YLYL no banana edition
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YLYL no banana edition
By saying no banana, they're gonna spam banana
>>674984414
lost
>>674984414
10/10
>>674984414
lost already
>>674984414
nice
>>674984414
lel
>>674984414
Would cook at 500 degrees for 30 minutes
>>674983563
The moment you say no banana... people will post banana.
It's futile.
>>674984414
Very nice
>>674983563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9BzA_0TLBs
>>674984414
Can somebody explain
>>674984182
holy fuck I actually laughed at this fucking banana for the first time in my life. I guess it was the macro response to OPs request that turned me into a degenerate
>>674984414
Absolutely exceptional
>>674984414
What is Happening here
>>674984414
I lost. Worth it.
>>674987501
jew drops his yamacha while picking up a nickel or dime (not sure about the denomination)
>>674987501
Jews
>>674986995
He got pranked because his hat fell off xD
>>674986995
>Jews are are usually obsessed woth money
> jews wear tiny bald spot hats
You do the rest
>>674987082
save it
>>674987627
while trying to pick up.... obvs it is glued to the floor thus the camera catching people attempting it
>>674983563
go back to 9gag faggot
>>674988604
go back to /mlp/ faggot
>>674986995
a jewish stereotype is greed.
>>674983907
this is fucking legendary hahah
>>674988956
atleast i'm from 4chan not from 9gag
>>674984414
kek
>>674984182
First time I laughed with banana. Have no clue why. Well done.
>>674984414
lost so hard
Prepare to lose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A_mGILLh5Q
>>674984414
meh sides
>>674984414
Did his wig fall off? I don't get it... explain please!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztPaJTrfIso.
>>674989306
Literally I'd rather you be from 9gag.
>>674994050
reached down to pick up a coin and his lil jewish hat thing fell off
>>674984182
surprised that was 3rd and not 2nd. what is this place becoming
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>>674983907
Thank you.
Fucking saved.
>>674984414
Fucking lost hard.
Does anybody have that picture of the banana taking off its peel and smiling in a provocative manner?
>>674994050
After all I've seen in my life, after 100's of YLYL threads, I loose to this?
ffs I lost hard.
>>674984414
Its called a yarmulke, pronounced more like yamaka I think.
>>674995693
...because your wife may not be old enough to feed herself
>>674986995 he picked a coin but his kippa fell off
>>674996000
checked
>>674994050
I'm doing this to every 5 I get from Now till I die
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>>674995959
niglet has got a this side up arrow in the back
>>674989616
Caption kinda ruins it
>>674994800
This
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>>674990419
>filename got me
>>674995693
I didn't know Muslims ate cocktail sausages
>>674984414
/thread
>>674989306
Kys
>>674994710
lost hard
>>674995959
In Islam stealing from niggers is a religious duty!
>>674987627
>yamacha
>>674997207
if it's halal, then muslim can consume it no problem
>>674995693
this is rather sad than funny, because when i do something for my wife or girlfriend, i want to do it out of love for her and not to get something from god - just imagine the muslim man feeding her wife with this in his mind
>>674997426
anon you posted a picture that is too small, i thought i would point that out since you might not know.
>>674995683
underrated
>>674995000
Especially goats.
>>674995000
funny, because they way they actually butcher is brutal
>>674995959
funny, let's look what saudi-arabia or any rich muslim country gives for the world in comparison to western countries
>>674997176
not according to the pic nor the quran for that matter.
>>674996939
i learned about mohammed - then i started opposing his religion. so, i am not ignorant, i just reject bad ideas
I must say this thread gives me hope. Good old times of laughter and joy.
>>674983563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
>>674997258
Cringe
>>674997176
funny, because then islam can not have anything to do with the quran. there is a lot terror in the quran which shall be done
>>674984414
Nerve gas?
>>674998404
Kill it with fire.
>>674997594
do it out of love
Allah is Al-Rahman, most merciful. Allah give reward to anything positive.
Post banana in court room saying why am I here again; I don't remember the guys name, he's the dark night rises guy.
>>674986995
Jee
>>674988406
Stand down man
>>674996230
lol
>>674998670
Kek
>>674999102
Too many keks
>>674998857
i think you didn't quite get that
>>674983563
I knew Bill in L.A., mid-eighties. Nice guy, especially for being in a shit business. Took care of a lot of people. Mensch.
>>674995359
Any japfags know what it says in this pic?
>>675000000
rip
>>674999708
funny how it states things that aren't in there but leaves out the real horrifying stuff and the things that can lead to bombing and underage marriage
>>674995683
Explain for the politically impaired
>>674999179
yes, but it sure is not the one in the quran, because that one is quite an idiot and morally and scientifically wrong
>>674999179
This is a line straight from Christian metaphysics, can those goat fuckers think nothing for themselves?
>>675001327
I ain't laughin but I get it.
>>674984414
Off by 30
>>674995683
Don't get it.
>>675001554
off by shut up
>>674997426
My new wallpaper. May our Lord and Savior find favor in you.
>>675001628
post dick please?
>>675001799
It's not that funny negro
>>674999012
funny how it states things that aren't in there but leaves out the real horrifying stuff and the things that can lead to bombing and underage marriage
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>>674994710
no, it doesn't. if you have an insight, that contradicts quran, than you go with the quran - that's not rational. also, dogmas are by definition against rational thinking, because, in science, a theory has to be accepted under reserve, so it can be changed if the empirical data makes it necessary. in islam, the quran determines everything - that's obviously not rational thinking.
>>675002412
jesus fucking christ get a load of this sperglord
>>674995693
LOST HARD
>>675002550
it's science you idiot. people believe this muslim shit and we have to clarify it.
>>675002856
dude seriously stop posting
Everybody get on the fucking ground now!
>>674997258
I remember
>>675002856
>we have to clarify it.
Please take this personal crusade elsewhere.
>>675003006
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>675003073
why don't you tell the fucking muslims. this is not personal, this affects a lot more people than me. if i would argue about one person, it would be personal. stop being a fucking idiot
>>675002357
lol. thought exactly the same thing
>>674984414
Didn't lose, but good.
>>675003412
your autism is showing
>>675003412
You got me dude, good on ya
>>674996230
nowhere on the caption says feed wife
>>675003555
your ignorance is showing. i didn't see you whining about the idiot who posted islam-propaganda
>>675003812
you'd rather have bananas i assume?
>>675003812
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DISAGREEING WITH ME. COCKMUFFIN
>>675000085
context faggot, its the jap equiv to peekaboo, nonsence words "inaiinai baatsu" thats all
>>674997013
This is edited with perfect pacing. I lose every time.
>>674996230
kek
