Thread replies: 53
Thread images: 9
Anonymous
2016-03-20 16:58:10 Post No. 674929350
[Report]
Image search:
[Google]
Anonymous
2016-03-20 16:58:10
Post No. 674929350
[Report]
gather round /b/, heres the story of why I wish I was a virgin.
>be me
>14
>best friend is a man-beast hulk, but still socially awkward enough to not be alpha
>gril at school starts talking to me and asking questions about him
>not much to look at, solid pi*100/1000
>obviously trying to get to him through me
>dont mind being used because fuck it im interacting with a female
>keeps making me promise to drop him hints that she likes him
>keep not dropping hints
>start seeing her more often as she gets more desperate
>tell her hes not interested even though i havent told him anything
>feel bad, but OP’s needs are greater
>her flower is prime and ready for harvest, the desperation increases
>start seeing her after school to talk about him
>weeks go passed
>biological pressure is too much, she 180 flips and kisses me randomly
>asks if i want to go out with her
>alphamale.exe has successfully been installed
>we date for months
>one day her friend asks if im “excited about saturday”
>wut
>apparently it has been arranged that OP loses his virginity
>glory be to the chosen one
1/4
