Not sure maybe don't think so though didn't see anything in paper.

>>674903466
yes, about 80 people on a island in norway a few years back. was big in the media in my country.

Not directly...

Yet the only time I've ever been fired in my life the bitch was dead less than a year later... so karma maybe?

>>674904124
oh and it was an accident. multible malfunctions of the rifle and my van with fertilizer loaded caught fire and exploded.

OP here, thought it would be good to put it out there before people start asking, I haven't killed anyone, no. Also go into detail if you can.

I was driving my truck and hit a hatchback with a grandmother driving her grandson. Killed them both instantly, im fine. I looked in the engine bay and saw mangled remains of what once were human beings and just vomited. It still eats at me every day and it was two years ago.

>>674903466
i flew with a plane in the north tower of the wtc. made it out somehow alive. allahu akbar.

>>674904669
Did you take any pics?

I killed my friends Hopes and Dreams.

>>674903466
Not necessarily related.
but i was once jailed for something i didn't do back when i was a freshman in hs.
got accused of raping 3 girls.
i didn't do it. obviously cause 2 weeks later they released me from juvi.
came out to find out that the brother of those 3 girls (who went to the same hs as me) told everyone at school about what did not happen. got looked at a lot and hs was basically hell frorme after that i'm sure anyone could imagine. lost friends. only had 1 friend left (who i am still friends with up to this day). i hated my life. tried seeing if their was any legal action i can take..guess not. couldnt do anything about it.
fast-forward
literally all in the same year:
their grandma dies from health issues
their own dad dies from health issues
the guy i went to school with dies from a car accident

all in the same year.

now i'm not happy about this. i didn't ask for this. but i some how feel like karma had something to do with this. im not a believer in karma much so im just gonna go with the "coincidence" theory instead.

sorry for unrelated reply.
thanks for reading.

>>674905450
That was the last thing on my mind

>>674905708
No, that's actually pretty interesting. Thanks for sharing

>>674903466
The first time you don't care much, it's a bit scary, but you feel like something is pushing you to do it.
You won't care much for a while, but when you get back home, you will start thinking about shit, like what if he had a family, or if it was alright to do it.
Eventually, you don't give a shit about it. You eventually get tolerant to it, and it just becomes another thing you do.
You even get used to seeing the corpses later, I swear the first time I did it I tought the body was still breathing/moving, even when it was completely gone.

>>674904340
i hate when that happens

>>674905812
Why?

>>674903466

>be
>lvl9
>hobbo spotted lying on the ground
>idea
>hit and run.exe
>grab rock
>execute
>rock release in 0.5s almost Stephen curry
>omfg
>rock too big
>didn't work
>hobbo still asleep
>go home
>play hot wheels


I still wonder if I killed him or not

>>674906047
Pics with timestamp or it didn't happen

>>674906047

Go on. What did you do, nigga?

>>674906047
Serial killer?

>>674906309

Forgot to mention it was headshot

I mean, yesterday at work, someone ordered a burger w/ no pickle and a normal one, but I guess they wanted both no pickle. So anyway their daughter was allergic or some shit, and had to be "rushed" to the hospital, though apparently they had time to call and bitch saying "this is the third time this has happened." Like if it happened 2 times, why are you still getting food here and ignoring that, why would you still blindly trust that it was right, especially since it should be said it was wrong on the receipt. But yeah, apparently I *almost* killed a child.

>>674904124
>>674904340

Anders?

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>>674906471
I'm about to..

ITT: lying people who make up an exciting life

>>674906467
Well you *almost* got an online high five from me

well I live in florida and I work for kinda like this police force thing and I'm the bloodsplatter anaylst. My sister also works with me, she's not really my sister but we've known eachother all of our lives and her father took me in after my mother was murdered before my eyes. Anyways now I track down bad people before my work does and I kill them and cut their bodies up and throw them in the bay.

shit's pretty cash.

I killed a hooker in Detroit.

>>674906467
This sound like an attempt of insurance fraud / lawsuit on the expense of the child.

I can't imagine parents being so vague and unclear about the pickle thing if it was that risky, unless they want the child to get reaction.

You should report those asshole parents.

>>674907092
Dexter/10

>>674906047
Interestingly enough, the thing that worries me the most is sleeping at night. After a while it's not as bad, if I my dare say you even get cocky about it, untouchable almost. But you always feel alert, like someone could get you in your sleep. Every loud noise in the street gets scary. You wonder if that loud noise was a gun aimed at you, or if someone is after you.
You start looking coldly at your friends and family, seeing if they say something odd that means they know or are after you.
Personally, I believe I might be overreacting a bit, but it's hard to control it. You could say it's like PTSD in a way.

>>674907092
Gosh I hope your sister never catch you in a very predictable turn of events.

>>674905812
get off /b/ normie

>>674907432
we end up fucking I think.

Shit's cash.

>>674907205
if real, greentext?
why? how?

>>674907235
I really should but I'm not going to for 2 reasons
-just started my week and a half vacation, need this shit
-I only heard about it from my manager so I don't have any names to report

>>674907205
Greentext now

>>674908053
just cum on every burger without pickels
you will get them one day

>>674907092
kek

>be me
>be a cop in LA in the late 80s
>it night
>see a kid with a gun
>no thinking waste him
>inspection of kids body
>toy gun
>oh shit
>few years later terrorists take hostages
>make friends with the NYPD officer in the building trying to kill the terrorists
> he asked me if I've ever shot anybody
> I shot a kid

>>674905857
hey no problem. and you're welcome.

>>674908243
kek

>>674908243
Diehard/10

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>be me
>in the army
>we are practicing a lot and palying paintball to practice
>I'm on the offending team
>rush the bases! our commander says
>fuck you I say
>we all start running to get it in
>I shoot one guy right in the facemask 10 seconds in
>I hear sobbing
>keep going
>basically the whole team were taken down by me
>see everyone crowding around someone on the ground
>I guess I broke the first guys nose with the paintball
>I come over and start shooting his now fully exposed face and laughing
>everyone trying to get me to stop
>he's rushed to the hospital
>died by suffocation.
>I get a dishonourable discharge

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>>674908850
You're a cunt piece of shit if this is true.

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>>674908850
i call fake, if not go and die

>>674908850
Dafuq
That's so fucked up, how the hell did he die from suffocation?

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Someone was robbing my house and he attacked me and I stabbed him with a kitchen knife at the age of 14. He was wanted for numerous robberies. According to people I'm a hero. I don't feel like it. I feel like the one who's guilty.

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>>674909155

I still think about it everyday. Sometimes I feel bad and sometimes I want to do it again. I never liked the guy. His wife was a cunt too she wrote me a huge letter after saying she was going to try to press charges and shit. But they couldn't show I had intent.

I used to fight the guy at the bar every chance I got too. Honestly, I'm glad I killed him. He liked men.

>>674909268
getting a lot of paints from close range into your face with a strong marker could kill someone
like beating him in the face again and again

>>674909406
Oh.

>>674909332
prove it faggot. post the wifes letter with a timestamp

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>>674909406
Yeah I'm not sure exactly what happened but like I said I'm glad it did.

>>674909501
but its not done in 20sec
he must have shoot like a hundret paints to the face i guess

>>674909332
His wife was a cunt for wanting justice for her husband's death?

You can try to rationalise it either way but 'I didn't get along with him very well' is not a reason to murder somebody. They should have charged you for accidental death. You should be serving time either way you spineless cowardly fuck.

>>674909332
cum on letter and post
else i call this shit

>>674907412
Full of fucking shit. Go back to listening to coolio and playing runescape you fucking faggot.

I'm still torn up about what mine is.

>driving down the highway
>14 at the time
>see a girl on the side of the road
>get an idea
>throw full popcan at her
>bounces off her head
>she falls onto the road
>run over 10 times
>on the news
>says blunt force trauma to the back of her head caused her to fall
>everyone looking for what happened

I was supposed to be babysitting a potato toddler cousin. I let her play outside while I smoked weed and fapped for a bit. She got into the pool and drowned. Was over an hour till I found her floating I was really stoned from doing potent dabs. Family put me in rehab for my "drug" problem, it caused a huge rift between my mom and her sister. It got labeled an accident though, still feel bad about it.

>>674909586
>>674909622

Fuck your morality. And one sec I'll deliver gimme a minute.

>>674908850
Faggot. Basic training does not fucking count if it even happened . Your commander ...really? Your a fat autistic faggot and should kys immediately . But you'd probably fuck that up too just like everything else in your life

>>674909722
If this true, you killed her indirectly

i shot a man in reno just to see him die

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>>674909881
this wasn't basic. This was after my first deployment, I was put onto the JTF2. We were about to deploy to Syria and were practicing CQC.

Inb4 everybody ITT gets v&

>>674909969
That's cold . Like fuucking iceeee cold

>>674910063
>Falling for the bait

WHAT A MAD MAN

>>674910041
TRY TO REMEMBER THE BASICS OF CQC, SNAKE

>>674904669
Why did you hit them? What was the legal aftermath? When you say truck do you mean like a semi trailer or something?

5 for sure in Iraq. Prob a couple more during pray & spray

>>674910041
Yeah sure you were faggot. I believe that as much as I believe OP not being a faggot. Gtfo you fat neckbeard.

>>674909969
Ice man

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drowned another boy when i was 4 years old

dont remember much of it, but i remember i was living in a flat with my mom (who was 20 at the time) and she was talking to a neighbour and i went to put something in the trash, but it was bin day

i went outside of the apartment/flat complex gates and i put my popsicle wrapper (or whatever the fuck it was) in the trash and this little shit of a kid locked the gate behind me and started laughing at me with his older sister

later that day i drowned him in the public pool in the complex while trying to tell him he could breathe underwater if he tried hard enough, and i believed i could too

idk, i was fucked up as a kid

I've killed a pig.
He was kind of a person, part of the family.
His name was Doofus.

>>674910161
Kek. First firefight I got in I peed meself and had an erection for a while after that. Also iraq , before they got all fucking gay with OND.

>go to college to become a personal trainer
>trying to help fatties get fit
>watching band of brothers
>really liking the idea of having to run up a mountain after eating spagetti.
>get the fattest guy to eat as much as he can
>tell him it's his cheat day
>take him to the olive garden
>make him eat a bunch of spaghetti
>Okay time to run
>he looks flabbergasted
>but I'm full he says
>idgaf you're running that fucking mountain I'm your fucking commander
>we start running the mountain
>he keeps saying he doesn't feel good
>tell him to grow a dick
>we're running
>he all of a sudden colllapses
>says his stomach just burst
>don't believe him
>tell him I'll leave him there if he doesn't get the fuck back up
>he won't ge tup
>i leave
>don't hear from him for a few days
>"the body of a 30 man was found on ______ mountain this morning with a burst stomach."

>>674903466
2 babies, 12 months and 9 months. Accidental. Gave them a vaccine and their bodies reacted negatively to it. I worked pediatrics at the time.

>>674909969
But Mama said to be a good boy and don't ever play with guns?

>>674909783
>>cum on letter and post
else i call this shit
>morality
if thats morality for you you are sick

>>674910430
Nice b8m8

>>674910336
I. FUCKING . LOVE . their breadsticks. So wow. Much taste

>>674910336
So this fat dude gets a call from his personal trainer telling him it's his cheat day and that he's to meet him at Olive Garden? Then he willingly stuff his face while you sit across from him eating nothing. Then he agrees to go for a run up a hill (right next to an olive garden?) with you and continues until his stomach literally bursts?

Naaaat true baby

I have only ever killed animals

>be 16 years old
>have mexican bf who is 29 years old
>we fuck a lot
>get pregnant
>shit, my parents will kill me
>told my parents that i would spend a few days at my best friends place
>actually aborted it and stayed few days at my bf place to recover from it

i dont regret it. i was taking a lot of drugs when i got pregnant. the baby would probably be a vegetable.

>>674906047
Green text m8 were all anons here

>>674910755
Really? A fucking Mexican!? KYS NAO!

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> be me
> be 8 yo
> at the parc with my mom, hey boyfriend and boyfriend's son (6 or 7 yo)
> i'm playing with the kid on one of these thing (pic related, i'm french, dont know the english word for it)
> kid suddenly get off the thing while i'm up
> while i'm going back, the thing on his side hits him in the jaw
> falls head first
> blood everywhere, kid is unconscious
> doc pronouced him dead a few hours later at the hospital

>>674910038
Its from a song

>>674910616
have you even seen band of brothers fuckhead

>>674906467
What worthless piece of shit parents, if your child has that severe of a allergy then they need to carry a epi-pen and double check the food especially if it's happened before

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>>674909330 hot af let me be your cum dumpster baby

>>674910755
1. aborten is ok, but dont make fun of my carrots
2. tits or gtfo

>>674910900
it's a seesaw

>>674907092
Rooting for you, keep up the good work. Also what was your most satisfying kill? Green text it?

>>674910900
it's an uplog

>>674903466
i killed a metally handicapped girl back in '97, by accident.

>>674907625
holy shit you are a sad human being
>kekek we on 4chan are superior psychopaths #ihatenormiesxDDdD

>>674910947
just snapchat me: selinsaridas i am bored right now. and would like to snap a little.

>>674910914
Yeah I know what he's referring to, I'm just calling his story bullshit you dumbass.

>>674911151
so have you seen it or not.

>>674911091
>not being a psychobath
?

>>674909721
>14
>driving

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>>674907412
I'd say that is PTSD.

>>674906467

Also, how hard is it to look in the burger before hand....

I sold a fire batch of fentanyl laced dope to some small-time collegiate drug dealer. I'm sure it killed some dumb junkie kids.

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>>674907092
Go to bed Barry

well, apparently i was supposed to be a twin, but i grew much faster than my womb brother and eventually killed him. i was born healthy as fuck and he was a stillborn.

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>>674911091
>2016
>not having a mental illness as strong as a psychopathy or stronger

>>674911396
have you asked your mom how she felt about both a loss and you at the same time

>>674911259
at some places in the US this is allowed

>>674908243

And you know you're a fucking moronic cunt?

I think people that didn't pass the 6th grade should not be cops

>>674905640
Lmao

>>674911484
wow what the cunt. I learned to drive at 17 and that felt a bit early

>>674911516
well its what cops are told to to, and it was in the 80s
My grandfather fought in WW2 for the nazis

Accidentally choked my father in a drunken brawl untill his head was purple and blood ran from his nose, was able to resuscitate him though. Never did think that would be the use of HLR learnt in Boy Scouts.

>>674911655
forgot rest of post:
so hes still a bad guy?

>>674904669
What did you do with the bodies?

>>674911621
"learnd" it with 15
official learnd it with 16
got my licence with 17
im german

>>674911694
did he commit war crimes?

>>674909722

You should for ever feel ashamed for negligence. That is, if what you say is true. Because I know how 4channers like to make ridiculous lies up because it gives them erection.

>>674910277
please, continue

>>674911516
Lol dumbass.

>>674909586
Calm down retarded faggot

>>674909658
Well, I'll definitely go back to playing runescape

>>674909881
Look at this faggot

>>674910604
but everything else sucks

>>674910250

>as a kid

I feel like I did even though I didn't actually do it. My best friend was occasionally suicidal, and one night he called me really upset and wanted me to come over and hang out, his gf had just broken up with him etc. I had a date planned with a girl myself and wanted to get laid more than I wanted to deal with his bullshit.

He said it was cool he understood, and the next day a mutual friend that lived near him called me telling me he was dead, intentional drug overdose. I've basically become a recluse since then, refusing to try and make any friends because I'm such a shit one I don't deserve any.

ITT: Lying teenaged edgelords.

>>674906448

>be me
>uncle is a drug lord, huge ass mansion
>I want to be like him
>he tells me to fuck of and that he isn't doing it for fun
>fag.png
>talk to his friends
>they start training me as a "sicario"
>earn 500 buckerinos a pop.
>pops are as easy as fuck in mexico
>eventually gets tired of it
>calls it quits
>If i didn't had an uncle, they would have shot me in the face
>profit.

>>674911790
well he fought in stalingrad as a young boy, got wounded, and then fought on a flak
was no voluntary, was not part of the SS, not an officer
my great grand father indee did some some bad stuff at WW1, in verdun,he got a iron cross for it

>>674909969
Shit was so cash

>>674910430

You do good work. Were they nigger babies?

>>674910900
seesaw, and damn that's awful

>>674911476
>>674911476
neither she, nor the doctors knew about my twin until during the delivery. my mom was so shocked that there was another kid in her (he was small enough where he wasnt caught by the nurnses during checkups). she was sad, bu mostly happy that i even survived the child birth, as during delievery, my umbilical cord wrapped around my neck and was suffocated me.

>>674903466
wife had a miscarriage while we were fucking.

she was less than 12 weeks, we didn't know.

felt pretty bad for a while.

>killed my kid with my dick

>>674911428
>>674911224
Incidence of psychopathy among people is 1%

I'm going to go with the 99% that says you're all just edgy losers

>>674912376
what was his name?

>>674912379
kek

>>674912389
>Implying anyone with issues ever goes to a fucking expensive psychiatrist
>Implying you can do anything else once you have been diagnosed with anti socials

>>674912376
>my umbilical cord wrapped around my neck and was suffocated me

lol dumbass

>>674912379
That's a young wife, are you muslim or something?

>>674912531
i dont know, i've never asked

>>674910336
You can't exercise to the point of a burst stomach anon. He would have passed out long before any type of organ damage.

>>674910900
Its a saas

>>674912611
kek, like i had a mutherfucking choice in the matter

>>674912674
6/10. Almost clever

>>674912751

He was talking about your swing-and-a-miss grammar.

>>674912685
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2014/11/really-can-bust-gut-eating-much/

No, I wasn't. Presumptuous autist

>>674911691
>Accidentally choked

>>674913005 meant for >>674912934

>>674910250


Now this... this fucking sounds believeable

>>674912934
Well, my apologies then. *suffocating

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>>674912674
>>674912379

Not that clever, but i still kek'd....no she was 26 and i was 32 at the time.

>>674912950
>really-can-bust-gut-eating-much
I'm not even gonna click that shit, I'm just happy reading that.

>>674913228
good then we can assume anon's story was true.

>>674911343
You are fucking scum. What exactly did they do to deserve potential psychosis/death?

i kill everybody with my dope memes

>>674913203
epic webm

USMC Iraq
We where being taking fire on the convoy just pot shots no big deal than out of no where are lead was shot 4 feet in the air by a IED convoy came to a hault. All boots went to the ground and we just started to wait as the main gunners swept the area. My Sargent told us to walk it off and wait for EOD. Than all I here is just fire fire fire look over there 1 person on top of a villa holdin a video camera told my sarg he tells the CO all I get told to was drop him so I took the shot. Went to go clear the building it was a teenager couldn't be more than 15 years old to this day PTSD kicks my ass and I still do the therapy over it

>>674913405
hahahaha what a pussy.

>>674913356

Who cares, you literal autist? They were a couple of degenerate scum and consumed drugs, thats why they deserved it.

>>674912585
Faggot.

>>674903466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q925lmJPVs

>>674903466
Afghanistan, had 4 different deployments
Killed a lot, some from a distance some up close, might have done a few women and kids, old people too
We had a rule, if they dropped their weapon, they were no longer a combatant, we never followed that rule
Couple of small places, couldn't tell who was who, Lt had us kill everything, even the donkeys and goats
Except for their religion most of these people were whiter than I am, killing other people for the Jews

Home on leave I and about 20 other people ran over some stupid fucker who had run across the freeway, he was dead when I bounced over him, stopped, DA wanted to charge me and a couple of others for murder, grand jury laughed at her, his family sued a bunch of us and lost
Got paid to kill everyone I came across, get medals and a parade, handshakes all around, come home and run over a tweaker and they want to toss me into prision
Still tough not to just grab a rifle and pop some turd in my neighborhood for being an annoying dick, but now that I am a "regular" guy again I can't do what I was trained to do, sometimes it sucks

>>674913405

You did what you had to do anon
thanks for your service.

>>674913405
cool pasta, going to save this

>>674913356
Who gives a shit? I made bank. Fucking faggots that are too stupid to test a new batch of dope by just doing one bag are retards.

>>674913405
>>674913613
samefag

>>674907092
Maximum kekkles

>>674913750
You did what you had to do. As a heroin addict, I thank you for your service

>>674905708
If this is true, I don't even know what to say.

Tnx for sharing tho

>>674910900
Pas de chance mec.

>>674913564
Where you enlisted if you where what grade I was only a e3 till I got out

>>674913505
EDGY
D....G
G....D
YGDE

>>674913613
>>674913931
lol

>>674913505
>consumed drugs
If you think smoking a bit of pot when you're young and dumb is a license for psychopaths to secretly feed you shit that will fuck your mind up without asking, then you're an anti social mouth breather.

>>674903466
Nope

>>674914076
And you're just some retard who likes you jump to conclusions. He said fentanyl-laced dope, not weed

>Implying I think weed is a drug

Educate yourself you worthless libtard

/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>674914076
see
>>674914326

YOU FOOL!

>>674910900
its a teeter totter

>>674914019
Ended my 20 as an SFC, couldn't get any higher so I retired, I had a couple of Article 15's when I first got in, mostly for being drunk and stupid

Not directly but I have pushed a person to suicide once.

>>674914648
Go on

>>674909783
Still waiting for you to deliver, faggot.

>>674914217
It's the same principle dipshit.

>libtard
Nope. Nice buzzwords kiddo. Shame you're too thick to string a coherent argument together. People who drug others against their will (which is what lacing amounts to) are fucking maggot rats and you know it. Talk about a stab in the back.

>>674914076
Yeah dude, dope is heroin. Just trying to make money and get people high as fuck. Not my fault if they do too much and OD. You always test a new batch by doing a little bit. Ffs I even put a fire stamp on the bags.

>>674914036
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>>674914636
Damn I did my 4 and the door
I was 11 bravo what was yours

>>674914749
OP here, just leave me a minute while I finish sucking my transgender friend's black cock.

>>674914770
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>>674914770
Dope fiends want the good shit. When they hear of people ODing on shit they actively seek it out because that means it's fucking good. Leave your mom's basement once in awhile, you'll see what IRL is like.

>>674910616
... Ricky?

>>674914770
Are you retarded?

>>674913564
Wow, okay American Sniper.

>>674910900
putain chaud, les parents devaient être deg

Maybe?

Not gonna greentext cause mobile but I'll try to keep it readable.

At a hatebreed show, like 2002 ish. Manbun,backpack, Dr Martin wearing faggot doing spinning jumpkicks and shit in the pit. Getting real tired of his shit. Catch his leg while he's in the air at one point and slam his ass on the floor. He gets a running start and jumpkicks my jaw. Ispit out a mouthful of blood and toothchunks. Charge his ass. Tackle him into a steel post the old shitty venue had supporting the balcony. Grab man bun and smash his fucking skull into steel till he's limp. Security carried him to door for rescue. His shit was caved the fuck in and I'd guess he had a 50/50 survival rate with the injuries. Almost feel bad about it

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Thought I was going to have to kill a nigger the other day

>be me
>taking left hand turn in left turn lane
>be nigger next to me in straight/right turn lane...taking a left
>light turns green and he thinks I cut him off
>he's honking and I can see him chimping out in my mirror
>thinks he's gonna ride my ass to teach me a lesson or something
>not_today_tyrone.for
>brake check him so hard he has to swerve into oncoming traffic and almost gets hit
>I kek and keep driving
>somehow he catches up to me
>wtf
>he cuts me off at a stop sign and blocks me in
>gets out of his car and approaches me
>unbuckle real quick and get out to meet him
>"cracka mother fucker suck my dick you cracka mother cracka fuck cracka ass cracka!"
>tell him to get back in his fucking car
>he calls me a cracker a million more times and finally does as I tell him and gets back in his car
>mfw I'm conceal carry
>mfw I thought I was going to have to shoot him
>mfw fuckin chimps being chimps

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>>674912219
Billshit. You can't just call it quits. Family or not.

>>674915653
Nah he had a manbun dude. You're good.

>>674915676
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>>674903466
NICE TRY FBI

>>674913505
>degenerate scum and consumed drugs
and you are degenerated scum selling drugs

>>674914736
Met a girl that had severe problems regarding drug addiction, depression/mental problems.
Thought it would be a refreshing change to stuck my dick in some crazy, since last couple of girls I was with were tight and square as nuns.
Couple of months in the relationship I decided I was kind of tired of her crazy and ended it.
She didn't take it too well - hanged herself four days after the break up.

>>674915206
Fucking excellent catch if you mean Ricky 'I'm already writing my speech babeeey' Gervais.