Circumcise yourself

cutthroat

Anal insertion

Throw it into a neighbour's door so that it sticks.

>>674982354
use it a trump rally

Carve "Im a faggot" in your front door.

Sharpie in the pooper.

Cut of a little piece of your dick.

stick in ass blade first

>>674983005
Roll

cut out a penis shape in the carpet

>>674982354
Use it to spread butter on your balls.

>>674983085
rollin

remove genitals

Go fuck yourself with the knife

Stick it to the roof above your bed firmly. Go to sleep. See what happens.

kys

carve a square in your mat

cut off manhood

Shove the blade up your dickhole

>>674983213
Reroll

Up the butt it goes.

You should post the correct date.


Also kys.

Hammer the blade and bend it

carve slayer into your arm

Put it away and go to sleep

>>674983333
wINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>674983281

cut off little pinky

>>674983333
>Hammer the blade and bend it
well this is just fucking lame

>>674982354
Put the tip under your toe nail then, sliding your toe against the ground, kick a wall as hard as you can.

>>674982354
Spray paint it whatever color you have handy

>>674983333
Check it

Give it a blowjob

>>674983333
Win

Cut up some fruit

Masturbate.

close it

>>674983333
waste of an opportunity but damn

>>674983333
Checked

>Insert in urethra, blade sticking out
>Run to room with lots of family, friends, etc
>Yell "She's coming out breach!"
>Whip out dick and push knife out of dick.

>>674982354
ruin your carpet.

>>674983333
OP here, sorry you got Quads. Hey you tried though, keep rolling.

Stick it in neighbours door and run away screaming

Cut the Word mlp in your leg

>>674983588
thats cheap op

>>674983333
>>674983333
>>674983333

Op, you must deliver.

>>674982354 Make yourself bleed, just a tiny bit, like when you sting your self on a needle.

>>674983444
win

>>674983333
WITNESSED

>>674983588
Roll for this>>674983431

>>674982920
Roll

remove calluses on your feet

>>674983444
OP here. Will do soon.

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>>674982354
nice knofe

>>674983672
So is your mom's pussy. Now keep rolling for some Trips.

>>674983444
>>674983588
THERE IS NO ESCAPE, OP

Stab a cop

>>674983213
Rawl

Use it at a Bernout rally
Kill this faggot specifically>>674982920

>>674983444
This is absolutely retarded. You waisted an opportunity. Your post was bad and you should feel bad.

drink bleach and use knife as dildo

>>674983672

>>674983444 is better than >>674983333 anyway

>>674984162
I don't. You should feel bad for not knowing how to spell "wasted"

cut your dick off with the knife

Sorry guys. Couldn't find any spraypaint

>>674984472
rollin gain

Slice off head of penis

Stab Someone

use it to shave off your eyebrows

smash it to pieces with a hammer

>>674984699
rollin

shove it up your ass

Poop on it

cut your banjo string

Do an office pop

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>>674984425
fucking kek

Go outside. Throw it into the air. Try to catch it with your teeth

Cut your ballsack open

>>674983829

>Paraframe
>Nice knife

I have no idea why people like those things so much.

Send it to the president

Give it a proper grind an remove those damn serrations

Shoot your knife with a gun

>>674982354
Up you ass

in pooper

>>674985300
Well then op

Shove it up your butt

How much did it cost OP?

>>674985300
Roll

Nothing

Pooopppeeeeerrrr

>>674982354
I used to have that exact knife.....
A Gerber right?

robbery

Kill someone

Steal someones kid with the knife

Cut your dick off

insert in anus

Perform a vasectomy on yourself. no anesthetics.

kill as many people as possible before the cops stop you

Pry all of your fingernails off then stick them in salt

Shove it down your dick

carve "nigger" in left forearm

stab your hand to table

carve a dick into neighbors door

>>674986393
Roll and adding slice down your urethra.

Cut yo dick off

>>674982354
Jelly it up your ass

Cut a lightbulb
Sauté lightbulb pieces
Put on plate with onions, garlic, pepper

charge at police while screaming jobberish

Write OP is a fag on neighbors door

>>674982354
Cut aluminium foil.

go to grocery store and stab all fruit

>>674986827
roll

>>674982354
kill yourself with it for buying such a shitty knife, end it all tonight

go to walmart and threaten greeter

cut stones

>>674982354
Become a woman

>>674986803
roll

Seppuku

cut off nose and make yourself look like MJ

>>674982354
Hold it open in your hands
Walk up to first person you see with knife in hand
Ask them best place to get lunch

>>674986355
HOLY SHIT so close

THE t-stamp is 2015 fagits :/
b8

>>674986695

This sounds like a bright idea.....

>>674984633
is this not a winner?

4chan space program

Cut your face

>>674988175
que?

>>674988197
Reroll

Go cockroach hunting

>>674988197
Re rolling

Stab anonymous right in their pussy.

cut off your pinky

>>674988517
reroll

FIRE PHOTON TORPEDOES

cut your dick off. we'll need pictures

Cut off eyelids

Kill your cat and skin it

shave scrotum

>>674988834
re

>>674988741
Roll for this.

The skin is the most interesting part.

>>674982354
Cut your neighbor's dick off and eat it in front of him.

>>674988879
again

>>674987273
u blind,autistic fucks

In pooper

>>674989198
Reroll

split your urethra

>>674989270
Roll

>>674982354
get a better knife faggot

>>674989270
Rolling for this

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cut this into your both your arms.

>>674989270
Post results

>>674989270
roll

>>674982354
cut your arm with the words a i love cock

Flush it down the toilet you fucking autist

Cut your ear off and chew on it

>>674989270
This

I had one of those, Gerber skeleton. Fuckin nice ass knife. Haven't been able to find a replacement.

>>674989270
Do it faggot

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>>674982354
just kill urself.
i used to fuck ur mom anyway.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c

>>674982354
remove forskin

>>674990617
reroll

>>674990571
Stop this pasta

Cut out a nail

Knife
In
Pooper

>>674989270
Rerolling

>>674982354
Do this, but don't puke
http://frtyb.com/go/cbz_lu1T_bAaEj/Cheesepizza

stick in wall and use it as coat hanger

>>674991202
Im not clicking on that shit nigger

>>674991333
Fuck! Cut urethra! Fuck! Wasted trips.

>>674983588
listen here cucklord

quads>trips deliver faggot or split your dick in two

Shave your eyebrows

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>>674982354
Pu...put it in yer bum.

>>674991333
Cut urethra out

>>674991891
Roll

>>674982354shove it up your ass

slice a tangerine open and have a nice snack

>>674989270
oh ye

kill a cat

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>>674992288

C'mon OP, it was just spray painting it and you won't even deliver on that? Faggotry at it's finess if I do say so myself.
Also, if trips, remove your toe nail

Knife in pee pee hole

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>>674988912
>>674988741
>le edgy animal abuse
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>674982354
jam it in your eye

>>674982354
Put it away

Put in pooper

Destroy it

Throw knife away. Go live a great life

>>674994174
Reroll

>>674994174
Rolling

>>674983525
Kek

>>674994777

winrar

>>674994777
fucking wasted it

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>>674994777

>>674982354
Go on a stabbing spree

Shave your balls

Kill self

Suck my cock

use it to scalp yourself

Throw it at someone in your house

Kill your house pet

Threaten family

>>674996666
WITNESSED

>>674996666
winrar... No, wait, OP is a faggot and won't count quads

>>674996666
Quads don't lie

>>674996666
Winrar op delivrar

>>674984162
what a cunt

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>>674996666

>>674996666
kek

>>674982354
Nigger did you steal my knife?

Get that family together and start threatening

>>674996666
THREATEN YOUR FAMILY NAO

>>674996666
Op here.
Sorry. Quads don't count.

>>674982354
Put in peehole

>>674989270
rollllll

cut urethra

>>674997524
You fucking pussy
THROW IT AT FAMILY MEMBER

Poop on it and clean with mouth

Cut off finger

Blade on pooper

Kill bernie sanders with it.

carve your initials into your wall

Fart on family member with knife pointed at them

Blade in pooper

Throw at tv

>>674997635
Roll

>>674982354
You are a fag, shove it up your ass

>>674982354
Throw it in the bin along with your fedora, then grow up and get a life.

Throw at television

Stab self

Cut off eye lid

Throw at family member

>>674998059
rollaides nigga

>>674982354
Sell it and get a less shitty knife

Throw at pet

Shove it down your throat so that no one ever has to deal with your faggotry again

Stab phone

>>674999001
Trips winrar

An hero

carve a timestamp into your arm with the words 'im a fag'

>>674996666
OP you fucked up now

>>674999153
I second this

Stab your tv or monitor or phone, your choice.
THROUGH THE CENTER!!!
Use hammer if necessary.

Cut your hand

Kill closest living mammal

>>674999309
Reroll.

Stab a political member *coughs* sanders

Stab a toaster while it's on

>>674999309
Reroll..

Microwave it

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>>674982354
stick it up your ass and twist. post results.

>>674999731
This

>>674999700
Reroll...

>>674982354
try as hard as you can to eat it

Cut up all your clothes,or someone else's