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ITT: we post our things that disappointmented you in sex

It didn't feel that good as I expected. Also, if you fuck someone you don't love it is the same.

also, sex in a nutshell: she does nothing, except BJ, for most of the time and majority of cases, and you do all the work.
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>>674941086
Wondering why your girl doesnt want to have sex as much?
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>>674941086
yep sex is pretty meh, most of the time.

It makes me wonder why so much of our society is obsessed with it.,
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>>674941425
20 yo here, college, something about 20 times, but no more

>>674941357
Actually girls want sex more than guys. Wondering why you didn't know that?
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>>674941086
Mfw never had sex but I do have these dubs
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sex is great, you fags just suck at it
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>>674941086
sauce on this image?
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>>674941720
FAIL!

Check these. I do this for a living
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I'm 23 and have slept with about 15 people. It's okay, depends on the person sometimes.

Haven't had sex in a few months now and kinda lost interest in it.
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>>674941947

This. And it IS way better with someone you love.

Idiots.
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You're all tardy fags. Fuck every woman you can in every hole she'll let you. It always feels good. Also, piss inside them, especially in their mouths with your dick balls deep down their throats. Feels great man.
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>>674941086
not all the time
my girl does anything i tell her and she loves to ride me so i don't have to do much

but yeah you just gotta find that one rare chick who is really into fucking and is willing to work and you are set for life... unless she is a psycho like mine but oh well
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>>674941565
This
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>>674942430
Shut up you virgin.
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>>674941086
You just have to find what turns you on and find a girl to do it to. Most of them are willing to experiment. As the majority of dudes do 3 positions and just go through the motions.
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>>674942972
Yeah, doggy, missionary and cowgirl are solid picks
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>>674941086
I talked like that after my first sex too OP, gratz on losing V, now move along and find better girls and you wont be so much ceinged about sex.
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>>674941720
>>674942206
Sad cunts.
>>>/r9k/
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>>674941086
i disagree on every point

>it feels really good. you used condom? that really take the feeling away for me

>if they do nothing, talk to them and tell them what you want
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>sex is overrated

No shit.

What else you got kid?
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>>674941086
>fuck someone you love is same as not
Not really faggot. Yes it sort of feels the same but there can be an enormous emotional connection that can really heighten the experience. Cant believe I'm spouting that but its true
>she does nothing
Bitch, please, you are fuckig the wrong girls. Even then, just get her in top then she has to do the work
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>>674944169
It's not like they do nothing. It's just you spend more energy than girls during sex typically
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>>674941086
Sex with someone your not interested In Is meh, sex for the first time with anyone is exciting until you find out your not interested with them then it's meh sex again.
I've never been the one to do everything, speek up dude tell her to ride the pony express or come sit on daddy's lap. Sex is just better if your willing to say what you want but if you don't really like the person the best sex ever will still be just meh sex. Doesn't mean you shouldn't try, that perfect vagina (or dick you are op,) is out there somewhere and really no way but process of elimination to find it.
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>>674941086
Anal was a but dissappointing to me.
>gritty
>only the first 1/2 inch is super tight
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>>674941648
Is it 20 times with different women?
If you have a more steady sex partner the feel of it gets better dramatically when both partners know what the other likes and how.
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>>674945480
more on this topic please
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>>674941086
First time i went down on a girl, she let one rip
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>>674941947
>>674942340
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>How fucking tight she was on her first time. Could not get two fingers in there if her life depended on it.

>How difficult it is to get the rhythm going compared to jerking it.
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>>674941086
Got my first blow job and first pussy on the same night with the same girl. Blow job first. Liked it better than the pussy. Still feel that way.
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Sex is great and all but it will never compare to making love to someone you passionately love.
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>>674944357
How much of a faggot are you honestly?

>bitch please, you are fucking the wrong girls. Even then just get her in top then she has to do the work

Not necessarily faggot. The only time they will put in work is if you're asking them to.
They dont do it period unless they are on top.
All they want during sex is some dick in them thrusting.


>Not really faggot. Yes it sort of feels the same but there can be an enormous emotional connection

No faggot, Sex is sex.
Yeah sure there can be an emotional connection
But 98.9% of the time there isnt. Ever.
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>>674946580
Same. BJ > Pussy to me
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>>674946378
Been dating my girl for six years and beating up that pussy since then and I still can't get two fingers up there. She's so tight it strangles my dick during sex. Feels good man
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>>674941648
>girls want sex more than guys
Yeah, but from what I've seen, they only dream about it. They just sit around and wait for the man to start the fucking job. And when they try to hint at you, oh boy, it's so subtle you don't even notice.
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>>674946776
Glad to not be a complete freak. Ty, anon
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>>674946828
Its called kegels my friend
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>>674942799
Checked
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>>674946758
>I don't know what the hell I'm talking about THE THREAD
Good job op
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>>674941565
Because thinking about sex is done with your reptile brain.
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>>674947140
wow i make big cums to THIS.
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Its hard to get off
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>>674946637
traditionalist fag, go back to hunter gathering
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>>674947102
Not OP but nice try fag.
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>>674946758
>>674946758
god you make me cringe with your ignorance.

its fucking enbarassing when teens pull those random stats from their assholes
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>>674947140
I haven't had a steady gf for 5 years. Never again. They almost all cheat these days. I don't trust any of them. Social media has made it too easy--and porn on demand as made them too horny all the time. They can't control themselves.
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How hard it is to get a comfortable rhythm with her in the cowgirl position.

How desensitizing condoms are

How physically demanding it can be

How often your boner doesn't want to cooperate "just because"
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>>674941086
irl loli's puss puss are too small, my benis didn't fit in

I thought it would be like in my Taiwanese cartoons.
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>>674943993
>tfw I clicked on that
>tfw /r9k/ is more enjoyable than /b/
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>>674947493
top fuckin kek.

What stats am I pulling out of my ass exactly?

Im saying from my personal experience.

and I'm fucking 22
theres no ignorance here faggot.
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>>674941086
Thought pussy would taste better. Don't know why. Even the freshest is meh to me.
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>she says she's close
>fuck me faster
>rub my clit
>bite my neck
>pull my hair
>go down on me
>rub my tits
>not that one
>lets change positions
>then she says some shit like "does it feel good?"
It's like playing fucking Bop It.
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>>674946758

>No faggot, Sex is sex.

i dont think "emotional connection" does anything for men in particular but that doesnt mean that sex isnt better with someone you one

first of all, you get wayyy better at it after some time
a few months into a healthy relationship and the sex you have is on a whole other level

then there is the build-up and anticipation which increases your levels of lust for each other immensely
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>>674948009
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>>674941425
B&
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All through highschool, which is pretty much the only time I really enjoyed having more passionate relationships, literally 0/7 chicks mowed the front lawn. Incredibly disappointing, as most of their bushes were impressive to say the least
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>>674946883
I hate that this is true. My gf fights with me bc i can never get the hint
> i was naked next to you
To bussy playing games
>i was giving you a bj
I thout you were doing something nice
>we took a shower together
I thout you just wanted to get clean
>i was wearing that sluty dress
I thout you wanted to look cute

3 years witg this girl... what a dream
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>>674947897
>98.9%
>oh you called me on my bullshit
>that only applies to me then so you can't disprove me

go home or go to college kid
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>>674941086
I'm more attracted to fit/trim girls--but enjoy actually fucking chubby chicks more. Wtf.
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>>674947897
>22
>no ignorance

Good try, kid.
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>>674948560
Cause you can get a nice solid grip on their hips and pound away from behind without worrying about hurting them.
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>>674948526
toppest fuckin kek here

Good job kiddo

ya caught me!

fuckin an hero jesus christ youre a faggot
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>>674946776
never gotten off from a bj.
even chicks at the brothel can't do it
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>>674948570
Yeah, because you fuck so many girls anon-kun. Please share your wisdom with us.

That logic fallacy off the charts: He is 22 so it means he has lesser sexual experiance than me! *tips fedora*
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>>674941086
>Also, if you fuck someone you don't love it is the same.

Speak for yourself.
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Girl does nothing during sex but it's still the man's fault if it's bad. Yet women have it so bad.
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>>674942340
Truth, i wish i could find that again..
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>>674948009
>Bop it!!
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>>674947897
>>674949003

love to see the newfags defend their positions to anonymous internet trolls as if they win something

must not have gotten much attention at home
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>>674948110
Then why when youre with someone for about 2 and a half years do they suddenly seem less interested?

I have a friend who's been married for about 3 years now and his wife has told me that their sex life has fallen apart I mean the dude tries
from what ive been told
They even have like a whole bdsm kit

Idk man women are just weird in general
Sometimes seems like they arent pleased at all.

Idk man
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>>674941947
This sex is fucking great. My girl will do whatever whenever and i'm happily making all the use i can from that.
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>>674949425
yup

/b/ is filled with faggots like that now

miss the good old days
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I only got about 5 inches in before she said no more...
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>>674949425
I mean I guess anon. Youre right. Been here a long time but i just guess i should just an hero right?


I mean obviously you were molested as a child so.
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>>674944873
Man up and hit the gym you piece of shit
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>>674949080
Your ass must be chaffed raw. End yourself.
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>>674949581
b was never good, newfag
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>>674949499
Did you just get laid for the first time anon?
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>>674941086
About the only time my wife is into me is if we are out somewhere and she sees other girls looking at me or flirting with me. Then we get home and it's like I'm the most attractive guy on the planet. Any other time, I'm just the live in repairman and personal shopper.
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>>674948009
So true
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Can't have an orgasm. It's still nice to do on occasion but at most it's like scratching a really bad itch or peeing after you've held it for a long time.

Takes fucking forever to clean up after.

Smells bad.
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>>674948110
You faggots are prolly too young to understand but staring into the eyes of the woman you love as you make her cum really hard and then you cum really hard a s a result...this is one of the fee reasons life is worth living. Sure, its not like that everytine. Most of the time, you are just trying to get your nut off and pass out. But when it happens, it cant be beat
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>>674949778
And then there are faggots like this one here.
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>>674946776
How? I mean I like blowjobs but it feels mostly mental, I need a lot more stimulation most of the time.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u84f2wdl6f4
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>>674949963
but he was right anon
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>>674945377
You're*
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>mfw finally get grill and my foreskin gets stuck in her teeth

Feels bad, /b/ro
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>>674950042
It's a matter of technique, you must find a girl who knows what she's doing
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Anal sex.
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>ITT near-virgins who apparently know nothing about sex, how to do it and women's view of it post their wisdom about sex
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>>674949901
That's pretty gay.
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>>674949426
sure, you are right

first of all, sex only gets better if you work on it getting better and at some point when the whole "butterfly" phase is over at which point couples usually loose attraction

(most) men lust for other women, because that's how we tick
(most) women simply get less sexual in long-term relationships


relationships are hard work and keeping a healthy sex life is one of the most important parts of a relationship and requires effort from both parties
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>>674950322
Yet another reason that cut race is master race
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>>674941720
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>>674947843
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>>674948479
Nigger she's giving you a blowjob and you don't think of sex?
She wants you to want her, so if she's naked she wants to draw attention.
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>>674950167
nah /b/ was a good place at one point used to come here for some conversation every once in a while where you can say what you want without feeling like you've been politically incorrect.

You can still do that occasionally but its mostly faggots filling up this place nowadays
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>>674950434
Literally the least gay thing possible, actually
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>>674949778
just goes to show how new ya' are youngster.

i remember when this place was actually something special.

now its just a bunch of internet crybabies vying for any attention that they can get
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>>674950537
You know i used to think like that but i cant handle having sex 5 time a day every day
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>>674941086
girls are beautiful. they got this way over thousands of years of sexual selection. we are programmed to want to stick our dick in them. once you do it the thrill is gone. fappan to beautiful grills is way better than the real thing.
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>>674950448
Explains a lot then.

for me and my unlucky friend.
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>>674941086
>be 19
>slept with 17 girls
>best sex was with first gf
>She sleeps over at me sometimes
>mfw she has a boyfriend
>mfw she wants to fuq but dont want to handle the guilt
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>>674951188
>mfw virgin
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I've never enjoyed the few one night stands I've had. Only two partners as fwb have caused amazing epic awesome orgasms, built up at least a friendship with them. My current partner is the most fun in the sack. From quickies, to angry fucking to sweet sensuous looking in the eyes soul melting orgasming together type lovemaking, plus being completely open about both our fetishes. I'm just more of a monogamous type, so that's why it's personally fulfilling to us.
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>>674951044
there's a reason so many people cheat on their partners

most of the time they are just sexually frustrated and that can make you do a hell of a lot of stupid things you wouldn't even dream of doing
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>>674950511
Check em faggots
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>>674949847
So just flirt with women in front of her
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>>674946191
Kek
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>>674948479
those arent subtle hints, youre just retarded
>>674950783
though i agree with you here
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>she does nothing
thats why im a gay bottom
feels waay better than the active part of sex
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>>674949778
/b was always good, maybe not every thread was great but at least it wasn't full of kids
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>>674941947
You know this is anonymous right? You don't have to pretend to be cool here
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>>674941086
The thing that disappointed me so much is that I'm 21 and still a virgin.
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>>674953478
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>>674950725

It was never something special you faglord.
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>>674941086
When my tiny asian girlfriend was could only take half the dick. And can't get face fucked.

I prefer to just cuddle most of the time. That's really the most disappointing part.
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>>674948009
you're just not in touch with your gal man. You gotta know the right combos
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Alright to all you dumbasses who think girls are more hornier than men, youre wrong.

If that were the case, porn wouldnt be male orientated and would be made by female directors. Inb4 there are female alternatives yeah fuck off its mostly male driven.

In surveys where 100 of men and women are asked for casual sex. Only 1 women was dtf at that time. While above 70 were dtf.

Even evolutionary speaking, males were required to pump their loads in lots of females in order for their species to propogate.

Inb4 my girlfriend is a nympho. Yeah i bet shes a real whore. Spreading lies and creating a falseimage
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>>674949901
This nigga actually has some knowledge
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>>674948479
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should be a dream man, that girl is giving you a lot. Give her more attention and be in touch with her.
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>>674941565
If you fuck an ugly girl I could see why you don't enjoy it, but that's gross
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>>674954370
Literally no one is saying that girls are hornier than men tbh fam.
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Girlfriend doesn't put any effort into sex. Never down to do my fetishes but wants me to work like a dog making her cum
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>>674955108
Punch her cunt
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>>674941086

This is clearly posted by someone who just lost his virginity in the last few weeks/months.

Listen son, women actually enjoy sex a lot, depending on the circumstances.

My guess is that you're still at that stage where you're still trying to do the shit you see in porn...which is probably why the girls aren't into it.

Protip: chicks don't like it when you ram your fingers in them and jackhammer. They don't like it when you ram your unlubed cock in them and jackhammer. They don't like it when you slap them in the face with your cock when they're trying to give you a blowjob. And they definitely don't like facials.

To be fair, some women like all of the above, but it's only when they feel comfortable. When it doubt, ask if a chick wants the things I mentioned above. She'll tell you if she's into it. If not, then drop it.

tl;dr - you're the problem, not the girl
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>>674941086
ITT:OP finally lost his virginity and sucks at sex
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>>674942268
Fucking Wizard if you're a man.
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>>674947105
This is correct. Our "higher brain" builds it into something infinitely more fulfilling and rewarding, but it's simply instincts for human replication we're feeling.
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>>674942430
Underage b
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>>674954199
since when is cuddling disappointing? thats the best part
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>>674955860
It's not the cuddling. It's the wanting to cuddle over sex.
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>>674954370
Girls are at least as horny as men, it's just that evolutionarily it's more beneficial for them to be far more selective than men with regard to their sexual partners, because of the fantastically large resource investment sex implies for them. They will have to carry the result of their sexual behavior for 9 months, and then care for it for years, so it better be some pretty amazing genes they're pumping themselves full of. This is also why female arousal has far more to do with the achievements and status of men than just base physical attractiveness (though that certainly factors into it).

TL;DR: Women have been practicing eugenics for millennia and if you have never had a horny girlfriend then you're just pathetic and/or ugly.
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>>674941720
see kid thats how you do it >>674950511
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>>674948479
/b/ro I know exactly how you feel
But I mean if you want something from me ask
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>>674948009
Top zozzle
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>>674950537
amen brother
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>>674956394
What are you talking about

What and how could you do anything for me

Unless your magic
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>>674941648
all you guys just have weak faggot labidos. i rape my bitch every day, her cries only make my dick swell larger.
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>my fiance insisted on no kids, demanded it, raved about it

>our wedding night, I took off the condom, looked her right in the eyes and shot a load right in her pussy

>she cried while I told her I would kill her if she got an abortion

>a year and a half later, we're divorced and I am about to get full custody of our kid

ha ha dumb bitch
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Me and my girlfriend used to have sex 2-3 times a week on average, but probably around 6 months ago its almost like her sex drive took a dive. The only to get her to initiate sex is if I act like I'm not interested in her, or if I become distant. Is my relationship fucked up or do other guys experience this?
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