even maintain a population. They lose millions every decade. They country is already undermanned, it'll only get worse.

There is a reason every russian girl who can leaves and marries an American or a Brit.

>>675071203
I'm not saying that they'll use the same strategy, I'm saying that the only strategy that has ever worked for them is now obsolete.

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>>675059290
maybe you shoud go with him next time you shoot down an airliner

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He is her boyfriend.

>>675063115
Kek. I'm Belarusian immigrant and I mow my law in the evening or when it's cloudy/rainy. Why does this bother you?

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As an american I would fuck up and russian little putin dildo ass hoe up you want some of this america ass pound come get it hot

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>>675071228
>I'm also 1/3.1415 German and 1/666 Apache"

Top kek m8

>>675071405
kek

>>675071247
Are you serious ?

>>675071228
Nope I'm actually half Latvian and half Japanese. Remember, assumptions make yourself sound like an idiot.

>>675067842
Just by the chin I can tell this is related to this

>>675058490
to the female on the right O.o

>>675058490

This thread is bait bUT I guess I should chime in that there's already American contractors in Ukraine sniping your dumb asses so we've been fucking with you for a while

>>675071307
And therefore What? What are you trying to say?

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>>675058490
Come my anti-kebab, fellow post communist. Let us rid ourselves of the burger and the kebab and the weeb.

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>>675059143
Judging from the fact that she is a woman and has a higher fat content but lower muscle density throughout her body than a man, looks about 5'3 and unlikley over 120 pounds her blood alcohol level would rise considerably faster than a 160 pound man such as myself

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god forgive us lets live together dick in ass harmony

>>675071665
Shit no it can't be.

>>675072285
I bet someone found her naughty pics, thus posting her boyfriend.

>>675058978
>feel very good in American ass
kek

>>675071790
I'm saying that unlike NATO, they haven't been able to really test modern conventional tactics, and are therefore less prepared for a war.

>>675058490
this photo
friendwarzone

>>675058490
Well I know one thing.
Your average Russian would beat up your average American because Russians arent obese pigs who sit on their asses all day.

post moar russian grill

>>675071435
do you think he knows

>>675072623
but what do you MEEEAAAN

>>675073724
Fucking really?


I MEAN THAT RUSSIA IS NOT PREPARED FOR WAR AGAINST NATO.

>>675058490
Everyone knows you don't mess with either Russians or Americans on their home turf. Sure fire way to get your shit fucked. Best thing we can all do is learn how to get along for once.

Trolling for KGB agents OP?

>>675073551
She told she was a virgin.

>>675073551
Yeah he knows, iirc he was actually involved with her when she was younger.

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>>675073369
Here.

>>675058490
How has this shit not 404'd yet? I seen this thread like 2 hours ago

>>675076587
Cause CP

>>675076587
are you here for the afterparty?

>>675058490
You both look like a bunch of pussies holding guns.

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>>675078363
Did somebody say afterparty?

>>675058490
I like Russian people. I'm sad that we can't hang out and drink and party together because I think Americans and Russians would find camaraderie in each other if we could just have a fucking blast together.

>>675058490
well, we haven't had to worry about potato yields in about a century. not saying i'd mess with russia, as much as id just ignore them completely. i mean who cares about a country that has the ability to grow a variety of foods and/or have plenty of natural resources to trade with, but somehow still worries about goddamn potato yields. same with Nkorea and china. trying to hang with first world nations... noobs

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Sup. Meet Javiela, my fucking bitch of an ex. She fucks some nigger while her friends watched and I figured it all out. She liked to get in the ass and she has a really nice pussy. It's payback time. Here's some fuck videos we have http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=55968452456882190753 enjoy /b/ 28

>>675058490
I'd let her mess with my brown pussy

>>675058490
lol they're so short.

>>675058490
Would invade her southern border

So I guess the girl in the op is the girl getting fucked.

>>675063115
sounds more like gypsy jews, not all russians are this cancerous.

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>>675058978

I grew up around Russians. They're real though unless it's one on one.

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Russia is trying to flex her military muscle but she really doesn't have much left. Know why they want Ukraine so badly? Antonov is based there. Russia can't even keep their fucking military cargo fleet in the air for long because Kiev basically told them to get fucked.

People want to pretend that Russia is just like the old Soviet Union. It's not. It has damn near no industrial capability. If you're a fan of RTS games, it's like what happens when you have your main base destroyed, your production destroyed, and all you have left is a few small expansions. Sure, you've got a small left over military that you can drive around but you have no way to replace it, you have no way to pay for the upkeep, and you have no where to upgrade the fucking things.

Look at the Russian navy for god's sake. Her blue water fleet has been rusting in anchor for decades. The latest attempt to show muscle was trying to grind all that fucking rust off. LITERAL RUST.

Her air force is so shitty they're using planes from the last generation or more, using munitions from the 80s, avionics from the 80s/90s, air frames from the 80s, and on and on. The tanks and APC are shit and cold war left overs.

The BEST they have to offer are the prototypes they mothballed in the 90s because they have no fucking money. Their pilots are so piss poor in training because they couldn't afford on-going flight time due to the cost of fuel.

I mean hell, I could go on for days.

Meanwhile the only thing Russia actually produces is oil - which if you haven't noticed recently has gone from $100 a barrel to $30 a barrel. That's pretty much her ONLY export. So you're looking at a revenue drop of 70 FUCKING PERCENT. And you're telling me they're going to increase military spending after losing the vast majority of their income?

Jesus Christ on a pogo stick ... Putin is leading Russia into another fucking massive depression and Russians are just marching in lock step off the cliff.

>>675058490

horrible trigger discipline.

obviously not real military.

>>675058490
Nah, we will just continue to shit on their economy with our trade embargo

>>675058978
old pasta is cold

Russia and USA should become bros and remove kebab from Europe, then ideally the planet

>>675081839
The us needs the kebab to spend weapons and make procurement of new ones, to keep feeding the Industrial Military Complex. If they remove the kebab there are no more monies for Defence Companies.

>>675081930
Eh, south america is pretty uppity, they can recreationally bomb them instead

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Nuff said

>>675082341
Russians were the first into space, Nazis were the first to put military funding into jet propulsion research.
All the work had been done, Americans came in and swooped the title of first nation on the moon like the jews they are

We'd accomplish more if we decided to team up. Could you imagine? No one could/ would stop us

>>675083106
No one wants to work together with the US, except for the Jews.
You are being tolerated, that doesnt mean you are liked.

>>675083176
I'm sorry, didn't realize you spoke for the rest of the world. You don't gotta like someone to work with them. But with a response like yours, you probably have the mentality of a child and it stands to reason you'd be unable to put your differences aside and look at the bigger picture anyway. You tolerate us? You speak as if you actually had the potential to do anything about us. Cute.

>>675058490
Nice airsoft guns fgt. Just went 2 days ago with some friends.

>>675058490
yeah yeah cyka blyat whatever cuntfag
i have to deal with russian cunts anyway
fuck russians
vodka is cool tho

>>675084262
It was like half b8 mayne.

Is it true the non retarded Slav men were all killed in ww2 so now the men who live in Russia today are ugly and mentally defecient?

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>>675083075
That sounds like a but hurt non American.

Suck it fag

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>>675067842
Mmm... I can smell that pussy through the screen

>>675058490
FUCKING NO ONE RECOGNIZES SIBERIAN MOUSE?
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
YOU ALL SUCK. FUCK YOU ALL.

>>675081304
This