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Let me explain how oranges made me realize I'm gay (pic related)
>Grow up in Florida eat oranges all the time
>Since I was a little shit I have perfected the art of peeling an orange with one unbroken peel
>start from the top peel down the middle then pull off the side flaps, do this my entire life since I found it most efficient
>Be me 25 and merrily peeling my orange in my jobs break room >coworker comes by and asks
>"why do you always make dicks out of your orange peels?"
>I laugh at the absurdity of his statement, funny guy my coworker
>look down at my now naked orange see the peel, think to myself "what dick?" Then I cock my head looking down
>OH FUCK OH FUCK
>(pic) my life flashed before my eyes right then, all those times I had an orange for lunch, in the cafeteria in 4th grade at my grandparents when visiting...dicks I created orange dicks at at all of those places.
> hundreds upon hundreds of dicks throughout my life I left a trail of orange penises without realizing it.
>coworker left then, must have saw his question triggered a life changing moment in me
>there I sat, a newly made gay man, in a small break room alone with my penis peel
>>674891549
My sides m8
>>674891549
No way
>>674892776
It's true, have to stop myself from making a peel penis every time I peel an orange now. Old habits die hard
Her name is Javiela. She cheated on me for a few months before I figured it all out. It hurts like a bitch and it's my time for payback. I am here by today releasing all her videos( bitch loved getting in the ass , jesus that pussy) She is also legal I promise. http://www28.zippyshare.com/v/xo4I7vnh/file.html Will be removed in 5 mintues. /b/ OP is not a fag <3 54
>>674888668
>how to take a screenshot
>>674895972
You made it too small, i cant read that.
>>674893997
kek
>>674891549
fuckin saved!
>>674895289
Get outta here virus guy. Has any of your attempts even worked?
>>674895397
holy fucking kek
>>674894779
FUCK
Contn?
>>674898700
Bump away
>>674891549
lol´d
>>674900339
my sides
>>674891549
kek of all keks !
>>674891549
saved
>>674895850
The fuck did I just read here ?
>>674904793
What kind of service would automatically upload any pic you take straight to Facebook? That's fucking retarded.
Even clueless soccer moms who only take pics to show off their "perfect" life on Facebook and never use it for embarrassing porn related shit will pick and choose what they put onto social media.
cunt<
>>674895397
fuck love 4 chan.
>>674905169
You can set the auto upload sync shit for facebook to automatically make it public. No idea as to why you would do that though. Got a few good nudes from people I know with the facebook sync if I know their password.
>>674904925
kek
>>674891549
lol 10/10
>>674905743
That's me calling bullshit on the story, so yeah I get it
