>be you
>survivor of the apocalypse
>to your knowledge, the last man on the planet
>after weeks of searching, scavenging, you come across a woman
>a nigger, to be precise
>for a nigger, she ain't bad looking
>she leads you to where she's been living; a spacious mansion with unlimited food, working utilities, all the comforts of home
>she says you can share this space with her if you only fuck her brains out twice a week
>wat do?
>>674876865
are you autistic?
Chop off dick.
Shove hot poker up ass
>>674876981
No, I'm Dan.
>>674876865
I'd rather kill my self.
>>674876865
how is this even a question?
>>674876865
i barfed inside my mouth
go to mansion, fuck nigger so hard she has plantation flashbacks and dies and keep mansion to myself
I would do a sex to her and wonder where the utilities are coming from.
I'd fuck the shit out of her.
>>674877233
checked and kekd
>>674876865
When in doubt, whip it out.
At least my kids would be half white.
>>674876865
>for a nigger, she ain't bad looking
>kill op
Fuck her brains out every fucking night you racist faggot
Unless she's an uga buga nigger then just movie into the house next door or build a place next door
If she remotely as good looking as the pic in the op my dick would gladly spill seed in her holes
>>674876865
>survive apocalypse
>utilities still working
You're pretty new
>>674877757
Fuck, have the summerfags come out already? No one cares how long you've been here, cuck.
>>674876865
What the fuck is wrong with her wrist
>>674877757
Oldfags can be just as autistic
>>674877068
Laughed harder than I should have.
>>674876865
>only fuck her brains out twice a week
>ONLY
>FUCK HER BRAINS OUT
>TWICE A WEEK
Jesus Christ are there actually human beings who have a hard time with this? I'd fuck her every day.
>>674876865
Say to her "Niggers don't have brains. Now what?"
>wat do?
kill it, claim the mansion as my own
>>674878506
I always have trouble putting the brains back inside her head
>>674878379
haha kill yourself my man
>>674876865
Not a problem, you could still theoretically breed out the nigger.
Fuck her, have kids, kill the males, as soon as the females bleed, fuck them, now 1/4 black kids. Allow some males in this generation. Set up a clear cast that Blacks are less and that this pattern must be repeated.
She has aids
Death sentence either way
Jump off nearest cliff to be able to claim the title of Eradicator of Humans
>>674876865
Can't get it up for her any more than I could for my dog. End Scenario. Breeding impossible. Fuck a better looking animal until death takes us.
>>674878730
Nope, if being broke and jobless won't make me kill myself some faggot on 4chan has no hope.
>>674876865
No thx, I'll better die starving.
>>674878990
What did you eat today?
>>674876865
Kill her, take mansion, find a white woman that survives without whatever welfare her, "Unlimited food is" it's probably the kind of bullshit that caused the Apocalypse.
"Well, I guess dying a radiation is worse then dying form AIDS."
>>674876865
>twice a week
:/
Negotiate gobbies.
>implying you wouldn't fuck this willingly
Sure are a lot of queers and crackers on /b/.
>>674876865
>only fuck her brains out twice a week
If she looks like OPs pic? Fuck her twice a day.
>>674879137
A hot dog and some chili
M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL-KILL-KILL
>>674879753
Not poor enough. Get yourself some ramen without the flavoring packets.
>>674879137
your otter's cunt
>>674877068
Why did I laugh at this? God dammit.
>>674879137
some dirt, cant afford food
>>674879964
>Unreal Tournament Quote
Mein nigger
>>674879964
>dat UT99
I still play quite often.
>>674878836
>>674878836
Inbred niggers.. can you imagine the retardation that would rise from them?
All pink on the inside /b/ros. Id fuck a black woman even if it wasnt the apocalypse and the utilities didnt work. Why does it have to be taken to such extremes? Lol
Doesn't matter had sex
>>674876865
sharpie in pooper, then dick in pooper
>>674876865
I hate niggers as much as the next guy, but if she isn't full blown Africa face then I'm good to go.
>>674876865
I would fuck her, but only in the ass.
If I'm the last man alive and she's the last woman alive, that nignog is getting the seed. Out of principle the males would be killed though because they're too violent.
>>674877377
then do your children, and they'll be 3/4 white. Repeat forever for white baby
>>674877068
I, too, laughed harder than this post probably deserved.
I'd continues onwards in search of intelligent life
>>674883484
Fucking win
keep searching for human being and till then, fucking corpses