>>674909928
Like warm apple pie.

Warm apple pie that bitches and complains every fucking day until you have no soul or love for anything in this world and have become a hollow shell of your human self - living only to hope that there will be one day in the week when you can break free from the shackles of vaginal-oppression and become your own man again.

Boring

Like having sex with your mom but not as good

>>674909928
not as good as getting stoned and playing video games with mates.

Fun.

Sometimes annoying, but you get sex and if there is real love involved, it's the greatest thing on the planet

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>>674909928
Pretty nice. Depends on the girl I suppose. I've only had 2 sexual partners but both were long term womanz.

One was short and skiny the other is short and fat. I now realize I totally prefer the fat one.

It sucks the first time, because you don't know what you're doing and you're too nervous to really enjoy it.

The next few times after that, it's pretty awesome, you're more relaxed and it's easier to have fun with it.

Every time after that, it's pretty mundane. If you're with a new girl, it's pretty cool at first, but after a while it just becomes normal. Not boring, just normal. And it never gets to be something new and exciting again.

>>674909928
fucking amazing if your girl roleplays that she is a 11-13 year old little girl and you pretty much rape her shit is fucking cash

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>>674911039
are you me?

>>674909928
Depends on the woman

>>674909928
being a woman in life it's like being unemployed in a world employers apply to you, not the other way
simply put it's like playing life on easy difficulty

Bags of sand

>>674912289
And if no one applies to you, then what? You can't apply yourself because that makes you a slut. You just have to wait... and wait. And that's all you can do.

Easy mode, Jesus Christ, such fucking retardation, I can't even-

>>674912565
No, it is easy mode you ugly cunt. Clearly you've never put any effort in or shown anyone affection. Women have the romantic side of life so fucking easy. You get to just pick whoever you want. If that one doesn't work out, pick another. Just say hi, chat for a while, tell that person you're interested, don't be a prudish asshole (ie, you should send nudes and help a guy out), and I fucking guarantee you can at least get laid. Don't whine that women don't have it easy. So fucking many of you leech off of men to stay alive. So many of your jobs are easy as shit because "women can't lift/do hard work". How many male secretaries do you know? Get paid good fucking money to answer a phone and make excel sheets. Get the fuck off this website. If you can't get laid as a woman, YOU are doing something wrong.

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>>674909928
It's annoying
But the sex isn't bad

>>674909928
Have you ever smoked crack? It's one thing that is better than sex

>>674911172
Wut

>>674911059
Nervous, not knowing what to do? Nah, nigger. Mundane? Yes.

>>674909928
Feels unfaggy. If you find one of those rare good women that are loyal and willing to let you be you then your lucky. Otherwise it can be a soul crushing experience. But doesn't matter had sex always applies.

>>674909928
like bags of sand and salty coins and milk

>>674911027
/thread

>>674915095
Fuck off normie

Cuddling with some qtpie girl is the best feeling in the world. No feeling feels better than getting two arms around your neck followed by having some boobs pressed against your chest and these cute noises a woman can make. It will set your heart on fire. They will fascinate you with their beauty.

Women are fascinating creatures. They are emotionally much more complex than most men. They are often very difficult to understand (they might say 'yes' when they actually mean 'no' and the other way around), but if you try hard enough, have a lot of patience with them, it's definitely possible. The warmth of woman is all a man needs.

>>674916594
>woman detected

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>>674909928
You mean fucking? Well, that fun.
"Be With" as in a relationship? That's an unending horror. Eventually you'll want to turn the noise coming out of her head off, with your fist.
Oh, and fucking the same old pussy gets boring as fuck after about six months.

>>674909928
A whole lot of trouble for a tiny reward. Sex is cool, but the satisfaction of getting laid is more valuable than the act itself. Honestly, getting stoned and playing vidya games is a more cost-effective activity for happiness.

>>674912289
Yea, I imagine it's like wearing a suit made of 100 dollar bills every day.

Destruction.

>>674909928
>tell me anon, what's it like to be with a woman?

They talk nonstop, spend your money, are bitchy and moody and ONCE IN A WHILE they'll let you slide your dick up their baby chutes or suck you off.

Sex can be squishy and nice. Then you blow your load and you want to get out of there. Better, just go off by yourself while the cunt drains the semen out and cleans herself up.

Women are fun IN SMALL DOSES. Never move in with a female.

>>674912565
The ugly neckbeards of /b/ have to go through the trials of Hercules just to get some chick to hold their hand. All you have to do to get laid is walk in any bar on the planet and wag your ass. So quit yer whining, you mewling quim.

>>674909928
>be me
>party literally last night
>see girl I had a class with last semester, she's hot as fuck, solid 9/10
>we get to talking, both really drunk
>eventually start making out
>stop sucking face, start talking again, I'm about to ask her to come home with me
>but she starts talking about how her parents hate her, he dad doesn't let her do what she wants, etc.
>I drunkenly say "oh wow lots of daddy issues bet you like it rough"
>oh god why
>she's offended and leaves

I don't know what women feel like because I say dumb shit like this

>>674909928
a lot mot disappointing than you think it is
there are a few perks but not worth the hassle
its cheaper to go for escorts

>>674917995
My sides, fucking kek

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A lot of cognitive dissonance itt

>>674910726

If everyone knew this, the world would be a better place.

>>674916594

Gay detected. Or his mother is single, he doesnt meet his father.

>>674909928
Not really worth it. Sex is great... Sometimes depending on the woman that is. Its like having a leech on your nutsack that feests of of half your life force and everything you work hard for.
Your better off smoking dope bud.

Being with a women that truely loves you is different. She will do whatever it takes to make sure you are happy and pull equal weight. Sadly women like this are few and far between.

Most women are brainwashed sluts that will open their legs to the next best opportunity that isn't you.

Just like most men are retarded Mongoloids that take advantage of the good women that will give them up for better looking women with better sex

>>674911027

Love is a chemical drug just like conventional drugs, adenaline, etc. Shit fades after awhile and there's nothing you can do about it. Why anyone would enter a legal contract for life with some bitch is beyond me. You WILL grow to hate each other.

>>674918406
How the fuck can I be gay for liking females? What the fuck are you trying to say?

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Woman definitely have it easy mode in life. No need to do hard working jobs because "woman arent as strong as men".

If a guy is born ugly and uninteresting, they have to deal with it. They have to go through hell and back to even get a girl to look at them.

A girl on the other hand can be born ugly and uninteresting, throw on some make up, and bam. No personality required on the girls part, as long as you look good just fish for a guy.

not to mention
>pic related

>>674918562
That your a giant gaping vagina faggot with baby legs

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>>674912396
nice reference, kek

>>674918794
Whatever, neckbeard

>>674917193
holy shit, slim shady browses /b/

>>674918778
So according to your picture, women have it easier because men are simple. Right.

>>674918859

This, pretty much.

>>674919383
kek

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>>674909928

I never had a real girlfriend.

Only fast relationships, like a week. Or a weekend.

But if your woman is nice, it must to be cool I guess

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>>674919383
You got me there

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No one here knows.
But legends say it's like warm apple pie

>>674919431
Woman can easily manipulate men. I wouldnt say its "because men are simple".

quit trying to boast your ego by playing dumb.