YLYL threadno bananas
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YLYL thread
no bananas
>>674921384
>Not in a anti-Semitic group.
People these days.
>inb4 banana thread
>>674921647
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>674921954
faggot
1/10 Cont
>>674922886
2/10
>>674922984
3/10
>>674923070
4/10
>>674923142
5/10
>>674923216
6/10
>>674921647
Can I save it?
>>674923289
Keep going. This could be amusing.
>>674923289
7/10
>>674923369
No piss off
>>674923441
8/10
>>674923409
it will be more amusing if they end up getting another reply as to her son getting completely shit on when he steps to work
>>674922436
Fuck I lost
>>674923555
9/10
>>674923604
That's what I'm hoping for.
>>674923546
You oughta lurk more then post.
>>674923479
>>674923511
>>674923546
>>674923576
>>674923617
You are a piece of shit :)
>>674923555
trips checked
>>674923683
10/10
>>674923794
That was so shit
>>674923794
topkek
did he hear anything after?
was that it?
>>674923794
What was the aftermath?
>>674923794
just want a followup on this
>>674923725
Newfags haven't lurked since 2009
>>674923794
You gigantic faggot
>>674923216
>army mom
>>674923901
>>674923914
>>674923927
The son apparently got into shitter duty for the rest of his enlistment.
>>674923989
>>674924064
>>674924188
>>674924257
Backstory of those?
>>674924401
>Thanks mom
>>674924401
any proof of this?
pretty sure i saw it on stolen valor but didn't see a followup
>>674924427
No idea. Picked them up here a few years ago with no backstory supplied.
>>674923617
need moar
>>674924486
>>>674924401
>>Thanks mom
Im pretty sure he knew as well.
>>674922659
i lost to the GENDER FLUID part
