>>674906015
It's awkward for everyone anon but in a good way, just go with the flow and have fun with it. The fastest way to kill a mood is by taking it too seriously or making it awkward, let it be natural.

>>674906137
thanks. i always thought it would be really awkward and disappointing.

>>674906137
do chicks expect more from you, even if it's your first time?

It was literally in a dream, I only lasted like 10 seconds. What the fuck brain way to make me feel better about myself

>>674906290
It's not disappointing though, you'll never want to just masturbate again. Pussy is one of the greatest feelings in the world. If you don't mind me asking how old are you?

>>674906571
876 months

>>674906571
i don't think i should say

>>674906475
No, just be honest about it. It's better to just come out with it instead of acting like you slay pussy all the time and it turns out you have no idea what the fuck you're doing. Everyone has been there and no what it's like the nervousness, the butterfly's in your stomach, the excitement. Everything. Hell if you're lucky she may even show you a thing or two.

>>674906475
Don't just walk up to her and stick your penis in her, I learned that the hard way.

>>674906571
i was always wondering about that "never want to masturbate again" thing. i saw a thread a while ago, and some guy said he broke up with his gf because she didn't want to have sex because of some childhood problems or something, but she would still do handjobs and shit. i didn't know if he was being a dick or not.

My 1st was awkward, wasn't with a girl

>>674906830
haha, dw i don't think i'll do that.

>>674906647
Congratulations! Everyone has to start at some point.

>>674906669
It's all good anon, just don't let the thought of it destroy your confidence. Believe it or not people find confidence sexy and if you're to busy worrying about how you're doing or if you're asking her a million questions on if you're doing it right, it'll just kill the mood.

>>674906015
Make sure you use lube... when he starts to penetrate you dry, he might tear something... depending on girth that is.

>>674906015
I was 17 when I lost my virginity
>she was on her period
>bareback fucked her asshole instead

i fucked a slut and it felt like i was fucking a watermelon
like no friction at all
i dont think i even came

advice: dont fuck a gaping slut it doesnt feel good

>>674906015

shit was cash.


>it was a sunny day in centreal california and I had a boner even jim jones couldn't rustle out.
>I was driving down the highway blasting tunes when I see a fine fox on the side of the road
>being only 14 I pulled over because she was 12.
>she gets in the car instinctively.
>I realize she's a bear
>we fuck winnie the poo style, she's actually much older than i thought
>I plaster her with my semens
>spagetti falling out of mouth like a demented seal
>I kiss her one last time and drop her into the abyss
>roaring coming from the canyon all the way down

>>674907113
ah ok. i have always been worried about what a girl would think about my dick. like if it's too small or something, but i should't let that ruin my confidence.

>>674907011
I'm slightly exaggerating when I say that, yeah you can still masturbate and get off. But nothing really compares to it to be honest. It's not even just about the pussy though when you think about it. You and one other person are being the most intimate human beings can possibly be. Sharing each other, becoming one another, it's electrifying honestly. Hell thats part of the reason why most people like spooning afterwards, humans are built for contact with one another. Masturbation relieves a sexual urge but it doesn't relieve that urge for intimacy.

I guess I'll share mine

>eating ham in the captains quarters of the ship
>been at sea for 3 days
>he says we're going to dock off tomorrow
>dandy
>we dock off and we all hit the bar
>ham stains on my finger tips
>walk up and ask for a double of whiskey
>the bartender looks at me like I'm half retarded
>6 fingers! I yeleld
>he just keeps staring at me
>a smile comes over his face
>I realize he's my father
>I hadn't seen him in 10 years
>we hug
>I tell him we have to catch up but get me my fucking whsikey first
>he obliges
>my dad says I can stay with him that night
>I obliges
>at fathers house and start feeling a tingling down there
>start jerking off
>hear a creek
>look up and theres a hot chick in the doorway
>she instantly jumps on my dick
>we fuck like rabbits all night
>wake up the next morning
>dad has breakfast made
>"have you met your sister yet?"
>there's still cum on her face
>I laugh and says yeah I fucking met her.

>>674907463
yeah makes sense. i guess it wouldn't be as nerve-racking when you are actually in a relationship with someone you know likes you enough to want to have sex with you.

>>674907433
If you're worrying about your dick size the best advice I can give you is to stop watching porn. The average penis size is 5 to 6 inches and thats perfectly fine. When you watch a lot of porn you're views on what size your penis should be tend to become skewed, and you want to know something? Women don't get off by the size of the penis it's the friction and contact of her clitoris and the "G" spot that will get her off more than anything.

>>674907699
kek

>>674907768
This

>>674907768
yeah, i've heard porn can ruin a guys interpretation of an average size.

>>674907768
>>674907908

>born with a small penis
>only option is to stop watching porn

Yeah, you small dicked fucks are full of wisdom.

I still think my 8 inch cock is too small sometimes.

> be me, 18 shy as fuck with anxiety problems
>all my mates have had sex
>feel pressure building.
>think fuck it and look up nearby brothels
>drive to dodgy area of town with a brothel
>sit in car getting the courage to walk in
>walk up to door and run back to car a couple of times
>finally ring the doorbell
>door unlocks
>walk in and am greeted by a nice lady that makes me feel semi comfortable
>introduced to the bush pigs that are working
>the most attractive one is an average lady that's over twice my age
>she tells me to have shower
>comes in 5 mins lady and gets me to lie on the bed
>she's a bit weirded out because I look so young
>puts condom on with her mouth
>she performs head on me but I can't feel anything
>proceed to have incredibly awkward sex and I don't know if my penis is in or not.
> can't feel much
>my half hour is nearly up so we lie head to toe.
>She takes my condom off and and jerks me off while I finger blast her.
>finally blow load
>leave and make up story to friends about how I fucked some random girl

>>674908028
i'm not saying i have a micro penis, but i thought i wouldn't be on par with most guys because of porn

>>674906015

>I was drunk at a party.

>Was horny as fuck but didn't know my way around liquor because I was only in my mid-teens.

>Hitting on girl I like in the most awkward possible way, asking about what type of things she does for fun and where she went last Christmas

>Things going kinda bad, and she gives me the "you're just a good friend" speech

>Fuck me god damn it

>She was, to me, a 8/10 with a ridiculous set of hips and tits for a teenager, was so ducking horny I had an erection half the time hidden under my coat

>Since things are fucked, and decided to drink hard and wind up throwing up in the bathroom (no one saw me but I was out of it)

>Thoroughly clean myself up and use mouthwash, so feeling at least, you know, not filthy just wasted

>Find a random bedroom, big bed, lie down, completely spinning, but somehow still have a hard-on

>Feel someone in the room before I see them, then catch a vaguely pear shaped figured in the door light

>Start to feel hands on my pants, belt gets yanked down, somehow still hard, belt goes, pants on floor, wtf is going on

>Feels hands on my still hard dick, kinda yanking it, would have been painful probably if I wasn't so drunk but it's just enough to get through my alcohol riddled brain

>Feel something warm and wet, still hands as well, realise I'm getting my dick sucked, try to look up, can only see a shape against the light, no idea what the fuck, but somehow feels so good

>Shape stops, stands up, turns around, and I see this lily white ass, wiggled between my legs, reverse cowgirl

>Hands on dick again, guides me slowly in, so slowly, so fuckin' tight, my dick head pops inside, lube from blowjobs is the only reason I get in this instead only take warm space

>Start slowly riding my cock uo and down, then really start hammering the ass into me

>I reach up and grab it, they freeze, I can feel them holding their breath, my did is throbbing so hard, and I can feel them throbbing right back

Continue?

It was with a hooker at 24. I paid 350 dollars (could have had it for like 150 in hindsight). She was pretty hot, short hair, pretty small tits like I like but with a smoker's voice. It lasted about 5 minutes.

I was a fucking retard and tried to make it romantic, candles and smooth jazz music. She laughed when she got in the room and said "are you a virgin?" on her own, I wasn't planning to tell her. The sex itself honestly wasn't bad, compared to some hooker sex I had after that it was in the top 5 easily.

haha here's mine

>playing paintball one day
>have one of those sniper paintball guns
>hiding out and shooting randoms
>hear a twig snap beihnd me
>grab my service pistol and turn around
>face to face with hottest chick I've ever seen
>we both have our guns one achother
>put yours down she says
>no i says
>she shoots my kneecap
>fuckkkkk it hurts
>take out your dick she says
>holy fuck she's gonna shoot my dick
>before responding I shoot her right in the cunt
>she instantly falls down face landing on my cock
>i start firing paintballs into her face and laughing
>she starts passing out from the pain
>i piss into her mouth and fuck her butthole raw
>she's bleeding and crying
>I spit onto her eye
> that's what you get for being a cunt

>>674908028
Projecting awfully hard there aren't we? I'm fine with 7 inches, although I do prefer lesbian porn tbh senpai.

>>674906571
>you'll never want to just masturbate again
>>674907011
it's romantic bullshit

>>674908157
>inb4 gay

>>674908157
i would say yes but i fucking hate the obnoxious "cont?" fags so no, don't continue asshole. Either post your story or don't, stop begging for attention.

>>674908293
kek'd

>>674908306
your post doesn't evne make sense. Just like your stupid post about not watching porn. Your 7 inch cock isn't big. that's how big my dick was when I was 13 for christ sakes.

Seriously I'm not the one projecting, I have a big cock.

>>674908520
7 inches is fine. It's about 1-1.5 inches above average depending on the study. Anything above average is "big" by definition. Anything above 8 inches is just for show anyway.

>be 18
>moved to new school recently so "I'm totally not a virgin"
>selling mdma pills at the time
>a friend of a friend that was 16 heard about what I had
>she was kinda chubby but still thought she was qt3.14
>"hey anon, I heard you were selling E's"
>"ah yeah, some 220mg dominoes. You looking to get some?"
>"urmm yeah maybe, I haven't done them before though but here's my number"
>we talked for maybe a week or so before she invited me to some house party type thing
>end up smoking weed, drinking (only a little as I was driving) and eating some 2C-B
>fuck in the back of my car all evening after leaving the party
>smoke more weed and drive home the next day

the sex was meh but at least I wasnt a virgin anymore

fucked her for 1-2min came got hard again instantly and continued to fuck her for another 4-5 hours ish came 3 times10/10 would fuck again

>>674908520
>post doesn't make sense
>says "le small penis maymay"
>explain the length of said penis
>still doesn't get it

I feel like you're the type of guy who just pushes it in and jackhammers a pussy and you're done within 10 minutes because you have a larger then average dick. Have you ever made a woman orgasm?

>>674908670
aren't most dicks just for show.

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>>674908899
yeah thanks for asking.

does your mom count

>>674908306
OP here. mines only 6' and it just feels small, but from what i've read the average is like 5-5.5' or something.

>>674909030
you have a small dick.

Something I learned for my first time is during the foreplay stuff, start going down on her, don't go all the way, put her hands on your head and ask her what SHE wants YOU to do. Just like how you know your body better than her and know what you like, she knows that about herself. Plus it'll make her think she's in control, which she'll probably find hot as fuck.

>>674907313
Bullshit. You can't drive when you're 14.

>>674909013
I guess, I mean she's like 48 if that's your thing, I'm not one to judge.

>>674909030
You're fine bro. For example if you're dick reaches you're belly button while it's hard, you're fine don't worry about it.

>>674909163
You can, just not legally

>>674909075
you 7+ inch fags are so insecure it's hilarious. Your big dick is the only thing you have going for you so you try and make it out like it's so important. Size does not matter as long as it's not on the extremes of either end. 6 inches is more than enough as long as you know what you're doing.

>>674909230
oh good. thanks

My first time was with a prostitute at 18, I am a Pakistani guy who was born and raised in Hong Kong.
I remember going out with a friend to this Asian brothel, found myself this woman and she proceeded to take care.
My erection was powerful and firm and my cock is about 7 inches hard.
I couldn't cum though, no idea why, she was stroking my cock for 30 minutes after while we both watched football on her television. Nothing happened, then I asked her to lay on top of me and jerked it off.
I came.
Weird experience.
I also ate her out for my first time and puked after.
She had a hairy cunt.

>>674909230
you know that advice doesn't even make sense. Everybodies belly button is different distances from their genitals.

>>674906015
>14
>Gf of 3 month
>Put dick in her
>She doesn't bleed
>9 months in find out her granddad raped her

>>674909472
jesus

>>674909348
There are positions where you can't use your full length and with a small dick it's not as pleasurable for either of you. That's just a fact. For missionary/doggy penetration the average dick is truly enough, bigger can hurt her, but who wants sex in just those two positions all the time?

i don't know whether this even matters, but do chicks care about where they do it first? like at their house, or yours?

>>674908369

Lol you ain't seen nothing

>Shit starts to get intense, dick is steel, can feel my pent up teenage cum burning in my cock, this is fuckin it

>Hear this girl voice call out "what the duck anon!?"

>Suddenly everything is this blooming light, so I grab the only thing my alcohol fuelled brain can think of, the person on top of me

>Grab their shoulders and pull them back, which grinds then hard into my dick, last inch fully inside, balls almost inside its so deep, that's it

>Blast a fucking gallon of cum inside this warm wet pulsing hole, I can literally feel it building pressure inside, it's insane

>Person on top screams "Fuck no it's not what it looks like please don't-"

>Person on top, wait, I know the voice, where from, suddenly getting punched in the face, pretty hard I'd wager but can barely feel it

>Unbelievable but actually still cunning after like 10 seconds, or at least feels like it, thrashing somehow doesn't stop the pleasure

>Person thumping me, a guy, gets pulled off

>Eyes finally adjust, look around the room to see what happened

>Best friends older sister, average face with big Jewish nose but amazing thick ass is desperate trying to cover up as my cum leaks down her legs

>Literaly whole party stops and is now in the room, and here I am, bloody in the face, covered in my own cum, and I just... Start laughing, like maniacal, this can't be real, no way

>Then the smell, look down and follows the eyes of everyone in the room

>The fuckin' crazy drunk bitch had tried anal, but didn't exactly clean herself before she was into it

>I realise the only reason his entire family, my friends brothers, aren't killing me, is because my cock is covered in their older sisters shit

>Pick up pants, smiling like an idiot, and stroll out of house like the shitty King of England

>Was forever known as an arse bandit, despite my lack of interest in anal

>Years later, somehow became the go to guy for girl wanting to try anal, know as ass man

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>>674906015
>be me 15 y.o.
>it was the summer of 1997
>the summer of sex
>we where on vacation in a sea place
>it was me, my gf and my fucking mother
>anyway, me and my gf had done pretty much everything but sex, the real one
>the problem was, for my fucking mother, the meaning of vacation was stay the whole fucking day in the bed watching shitty tv show
>we where pretty discouraged
>one night we where at the hotel lounge
>my mother steps down the stairs
>dressed like a normal person
>"i'm gonna go to the concert"
>a shitty folk musician
>i watch my gf and both ran upstairs to our room
>4 hours of freedom, alone, in a room, finally!
>we do it two times, less than 30 minutes in total
>we spend the rest of the night playng snes

>>674909732
All three women I've had sex with it's been at my house, though it was for different reasons each time. I honestly don't think it really matters.

>>674909732
They tend to prefer a bed in a secure place

>>674909468
It's a saying sort of like liquor before before you're in the clear, even though it's been proven as just a myth. Besides he said he was six inches so he's fine.

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>>674909754
Fuck m8