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Had sex for the first time today... couldn't even tell I was inside. What the fuck?
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>>674903853
Did you wear a condom?
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ur dick is too small
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How big are you, anon? Length and Girth
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>>674903999
No
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>>674904097
No idea. Based on amateur porn, average or slightly above.
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Perhaps you were just nervous? My boyfriend claims he can never come during sex because there's no foreskin movement or something. Also, how wet was she/was lube used?
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>>674903853
did you do back and forth at least or only sitting there ?
Was the girl wet enough / too wet ?
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You need to quit wanking for a bit, mate.
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>>674903853
Now you know OP, the phrase "pussy is pussy" and "it's all pink" is horse shit. Some girls have pussy that will make you feel like you're transcending reality when you thrust it in for the first time. Some girls have pussies that started the phrase "Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway".

Your mission if you choose to accept it is to find a transcendential pussy attached to a girl that won't cheat, can cook, and has a good enough head on her shoulders to raise decent children.

Welcome to the struggle.
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>>674904857
kek
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>>674903853
You have to make them cum to make it feel good virginfag
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>>674904857
You've just confirmed my love for my gf, except she has bipolar, although i took her virginity at the ripe age of 15 and no one else has ever been there,
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>>674904603
That's what I'm hoping. She was very wet, feel like it might have been more fun dry, but I don't know shit.
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>>674905161
Sounds like you need to mentally condition her for a poly relationship where you bring another, more stable woman in and all live together so they can raise your children without her bipolar shit fucking them up.

Mental illness is a red flag when it comes to assessing someone as wife material.
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>>674904645
Had her on top, doggy, and whatever "normal/vanilla" is with the guy on top.
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>>674905161
>she has bipolar
top kek
well done anon
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>>674905383
>and whatever "normal/vanilla" is with the guy on top
Missionary, dude. Missionary. You really don't know much.
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>>674905315
Sounds like it may be the case. I wouldn't recommend 'dry' as that can be kinda painful for everyone. I'm sure you never expected anyone to say this, but try not to make her too wet, bro
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>>674905540
>Missionary
I don't know much :/ which is why I'm asking my fellow b'tards. It just kinda happened. First girl I ever clicked with and we got each other.
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>>674904645
This. Too wet is nice from a girls standpoint but it can remove a lot of feeling from the dude. Also, not fapping a few days before helps increase the sensitivity of your cock. I think there are other factors aswell because I've had times with the same girl when I didn't even feel when I fell out and times when I busted my nut in 20 seconds of slow thrusting because the feel was so incredible.
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Sex is one of the most overrated things.
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>>674905161
>bipolar
Even with medication she can still lapse in to a manic episode and dry your balls of full till you are shooting blanks
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>>674905882
Sex is like money. When you don't have it, you're frustrated and would do anything to get some. When you have it, it's like meh, not that special, what else is on tv.
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>>674905161
Is her name by any chance either Jessica or Stephanie? In that case there have been a lot of people there and not all of them were guys.
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>>674905698
Yes I also agree too much wetness is a bad thing. I see this one girl that gets soaking wet and I can't enjoy it because I use a condom and theirs no resistance, so I literally feel nothing

>>674906269
YEP. I say this all the time. When your not getting any,you feel desperate for sex. When you are getting some, you feel like sex isn't really that big of a deal.
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hey dumbass, stop using a lumberjack grip when you're jerking off, or you'll never be able to feel when you're in a pussy, like ever.
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22 and virgin here op.
How did it feel like? Was it like everyone says, sands of bags?
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>>674906344
Too much wetness is only a problem if she's got a bucket cunt. I've only ever had a problem with one woman who liked fisting who was far too loose. Apart from her, the wetter the better, I love being soaked in her cum. Maybe you have a small dick, I dunno.
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>>674906631
Haha, but it feels so good.

>>674906664
Uh, well this time it felt like, "is my dick in or in the air? Well she is moaning..."
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>>674903999
Sick trips
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Hey
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>>674906786
>>674906344
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Dubs
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>>674906631
>lumberjack grip
What are those?
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>>674906664
It's not that big of a deal. I'm not a virgin, but the girls I fuck are fat and or ugly (usually both) so because of this I still 'feel' like a virgin. I feel like I really wont "loose my virginity" until I am able to attract a woman that I'm actually sexually attracted to. Getting sex from desperation on both sides isn't even worth it.
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>>674906631
My dads brother is Jack Blacke
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>>674906329
>lost
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and #FML, what the hell? "too much wetness is a bad thing?" define too much, because in my never even remotely humble opinion if she's practically dripping when she's with you and having sex with you, I'm pretty freaking certain that's a DAMN GOOD THING as it's a clear sign she's really really enjoying your company

it could be god damn Niagra Falls down there and I'd still go down on that and balance her on the tip of my tongue for an hour. too right.
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>>674906786
>I've only ever had a problem with one woman who liked fisting
where do you find these women?
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>>674907036
tight enough so the axe won't slip out of your hand while you swing. duh. :D
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>>674907051
it is when you are both hot

I would fuck anything that isn't obese tbh, and I would enjoy it, because I love grabbing tits and asses and curves. so I am quite curious how you cant be turned on by your partners. must be disgusting landwhales with hairy smelly fish pussies.

then again im stil lvirgin and pitying myself so whatever
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>>674905383
Don't ever put vanilla on your pecker, even is SHE is on top
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>>674907254
The girl I fuck that gets too wet can't even control it. Shes actually embarrassed by this. Even the slightest turn on for her gets her soaking wet. Maybe if I fucked her with a condom I would enjoy that, but with a condom it just feels like air.

or maybe I just have a small dick
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>>674907396
So is it really tight or just a limp hand?
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>>674907414
what you are, also, is thinking about it enough that you already know shit like this doesn't matter in the long run.
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Trips
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>>674907587
hah! you try swinging a broadaxe with a limp hand and see if you still have any friends left standing nearby when you're done.
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ITT: Peopl who have never had sex,and are wizards
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>>674906819
well I lost my virginity at 16, had sex with 8 girls so far and these are atleast semi serious (4months+) relationships, so wed be fucking all the time. If i had to estimate the number of times i've had sex i'd say about 1200 times. Out of those 1200 times theres only 2 times i remmeber i had to pull out cause i was about to ejaculate from sex. The first time i fucked a girl outdoors and the first time i fucked her on her period. Rest of the times id have to jack off after she was done. All cause of lumberjack grip.
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>>674903853
u got a tiny dick, congrats mate
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WHAT?
period sex is awesome. for one, the girl is already very horny so she's into and you won't have to worry about dry pussy.
be sure to close your eyes when you go wash up though.
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>>674907414
>would fuck anything that isn't obese tbh, and I would enjoy it, because I love grabbing tits and asses and curves

>still a virgin

Sides are in orbit.
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>>674907545
Is that the Rocks face?...
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>>674907872
oh and some of the sessions wed go for like 2hours. yet nothing. id stay hard so i was clearly aroused but no feeling. one of my gfs was like youre like a humanoid dildo. I wasn't sure if i should be happy or sad.
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>>674907936
Period sex is gross pleb.
1. Pussy stinks like fish 10x worse than normal due to blood.

2. The end you faggot.
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>>674907936
Dried blood I'm the wrinkles of your penis put me off period sex
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>>674907826
My grandpas best friend is Ian mckelllum, the grand wizard from the Lord of the rings
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