Waifu claiming thread.
>deus vult edition 2.22
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Obligatory claim.
Well I am going lads, I am barley awake at this point.
>Crusader Anon
Miho claimed
What're all you fags up to tonightsers.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
ayy lmao
Ayy
>claimed
Hey everyone, how's the night been treating you?
>>675023197
Good night Crusader-anon
>Best idol claimed
Got classes in the morning, so i'm gonna call it a night.
Night guys! It's been real! Glad to be back
>Rubyanon
claimed
>>675023197
>>675023584
goodnight crusader and ruby
>mugi
I think I'll follow Crusader-anon's example and I'll go to bed (it's already past 4 am, holy shit)
Have a great evening/night/whatever
And remember to eat healthy and exercise!
Street Fighter anon still here
Finished a set of 10 ranked matches going 7-3
Still waiting on sadistic waifu for SFV
>>675023584
Goodnight, Ruby. Was nice talking to you again, hope you sleep warm and well.
>>675023197
Hey man, just go to sleep if you're tired. No worries.
>>675023805
Alright, goodnight man. Sleep warm and well.
Milinda checking in
>>675023849
Your forgetting the next sickest waifu in SF anon, for shame.
>That michiru guy no-one knows.
>>675023992
Welcome back.
... and time to sleep.
>>675023197
Sleep well, based anon.
>>675023399
Meh, nothing really.
By the way, Michiru anon, do you happen to post on /r9k/ as well? I could be wrong, though.
>>675024529
Thanks. Have a good night Anon
>>675024529
Goodnight, Mikan. Sleep warm and well.
>>675024047
B-but Anon! I won those matches with the Gief... he's my hard main until my wonderful Juri is released.
>>675024658
I don't post on /r9k/at all, now i'm disturbed that there's someone out there posting pictures of chiru-chiru.
>>675024851
I can respect a man who mains Juri and Gief, basically what I do aswell, i'll raise you a lewd.
>>675022669
They're more than a handful I can tell you that much.
Really though each of them is like 3.5~ pints which is about 1700 ml for you nonFreedoms.
>>675025155
too lewd
>>675023197
>>675023584
>>675023805
>>675024529
Goodnight.
Hatsuzuki claimed and returned with a little vulting update.
Maybe I shouldn't... overdo it?
But I see Crusader-kun went to sleep anyways.
>>675025231
>more than a handful
>Seizure
Nice, that's quite the bit of milk you've got. It should last a good day or two before it disappears.
>>675025155
>Anon contributes to my addiction
Absolute diamonds, this has been a great Sunday
Claimed
Well anons, im off to bed. gotta work in the morning, later everyone
>>675027008
Goodnight, sleep well.
>>675026746
>pic related
>>675026746
>Incest is bad
>>675027008
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
>>675027008
goodnight anon
>>675026238
Glad I could contribute to someones wankbank, the magical gift of giving never felt better when it was to supply someone with fap material.
>>675027008
Good night.
>>675027291
Hand-san, tell me about what you're waifu can do.
>>675026746
Fuck you all
claimed
Claimed
>>675027291
Yes tell us what rightie-chan can do better than lefty-kun. I cringed slightly writing that.
>>675026018
That one was intentional.
Well there's two cups in a pint and according to the marks on the side every cup I drink is a literal volume cup, so yeah each one should last 7 days at most, could drink the whole thing in a day though.
>>675027008
Goodnight
Claiming
>>675027821
Already claimed
>>675027880
>I'm sorry I couldn't help it
>>675022872
Fran claimed, willing to share
>>675027821
They have a board for that.
>>675027673
Sicko.
>>675027559
All of us? Fucking hell....that's a lot of pent up fluid.
>>675027489
>>675027687
>Personal things meant behind closed doors
>Right hand is my dominant hand, that's what's better for the most part
>>675027758
Fucking hell, milk is great. Glad you can get it in such bulk. Try to make it through the week though, it's quite the thing to become dependent on.
>Implying we're all not already hooked
>>675027559
>>675028392
I know I am
I have classes tomorrow, so I'm gonna call it in early.
Goodnight guys.
>>675028077
>>675028157
Who knew less neck could be so appealing, i'm reconsidering a lot of things because of this revelation.
>>675028814
Welp, everyone is slowly passing out.
Goodnight, Galko.
>>675028392
So your waifu literally has no noteworthy attributes beyond sex skills?
That's kinda sad.
>>675028814
Goodnight, man. Sleep warm and well.
>>675029232
Helps me in day to day life and we're very attached. Also my dominant hand so that's pretty handy.
>>675028392
Its the best.
>>675028814
Goodnight boobies.
>>675028814
Good night.
>>675029066
It takes a lot of clothing for there to be too much of it if you do it right.
>>675029374
It's still ridiculous. You should teach your useless slut of a waifu some skills.
I always develop a thing for seasonal anime girls but I don't have anyone I could call a waifu.
Galko a cute.
>>675030017
Waifus have other skills?
>>675022872
Only the best waifus have penises
Just finished my last set for tonight, so I should probably sleep..
>up since 4am
>currently 11:50pm
I like the anons in this thread, good night everyone.
>>675028814
goodnight galko
Sweet dreams, Juri.
>>675030017
>useless slut of a waifu
>offended but sad hand
O-okay....
What do you recommend?
>>675030179
Isn't that just a husbando?
>>675030179
Agreed
>>675028814
You and your excellent taste sleep well.
>>675030179
Aren't girls with pee pees just men?
>>675030614
>Calling Ruka a guy
How fucking dare you.
>>675030017
Woah, c'mon now this isn't one of those threads where everyone starts yelling shit-tier at each other.
>>675030956
Has a penis though.
Can't be a chick and have a dick at the same time, not how it works.
Gokou Ruri
>Kuroneko
<3
>>675030855
Maybe, maybe not
Anon likes what anon likes
What if she had a dick, lost it, then got it back again, but still wanted to not have it? What would you call that?
>>675031217
>>675031217
Half of the threads on /b/ believe otherwise
>>675031217
>Feminine penis
>Check ur privilege
>CURRENT YEAR
>You're white
>#FeelTheBern
http://strawpoll.me/7141449
Vote
>>675030956
As much as it pains me to say, there's no such thing as chicks with dicks, only guys with tits.
It pains me to admit it, anon it truly does.
>>675029080
>>675029374
>>675029729
>>675029752
>>675030354
thanks guys
night
>>675030020
Don't try and steal, friend
>>675030807
assuming you're that last guy, you have been redeemed
>>675031658
Holy shit her legs are twigs, as well as the rest of her body. Love-making would break her.
>>675031658
Eh?
>>675031820
>Don't try and steal, friend
Not at all.
>>675030148
Yes.
>>675030614
Make her draw something or learn a trade or whatever.
>>675031212
It is if you're waifu a useless.
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>>675031820
Take care.
>>675032086
You must be gentle with waifus of her caliber
>>675031381
Maybe next time, anon.
You're 5 threads too late today.
>Great taste, though.
>>675031788
No, thank you.
>>675032199
I don't think your waifu is useless, Hatsu anon.
>>675031381
You can't steal her so easily.
>>675031788
You don't deserve those Hitler dubs.
>>675031658
While he had it, he's a dude. When she magically turned into a chick with reproductive organs, she's a woman. When his cock came running back to the yard, he's a guy again.
>>675031759
I'm sorry, I'll go watch 2 hours a slave and think over what I've done.
>>675032199
>handling cameras and other things
I've learned a few trades, not an idiot. Waifu/husbando knows a thing or two.
Not useless either, it's my dominant hand. I'd be pretty fucked if he/she were to just up and get sliced off.
>pats
>>675032552
Text in image is misleading, should be "But she's a guy"