>>674874979
One man with a gun. We can just chill in a tower and snipe the fuckers. Aside from the mice, but they can be stomped on.

>>674875558
Good luck with 50 hawks gouging out your eyes and diving at the speed of bullets

>>674875558
A tower was never apart of this, not to mention ammo + reload time

>>674874979
i choose 1000 mice. All the other animals will be distracted while i make an awesome escape on the skid of a helicopter.

>>674874979
50 hawks is clear choice.

>>674874979
15 wolves would easily kill 3 lions or 3 bears. That's 5 wolves per.

A single wolf can kill a cougar. 5 wolves can easily kill a bear, lion, or gorilla.

>>674877548
hawks would rek wolves. Gouge eyes etc.

Guy with a gun. Not because he can protect you better but because of you don't pick a guy with a gun the guy with a gun will kill you. I mean, a his enemy. Regardless what animal you pick he doesn't have to kill them, he just has to kill you. And a bullet is faster then any animal.

>>674879450
the gamble is that your animal kills him first

>>674874979
Guy with gun is literally the only hope you have of living, and even then, its so insignificantly small, it doesn't matter.

>>674879601
So the gamble is that an animal will be able to run faster then a bullet or the guy with a gun will miss possibly several times. Those are some shit odds.

>>674874979
The only winning move is not to play.

>>674875558
Hawks would fuck you up easily. Bulls would destroy you. Crocs would ensure you never leave your shitty little tower alive. Wolves would eat the scraps and piss on the shredded remains of your genitalia. You'd get the Bears though.

>>674878287
Hawks and wolves are op. A couple of silverbacks would wreck shit also though.

>>674880188
He'd have to not miss fifty times with the Hawks. Would never happen. Guy with gun is weakest choice.

>>674881231
The two gorillas are easily the weakest team.

>>674880188
does the fight start with him pointing the gun at you? how far away is he? are the hawks already in the sky? too many questions/

>>674881502
They could wreck any other team. Gorillas are crazy strong and smart. You've just never seen them in action.

>>674881378
The Hawks have to first get to the guy with the gun. The guy with a gun just has to point and shoot. To start the fight the Hawks would have to be almost already on top of him for them to be of any effect.

>>674881743
The only other team they have even the slightest chance at is the bears. They're not that strong, or fast. They're not hunters and they're quite stupid. They're just not good enough to justify there only being 2 of them.

>>674881530
they start on the ground
with summoning sickness

>>674874979
Anyone who wouldn't choose the person to protect is stupid, we got our position as the dominant animal on earth because we are really good at killing shit. We make species extinct without even trying

>>674875700
they cant fly into a building without being shot dipshit hold out in a defensive position,

>>674882504
We make species extinct without trying as a group. As a pair, we're useless.

Are those mice or rats? If it's a thousand rats, then fuck. A thousand rats could swarm any of this shit pretty easy. The hawks are the only hard ones, but I only see the rats losing in a battle of attrition.

>>674882749
Not with the current technology we hold and even improvised weapons can kill animals, and human's can set traps because thr animals aren't as intelligent, make a choke point and their numbers wont make a difference

guy with gun to protect
alligators to try to kill me
alligators are fucking slow and lazy as fuck
yeah maybe in water you're fucked but anywhere else they can't do jack shit
hell give me anything to protect me alligators are barely any threat at all.

>>674882749
There's a reason why they say humans "The most Dangerous Game"

>>674883167
"Not with current technology"
That technology was built with a team.

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>>674874979
This is the only similar thing I have.

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>>674883240
Alligators can run fast as hell dude.

>>674883510
Like.. doctor Manhattan is the best option right?

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>>674883425
I cant tell if you're trolling or just really fucking stupid. Humans have been making tools and weapons to hunt animal;s for over 100,000 years its not that difficult even by yourself.

>>674883675
A human, in the last 100,000 years, has never made a species extinct by themselves with any tool.

I cant tell if you're trolling or just really fucking stupid.

>>674883658
Dunno. You have some heavy hitters there. Don't know how Doc will do against something like Khorne.

>>674883510
Dr. Manhattan can just drop you off on Mars while he goes back and disintegrates them all.

>>674881378
He isn't going to even try to shoot the hawks. He can likely kill me with his first shot, and then it's over, and no amount of the hawks killing the hunter afterwards will bring me back.

>>674883910
thart might make a difference when the animals are never ending but they are limited. if animals killed even lone humans easily we wouldn't be the dominant life, a human's brain is its greatest strength. A human knows how to avoid a booby trap, most animals cant and wouldn't be able to use a weapon from afar hell, humans could create a defensible position nullifying the number advantage of the animals

>>674874979
roll

>>674884560
reroll

>>674874979
This seems unwinnable. If you don't pick the guy with the gun, he kills you immediately. The rats can kill everything here except the hawks, and several things can kill the hawks. Nothing here is dominant across the board in the numbers given.

Also, everyone is underestimating the wolves. 15 wolves will easily kill everything here except the rats and the hawks. Wolves do fucked up shit like have one stand in front of you while two more sneak up behind and take out your achilles. It if was 3 or 4, like the other bad asses on that list, maybe. But 15? Even if that hunter has a machine gun, he isn't stopping that many.

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>>674884386
You keep saying "humans"
This scenario is "human."

1 human is not going to kill the other 1089 animals listed with just that gun, even with unlimited ammo.

A group of humans? Ya easy. A single human. Its not gonna happen, not if they all want you dead.

>>674884930
Honestly, I'm not sure if he could kill any of those groups alone, never mind working together. The gun is useless on that many rays, even with buck shot. He might get one of the bears, but not all three. All 50 hawks before they peck his eyes out? Unlikely. Literally no chance at all with the wolves. 7 bulls? Too many angles, even if he's running. It takes like 10 guys and a lot of ambushing to kill a lone lion. 3 at once, actively trying to kill you, not just escape? Not a chance. Maybe the 2 gorillas, if they start far enough off that he can take shots as they close. Maybe.

The only thing the hunter can effectively kill on this list is you.

>>674883648
no they fucking can't lol
it looks fast when you watch them but they only go like 10mph max on land. And even when they do run they can only sprint for a few seconds they don't have stamina for much same with all reptiles
literally the easiest choice if you know anything about alligators

>>674884930
there's 2: you and him/her, or could you not help?that wasn't stated in the challenge

>>674882143
>They're not that strong
Are you retarded or meerly just pretending to be

>>674884930
if the arena is large enough and the animals start far enough away from you a single hunter has the best chance of killing or scaring off the remaining options

>>674885443
Even with 2 humans, the thousand rats would wreck your shit.

>>674875921
You are right fuck nuts, you get a man with a rifle and no ammo. Fuck you must be lonely irl

Bulls are the only way to go, assuming they're organized and don't just run amok.

>>674874979
who ever made this is retarted. bears are stronger than gorillas. yet you only get 2 gorillas lol.

>>674885668
not if you get the high ground. The major advantage of the humans is our ingenuity.

>implying any of these will protect you against 1000 savage mice

>>674876463
>an awesome escape on the skid of a helicopter
Fuck. I used to draw this all the time when I was a kid.

>>674886029
Unless your high ground is a place that the rats cant climb and swarm, you're fucked.

>>674886029
Rats are excellent swimmers

>>674877548
A single wolf over a fucking cougar?!?!?
Nigger, where the FUCK are you getting your facts from???

i'll take the wolves

Yes, if your human gets to be with you in an apache, or you guys sit in an underground bunker and launch nukes, you can win. But the picture doesn't show that. You get that Elmer Fudd looking mother fucker with his bolt action duck rifle.

>>674886773
>bolt action duck rifle
found the nogunz

>>674883658
No, cuthulu is basically a god in a realm that is so beyond our own that it appears as twisted geometry to us. He is so far above and advanced that he's inconceivable

>>674883648
They have "seemingly" quick bursts on land but their little T-Rex legs are quite useless out of water.

>>674886948
There's no tube or mag on that gun. Tell me where it's holding more than one round.