Tougher than your moooom

very tough i am vry strong

>>674965403
Ill have u know i cleared all of Skyrim with only my Fists

I put curry in my eggs

>>674965403
I sat through the sex and city movie with my girlfriend on her birthday.

>>674966503
But can u fell a dragon with only ur bare hands?

i farted in class when i was little and i only laughed for 20 minutes

I can stick a fishhook through my cheek

>>674965403
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>>674965403
i fucked an inside-out cactus for 3 days straight and i only cried for 20 minutes.

>>674966672
I also add soy sauce to my curry eggs

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>>674966988
Checked

>>674967014
Well i ate ur sister out and only threw up once

>>674967245
I fertilized ur sister's eggs. Then i came on her breakfast

>>674967692
Breakfast is the most important meal
There's protein in jizz
Jizz for breakfast isn't that bad

>>674965403
i dont wear seatbelts in parkinglots. i put it on when im out on the road.

>>674968048
Ur sister loves my protein shake cus i drink pineapple juice a lot

I orally fucked a snake with its teeth still in

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>>674968554
I like pineapples too

>>674968922
Does ur mom like it? She could use some more protein

>>674965403
i drink my coffee black

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>>674965403
i tell you if you tell me sauce on pic

i once waited until the end of work to pull out a splinter

i sometimes eat unpopped kernels

i sometimes go 10 steps barefooted on gravel to throw out the trash

i sometimes eat kiwi with the skin on

>>674969067
If you say so

roll evens fap odds sleep

i don't always cut off the itchy tag on my underwear

i once pulled off a hangnail

I can get dubs anytime I want, I just chose not to.

i once passed a black guy without going on the other side of the road

Pre patch, I took bayonetta L's on smash in for glory and sucked my tears back in

i once changed a car tyre

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I sucked off three grown men at once

what of it.

i once worked over 7 hours without eating

>>674970094
Hah that's nothing, I once put my dislocated pinky finger back in place during a fight

i once climbed a rock with pruny fingers

I throw away the shrimp and eat the tails

>>674970510
this is a "tough" thread not a bragging thread

i once took a dump and let it smear on my underwear all day at school until i got home

>>674970682
I never said I won

>>674970682
he is so tough that he brags in a tough thred.

i once got a bloody nose at school and didn't go home

>>674970488
I hope this isnt serious.
>12 hour shift without eating
>shiggy

I shave completely dry, no shaving cream or water

>>674965403
How tough I'm I. I eat a bowl of nails this morning!

i once posted a hurtful comment online without anonymity

>>674970946
it isn't
none of this is

I go to sleep at 9:31 not 9:30

Your muscles have to have muscles

I did 100 squats consecutively and then fell down stairs because spaghetti legs

>>674965403
I will have you know I eat feminazis for breakfest, SJWs for dinner, and Hitler's cloned dick for desert

I stepped on a punaise and only cried for 5 hours

i once got bitten by a dog and still finished my post route

I like extra pulp in my orange juice.

I shoved a pineapple up hitlers ass

>>674971243
This one is tho>>674970247

>>674971260
take my girlfriend, im not worthy.

i went to bed at 7:12pm instead of 7:00pm

i separate legos with my fingernails

i once skipped a que

I once did three performances of Anything goes, as a dancer, all while having mono

I once roundhouse kicked a guy
And his brother
And his sister who I used to have a huge crush on
In the same day

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i used to get blisters from playing lego racers and go right on playing it

I went 60mph in a 55mph zone once for about 10 seconds, I was wreckless as fuck when I was young.

A survey asked for 2 answers, and I only gave one.

I sat through 2001: A Space Odyssey

I said I wanted to get dubs, but got trips instead.

ii once got organic thrash bag cum on me and didn't throw up

i once ran my finger through a candle flame

i once fistbumped a black guy

>>674969886
sounds delicious

i once did a slide on a gravel road with a renault kangoo

>>674972422
ohh but did you get to keep your fist?

I go on Disney.com without my parents permission

>>674972422
I shook hands with a black guy one, had to go to therapy for 18 months and be heavily medicated.

I had a bowl of cereal today

I circumcised myself, used weights and pulleys to restore my foreskin, and then circumcised myself a second time just because I hate ugly dicks so god damn much

>>674972753
yeah, he was actually half white too
but he had real curly hair

I climbed 7 stairs and only took 3 breaks on the way up.

i once logged on to a school computer with a teacher account

>>674965403

When i watch porn, i always watch the entire video.

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>>674965403
I got all the achievements in Halo: Reach

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>>674973016
oh and pic related

>is foreskin restorer

I paid a stripper for a lapdance. I asked if we could just hug. She sat on my lap and we hugged and she massaged my back as we embraced.

I'm not that tough.

i once told someone id hack them on xbox live

>>674973749
Alpha as fuck

i just did 3 bong hits without drinking inbetween

i google with safe search off

>>674966487

Novice difficulty doesn't count.

>>674974027
Goddamn son

>>674972999
Witness

>>674973929
he said tough not psycopaths.

>>674965403
I subscribed to Anita Sarkessian (Feminist Frequency)

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>>674965403
pic related
Check 'em

>>674972999
Nice trips, but I didn't get your post

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I went to Disney channel without my parent's permission.

>>674971977

Dubs confirms entry for this maniac.

I smelled a shot of whisky and only puked for 5 minutes

>>674974427
I didn't use any milk

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i take treos without water

>>674973462
>>674973488

being a lonely virgin isn't tough

>>674974024

Only pussies need a drink after smoking. Step up, nigga.

i often eat lemons with the rind on

I got my ear blown out by a concussion grenade, I'm deaf in my right ear.

I went outside on a sunny day for almost a full minute when it was a scorching 80 degrees Fahrenheit, had to stay in the hospital for 2 days.

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I Fap to loli
Without closing the door

i often take the risk of peeing with the lights off in the morning when my eyes aren't ready
bad results everytime