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brothers, I just confessed my feelings to a 4 year old femal
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brothers, I just confessed my feelings to a 4 year old female friend and got rejected.

First she claimed that she was doing it out of good will, then it turned out I don't have enough money to make her happy (she didn't literally said so, but made it sound that way).
Anyway, now I got the rest of the night for myself, and given the fact that I can't sleep cause I have night shift at work.

Would you guys mind dumping your best bawww images?

Thanks in advance. I know it is not the end of the world, but meh, I'm a bit disappointed.
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>>674867799
nigga she's 4
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>>674867799
I think that's illegal in most countries
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>>674867799
why don't you just stop being poor>
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>>674867958
>>674867995


lol.

I meant I have know her for 4 years. not that shes actually 4
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>>674867799
??? no shit she rejected you she's not even hit puberty
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>>674867799
Of course you got turned down retard, a 4 year old has no concept of love.
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>>674868410
good lord.

what a dumb fuck.
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fuck you nigger get cancer in your asshole
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>>674867799
dude, don't you get it? You are in the friend zone. been her "friend" for 4 years. If there was ever going to be any type of relationship or even a drunken mercy fuck, it would have happened by now. Should try being an alpha instead of a beta fag for a change.
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>>674869307


talk me out of the "beta fag"
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>>674867958
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>>674868613
fucking real cancer, thx m9s
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>>674869307
>You are in the friend zone. been her "friend" for 4 years.
Pretty much this. Don't try to "act alpha" though. The alpha male bullshit is a myth. Just do what you need to do to mend your broken heart and move on. Courting other girls kinda helps. Ask some broad who you don't even like if she wants to go out some time. Her reply doesn't even matter. Just get it off your chest.
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>>674867799
a 4 year old?
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>>674870278
that sound like the most autistic idea i have ever read in a post, but if you really think so, i guess it is leg it
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>>674869858
Learn how to properly write out your threads you fucking retarded faggot
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>>674870872
>>674868410
red dis anon
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>>674871179
fuk dat m9, i sexual identify as a pyrocynical and my name is nofuckers m9, blaze it
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>>674871179
nu
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>>674871179
>mfw this is /b and dis nigga wants other anon to, write properly
you sir get two, no, three keks from me
kek
Kek
KEK
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>>674871378
>underage nignog confirmed
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>>674871179
fucking NORMIE, get the FUCK OFF OUR BOARDS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>674871654
You don't fucking say Mr. Captain Obvious Shercock, want a star to go with that statement?
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>>674869502
sexualize her without being a creep. I'm betting that you are very sweet, supportive and nurturing which is great. But in being all those things without letting her know that you have a dick that she should be cautious of, you have turned yourself into her asexual brother figure. Don't just be nurturing, be honest. If she asks how she looks, let her know that "that shirt doesn't look great on you. Makes you look flat chested and honest;y, you have a great rack." And give her a bit of shit. Don't always sympathize with whatever plight she is going through. Show her that you have some balls and disagree if you don't believe she is in the right. If you're always amicable and stroke her hair while saying, "you poor dear." then you have automatically reduced yourself to her gay friend. But if she senses that you have sex on your mind and that you have the sack to be aggressive and not be a doormat, then you're, at last, one step AWAY from the friend zone. But still, don't be a dick. Be honest, assertive and show that you have sexual MALE desires, but don't be a creep or an asshole. Women respond to confidence, strength and compassion mixed with a good sense of humor and obviously looks. So make sure your gym game and presentation are on point.
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>>674871654
you know i think you might be right
>mfw i knew all along, and faggot wasted a post just to say so, shitposting fuck
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>>674872009
nothing more annoying than a 12 yr old samefaggot
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>>674872125
>fucking hell wut?
sorry mate it is late, and i didn't catch one meaning in this gibberish, can you rephrase please?
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>>674872272
yeah this thread is shit now, thanks for letting me know something i already knew, really helps
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>>674872603
anytime
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>>674872463
it basically translates to, "lift weights and don't be a fucking doormat"
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>>674872272
wow wow wubbzy mister, you got em all, and i dont even watch pokemon, are you a focking wizard?
but in all seriousness, i just needed to shit post cause I'm a little tired and agitated, thanks for understand mate
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>>674872867
ok thx, i got it now :)
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>>674872905
also not 12 mate, just young hearted, or spirited or wut ever
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>>674873124
>>674872905
>>674872272
and i watch to many memes and mlg vids, prob need to lay off em a while m9
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>>674873221
and i live wit my mum
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Can we just annual ate that thread by posting more of the girl in OP's gif?
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>>674867799

This fuckin nigger just got turned down by a 4 year old because he's too poor. What the fuck, you're a nigger, we all know you don't have the coin for the gumball machine, just break the fuckin glass to make her happy! Fuckin A niggers are so dumb.
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>>674873257
and i am under my age weight average, a little scrawny to be honest, probably need to eat more too, and healthy food that will make my gain some more weight
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>>674873332
>off by one
great now i need to fucking kill myself, why do you do this, do you enjoy my pain and suffering?
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>>674873577
>>674868099
>>674867799
really only three checks? hm
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>>674873124
>>674873221
>>674873257
>>674873435
only two off these are true, can you decide which ones anon?>>674872272 cause you are such a legend
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>>674867958
>>674867995
Come to Canada, you get to bang toddlers in the street and nobody bats an eye.
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>>674873869
i didnt post this, or these
>>674873257
>>674873221
>>674873435
did post dis>>674872905
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>>674874241
she is not four years of age you cucks
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>>674867799
anyone have sauce on that gif
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>>674874432
bump
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well this thread had a little, uh, hiccup, but now its back to the fapps and porn, oh and sauce>>674867799
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>>674874432
why dont you stop being a dumb loser and use the "Search Google for image" button
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>>674874410
Top Kek
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>>674874792
yes, yes it is, read this to understand>>674868410
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>>674874974
moar lik dis, fuking plez
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>>674874974
more of this one pls
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>>674875501
No ur
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>>674875560
fag
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>>674867799

hey look at the guy in OP's picture grab that fake tit. he's all like

"EYM TOWTALLY GRABBING THIS BEWB" or some gay shit. what a fag.
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>>674875501
>>674875560
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>>674875733
wat the fuck, i thought i could fapp in peace, wat is dis shit?
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>>674868410
Read what you wrote dumbass. It made you look like a sick fuck pedo.

You've been friend zoned. Get over it, get your own life in order (i.e. make a decent living), and you'll find a new woman.
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>>674867799
You need this op
http://frtyb.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/Cheesepizza
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>>674868410
Thats sucks. I haven't tell anyone my feelings for someone before, it sounds scary as hell. But I have lost a couple of chances that just might have been. I suppose i can make you feel better by me feeling worse about it. Not that it helps much but...
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