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Are the straight men of /b/ really unfuckable losers? Let's
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Are the straight men of /b/ really unfuckable losers? Let's take a poll.

I'll start. Reply with your own answers.

Age?
27

Have you been kissed?
Yes.

Are you a virgin (we'll count blowjobs, anal, handjobs etc with men or women as sex here)?
No.

Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Yes.

How many girls have you fucked?
6

Straight men only, please.
>>
>>675014893
17
Yes
Yes
Yes
0
Cuz why not
>>
26
Yes
No
Yes
5
>>675015173
b&
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>>675014893
19
Yes
No
Yes
1

Honestly I got incredibly lucky anything even happened at all
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>>675014893
20
yes
no
yes
12
>>
>>675014893
>25
>yes
>no
>yes
>2
>>
>>675014893
18
No
Yes
No
0
Thanks for reminding me to kill myself
>>
>>675014893
35
yes
no
yes
a dozen or so, I lost count because I'm old
>>
29
Yes
No
Yes
2

First one has been on and off since I was 21, 2nd one was just last year.
>>
31
Yes
Yes
Yes
12 unless I am missing some
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>>675014893
23
yes
no
yes
3
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>>675015705
18 year old virgin is still on the normie spectrum, take heart anon.
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>>675015858
Meant no on virgin status... Oh well
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>>675014893

45
yes
no
yes
27
>>
>>675014893
18
Yes
No
Yes
2
>>
>>675014893
>25
>Yes
>No
>Yes.
>2
>>
>>675014893
25
Yes
No
Yes
9
>>
>>675014893
19
Yes
Yes
Yes
N/A
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>>675015858
You're a virgin who has slept with 12 women?
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33
Yes
No
Yes
13
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>>675016061
Keep telling yourself that, virgin.
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>>675016065
jesus hello grandpa.
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>>675014893
24
yes
no
yes, engaged
2
>>
Age?
24

Have you been kissed?
Yes.

Are you a virgin (we'll count blowjobs, anal, handjobs etc with men or women as sex here)?
No.

Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Yes.

How many girls have you fucked?
0
>>
35
Yes
No
Yes (married for 7.5 years, divorced due to her bipolar disorder)
Two (passed on others, wish I passed on one of my two)
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>>675014893
27
Yes
No.
Yes. Last one was 11 years ago.
More than 30. Mostly prostitutes.

I'm straight, but does it even matter any more?
>>
>>675014893

Age?
20

Have you been kissed?
Yes.

Are you a virgin (we'll count blowjobs, anal, handjobs etc with men or women as sex here)?
No.

Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Yes.

How many girls have you fucked?
1
>>
>>675016065
>>675016085
>>675016306

If you can keep track of over 10 women you're probably bullshitting.
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>>675015173

everyone report this faggot so he can get banned and come back when he's 18
>>
19
No
Yes
No
0

:/
>>
>>675016444
lel. at least you got trips.
>>
>>675014893
age : 32
kissed : yes
virgin : no
gf : yes
fucked : 7
>>
>>675015173
>MODS
>B&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
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>>675016451
>bipolar disorder
And you didn't know this before you married her?
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>>675014893
21
yes
no
yes
17
college has been good to me
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>>675016302
nice thumbnail faggot
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>>675016814
Whatever you say, virgin.
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>>675015173
b& bye kiddo, go back to drinking your orange juice
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>>675016546

Up til I got married I kept a "score card" with names and dates. As you can imagine, most were one night stands, so it wasn't too hard.

My last new one was 1999... so sad :(
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>>675014893
21
Yes
Yes
No
0
>>
23
Yes
No
Yes
4

Lots and lots of long term relationships here so my number is lower than most of my friends
>>
18
no
yes
no
0
>>
>>675015173
It's past your bedtime sonnyjim
>>
24
No
ye
No
0
>>
Age?
32

Have you been kissed?
yes
Are you a virgin?
No.
Have you ever had a girlfriend?
yes
How many girls have you fucked?
36

When i was 20 - 24, I I was in the navy stationed in Norfolk naval base. I was an EDM dj and promoter, could get you in vip in any club between va and dc. I also sold mdma. Tends to make a dude very fuckable by chicks who use people. I was also in great shape. Wrestled in high school and stayed in that shape throughout most of my 20's.

Of course now that I'm in my 30's I realize all of the above is absolutely stupid and doesnt matter...at all.
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Yes
No
Yes
0
I want to die
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>>675017041
grandpa why are you here?
>>
15
yes
>>
>>675014893
age: 22
kissed: yes
virgin: no
gf: no
number: 8 (mostly one night stands)
>>
22
Yes
No
Yes
2
>>
>>675014893
20
Yes
No
Yes
1
>>
>>675014893
20
Totally
Umm... Wtf? HJ, yes BJ, yes Sex, no
Yes
0
Things are A-okay.
>>
>>675014893
24
Y
N
27
>>
>>675017246
b&
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>>675017165
-18 year old
>>
>>675017111
Nice trips.

By "lots and lots" I assume you mean 4.
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>>675014893
>Age?
20
>Have you been kissed?
Yes.
>Are you a virgin (we'll count blowjobs, anal, handjobs etc with men or women as sex here)?
No.
>Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Yes.
>How many girls have you fucked?
3
>>
>>675014893
20
Yes
No
Yes
3
>>
>age
29
>2-4
married
>
6
>>
>>675017250

I'm a crusty oldfag, but I like to drop by from time to time
>>
25
y
n (to all of that, m&f)
y
something from 12-15
>>
30
Yes
No
Yes
Probably 15 legitimate partners and 50+ paid ones.
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>>675014893
27
Yes
No
Yes, 2,5
50
Used condoms with like... 11 of them. The rest, nah. I'm dumb, and lucky
Wish I'd skipped about 20 of them
Never stick your dick in crazy
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>>675014893
25
no
yes
no
0

no joke here, just a loser
>>
26
Yes
No
Yes
Between 60 and 75. And blowjob from 3 guys (two were transvestites)
>>
>>675014893
10
no
no
no
0
>>
>>675014893
Older than I want to admit
Yes
Yes
No
0

FML
>>
>>675017420
I've never met someone born in 2034 before.
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>>675016719
Lucky in the thread, not in the bed.
>>
20
No
Yes
No
0
>>
18
Yes
No
Yes
1
>>
18
yes
no
yes
1
>>
>>675014893
19
yes
no
yes
around 25 or so.
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>>675017041
Well shit. I still keep a score card with names. Good times

>>675017523
>>
>>675014893
>Age
25
>Have you been kissed?
yes
>Are you a virgin (we'll count blowjobs, anal, handjobs etc with men or women as sex here)?
no
>Have you ever had a girlfriend?
yes
>How many girls have you fucked?
9

married now
>>
>>675014893
22
yes
no
yes
14
>>
19
yes
no
yes
11
>>
>>675014893
23
Yes
No. Did everything
Yes
6 girls
>>
>>675014893
39
Yes
No
Yes
70-75
>>
17
Yes
Yes fml
Yes
-1
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>>675014893
18
Yes
No
Yes
2
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>>675017246
>not a virgin
>fucked 0 chicks
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>>675014893
25.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
16.
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>>675014893
44
yes
no
yes
about 80. I stopped counting in my 30's.
>>
>>675014893
26
yep
no
yep
19
>>
8
Yes
No
No
1(if you count my sister (6))
>>
19

yes

no

yes

3

3rd time was the charm. this girl is amazing, trying to keep her until i can marry that sweet asian ass and destroy her asshole with my dick
>>
25
Yes
No
Yes, Married
Stopped counting in college, 35 +/- 5
>>
>>675018201
daddies cummies
>>
>>675015173
underaged b&
>>
>>675014893
19
No
Yes
No
Big fat goose egg, brother.
>>
>>675018201
For some reason OP said to include crap like blowjobs as you "not being a virgin"
>>
18
Yes
Yes
Yes
0
>>
Age?
18

Have you been kissed?
Yes.

Are you a virgin (we'll count blowjobs, anal, handjobs etc with men or women as sex here)?
No.

Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Yes.

How many girls have you fucked?
4
>>
>>675015173
Underage b& kek
>>675014893
21
Yes
No
Yes
1
>>
>>675014893

32

Yes

No

Yes

15
>>
>>675014893
19
No
Yes
No
Zero

I don't have bad features at all, I am just terrible at flirting/picking up the signs from women.
>>
>>675018609
Fuck me forgot that shit
>>
>>675017523
Some of my best fucks were crazy, I've paid for it with a couple of Bastard children but no regrets
>>
18
yes
yes
yes
0
>>
24
Yes
No
Yes
12
>>
>>675014893
21
Yes
No (and imo blow/handjobs don't count)
Yes
1
>>
>>675018119
I once tried making a list of names but too many faces/bodies and no name for them so I gave up.
>>
>>675014893
31
Yes
No
Yes
losing count by 35-40 ..some of them also "easy" ones
>>
>>675014893
21
yes
no
yes
1 (current girlfriend of 3 years)
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>>675014893
>Age?
18
>Have you been kissed?
Yes.
>Are you a virgin (we'll count blowjobs, anal, handjobs etc with men or women as sex here)?
No.
>Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Yes.
>How many girls have you fucked?
2
I've been told I'm a solid 8 and when I'm not being a meme sputtering retard
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Man this lying faggots.
Fucked like 30-35 girls kek.
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>>675018393
you're mexican huh
>>
18
Yes
Yes
Yes
0
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>>675014893
>Age?
22

>Have you been kissed?
Yes

>Are you a virgin (we'll count blowjobs, anal, handjobs etc with men or women as sex here)?
No

>Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Not a proper one

>How many girls have you fucked?
18
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24
No
Yes
No
0
>>
19
yes
no
yes
1738
>>
23
No
Yes
No
0
>>
>>675014893
22
No
Yes
No
0
>>
(((16-(3*3)+(17-13))/2)*3)-2
Yes.
No.
No.
2
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Age: 20
Kiss?: Yes
Virgin: No
GF: Yeah, 3 or 4 before my current one. fucked 2 of them.
Girls fucked? 2
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>>675014893
22

Yes

No

Yes

8(probably 9 in a few hours)

Fun fact: I have had sex with more girls(and times) in the last 3 months than I have the last 5 years of my life. Lost my virginity when I was 16 and didn't get laid again until I was 20.
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>>675017198
What do you mean it doesn't matter?
Is it because you did not get an education or significant other? Or other reasons
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>>675019744
>>675019888
>checked

>>675019744
Are you me?
>>
>>675014893
24
yes
no
yes
0(if hookers count than i don't remember. lost count. above 50)
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>>675014893

I have a theory that the majority of people more sexual experienced tend to be lurkers, no reason to lie about how many people you have been with. I know half a dozen people who post here regularly, none are virigns. They tend to avoid /b/ tho.

Age?
24

Have you been kissed?
Yes.

Are you a virgin?
No.

Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Yes

How many girls have you fucked?
25, 22 if you dont count escorts

I am overweight, I am balding, I am not attractive. And I only make about 30 a year.
Get a nice sports car, force yourself to be confident when it matters, getting laid is not hard. Finding someone who's sexual compatible with you that you can keep around tho, thats hard.
>>
>>675014893
20
yes
no
yes
2
>>
>>675015377
Are you me?
>>
>>675014893

25


No


Yes


No


0
>>
49
yes
no
yes
11
>>
18
Yes
Yes
Yes
3
>>
>>675014893
>Age?
33

>Have you ever been kissed?
yes

>Are you a virgin?
no

>Have you ever had a gf?
yes, just got married 3 weeks ago

>How many girls have you fucked?
23 or so, i lost count tbh. (maybe 70 if you count hookers). that's just penetration. bj's-only don't count.
>>
>>675014893
30
Yes
No
Yes
25
>>
>>675014893
27
yes
no
yes
4
>>
>>675017198
hows that herpes treating ya?
>>
>>675014893
20
Yes
No
Yes
4
>>
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>>675020449
Meant to put no for the second one. Woops
>>
21 years old
20 women had sex with, a couple others did sex acts with but not actually fucked.

You'd think I was some cool guy, but all it is is being good at tinder. Felt more like a videogame than a reflection of genuine social skills or attractiveness. Most people don't believe I'm a womanizer.

I have a gf now but I fight so hard not to cheat on her. By the time we break up my hairline is gonna be RIP.
>>
>>675018842
Without a doubt! But I just thank the stars I don't have any children or super-aids

To this day I can't travel to Lithuania, just because dick in crazy. Also got yelled "man whore" at, at the mall once
>>
45? Jeez man don't you need to be in bed or something?
>>
>>675014893
Age?
31

Have you been kissed?
Yes.

Are you a virgin (we'll count blowjobs, anal, handjobs etc with men or women as sex here)?
No.

Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Yes.

How many girls have you fucked?
Stopped counting around 30 or so.
>>
>>675014893
18
No
Yes
No
No
>>
>>675020239
In this post
>things that never happened
>>
>>675014893

>Age

30s

>Kissed

Yes.

>Virgin

No.

>Gf

Married for five years, together almost ten

>Number

39 not including my wife, sex only.
>>
20
Yes
Yes
No
0
>>
>>675014893
21

no

no

yes

0
>>
Age?
12

Have you been kissed?
Yes.

Are you a virgin (we'll count blowjobs, anal, handjobs etc with men or women as sex here)?
No.

Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Yes.

How many girls have you fucked?
20

My name is MattyB
>>
>>675020209
Maybe. Canadafag here hbu anon?
>>
>>675020860
Nah, TN, USA
>>
>>675014893
20
no
yes
no
zero

my life is sad
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>>675020627
>You'd think I was some cool guy

not really, i'd think you were a lying virgin
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>>675014893
21
Yes
No
Yes
3
>>
35
Yes
No
Yes
More than 75?
>>
>>675021077
I'd just think he's not very picky.
>>
>18
>Yes
>no
>yes
>2
>>
>>675021238
This.
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>>675014893
21
Yes
No (lost it to an escort at age 17, fuck 9 escorts since then. Dont do it anymore due to lack of cash, and in debt)
Never had a girlfriend
Fuck 9 escorts
No troll to be honest is kind of sad
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>>675015173
first post best post.
you win b&!
>>
28
Yes
No
Yes
Around 90 or so.
>>
>>675014893
29
Yes
No
Yes
14
>>
>>675014893
Age?
21

Have you been kissed?
Yes

Are you a virgin?
No

Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Yes

How many girls have you fucked?
6
>>
>>675015173
Why do so many underage faggots like yourself continue to reply? More underage b&s coming your way
>>
>>675014893
19
Yes
No
No
1
>>
>>675014893

>Age?
>26
>Have you been kissed?
>Yes.
>Are you a virgin?
>No.
>Have you ever had a girlfriend?
>Yes.
>How many girls have you fucked?
14
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>Age?
21

>Have you been kissed?
Yes.

>Are you a virgin (we'll count blowjobs, anal, handjobs etc with men or women as sex here)?
No.

>Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Yes.

>How many girls have you fucked?
7
>>
23
Yes
No
Yes
13
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>>675019297
>I've been told I'm a solid 8 and when I'm not being a meme sputtering retard
>>
>>675014893
19
Y
N
Y
1, for 6 years now
>>
19
Yes
No
Yes
4
Only because I'm not a fat fuck anymore.
>>
>>675021432
are you from Korea or Japan?
>>
>>675021238

The man in question here.
Ding ding ding.

But there's only one person I regret fucking. Made for a nice story, though.
>>
>Age?
22
>Have you been kissed?
Yes
>Are you a virgin?
No
>Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Yes
How many girls have you fucked?
3
>>
>>675014893
27
Yes
No
Yes
4
>>
>>675014893
40
Y
N
Y
15 or so.
>>
16

Yes

Yes

Yes

Only 1
>>
>>675014893
21
yes
no
yes
1
>>
Age?
25

Have you been kissed?
Yes.

Are you a virgin (we'll count blowjobs, anal, handjobs etc with men or women as sex here)?
No.

Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Yes.

How many girls have you fucked?
0
>>
>>675014893
18
Yes
No? does being raped by two of my sister's BF count?
Yes
2?
>>
20
Yes
No
No
1
>>
>>675014893
27
Fucked like 6?
>>
>>675022312
>Made for a nice story, though.
>gather round kids and I'll tell ya the story of how daddy got genital warts
>>
>Age?
18
>Been Kissed?
Yes
>Virgin?
No
>Girlfriend?
Yes
Girls Fucked?
2
>>
>>675014893
>Age?
30

>Have you been kissed?
Just, like, a minute ago.

>Are you a virgin?
Nah. Lost it at 18.

>Have you ever had a girlfriend?
4.

>How many girls have you fucked?
3.

Woop woop.
>>
>>675014893
28
Yes
No
Yes
9-10 (I'm married now, so I've kinda forgotten)
>>
No /b/ isn't just full of unfuckable losers. It is however full of closet fags
>>
>>675022274
no usa why?
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Yes
no
no
5

A small amount of confidence and I could probably triple my marks but my desk and chair are too comfortable.
>>
29
no
yes
no
0
>>
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>>675014893

I wouldn't need to tell you any details about myself - I'm just so damn hideous no grill would ever find me attractive ever. All of you so called losers are at least a 7/10 next to me...
>>
>>675014893
Age
>25
Have you been kissed?
>obviously
Are you a virgin?
>not since i was 15
Have you ever had a girlfriend?
>yes, lots
How many girls have you fucked?
>least 15, I dunno, can't really remember
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>>675023076
>>
>>675014893
>26
>Yes
>No
>1

Not unfuckable, good looking. I've had girls hit on me.. and yes some guys as well. I'm just a loner. I don't put myself out there, I keep myself to myself. I come on /b/ because I don't feel like I belong anywhere else and I also have a dark sense of humor.
>>
>>675022736
hahah
>>
>>675014893
21
Yes
No
Yes
11
>>
>>675014893
>age?
21
>Have you been kissed?
yes
>Are you a virgin?
no
>Have you ever had a girlfriend?
no (feels bad actualy)
>How many girls have you fucked?
only three, but at least two of them were really hot.
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>>675014893
31
Yes.
No.
Yes.
2.
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>>675022986
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Why would you ask for straight men only and then count handjobs/blowjobs from men? Experimentation is still gay faggot.
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17
No
Yes
Yes
0

Kill me
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>>675023333
>>
>>675023452
Lost mine at 18. Don't sweat it.
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>>675014893
I believe there is a sort of socio-economics to dating. Men of means who make a good paycheck have no shortage of interested ladies. Guys barely making it (and lets be fair, that's most of us these days), will receive few interested offers and likely the ones that are interested would be far inferior than what we'd be tapping if we were financially successful.

With the new American business model of paying just enough for you to show up tomorrow and not a penny more, most of us don't really have the money to impress women the way we would if we had a similar work ethic in the 1950s. The American business model used to be "work hard, and you will be greatly compensated for it". That dream is now dead.

Anyhow:
33
Yes
No
Yes
4 (with nearly a dozen "close calls", I usually don't fuck 1/10th the women I probably could)


I do think /b/ is a accurate cross-section of American nerds and most either get laid scarcely or not at all.
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>>675022656
lol meant bbfs
>>
23
Yes
No
Yes
1
>>
>>675022736

Well it involved a crazy night. I bullied a lesbian in her own home, as a guest of a guest of a roommate. I got to dig through a laundry hamper to find a transsexual's dirty panties. "Sugar daddy bought her a new pair of tits", she was looking nice. Got to have the experience of driving out to the big city and seeing how people my age lived there. I don't know. A lot of things happened, I got to jack off in a stranger's living room and then wake a girl up to ask her to swallow my load. And having sex with someone truly repulsive for the first time was an experience.
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>>675014893
>21
>yes
>no
>1 (sort of like my aunt) (nutted in her twice in same session)
sex is overrated m8
>>
>25
>yes
>no
>yes
>3
>>
>>675014893
18
yes
no
no
none
dont really care though, ive got college at a big school coming my way
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>>675014893
19
Yes
Yes
Yes
0
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>>675018201
>>
25
Yes
No
Yes
3
>>
>>675014893
18
Yes
No (Crappy bj and a handy only) (also by step-sister)
Yes
None
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I'm not even that attractive

27
Yes
No
63

I just play the numbers game
>>
22
Yes
No
Yes
15+? I lost count.
>>
Oh my god by that definition I'm not a virgin!!! Thank you anon you made my dream come true.
>>
Age: 20
Been kissed: Yes.
Virgin? No.
Girlfriend? Yes.
# of women fucked: 1.
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>>675014893
21
yes
no
yes
3
>>
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>>675014893
I'll start. Reply with your own answers.

Age?
30

Have you been kissed?
Yes.

Are you a virgin (we'll count blowjobs, anal, handjobs etc with men or women as sex here)?
No.

Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Yes.

How many girls have you fucked?
2
>>
21

Yes

No

Yes

4
>>
>>675024385
Did any of those 63 see your back?
>>
17
yes
yes
yes
1
>>
>>675016537
Are you me?
>>
18
No
Yes
No
0
>>
>>675023782
>I do think /b/ is a accurate cross-section of American nerds and most either get laid scarcely or not at all.
that is true but the money stuff don't matter. Definitely when you're young
>>
age?
12
have you been kissed?
yes
are you a virgin?
yes
have you ever had a girlfriend?
no
how many girls have you fucked?
0
>>
>>675024815
>17
u dun fucked up, mods is comin for u
>>
32
Y
N
Y
I dunno, 30+? 40+ maybe?

I dunno, I'm with the rest of the grandpas who quit counting after the first dozen or so. If you're going to start including blowjobs and handjobs as sex, who the fuck knows....
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>>675024945
>>
>>675014893
19
yes
yes
no
0 just like most others here
>>
>>675014893
28years old

Have been kissed lol

Clearly not a virgin

Had a few girlfriends yes. Lol

Can't even start to count how many girls I fucked...
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>>675024945
Underage b&
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>>675024708
Wow, I'm this guy.
>>675023782

You make me feel so much better for my track record at my age. I'm 33 having only laid 4 diff women (though I've fooled around and done sexual stuff with at least a dozen more blowjob, handjob, fingering, etc.) Really I've only fucked 4 that I was in a relationships with for years.
>>
>>675023659
nailed it! except not, been with my wife for 12 years and it's been fuck/fellatio show up and down the east coast
>>
19
NO
YES
NO
>>
>>675014893
30
yes
no
yes
26
>>
>>675014893
16
Yes
No
Yes
1
>>
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Send sc nudes to chyna_69
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>>675014893
21
No
Yes
No
0
Although I'll at my new job and there's a qt3.14 that I really like and we're getting along well. I can only hope
>>
Age:29
Yes
No
Yes
34
>>
>>675015705
Top kek faggot
>>
Age 18
No
Yes
No
0

Should I kill myself yet?
>>
>>675025989
if you make it to 50 without being kissed you might consider it.
>>
>>675014893
>age?
19
>have you been kissed?
yes
>Are you a virgin?
no
>how many girls have you fucked?
3
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>>675025880
I'm*
>>
19
Yes
No
Yes
7

3 Have been since starting uni in the last 6 months
>>
>>675025989

>18
Feels like you're a 15 year old asking of he should kill himself because he doesn't know how to drive yet
All things in due time
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>>675026301
forgot to mention yes ive had a girlfriend.
>>
>>675025989
No, this isn't that abnormal.
>>
>>675014893
Age?
24

Have you been kissed?
Yes.

Are you a virgin (we'll count blowjobs, anal, handjobs etc with men or women as sex here)?
No.

Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Yes.

How many girls have you fucked?
29
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>>675022886
>>
>>675014893
40
Yes
Yes
Yes, several. Married once, too.
~30, after a while you quit counting
>>
>>675024789
Only 56
>>
>>675026770
>obviously not a virgin
>obvious Alzheimer
>>
>>675014893
My gf disagrees
http://frtyb.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/Omekle
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>>675023891
what the fuck is a bbf?
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>>675014893
Age: 28
Kissed: No
Virgin: Yes
Girlfriend: No
Fucked: 0.
>>
>>675014893
35
Yes
No
Married
1, dont trust them, mother was crazy, drove dad to drink. Took a long time to find one worth the risk.
>>
>>675024314
>Things will be different in college
You poor little baby. Prepare to be ignored for 4 years by hot self-centered sluts in yoga pants.
>>
>We'll count blowjobs, anal, handjobs etc with men or women
>with men or women
>men

>straight men only, please
Wut?
>>
>>675027392
yoga pants, short ass skirts, tight body dresses, booty pants, and booty shorts
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