>>675053850
P U S S Y
D E S T R O Y E R

>>675053965
nice

>>675053965
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Fwzpv8iJ9j

>>675054158
OP delivered

good shit right there, if i do say so myself

Please tell me there's a round 2, please OP!

>>675054485
ty anon ty

My dick is Goliath

>>675053850
will you marry me

>>675055268
rr

>>675055307
rrrrr

>>675055356
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

My mount very rarely explodes!

>>675055146
reee

>>675055398
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>675055449
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>675055268
re rolling cus I want this too

>>675055495
lol you re rolled the wrong post

>>675055565
lol you rerolled the wrong post

You want some fuck boi?! Cuz I can give you fuck boi.

whatever you say desu senpai

>>675055495
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ntSlEvhLwd

>>675055693
ee

>>675053850
Selia, you're a nigger.

>>675055829
reroll

>>675055764
i dont like cats its over bye

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.
Bismillah! We will not let you go.
Bismillah! We will not let you go.
Will not let you go.
Never, never let you go
Never let me go, oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, mama mia, mama mia
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

Who's waifu are you?

>>675055984
re

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Sup. Meet Javiela, my fucking bitch of an ex. She fucks some nigger while her friends watched and I figured it all out. She liked to get in the ass and she has a really nice pussy. It's payback time. Here's some fuck videos we have https://mega.nz/#!GdgiRLAI!pcmfB60MhqSIiFLfcWGfY1p5Deort3Stu2h-Z82olvQ enjoy /b/ 8

Say "Shenron! Check these dubs".

>>675053850
Hiiiiiii anon, do you want to suck on these?

Daddy please gape my ass.
Make me bleed

In what manner do you prefer for a dick to enter your body?

>>675056040
O boy plz this

DjajkkfbsbsjxjfbsbdkMODSandndndjsbdv

>>675056040
hot

>>675056200
re

"I'm sorry Lauren"

Am I loli enough for you yet? What was that, I can't hear you over the SCREAMS OF AGONY MUWAHAHA... Teehee

>>675056200
ree

>>675056187
Rolll

>>675056200
reee

>>675056432
Rere

>>675056225
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rZDOUDum09
no breathing time
>>675056435
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GI47iwroEz

>>675055960
Roll

>>675056511
Rpllin

Normies get out
Reeeeeeeeee

>>675056357
Roll

"King of the hill, was the best anime ever. Whoever disagrees is a faggot"

TERRY EVANSWOOD IS A FAGGOT

>>675056604
Reeroll

>>675056357
rollu

>>675056859
reroll

>>675056877
Rolllllllll

memes
>>675055829

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Get in the fucking care you bitch

WHYYY DID YOU LEAVE MEEE!?!?!

*exactly 14 moans*

>>675056963
asdfwsafw

>>675056187
Roll bro

>>675057017
rr

Make America great again

>>675056995
ok we got a while to wait for this one

>>675056995
kek. win

>>675056187
Cmonnnn roll

"Check these dubs faggot."

>>675055829
roll

>>675056995
top kek

Will you marry me?

>>675056187
Rollnnn

>>675055829
this time for sure

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza.
a pizza doesnt scream in the oven

>>675057159
ok well this time hten

>>675057045
>win

>>675057184
reroll

>>675056187
Rawl

>>675057219
ffs one more time

OMG Maria you died your hair again

OP, Send me a kiss <3

>>675056187
Rawwlll

>>675057272
roll

>>675056187
Jeeeesus rollll

>>675056357
Rollliinnn

>>675057234
goddamnit reroll one more time

dude seriously roll.>>675055829

>>675055829
another one

>>675057396
Such a failure, go kill yourself

>>675056995
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0geze1hobmz

>>675057045
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W39Km4MkXg
>>675057095
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0egP1YW1VpB
>>675057277
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dXq7IFdR8Y
>>675057365
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14IcyvpxJI7

>>675055829

im really unlucky

>>675055829
yo roll that bitch

>>675055960
ROLL

>>675057527
Awww thank you for the kiss!

>>675055829
I only rolled twice...who are all these other people

*moaning noises^

>>675057717
no u
>>675057717
roll

Say "Will you fucking weaboos just wait one second, nigga I can't even think with you breathing down my neck".

>>675057761
i second this notion

>>675057554
Kill self
>>675056040
Roll

>>675057761
roll

>>675057635
Fuck yeah

>>675055829
roll

>>675056357
Roll...

>>675057761
roll

I love your voice and also you OP

>>675057635
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KRb8mFhENL

Please daddy noooo
I'll be a good girl!
Please not in my butt today.
*cry in pain*

>>675057847
Thx you my good anon

>>675057948
Lets roll

Cinnamon Toast Crunch™

>>675057930
omfg so cute

>>675057930
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KRb8mFhENL
Oh my, I love you!

>>675057948
>>675057761
Roll for both

>>675057761
rolleringo

>>675057948
Rolling

>>675057948
Rpll roll

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>>675057948
roll

>>675057948
Rolling for that

>>675057948
Ralll

>>675056357
Roll.

>>675057948
Roll bro

I was serious about you blowing me in the letting zoo. But not the gorilla thingy.

Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused over 9000 wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 9000 buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not the hardest metal known to man.

"Give me some of that nitty-gritty goat titty."

>>675057948
C'mon roll

>>675058358
reroll

>>675057948
Roll for this plz

>>675057761
rollin

>>675057948
Re roll

>>675058374
FOREBODEN

>>675058414
reroll

>>675058374
Reroll.

>>675058374
If I had 6 fingers on one hand I would slap a gopher

>>675057761
Rolling for this

>>675058358
can't even blame RNGesus. Fuckin' reroll

>>675057948
I want this badly

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel-Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

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>>675058471
goddamnit

>>675058358
rr

>>675058541
top kek

Does anyone have links from yesterday's loli voice thread? :^)

Also, in an aggressively cock-hungry loli voice
*sloppy blowjob noises (5 seconds)* "You remember your end of the deal?" *blowjob noises with loud pop at the end* "I suck your fat cock and you leave me your x-box when you go off to college" *deep throat noises (9 seconds)* "Eh? What do you mean you change your mind? ... W-Well ... C-Can I still suck your cock?" *passionate blowjob and deepthroat noises and stopping for breath once (20 seconds)*

>>675058374
Rerollin'

>>675055829
roll

>>675058609
REROLLLL

>>675058358
rrrrrrr

>>675058609
Rolling fit this

>>675058541
Reroll

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>>675058594

>>675058374
Roll one more time.

>>675058539
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Fwzpv8iJ9j
>>675057948

Please make a creative Voicemail for me.
My name is David. Thank you

>>675058609
This

>>675058345
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cvI1GroSFd

>>675058385
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0scBEwc2f7P

>>675058820
Roll

So hold on the ones who really care
In the end they'll be the only ones there
And when you get old and start losing your hair
Can you tell me who will still care
Can you tell me who will still care?
Oh care
Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du, yeah
Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba du dop
Ba du bop, ba du dop
Ba du, yeah

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

>>675058609
Rln

Only reading rolls, clever op.
Got a soundcloud/twitter? I like to keep track of voiceanons, comes in handy if I need some voices for some of my games.

Don't know what I want you to say if I rolled 5, how about "Vuu chan, VUUUUU CHAN? WHERE ARE YOU VUU CHAN? (pause) (surprised sad voice) THEY'RE DEAD? B-but ebby wants to playy..."

"Please Johnny, bend me over and lick my pink little pussy and my tight butthole, I promise ill suck your cock after."

>>675058820
I'm pretty sure you made one for me a while ago, but another one would be appreciated. Rolling again

>>675058839
i like how every fucking time you make these threads OP it just coninually gets weird as shit

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>>675058788

>>675058965
Winrar. Thank you jebus.

>>675058820
Roo

>>675058541
Roll

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>>675059014
always off by one :///

>>675058820
Pls get 5. Roll

>>675058965
Yup this

*orgasmic screaming* YES FUCK ME HARDER DADDY, HARDER *more moaning* *screech of pleasure*

>>675058820
Rolling till I get 5

>>675053850
"Good morning, Anon. Have a nice day at work."

>>675058965
Winner winner

>>675058820
My name is David too so..roll

>>675058358
fuckin rr

>>675059179
>
Roll

>>675058820
5 get?

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http://blog.jmay.us/2009/11/longest-english-word.html?m=1

Posting link to the word

Hey can we have a pic of your face? I'm curious what you look like with a voice like that

>>675059206
Roll

>>675058820
Roooling

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

>>675057948
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pXTeOpaYik

two lovers sat on a park bench
with their bodies touching each other
holding hands in the moonlight

there was silence between them
so profound was their love for each other
they needed no words to express it

and so they sat in silence on a park bench
with their bodies touching
holding hands in the moonlight

finally she spoke
"do you love me, john?" she asked
"you know i love you, darling" he replied
"i love you more than tongue can tell
you are the light of my life
my sun, moon, and stars
you are my everything
without you, i have no reason for being"

again, there was silence
as the two lovers sat on a park bench
their bodies touching
holding hands in the moonlight

once more, she spoke
"how much do you love me, john?" she asked
he answered, "how much do i love you?
count the stars in the sky
measure the waters of the oceans with a teaspoon
number the grains of sand on the seashore
impossible, you say?

>>675059245
>eyy look i got a 45

>>675059206
Reroll

FAGGOT STOLE MY SHIBBLEDIBBLE. GO FUCKING GET IT.

>>675059222
>>675058820
Rolling for creative Voicemail for david

>>675059316
Rol

>>675058358
god damn you diamond car
last rr I'm too lazy for this shit

>>675059206
Final roll; thank you for this thread, OP.

>>675058898
Yahtzee

Please daddyy
I will swallow your cock if you promise not to hit me today.
*sloppy gag nosies*

>>675058609
REROLL PLZZ

>>675059316
roll,
this fucking shit

>>675058820
Roll. Why's it so hard to get a 5?

Hey op. Remember this one?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12ntwxzjpQj

>>675058609
roll please

>>675058962
Nope but I got a youtube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCl7S-T8n5WFk_oOhPdvMvVA

Hmu I love voice acting it's so fun!

>>675058996
Oh man I've been doing this for 2 years now, It's been worse than 'nam sometimes
>>675059035
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IATEnvfcCK
>>675059245
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RuzcftWi50
>>675059303
Someone posted my pictures in my last thread
They can post if their too nice but I don't wanna attact attention :V
>>675059485
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ozq6AUDqpt
i don't have a gag reflex sorry for fake gag

>>675058820
Please do this one.

>>675058609
roll

>>675058358
Roll

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>>675053850
this thread is the cringiest shit i saw in time.

>>675059407
roll

>>675059610
>Nope but I got a youtube
Awesome, cheers!

>>675057761
rollllll pls

>>675059635
I love you, thank you anon. I'll buy you a sloppy beej later.

>>675059673
Roll

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>>675059545
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s12ntwxzjpQj
>mfw yes

>>675059615
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JsYNavSCMW

Tear my ass in half and unload your balls on my face.
Make me your little cock slave

>>675059804
Thank you. I love you.

>>675059999
Holy fucking shit.

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>>675059097
still rolling for those moans

>>675059999
noice

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>>675060064
please kill me

>>675060056
Right?

>>675060064
god please i want them so bad

Everyone’s counting on me
to cheer them up and give them lots of energy
I hope that I can help them study for their test
I’ll work hard to support them and always try my best
it’s so much fun to help out in the dormitory
and be a super moe and generic loli
“I wanna do something for you” Oniichan said
I gasped and said “what are we going to do on the bed?”
oh no oh no

>>675058609

>>675059999
That counts, right?

>>675059999
Mother of god

"Suck my dick you punk ass chump motherfucker. Ill break my loli foot off in yo ass you needle dick faggot."

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"I love you Anthony"
I just want to hear what a girl confessing her love to me would sound like

"I'm not afraid of you,box. I once answered a telemarketer's phone call and told them I wasn't interested in their product. Good luck intimidating me."

>>675059332
Rawl

>>675059804
Talk dirty !

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>>675060155
oh lord

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>>675060189
rolling

>>675059999
Rpll

>>675060136
>mfw off by one again.

>>675059804
That was awesome. I'm rolling for a voicemail greeting but my name is Ralph.

>>675060246
Reroll

>>675060238
Reroll

>>675060244
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RviECiz6gf

>>675058609
Roll please Ive got nothing to live for this would be the highlight of my life

>>675058609
.

GOLIATH ONLINE

>>675059999
Lesgooo another one

"Hey Anon Fuck you"

>>675060246
Roll

>>675058609
rollin

>>675060387
roll

>>675060300
I give 1 rr before giving up cause I hate my name

"Good morning! Good morning! Have a good day today~!"

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>>675060189
rooooooooooll

>>675060291

>>675059014
>>675060064
>>675060136
>>675058414
>>675058594
I was off by 1 five times...

I also want a voicemail! Don't wanna steal or nothing, do David first and then maybe mine?
Name's Olof

>>675059999
Roll for the homies

>>675060246
Rolling.

>>675060189
rolling

>>675060318
Reroll again

>>675060365
WINRAR

>>675053850
Can you do a cute catgirl voice.

"I love you wang and monty."

>>675059316
ROLLIN ON A RIVER

>>675060501
#AyyylmaoBruh