YlylGold Edition
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>>674894388
>>674894727
I just threw up in my mouth
>>674894428
I did not see that coming...too good m8 too good
I've got no more.
>>674895842
Lost
>>674894681
Lost
>>674894569
ok that one got me.
>>674895431
Go fuck yourself faggot, my screen's dead.
>>674894569
once said "it's just a game" to a brazilian exchange chick after 7-1. mistakes were made
This
is
all
Terrible.
>>674896867
Story?
>>674897113
Repost everything from the green text thread
>>674897187
no, just this one, it was the only one that i thought was funny
>>674897077
>be me
>21 yo hungarian uni student
>enroll in some shit class just because brazilian exchange students (majority of them are grills)
>there's a really cute one i wanna get to know
>things go gr8, but we only hang out so far
>that fateful day cometh
>i share a vid about the match. german pint of beer crushing a coctail with little brazilian flag
>she writes me a pm that she doesnt like it etc
>next day she is legit angry with me
>mfw i blew my chance with this shit
>>674894476
Lost
>>674895685
Thats so cute..
>>674897661
Katawa Shoujo
>>674895780
Lost.
I really really like this image :)
>>674895487
Almost. The rest of the thread up to this point has been for babies. Get this reddit-level content out of here, faggots.
>>674895949
thank the lord
>>674895543
Lost it!
>>674897960
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>674897960
Is that blood, lori?
>>674898489
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>674894840
chuckled
>>674898319
>thos
>>674898343
Normally I'd agree
That looks like a bloody condom wrapped banana
>>674895780
Lost hard. It's the face.
Posting a legend.
>>674898724
lost hard lol
>>674894253
I see you, trying to meme your shitty app
>>674894428
lost nigger, wasn't expecting that
>>674897522
>mfw
>>674894476
fantastic
>>674899361
Lifetime full of regret is what makes it funny
>>674894476
Frankenstein was the doctor
>>674898724
I must have the source
>>674895675
Lost
r8 my gf
>>674899045
Someone should shop trumps hair on that
>>674899505
But doesn't it stand to reason that the monster's name was Adam Frankenstein?
>>674899580
ugly as shit
>>674894253
you sure this isn't ylyl leddit edition?
>>674898724
Oh holy shit
>>674898859
tl;dr
>>674897522
sounds like you dodged a bullet there mate, people that loses their shit for stupid shit like that are usually stupid
>>674898724
One wrong move and it's bitten off.
Just sayin.
>>674899995
It bothers me that it isn't mirrored.
>>674894524
*become
Kill yourself
>>674899045
Lost
>>674898618
Lost ,that was unexpected.
>>674898598
I laughed harder than I should have.
>>674899228
lost
>>674898837
Kek, he's going legit now fam.
>>674899668
got you covered fam
>>674898859
God bless. Lost.
>>674898893
What a bitch, still keked though.
>>674901170
kek
>>674901374
Nein o'clock
>>674901359
thank you mir Poseidon
>>674898859
lost. fucking died
>>674895257
Underrated post
>>674895431
>the rear suspension instantly snaps
Holy shit that fucking guy
>>674901456
that was actually well written
>>674895288
omg please tell me this happened
>>674895780
fucking lost
