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I just bought another gallon of chocolate milk. please take care
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I just bought another gallon of chocolate milk. please take care of it. I will be back in 25 posts
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No harm in just 1 cup right?
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I'm on gaurd!
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I'm taking a glass as my guard fee op
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>>675041312
oh lord!
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i used to fuck Chocolate milk.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
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well the carton is half empty now
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>>675041993
ooo shit you probable need to get another glass. here take mine
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>>675042845
do you think OP will notice the carpet stains
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>>675043378
maybe
I'll get the bleach to clean it up with
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>>675043378
I think he'll notice the empty carton
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OP is already halfway back you faggots figure something out
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Sorry OP, it was expired.
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I got a maid to clean up the carpet stains. Dont fuck up again guys OPs almost back
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Hey waita second, if nobody posts OP will never come back to find out his milk was ruined. >ABANDON THREAD
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>>675043378
Ahhhh m8, he's going to go spare, he's going to go absolutely spare. I'm off, and I'm denying I was anywhere near this horror show
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>>675043962
oh lord
whenever i see the full webm/gif i get legit mad
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I went to the shop to buy a replacement, but they were out of chocolate milks. Do you think op will notice?
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hopefully Emperor Trump doesn't find out we're using illegal maids to clean our chocolate milk
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guys what do we do, he's back in 5 posts
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can we just kill OP
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>>675044498
yeah he's gonna notice your shitty strawberry milk

I think we just need to bail, we can't cover this up


EVERYBODY RUN
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>>675044356
Surprisingly enough, it was in my rage folder.
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>>675041926
Wow that is a fat Irish grayhound!!
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Y'all done done it now
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>>675044498
it's only a half gallon you idiot
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>>675044844
Distract him with the dubs
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oh god here take it quick
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Ok guys, next dubs is going to take one for the team, and be our scapegoat yeah?
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Shit, he'll be here any second. Lets fuck his ass up
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Bam samson
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Ok I got a gallon of regular milk and this, we can mix them together and he will never know
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>>675045085
Shit fuck it's a different brand, someone get the right one quick, I don't have any money
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>>675044844 WHERE IS MY MILK?!?!!!!!!!???!?!
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yay milk.
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>>675045205
GENIUS! GO GO GO
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>>675045216
take the sticker off the other do you still have the gallon
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>>675044751
Seems reasonable
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I tried, OP
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>>675045290
Shit OP is back now
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>>675045316
shit, too late...
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>>675045334
We fucking threw it away in the mini mart dumpster!
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MY MILK IS GONE WHO DRANK IT?!??!!???!??!
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>>675042461
Heh
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>>675045290
I WASN"T EVEN HERE, I JUST GOT HERE BEFORE YOU DID
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>>675045489
The sink drank it all
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YOU WILL ALL DIE NOW!!!!!!
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>>675045489
I swear it wasn't me. It was probably the guy below me.
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No, what the fuck, I got here right when the other guy tried to pass off a different brand
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>>675045489
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shit, now we're really fucked
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>>675045489
No one did OP, we've got it right here.
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PREPARE TO BE VAPORIZED
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FUUUUUUUUUCK OP IS MAAAD
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DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
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>>675045804
Thats 2% not Dutch Chocolate
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the guy above me Is a real asshole, I saw him take all the milk for himself
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>>675046027
shut up he won't notice
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C'mon op, it's just chocolate milk. You can have water instead for today. It's good for you!
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>>675046048
It wasn't me, I swear. I seen
>>675043962
Poor it in the sink.
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i got vodka to ease the pain of the missing milk
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