I put pants on my horse

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>>675022484

I get in the shower after I take a shit sometimes and wash my ass.

>justhairyasscrackthings

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>>675023902
No I do it like this

>>675024290
obviously thats a shirt.

>>675024191
i dont have a hairy ass and i do this as standard. shit then shower always. i dont shit if i cant shower.

>>675022484
You do that to?

>>675024191
Shave ur ass then post pics

I sometimes bare my teeth like a big cheesy smile and pretend all the little dust particles that you see flouting around in the air are krill and that im a humpback whale filtering them in

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I play with action figures while listening to Linkin Park/battle music. Usually I get so excited I begin chewing on their heads. No idea why I do this. I've been doing it for years. I'm 20 BTW.

wash my asshole in the tub after shitting

>>675025685
Do you wipe first, or do you just shit and go to the tub with an ass caked in shit?

>>675022120

>put the grab handlers proportionally in the section of the train i am
>When I'm eating I separate every different portion of my meal and eat it one at a time
>as i am walking through the street, I step on one block with one different foot

I have sleep apnea and it's hard to sleep with a plastic mask blowing air into your face, not to mention anxeity attacks that there's something attached to my face.

I would imagine characters in scenarios and even had a house and a plot of land for them to live.

Long story short, unbeknownst to me, I was performing a ceremony to create a tulpa, and now I have a headmate with different tastes and opinions than me.

Anybody else here have a tulpa? Intentional or accident like me?

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>>675025685
Post shower shits are the worse.

>>675024191
same. I've shaved my ass a few times, but haven't in a while. I usually shit once a day, and I shower once a day. So I wait to shower until after I shit. One wipe to see how bad it is, then jump in there and spray that bitch clean.

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>>675022120
I sit like this the majority of the time I'm at my computer.

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Every night I think of a different way I'd kill myself, I've never done any of them though... sadly.

>>675025939
I wipe first but I don't get it all of it every time so I let the water run over it

>>675026290
what the fuck is sleep acne
If you're asleep no one sees the acne

>>675026532
Why don't you just get a Bidet

When I take a shit I bite down on the edge of the counter.

>>675026290
The fuck is a tulpa?
Just a split personality you communicate with?

>>675026971
It's an imaginary friend for people with mental disorders

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>>675027085
Neat, you learn something everyday

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>>675022120
I eat my fries in order of ascending length.

In every movie, at every Over-The-Shoulder shot I don't watch the actor expressing but rather the back/side of the actor to see how hard the editor tried to match up the ADR.

Not sure when it started, possibly when I started editing but now I cannot watch the emoting actor.


>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqBsiHBjit8

>>675025610
I would masturbate to you doing this, please post a webm of it

>>675026290
Take that headmate shit back to fumble faggot. Your not special. You do not have a special mental condition with split personalities. Your just a lonely, friendless neckbeard, though your are probably too young and faggy to grow a beard.

I put Jellybeans in between my toes when I masturbate.

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I'm OCD. I need to organize my my layers in a certain way, with a special color system.

I plan my own funeral a lot.

>>675027442
real ocd shit

>>675025685
Buy an asian toilet, i heard/saw in tv they are kinda used to clean their asses with kund of an water sprayer in the bowl. Never seen irl though

>>675022120
I sabotage myself my being stupid so I don't have to work as hard

>>675022120
Literally everyone does that whether they notice or not

>>675026750
bait

>>675026482
I sit like that when I shit

>>675022120
In order to have good dreams every night, I pretend to dream about being a racecar driver.

i wipe my dirty crusty ass and smell my fingers a lot after

>>675029356
i smell my farts. you could just say im a dirty jew

>>675024394
>i dont shit if i cant shower.
i think you said that backwards

>>675027442
I go descending length

I like to pick my nose and keep my good boogers behind my ear to save for eating later.

>>675027603
Why would you jerk your pickle to
Me spazzing out with action figures???

>>675022120
I do that all the time.

I pluck the hair from my beard and eat them. I have to shave my face so people cant see the damage.

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>>675029674
>mfw actually eating boogers while reading this

I jack off into underwear and hide it beside my bed as an easy access jack off dump

Only piss in the sink, I never piss in the toilet unless the need arises while I'm pushing.

I exercise

I pull pubes out from right between my balls and thigh. Sometimes to whole follicle comes with it and I eat the follicle off the hair. I also fold toilet paper every time I wipe my ass

Same here.My favorites are: getting head chop off by a train and hanging myself.
Never really considered doing it.

I wait for myself to get cancer, because I want an excuse for myself to start doing something out of my life.
Yet I know all my problems would disappear if I'd just start doing something, but I'm a whiny /b/tard thinking my life is worst.

Anyone else?

>>675024191
yeah i feel unclean if i don't shower after a shit

>>675030796
Me too but I also pull from above by cock and go for the corners of the triangle.

Because of decades of picking my nose I'v stretched the nostrils so far that I can fit a few marbles inside each of them. I have an ashtray with a few that I push in and squeeze out while on the computer.

>>675025530
fucking kek

I like to use my cum as lube for my dildo.

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>>675025530
this made me chuckle

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>>675022120
Treat m'lady like a gentleman

>>675031251
>Literally everyone

>>675031025
Same here, entire crotch is fair game. between balls and thigh is where the follicle comes out with it more often. Sometimes Theres a little blood on the very tip of it. Im surprised anyone else does this though

browse 4chan and cry myself to sleep

>>675029583
>i dont shower if i cant shit
what

>>675031072
Ken. Same here but i always use my left index finger so one nostril is significantly wider now.

I never lift the toilet seat to pee when using public facilities. I try not to splash the seat, because after I finish and tuck my dick away I wipe the seat clean with toilet paper.

I just dont want to touch the toilet seat before I touch my dick.

>>675027628
Lol

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I literally cannot stop masturbating to clown porn

I like to scratch my balls and between my legs and eat the stuff that turns up under my nails.

Does anyone else like to piss in water bottles and hide them around the house?

>>675030325
Can you remember the first time you did this?

I constantly act as if someone is watching everything I do from my perspective, like a show or something

I like to get in my closet and get in my sleeping bag and imagine that im a grub worm in a tree, really helps that my closet has wood walls.

I pick lots of stuff up off the floor like a monkey using my toes as second hands. Don't have to bend over, efficient movement. Ive perfected flipping clothes from my foot up to my hand in one motion

>>675031963
>what
i think you said that backwards

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>>675032139
There's this super hot Mexican clown lady, I forgot her name but she's awesome. Jewgle this image