>>674897949

the fact that the sun is up! (January only has 70 hours of sunlight)

>>674897949
Peace and quite.

>>674897949
Building model cars and riding my bicycle

>>674897949
Jerking - but only very temporary
beeing with friends - but not to often in a row. then almost everybody starts to grind my gears with stupid shit. when you see each other for the first tim in 1 month its bearable
...

>>674897949
magic mushrooms

Seeing pictures of yolandi makes me happy

Yes i know im pathetic but i dont stand a chamce woth anyone anyway so might as well fawn pver my ideal women

>>674897949
Carrying my team in dota, knowing that I was the reason we won, especially when a team mate thanks me or an enemy says 'the only reason you won was because of ana'
Feels good as pathetic as it is, makes me strive to improve.

>>674897949
Trying to figure that out tbh fam. Beholding nature, hiking, camping, and all that hippie bullshit seems to work rather well.

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Dreaming about kissing her

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>>674897949
Video games, music and drawing cute furshits. Pic related.

I was going to say video games, but I'm getting bored of them now.
I was going to say having friends, but I have none.
I was going to say money, but I realized it means nothing to me.
I guess just being alone makes me happy, but that may be a lie.

>>674898182
...
watching stand up shows - ex. louis ck, david cross, doug stanhope, jim jeffreies, john oliver, patton oswalt, ricky gervais, tom green so on
spending money - also just temporary
hiking - prefere it with friends, but also alone
gym
...

dreaming about being a pro skater.

>>674898411
Kissing who you posted a picture of some windows

>>674898342
not refering to dota but feeling the same in other competitive activities

>>674898484
...
winning in chess - against better rated opponents gives me a rush im feeling through my hole body. but loosing against worst ratet gamer makes me angry as hell. must be some psycho shit going on in my head but fuck of.
...

>>674898479
pretty much this. best i can hope for is a brief distraction from unhappiness

Drugs

>>674898342
You can get that same feeling from real world achievements too anon.
I hope you can one day.

>>674897949
Nothing. And nothing can take away this unconditional kind of happiness

>>674898446
Next time just say autism

Being alone

The one thing that makes me happy is when I have a check big enough to where there is at least $100 dollars after rent.

>>674897949

My girlfriend and our daughter.

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Vain hope of losing virginity

>>674897949

Building Tesla coils, high voltage transformers, high current discharges/explosions.

That makes me smile like nothing else.

>>674897949
Nothing anymore.

>>674898446
Thems some pretty good draws, friend.

That's... A good question, Anon. Everyone has a different answer. For some, it really is drugs or sex, but for me it's rock and roll. Oh, and a good story in just about any format- novel, greentext and especially a video game. Far Cry 3 made me cream my pants. Good characters are even better. Again, FC3. Oh, and hugs and cuddles. Those make me happy too, but I haven't had any in a long time.

>>674898099
That is Insanely incorrect

Gardening

>>674898644
>>674899055
I do, I am the best programmer in my small uni class and our teacher, a mathematician with a masters said i was better than him and our class, and my class constantly comes to me for help

But funnily enough it doesnt make me feel as good as taking a hard game in dota, maybe im autistic idk.

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>>674897949
Being in love, too bad that rarely happens...

>>674899121
But that would be too easy, you know us autists love to make thing harder for ourselves.

>>674900038
>far cry 3
>good story
>good characters
>pathetic white boy turns to Rambo 2.0 in seconds wiping out islands filled with pirates with no experience or training because he gets magic tattoos

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Cats and weed

>>674900038

Can I play Far Cry 3 on my i3-2100 with integrated intel graqphics 2000?

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>>674898644
Are you actually implying that your team won solely because of you, the carry hero.

Blowjobs

>>674900530
Probably not.

Just look up minimum specs needed on steam.

Making people happy with my sense oh humour, don't care if they like me back or not.
Playing in the orchestra too, I feel I'm connected to all the musicians and I'm being useful (even if I play the viola).
Video games were a big part of my life, but now I'm trying to move on to better hobbies.

Drone photography. It's the tits.

>>674897949

getting shit on by pigeons i just fed

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Boyfriend, family, animals, reading. Pretty basic shit really. Oh and food.

>>674900432
>either die at the end of go with your loser friends that only complain and whine while doing nothing to help while you have to go out and get everything done

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periscope

>>674900190
you dont know where the faggot lives

I want my girlfriend back.. i miss her everysecond of my life but.. badly i can't reach her yet.. i hate this world

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>>674897949
Being one of the best. Having other come for my help or otherwise seeking me out because they know I am that good. I love the challenge and sense of accomplishing something good, you get when teaching others. Having my opinion and presence valued.

>>674900936

but will she ever look up?

>>674900432
Oh, I wasn't talking about Jason. FUCK SNOW WHITE. FUCK HIM, MAN. I'm talking about Vaas and Hoyt, and Sam. Those were some great characters. And hey, he was an American rich boy. He probably had enough prior experience with firearms to get good quick, and was a star athlete in school, so he's obviously already reasonably fit. And it crosses over with AC, so we can't really complain about MacGuffins like the tatau. And hey, the ending was a decent twist even if I more or less saw it coming.

i dont get happy, ive had severe depression my entire life and have struggled with it since even kindergarten where I remember having IBS due to anxiety from depression, running to the bathroom because I had diarrhea the first day of school
i was functional for about.. 20 years? then i got cancer and had a psychotic break, i didn't go crazy it just means i started getting mental issues like anxiety and insomnia and now I take prescription anti depressants and anti anxiety meds, coupled with over the counter sleep aids, because I missed my last appointment due to having extreme pain of a tooth needing root canal

just recently got the tooth pulled, and now looking to set up going to japan to study japanese for 1.5 years, on my post 911 gi bill, because i served in the military when i was 18-21 my 18th birthday was during bootcamp

the reason for me going to japan is because its something ive always wanted to do since i was a kid, and im sort of preparing for death by doing everything i've always wanted to do , like a bucket list

its pretty much the last thing on my list, and i haven't had many desires in my life, so fulfilling this is a big deal

Doing interesting things. Exploring new handcrafts and meeting interesting people.

>>674900983
Your misery makes me happy

>>674900983

It's a shame you can't read either.

>>674898099
>January

wat

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>>674901036

Good luck with everyone anon, live life to the fullest if it's what you really want, try not to hurt anyone on the way please.

>>674898891
i like this guy

>>674901330
i hate people like you who project negativity onto me not once did i ever mention anything about violence. you thought that up, you're the violent one not me. you selfish piece of shit

>>674901595

The fuck are you on about?

>>674897949
Skateboarding, punkrock and going to the rain forest

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>>674900987
I too wanna be the very best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGkcnUy3l-c

>>674900955
I don't think anywhere in the world has 2.3 (70/30) hours of sunlight a day

>>674898099
Is not too bad when the sun is out, but the sun only comes out when it wants to.
-Holden Caufield

drugs

>>674901595
I hope you die in a fire the day after you find out you're cured of all your illnesses

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hanging out with pupper

>>674901657
i wrote very plainly
do i need to write it again, because you're an incompetent piece of shit who cant understand basic english?

>>674901783
At the poles you can have zero sunlight for days upon days. Polar nights. If you live far up in norway, sweden or canada you can have months of january that have very little sunlight. You can go outside at noon and still feel like a neet.

>>674901947
youre just an ignorant child, you can't cure cancer. cancer is a disease and its permanent, being diagnosed means you'll most likely die at a much earlier age, it only goes into remission then comes back, its a death sentence

>>674901783
You do realise that near the poles they have months where it's sunny 24 hours a day and months where there is no sun right?

>>674902142
Okay yeah, but why would anyone, especially someone browsing /b be at the poles

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>>674901991

Yeah I tend to always say make sure you don't hurt people, to anyone that essentially want to yolo it. Based usually around the fact they're probably going to want to bone someone so they should really use protection. No need to pms anon.

>>674902140
...You are a moron.

>>674901783
>january
>day

>>674901595
Emotional hurt does not have to come from violence

>>674898528
Man middle schools fun huh

>>674902140

Damn you're acting like it's the end of the world anon, you can come back from it you know, maybe not being so bitter would help, give it a go next time.

>>674902229
see>>674902087
I didn't say at the poles, I said near the poles, in the south there is no land mass close enough (other than antartica where you are right, there wouldn't really be anyone on /b/ from there) but in the north there are several countries that have towns close enough to see the effects.

>>674899284
Motherfuckin bro. I feel you

>>674902244

It's just the cancer talking

>>674897949
>People being sad with me
>Not having to do anything
>Being alone (Not lonely)
>....DRUGS

Stars
Music
Incense
Being alone
Her

>>674900983
I know how ya fell anon, but you gotta just accept that she aint coming back

Erase her from your life but still remember where shit went fucked in that relationship so you don't fuck up a second time around (when it comes)

>>674898196
really? I think its fucking challenging

>>674902311
it quite literally is the end of the world for me,I am going to die within the next 10-15 years , you can't even comprehend how awful it is to be diagnosed, no amount of second hand experience could prepare you nor will you probably ever understand. its like learning your body is past its due date and youre living on borrowed time.
>>674902244
actually i'm incredibly fucking smart
but good job at trying to spout ad hominem

>>674897949

nothing ;_;

>>674902711

Oh for fuck sake, everyone got to die of something. Any anon that's been reading you bitch could die tomorrow for all you know. Some people are given less than a year to live and you've been given a decade plus? Bitch count yourself lucky and stop being such a sensitive twat.

To catch them is my real test to train them is my cause

>>674902711
What a retard.

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Most importantly: Love, whether romantical, friendship and family love.
Followed by: Good music, good food, good movies, good music, good food, traveling, drugs, alcohol, smoking, loveless fucking

What makes me happy?

Rekt thread

>>674897949
writing music, movies and TV shows

>>674903030
You seem like a good person.
Maybe not someone who works hard, but that's not always a bad thing, and it's based only on what I'm reading. Keep up the good work, or lack thereof.

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>>674903030

Good food twice? You have my vote.

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Big, soft lovepillows... especially when they aren't crazy, but especially when they just want to fuck, cuddle, and get on with their lives until we repeat the process.

Music, especially playing it, especially getting paid to play it.

Knowing I'm making more money than I'm losing (doesn't happen often).

Those moments between optimism and disappointment.

Sm4sh, fapping, and good food.

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>>674897949
been trying to figure out the answer to that question my whole life.

I still don't know

That's a depressing question.

>>674903006

I think he's buggered off to cry now.

>>674903142
Thanks anon. I'm actually a hard worker. I have so little to do in life I work all days. Even regularly on saturdays and sundays.

>>674903408
Good food is very important. As long as the food is good, I feel home. Wherever I am.

>>674903533
>Big, soft lovepillows... especially when they aren't crazy
Pretty much all fat chicks have mental issues

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>>674903909

>>674903909
what is good food?

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music

>>674903967

Don't worry I'll fix that for you

>pretty much all chicks have mental issues

>>674904079
Your taste in music is shit.

>>674900824
Fuck off you faggot.

>>674904088
back to r9k, pepe

Buying veal, warming it up in the microwave and fucking it until my penis is red from the meat heat.

>>674904184

never said otherwise

>>674904184
kek you took the words outta my mouth.

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Fapping to traps

I lift around 10k kgs a day. 2hrs cycle and 12hr work a day. My time off sleeping makes me semi happy.

>>674900987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_L4Rixya64

>>674897949

Tranquility

Having Food

Listening to Radio Shows

Preferably all together.

>>674904384

>not fucking a real calf

You'll get there one day son.

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>mfw nothing makes me happy

>>674904734
pawpaw pls

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At this point in my life, beer and black pussy

>>674900546
typical carry meathead... horp dorp I right click goodest in worlde

cats, gaming, food

>>674904821
kek

I enjoy being passionate about things.

>>674897949
>no drugs
Nothing really.

Colours

I beat dat ass GANG GANG

>>674905626
What are they like?

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Getting through a day without low blood sugar episode or hyperventilating.

Gettig through day without thinking about breaking up with my lovely girlfriend because I want variance in pussy.

Getting through day without breaking my back at work.

Looking in mirror. Im a good looking bastard for a 30 year old.

My family all being in relative good health.

Hanging out with nephews.

Playing coop games with friends.

Yeah thats about it.

Cute femboys and girls. Motorcycles. Drugs.

>>674905737
Magical

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>>674905748

>>674905815
That's the best way I could imagine them, thank you.

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>>674897949

>>674897949
crack.

>>674898342
You sound like a cunt

playing my instruments
listening to music
food
books
tea

>>674897949
listening to new music i like, pretty much listening at all.

>>674906133
edgy teen detected.

500 mg of inb4drugs a day keeps me goin

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This, and my soon to be desktop. And dabs

>>674897949
Why are you on DPRK anon? YOU SHOULD GET OUT THERE AND BE MY WAIFU.

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>>674897949
Past girlfriends used to make me happy, years ago I would've said that. Freedom makes me happy, the ability to do what I want, when I want makes me happy. It may sound weird, like we all have that, but I never felt the way I do now before and I wish I had.

Is this just growing up? I'm not as cynical as I was in my early 20's.

>>674897949
booze and women, sometimes drugs

>>674906230
>things that make you happy describe your personality and age

>>674897949
Learning

>>674898446
more drawing please?
I really like that shit.

Fishing makes me happy.

>>674906036

You wish

Mairjuana, music

>>674906386
>books
>tea
>musical instruments
you just sound like a punk. Or an art school student. In which case kill yourself.

>>674898479
yeah pretty much this for most of life. Only time im happy is when ive saved enough money to travel

>>674906603
crack makes me happy. It's relatively benign and costs about as much as a soda.

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>>674901036

My son
My dog
>& drug

>>674906648
wrong and wrong again, buddy.

>>674906699

Does it really make you happy?

>>674898342


>This
>>674906076

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>>674906782
I know what would make you really happy...

>>674897949
My Mary Jane is what makes me happy and it ain't a drug, its my medicine.

>>674906806
Yup. Chemically it releases the same substances that being happy does, and in larger quantities.
So I'm happier than you when I do it.

>>674906653
I travelled for 8 years. Shits boring now.

You realize that seeing places in documentaries is not all that bad. Also people dont give a fuck where youve been. So easy for anyone to get on a plane these days.

Everyones hanging out in North Korea these days ffs.

Soon the world is going to be a big coffee coloured mess.

>>674906859
*her

>>674906891

>Daddy

>>674897949
People BMing me on Hearthstone as I'm getting my dick rubbed is a pretty good start to being somewhat happy, albeit a different kind.

>>674897949
League of Legends (oh yes the hextech system) Drunken Peasants (the NEWS)
being comfy

Knowing that no matter what tomorrow brings, OP will always be a faggot.

>>674907251
League makes me depressed. I've never been so stressed and chainsmoked to a game other than league of legends even if I only get to play 1-2 games a day. Shit is what yo, also fuck hextech, it's so gay and gives you shit you already have but it's better than nothing for getting S's I guess, especially for new players.

>>674897949
Hanging out with my friends, school shenanigans, listening to music, learning something new, doing math, seeing someone work hard for something and getting what they worked for, seeing the good that some people do in the world, helping people with their problems.

Dunno, that's pretty much it.

>>674901036
wow we might be one and the same person

>>674902608
not >>674898196
but they also only make me feel a "happy rush"

animals, especially great mammals and birds
everytime I see pretty birds doing their stuff or cats strolling outside and looking adorable I smile

>>674901036
Japan does not want mentally disabled people. You will be granted short stay... you will never be allowed to set up there.

Japanese women are equally dismissive of damaged men, if not more so.

Sorry to burst your bubble but you are better off finding something more constructive/realistic to aim for.

porn

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>>674907530
>League makes me depressed
It's how you allow yourself to feel about the game and you've accepted that it's appropriate to rage/feel depressed after a loss or several drawbacks.

I've played for 4 years and have over 6,000 games played, over the seasons I have drastically changed and can't gain negative feelings about the game anymore. Then again, I play in diamond elo so the chat is pretty much empty 95% of the time but I've experienced gold elo toxicity and I know it's struggle.

Just train yourself to feel differently about the shit that's going down and the game will be an entirely different environment.

(USE MUTE BUTTON IF IN GOLD ELO OR BELOW)

> gives you shit you already have
I'm certain that'll change soon but even if it does
>it's better than nothing for getting S's I guess

I mean just earlier I've gotten Astronautilus without spending a penny so it's a very great feeling.

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>>674901036
No way you will be granted a student visa with such mental health issues. I worked for HK immigration for years. Just throwing that out there. Japan is more stringent.

New plan anon. Find one.

>>674897949
elf satya

>>674897949

The ocean

Being with a girl I love. Never happens though

Being on stage performing songs with my band. Those moments when you see people enjoying our musik is pure gold for my soul. Sometimes we even meet people who know our names and the lyrics of our songs but we dont know those people. Great feeling, even if we are one of those unknown small bands with just a handfull of followers

>>674897949
I enjoy the sound of silence

Drugs

>>674897949
Mania. I have been pretty much perpetually happy for nearly 3 months now. Like, dance, skip, and sing in public happy. The only thing that isnt super exciting is knowing that when I finally come down I am probably going to crash straight to crippling suicidal depression. Until then, I am just going to live this super awesome life

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her

>>674900987
+1

>>674902486
..yes.. :')

>>674897949
Being alone while doing my own thing. I'm a loner but I don't feel lonely.

>>674897949
Working out. I have never felt more alive than when my heart is racing, my muscles ache and I can feel the pain for two days after.

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>>674898196
Yea this

>>674910056
Ah, the good old atomic hangover level workout fatigue

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>Feeling loved (rare, but it happens)
>being in the middle of nowhere
>finally learning difficult concepts
>sleeping in a cozy bed on a chilly morning

Reading this thread
Beatiful weather outside
Going out for a bike ride
sugar coffee and nicotine
feeling no anxiety thanks to yesterday's weed smoking
listening to gansta rap
celebral feeling because of soon to finished upper secondary school

I don't know. Of course the are moments of happiness but they're just moments, mostly physical related and followed by pity and and selfcondemnation.