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Let's go on an adventure, /b/. You're a nigger who
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Let's go on an adventure, /b/. You're a nigger who just escaped prison on a bus stuck in traffic on the middle of a bridge. In your possesion is a banana, and the handgun you used to break out.

-Dubs decides what to do
-No killing of self, as niggers are not self-aware
-Go
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Jump off bus and die accidently
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Look for white women.
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>>675055033
GET
>roll for fucking the nearest white woman in front of her kids
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Roll perception check, where da wite women at? Ugabunha
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>>675055033
Incidentally, there is a white blonde in the front seat.
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>>675055677
>>675055329
re rollerino
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>>675055677
Pull out dick and put it in her butt.
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Wait calmly on the bus and then follow the blonde bitch home.
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>>675056098
re-roll
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>>675055936
roll
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Morph into the Red Ranger.
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>>675055936
rolling for dis
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Have Meteors rain from the sky.
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>>675056298

Roll
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Throw her out of the bus
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>>675056544

WINRAR
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>>675055329
>>675055936
>>675056544
After 20 years in prison for raping white women, you couldn't pass up the chance to rape another white woman. You throw her out of the bus and immediately rape her from behind. Her kids climb out and start screaming for help, so you shoot them both to shut them up. You hear police sirens coming from behind, but their vehicles are still stuck in the traffic jam.
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>>675057099
Shoot yourself in the head.
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>>675057227
roll
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Throw away gun and attack them with the banana
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Detonate suicide vest.
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>>675057227
You miss.
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Fuck the children's corpses
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Eat a child while white mother has to watch
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>>675057628
>>675057741
Roll for either
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>>675057628
Do this
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>>675057625

Morph unto the Black Ranger and run away.
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Suck a Dick
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Sup. Meet Javiela, my fucking bitch of an ex. She fucks some nigger while her friends watched and I figured it all out. She liked to get in the ass and she has a really nice pussy. It's payback time. Here's some fuck videos we have https://mega.nz/#!GdgiRLAI!pcmfB60MhqSIiFLfcWGfY1p5Deort3Stu2h-Z82olvQ enjoy /b/ 30
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>>675058175

Roll
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Stay low and run down the line of cars until you find a hish speed car with lots of gas (gas is priority). Use the banana as a medium silencer for the pistol to not attact attention, then get it the car and patiently wait until the traffic- oh wait its a nigger um... steal the purse of the woman you just raped, put it on your head and scream "IMMA STRON NIGGA NAW MATHAFACKA"
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>>675058175

this
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Roll for get chicken
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The MEGAZORD comes and saves you.
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Run towards the cops like a dumb ass
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>>675058175

BLACK RANGER POWER
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>>675058495
This
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>>675058175
Rollin
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Purple power ranger
..with the power of didntdunuffin
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shit out a camel and ride it
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>>675058671
This
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>>675057628
>>675057741
>>675058235
You fuck one of the children's lifeless husks while you chew on the other's severed cock. Such ecstacy. The police sirens are getting closer.
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>>675058175

ROLL FOR ZORDON
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>>675058690
roll
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>>675058175
Roll
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>>675058398
>>675058443
>We were so close, spending days watchin the birds
>But we never said the words
>And now that we're so faraway
>I wish I said them everyday
>Not telling you that I love you, why I felt so dumb
>Now I sit alone, thinking we were only off by one
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>>675058745

Morph into the Green Ranger and kick ass.
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>>675058690
come on escalators
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Take off your shirt and show the police your buff bod
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Run from the cops and look for a white bronco to steal
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>>675058175
Reroll
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>>675058866
>offbyone
>doubledubs
Pick one faggot.
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Absorb the souls of the dead children and come back stronger than ever
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>>675057625
Merge into the darkness under the bus
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>>675058966
winrar
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>>675058966

WINRAR
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>>675058966

GO GO POWER RANGERS
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Rob the bus driver
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>>675058933
Winrar
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Peel your banana.
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Microwave time
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smoke banana peel
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You put your arms up and slowly walk towards the police. as they approach, you steady yourself for a move you learned in prison. You do a spinning kick, launching your pocket sand into their eyes.
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>>675058977
But now the past is behind us
Thats why I got on the bus
I traveled so far to tell you
"Without you Ive felt ever so blue"
And now were together, truly in love,
I knew the moment I saw your dub
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>>675058966

TOMMY IS WINNER
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>>675059271
Roll
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>>675059476
Reroll
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>>675059344
roll
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>>675059535
Rereroll
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>>675058966

WINNER
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>>675059271
This
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>>675058866
>>675058933
>>675058966
You turn into the black power ranger and fly ahead. You spot a pristine white bronco but unfortunately there is a police cruiser between it and you and they look pissed.
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>>675059859
oops
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>>675059859

Use your Black Ranger Powers and kick everyone's ass.
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>>675059912
Turn white and the cop lets you off with a warning
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>>675059912

Kick the cop's ass.
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>>675059912
take a piss on an sexually aroused asian dude
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>>675060010

Roll
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Pull out tiny black cock and start shouting Rodney king and black lives matter
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>>675060097
reroll
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>>675060010

this
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>>675060132
This
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>>675059912
The driver is an alcohol
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>>675059912
Suck his dick until it bleeds
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>>675060145
of by one, reroll
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>>675060010
ROLLING
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>>675059912
Trump rolls in with a Trump-zooka. He fires a deportation missile, blasting your nigger ass back to africa.
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>>675060233
winrar
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>>675060233
Winger
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>>675060233
>>675060233
WINRAR
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>>675060271
roll
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