Island adventure time, faggots.
You're on a deserted (as far as you know) island. You are looking for a way to get home. Around you, you find:
-A tree and 6 coconuts
-Some sticks and stones on the beach.
-A ring of rocks that would make a good fire pit
-A patch of disturbed sand
Dubs decides what you do next.
Rules:
-Only the first dubs after each image will be counted.
-You only control the guy. "Summon Cthulhu" is okay, but "Cthulhu appears" is not.
-"Kill yourself" will only be drawn if you specify a method, and will always be unsuccessful.
>>674953983
are you fuckin kidding me?!?!
>>674953983
stick rocks in butt
>>674954237
No.
stick rocks in butt
>disturbed sand
calm the sand down
stick rocks in butt
stick rocks in butt
stick rocks in butt
>>674954237
What do you mean? If you're referring to the nigger/giant chicken apocalypse thread that was promised in the last adventure thread, I specified that it will run for the first time on Thursday evening.
stick rocks in butt
fuck Jazmine Dubois
stick rocks in butt
stick rocks in butt
kill ur self by drowing
>>674954526
this
stick rocks in butt
stick rocks in butt
leave island
>>674954615
this
stick rocks in butt
>>674954700
WINRAR
stick rocks in butt
>>674953983
start smashing the rocks together to make a knife
Dig a hole where the sand is disturbed, shit in it, and dig the shit down again.
empty all the coconuts because you are a faggot
>>674954700
That was easy.
>>674954700
Winrar
what a waste
>>674954785
Roll
>>674954767
Reroll
>>674954700
checked
>>674954785
Roll2
Summon Cthulhu
>>674954700
You cannot find a way to leave the island. You instead stick rocks into your butt.
Dubs decides what happens next.
>>674954984
Success
>>674954785
Roll3
>>674954984
your gay
Eat the sand
>>674954785
Roll4
drink piss.
>>674954785
roll
Cut both your legs off
Kill self by sticking too many rocks in butt
try to make a shelter
>>674955209
Rollin
>>674954984
fill asshole with sand
make poopy sand
use as glue
>>674955268
This
Make boat using tree
Eat sand
Build sandcastle
go fishing with penis.
Sit under palm and fap.
>>674954984
make fake tits from palm leafs and coconuts and wear it
>>674955268
Reroll
>>674955209
Roll
guys be nice.. dig over the disturbed sand
>>674954984
sand into asshole
shit out
use shit sand as adhesive
>>674955333
Trips get
>>674955333
win.rar
Summon Cthulhu and ftagn
>>674955333
WINRAR
>>674954984
Fuck holes in coconut.
I'm noticing a lack of imagination on OP's part. Let's see if that changes.
Summon ElectricalBeast so he can teleporh you on top of the palm tree.
>>674954984
Remove stick from ass Build hut with sticks
Attempt to suck own penis
>>674955333
Winrar
>>674955422
Sorry bud
>>674955622
win
Summon satan
>>674955333
You strip the tree of its bark, and use it to make a very crude boat. You feel as though you should give it a more stable frame before you use it for very long, but it is functional. Your ass is full of tiny stones.
Dubs decides.
Look for indigenous niggers. If see any kill them
>>674955843
Write "dubs" in sperm on the boat
>>674955843
eat sand
>>674955988
Winrar
jack off, cum, mix cum with water, use the rubbercum substance to glue to boat together
>>674955988
that was fast
>>674955843
Spawn a fully loaded b-52 bomber
>>674955988
Already win
>>674955988
No niggers in sight, unfortunately.
Dubs decides.
Use stones to build wall
stick boat in ass
>>674956168
Tie rocks to dick.
Build boat frame with loss-shaped sticks.
>>674956168
use mad hacking skills to spawn some dynamite, and blow some fish the fuck up.
>>674956168
Use the stone circle to summon the blair witch
>>674956168
Shit in boat
>>674956168
Jerk off inside water
Make small tower out of buttrocks
>>674955843
summon cluthu
>>674956168
make fake tits like these wear them and masturbate and cover self in cum
Cut off leg, use as paddle
>>674956318
rolling
>>674956299
K winrar
>>674956299
Winrar
>>674956299
winner
>>674956389
roll
you are nigger in pictures
What you mean no niggers
Take the sand, build a sand cave, become ISIS.
catch fish with dick
>>674956478
Loopholes
fashion a stick into a make shift dildo and shove up ass
titanic stops next to the island
>>674956363
Eat rocks from butt
>>674956478
Black =/= Brown
Get your fucking colors right
Pray to Allah
>>674955268
Roll
>>674956586
rerollll
>>674956612
roll
>>674956299
You cannot spawn any dynamite as you don't have access to your computer drive disk mainframe hard drive.
You throw some rocks and hope that they hit fish instead.
>>674956618
Reroll
>>674956612
rawl
ascend to the next dimension
>>674955843
Shit rocks and bash head with them until he blacks out
Kill self by too many rocks in butt
stick rocks in butt
>>674956586
rawl
>>674956733
Winrar
After hours of questioning your sexuality, You realize that you're sexually attracted to fish. Fuck a fish.
>>674956721
Cum in boat and use it as glue
>>674956612
rolling
>>674956721
make a dildlo and tits from palm leafs and coconuts then masterbate
do a barrel roll
>>674956883
Kanye West?
>>674956809
Roll
have sex with coconut
>>674956883
This.
>>674956868
inb4 there are no dice on the island?
climb up the tree and scream "WHITE POWER" at the top of your lungs.
>>674956612
rolland mcdonalld
>>674956721
>>674956733
Winrar
>>674956733
You expel all of the rocks from your anus and swallow them. You leave exactly one rock for safe keeping.
Dubs decides.
>>674956966
WINRAR
>>674956966
winrar
>>674956944
is that a reroll?
>>674957061
LICK ROCK
>>674957044
winrar!
Kill self by too many rocks in butt.
>>674956966
>>674957066
Top zoz
>>674957093
That was describing what that anon typed. But roll? Sure.
>>674957066
Ignored because that was not a winner, and you have already eaten the rocks.
>>674957093
Yup
Shove coconut up your ass
Go fishing using sperm as bait.
>>674957202
This.
>>674956318
reroll
>>674957061
SUMMON FULLY LOADED B-52 BOMBER
>>674957061
throw last rock away
>>674957061
Draw a very realistic picture of you masturbating
>>674957324
Reroll
>>674957268
Fire rocks are bigger and could kill
Use sticks to make sturdy frame for boat.
climb on the tree, stick a coconut into ass than fart so hard that you'll fire the nut out, trying to shoot a fish
>>674957061
mastrebate
>>674956318
re roll
>>674957061
Ditch boat, swim to another island with rocks in stomach
Use bark from tree to craft support for boat
>>674956318
rolling
>>674957422
winrar
>>674957422
top zozzle
>>674957337
Hit self with rock until you lose consciousness
>>674956318
roll
>>674957061
Sexually assault a fish
>>674957422
Alrighty then
suicide
>>674957278
roll
>>674957593
rollll
Use your cum as glue to strenghten the boat and sail to middle of nowhere avoid any isles if you see any
>>674957422
My family now thinks I'm retarded.
eat 2 lbs of sand and shove remaining rocks up your bum
>>674957593
>>674957061
Roll for next
>>674957422
You launch a coconut and the rock from before out of your ass with the force of a cannonball. Two fish wash up onto the beach.
Dubs decides.
play bowling with coconuts
>>674957838
reroll
>>674957873
rerollll
>>674957918
Use them to attempt to summon a demon
>>674957918
Sexually assault the fish
>>674957838
roll
>>674957999
WINRAR
>>674957918
stick fish up ass then throw away without eating
>>674957999
The trips
fuck the fish.
>>674957999
winrar
>>674957918
Grab cloud, ride it away from this island
This is super mario nigga
>>674957918
stick one fish in ass and shove a stick through the other
>>674957999
Waste of trips.
>>674957873
Eat and shove sand up your anus in equal amounts until you die.
dont it the fish cause you hate the taste. instead, sacrifice them and summon a demon/spirit.
>>674957999
check dem trips m8, winrar
>>674957999
what a boring choice.
get in boat
use fish as fleshlight
>>674957202
Roll
>>674957999
check them
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>check 'em
>>674958244
Dubs don't lie
>>674957999
Rolling so OP doesn't do this
Dubs get
>>674958339
trips > dubs
>trips decides
>>674958339
Would have to be quads to negate trips bro
>>674957999
You insert the entire fire pit into your asshole while eating sand. The rectal trauma is severe.
Dubs decides.
Attempt suicide
>>674954392
Kekd
>>674958518
Rolling to craft medicine to heal us
>>674958518
Fuck off
Use cum as an adhesive to upgrade the boat and sail to middle of nowhere avoiding any islands if you come across any
>>674958518
the fuck?
>no fire involved
>eat 2 lbs of sand
>remaining rocks up ass
get it together
>>674958100
deliver op pls, am winrar
>>674958518
Swim away from island.
Try to summon shark.
Fire ass rocks at the disturbed sand
>>674958710
reroll
>>674958518
Draw loli in the sand with blood and masturbate.
>>674958518
now you use the ballast of the weight of your anus to stabilize the boat and go home
eat the boat
>>674958710
roll
>>674958518
where did the fishes go?
>>674958720
Did you read the top of the thread
>>674958727
Reroll
>>674958710
rolll
>>674958768
Roll
>>674958518
shove coconut in ass to stop bleeding
>>674958518
eat all the bark off the tree, make skirt out of the leaves, poop out sand, but not the rocks.
>>674958710
rolllll
>>674958821
I forgot to draw them. There are still 2 fishies on the beach.
kill self
>>674958837
Trying again
>>674958821
up his ass apparently
>>674958710
please fucking roll?
>>674958518
eat coconut till you get diareah and shit out blood and sand and stone - then eat it
>>674958893
reroll
>>674958710
/b/ gods ffs roll
Jerk off with sand hand
boat up butt
>>674958991
reroll
>>674958893
rolllllllll
>>674958518
Pray to satan for a second dick
>>674958710
I am just tryna make it easier for you op so roll
>>674959088
winrar
>>674958518
do a barrel roll
>>674958710
Roll
>>674959088
WINARA WINRAR CHCIKEN TENDERS
NOW O-P MUST DELIVER
>>674959088
winrar
>>674958991
Purrfect
>>674958710
Except go to every island you see, reroll
Go swimming naked
>>674959088
winrar
>>674958768
ROLLINNNNNNNN
>>674959088
You stupid fucking nigger. NEW WE'RE GONNA DIE
Infect yourself with cancer and get cured in order to become Deadpool
>>674958927
Last try
use your're mind powers to telepathically stroke your penis, and orgasm so much that there is more semen than ocean water.
>>674959452
Ok I lied. Rolling again
>>674959509
roll
>>674959555
Nice
>>674958727
Roll
>>674959088
You gorge yourself on coconut, shell and all, until you get diarrhea, and expel the rocks and sand. You begin eating them for nutrients.
Dubs decides.
>>674958518
Make a bed out of the bark from the tree and rest to heal self.
Tell a cringey story and disturb all the sand
>>674959555
Checked.
Boat crashes into sand bar.
Summon sharks.