>people who post on b

What if you use slang ironically? People who use slang ironically are usually the people that help kill it.

>>674865143
>>people who drive trucks for work

?

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>OP

>>674865143
>people who use slang
You do realize that literally everyone uses slang words.

>people who drive jeeps
>US school teachers

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>>674865343
>people obsessed with doing things ironically

>>674865143
fuck u man dis is the way we speak innit fam

>>674865143
>people who stereotype? and believe that anyone else gives a shit about their respect?

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>>674865143
>People who are diabled by choice IE fat
>People who live on welfare
>People who think other peoples opinions hurt them
>People who do drugs and cant afford them
>People who dont know how to cook food for themselves
>People who get parking violations
>People who are payment poor
>People who call into work sick but they are not sick just lazy
>People who like sports like its a religion
>People who drink only soda or other sugar drinks
>People who think its cool to be stupid/lack education
>People who have AIDS
>People who dont answer their phone but text .1233 seconds later explaining why they cant talk

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>>674865446
>"fam" detected
get your ass off /b/ you degenerate

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>>674866208
>people who answer questions with questions
have the confidence to be a man for once in your life you degenerate

>Men who think waking around with stubble looks good
>People who breed
>Anyone who doesn't wear a watch
>People who drink soda

>people who use slang
You do realize phrases like slang and itt are both slang right

Slang is slang for shortened language btw

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>>674866215
>people who have AIDS
>edgelord

>>674866215
The cooking one is a good one

>people that care about their jobs.
>people who complain about lazy people.
>people that think their existence is important.
>people that suck up to others.
>people that give a fuck about anything.
> you

>>674865143
People who drive trucks for work?

So EMTs, firefighter, railroad workers, electricians, plumbers, linemen, some cops, forest service, marines, soldiers, long haul truckers....

Basically all of the people that work hard to allow worthless people like you the amazingly privileged existence you live.

>Bonus: Captcha is commercial trucks.

>people who don't do the due Mountain Dew.

>>674867402
Fuck off you rancid swine.

>>674865143
>people who drive trucks
Get beat up much?

>>674865143
Gun owners.

>>674865143
>people who drive trucks for work

Huh?

>>674867552
>butthurt intensifies

>>674865143

>people who base how much they respect someone based on superficial qualities that don't affect anyone

op is once again a faggot

>>674867402

Yes. Fuck emts and linemen.

Linemen hold up traffic. Like wtf get out the way amirite?

>>674867552
So like.... no answer then?

You're just a weak, worthless little hipster leach on society?

Damn man, sometime I wonder why the real men in this country even work if it only benefits little faggots like you.

>>674867592
>Carl detected
enjoi Saudi of rabia
no Arab spring for you

>>674867402
>uses actual truck drivers as the last example. . .

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>>674867102

your mom faggot

>people who spend all their time on an online imageboard

>>674867303
>people who voted for bernie sanders

>>674867822
What the fuck? I just don't like private citiZen redneck fucktards owning guns.

>>674867797

Because they are stupid. A sucker is born every minute

>>674867797
Why don't you do the dew, faggot?

>>674867303
probably bait but

>you might want to dull that edge a bit

>>674867846
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>>674865143
Fuck every one of those lottery ticket buying cock suckers. There should be a separate line for them, or just shoot them, either way fuck off you lotteryfags

>>674868171
Lol

>>674867991

>teabaggers

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>>674868021
>not realizing this is exactly what the oppressed people of North Africa were considered before they used guns to liberated themselves
too easy spud
>mfw

>respect everyone until given a reason based on their actions and character to do otherwise

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Bill Cosby..

Bernie fucking Sanders is a fucking cunt who's going to lose to a bigger fucking cunt! Eat shit your socialist fucking faggots

>>674868242

>people that swallowed the blue pill aka sheeple

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>>674868325
>people upset that hillbillies turned BO into a sixx year lame duck
Try hard fgt

>>674866215
I used to get 70k a year job but I was fires due to my tonsils getting affected and burnt out thus turn cancerous. Now I'm unemployed but getting healthy again. How ever I'm on welfare and medicade after exhausting all my savings to feed my kids. I'm a bad person?? I played taxes all my life but now I need help to get better.. Tell me anon you dislike me???

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>>674865143
IDIOTS WHO JUDGE PEOPLE .

>>674868460
Your a Fucking idiot. Enjoy your Bullshit guns when u shoot your foot off, fam. :) I gonna be at the bars picking up pussy with my degree, money, and actual conversation.

Hurrr muh rights to murder black people!

>>674865446

Not figuratively?

>>674867583
OP here
27yo
never lost a fight in my life
truck drivers are truck drivers because they're degenerates
seriously, that's all there is to it

>>674868909
what money goyim?

>>674868748
>people who can't type a coherent sentence

>>674867822

At least we're not fucking scared of a chunk of metal. You're alright with Chicago gangbangers owning them, but fuck someone who's actually responsible with them, amirite?

>>674868748

You aren't being productive so you should be euthanized.

Just like the horse in animal farm.

It's the new America run by rednecks that love slave labor. Get with the program

>>674868748

If you have the qualifications to have ever had a $70k a year job, then how the fuck are you still unemployed when you're getting healthy again?

>>674869091

>grammer nazis

>>674868909
My guns protect not murder asshole.

But yes idiot like you should not own guns.

>>674869282
Idiots *

>>674868999
Do you even road ranger?

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>fucking white males

>>674869084
Haha a racist joke? Fucking little redneck cunt.

>>674865746
>People so cynical they get annoyed by any and everything

>>674868909
>okay with Chicago niggers owning gats
>Not okay with responsible gun owners
>Hurr durr black rifles

I have a kickass career AND I own guns. The only people who think those two are mutually exclusive are liberal pussies.

>>674869224
Easy surgery and also need time to heal up. But I'm welfare and I feel ashame to even use it.

>>674869084

kek

>>674869282
Fuck off. You don't have a gun.

>>674868909
>people from \pol\ who bait like shit

>>674865143
I don't understand the people who driver trucks for work. You must be a faggot with no job. I'll have to agree that people who vapor are even bigger faggots than OP. Nothing wrong with buying lottery and scratch tickets if you don't blow your enter paycheck. Those people are the degenerates. Also, fuck off.

>>674869282
>uses guns
>can't spell

>>674869568
Successful? What, as a fu>>674869603
cking welder?

>>674868460
Ye ye instead of guns lets just use fags and big steel boats to carry men with fags then we attack men with our fags while they attack us with theirs

>>674869623
I have a hot glue gun in my basement.

>>674866696
Why do you need a fucking watch? Take your goddamn Obama phone out and check the time nigger.

>>674869603

You shouldn't. I'm not on it but I don't care that people use it.

I'd rather pay people not to work than pay congress , at least you don't actively seek to fuck me over

>>674869709
An engineer. I started out at $70k out of college and am on my way to 6 figures. I'm actually contributing to society. You obviously are in some bullshit liberal arts field, because STEM graduates don't get buttfrustrated about guns.

>>674865143
>people who drive trucks for pleasure
>people who drive trucks for work

People who use redundancies.

>>674869485
not the person you're responding to but I drive a 350z that's not even fast and I get truck drivers racing me all the time they all road rage when I cut them off for being a dick and not letting me in (sorry fam) all the time and when we pull up to a stop they don't ever do shit they're pussies in a machine too big for them

>>674865143
>>Liberals who block traffic and call it free speech.
>>People who play the race care and call people Hitler for not agreeing with them.
>>Anyone who doesn't support the Alpha Male Donald Trump.

>>674865143
>>Faggot with those huge fucking disks in their ears and septum piercings.

>>674870296

> people voting for Donald TRUMP

>>674870118
I'm in emergency management mothrerfucker. A science. Everyone here hates guns.

>>674870154
>people who find pleasure in work
get a life

>>674870536
>management
>science

pic one you fucking pussy

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How the fuck has niggers not made it onto this list yet? Is this /b/ or fucking tumblr? Jesus Christ.

>niggers

>>674870585
i love my job

anyone who doesn't is probably a life loser

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>>674870536
>emergency management
>science

>>674870536
>people who are lazy at their jobs
sounds like your entire field fam

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>>674865143

>>674870679
Okay. Confession time. This has been a bad attempt at cointelpro. I cannot even argue from that fucked up side.

>>674870761
>trying too hard

>>674869117
respect intesifies, conversation entropy hightens.

>>674870536
>Emergency management

Doesn't even sound like a real degree. Want to learn how to manage an emergency? Join the military.

When you have people trying to kill you, and you're trying to decide how to kill them back, while some kid is bleeding out next to you... that's a fucking emergency.

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Cosby supporters

>>674867303
Edgy fag

>>674870847
>work
>pleasure
chose one
you may enjoy what you do, but if its pleasure you're either not contributing to society or not working hard enough

>>674866696
>2016
>wearing a watch
You don't deserve any respect.

>>674871351
fucking retard

>racists
>people who sneeze into their hand
>"men" who don't drink beer
>people that fake cough when they walk past a smoker

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>>674871071
>niggers
>trying too hard
>mfw

>>674871351
I call bullshit. The greatest art and best inventions come from people who love what they do.

Da Vinci, Tesla, Einstein....

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>>674868748
You are not living on welfare
You are using welfare until you can get better.
People live on welfare. That is they never intend on getting off the service that is meant to be temporary

Welfare is a much needed resource for when shit hits the fan for people but it should not ever meant to be a permanent solution

>annoying joggers prancing around
>bike riding faggots
>men that can't rerpair their homes or vehicles

>>674871625
how the fuck can you live on welfare without getting SSI for a disability?

You can get food stamps, but if you're a single dude you're not gonna get free money just for being poor

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>>674871593
Niggers?!

>>674871847
do you even live in america?

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These lance Armstrong people.

>>674865410
Oh I get it, pearls are made of sand.

>>674872148
yes. there's a misconception that people get free cash just for being poor. You can get TANF if you have children, but it's only temporary, and there are only 12 million people on it.

>>674872257

hate, hate, HATE these faggots

>>674870199
>responding
>edged lord confirmed
>350z

>>674872281

being this stupid.....

>>674868284
most underrated post itt

>>674865143

>>coworkers who talk about their personal life during work hours
>>coworkers that eat at their desk constantly
>>people that wear headphones alone in public
>>people that watch too much television
>>people that use the internet everyday that don't know anything about computers
>>people that drink too much coffee
>>people that drink too much alcohol
>>people that don't read
>>people that work out too much
>>people that work out too little

etc

>>674872257
10/10

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>>674865143
>OP

>>674872378
you're a retard

and probably get your news from Breitbart

>>674871709

>>hates exercise
faggot

>>674865446
This, technically words like 'don't', 'won't', 'can't' etc are also slang, as well as a bunch of words that are actually brand names and the brand is used as the common word for the product (band-aid, bubble wrap, white out etc)

I mean I agree with OP with people that use nigger slang regularly (tbh fam I smh at chu) but he worded it stupidly.

>>674872281
You can qualify for food stamps if you're homeless, live on a small income, disabled, unemployed, etc. May not count as real money but it does affect the economy.

>>674871709
lardass detected

>>674871035
lets go
>cointelpro confirmed
>backtrace complete your stealth aircraft is ours
nigger

>>674872704
im not the one spewing garbage on /b/

you have no clue what you are talking about right now

>>674865143
>people with liberal disease
>niggers
>plebs with no jobs
basically OP

>>674872865
I know it's easier to get food stamps, but a lot of conservatives think that poor (black) people get free money every month for no reason other than being lazy and poor

>>674871493
>>674871605
do you really think this isn't WORK though? the level they did it at? that's not pleasure. they may have enjoyed it, but its still work

>>674871351

anon brings up valid point
Work should not be pleasurable.
Work is not a place for you to bring your bullshit.
Work is purposeful direction of labor, and labor is always mildly displeasing.

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>>674871586
>obama's loose fitting clothing
tuck that shit in nigger

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>>674865143
>men with ear piercings
Cr1tikal has ear piercings and he's a highly respectable man

>>674872465
You are fucking cancer

>>674872737

>jogging fairy

Gay dude

>>674871586

Male 23, have Celiac, cannot drink beer.
Most gluten free beers suck, ciders are too sugary. So I prefer to drink wine when in the company of beer drinkers. Fight me

>>674872465
>people that wear headphones alone in public

Why? If anything that is the only time people should wear headphones...what do you want them to do? blast their nigger music so that everyone has to hear it?

>>674873510
that's different

>>674873420
>>People that have no argument for anything, so they react with rage and derision
>>people that say fuck too much

>>674873192
pleasure = jerking off to making tons of money

pleasure = knowing you will have an amazing life just by going to "work"

all from work i enjoy.... you fat stupid shit head

>>674865143
You must work at a gas station like I do...

>>674873100
How else would Bill Cosby afford all those quaaludes?

>>674873100
they do, where are "foodstamps" even used anymore??? is there even such a thing now? talk about the 90's much?

>>674873640
>Implying I give enough shits to engage in debate

>>674873835
>>people that engage in debate by saying "implying"

>>674873828
you can get an EBT card, but it can only be used to buy unprepared food and maybe some household essentials like toilet paper

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>>674871709
>people who don't fix their own car or house
OP here
this one stings because honestly I just pay someone to fix my car or house and call anyone who can't afford to too poor. but secretly I wish I had these skills. roaste me \b\

>>674873592
Yes. I want to know what music other people like. That's why I always wear a band t shirt

>>674874032
you are a fucking retard too

so many in this thread

>>674874032
>Implying I'm debating

>>674873592
>>what do you want them to do?
take out their headphones and talk to people instead of being a fucking autist

>>674873697
You're probably a fucking liar. You're a cocksucker without a doubt.

>>674865143
Oh he drives a truck for work, he must be a piece of shit. Not like he drives it because work demands it or anything.
Omg lottery tickets? Oh wow what a degenerate.

>>674874246
Talk to people about what? The weather?

>>674874246
Talk to just random strangers? Jesus christ you're a fucking moron.

>>674874195
>>people that emphasize their redundant/blasé vocabulary by saying 'fuck/fucking' before everything
>>people who curse in normal conversation

>>674874083
then why are those people with EBT cards exchanging them for cash? why are there ways around them to cash them at gas stations? WHY are there ways for those cards to be bought out at places for real cash?

you are just an ignorant retard who thinks he knows the world... you know shit faggot

>>674865143
>Trump supporters
>obese people
>>to clarify, love handles and a little extra are ok, jelly rolls and flabs are NOT
>people who crave negative attention and/or pity
>people who refuse to learn
>people who are passive-aggressive
>>bonus points if they think it's funny
>anyone who listens to rap
>anyone who plays music out loud on the train, which is usually rap
>people with utterly no sense of direction or place, especially locals
>racists
>people who are too pussy to admit they're racist or literally too retarded to understand that they are
>if you act or dress like trash you need to be gassed, black, white, brown, whatever
>people who "cleanse" should also be gassed
>"gluten-free" and "non-GMO" shitstains
>>vegans are normally pretty chill but I fucking hate eating with them

I'm aware I sound autistic but fuck your shit, being a competent human being is not fucking hard

>>674874490
>people who think /b/ is a conversation

>>674874391

Are you incapable of normal conversation with people you've never met before?

>>people that can't/won't/dont talk to other people on the street
>>people that have no friends

>>674865143
>People who give a shit about what others think about them
This is everybody. Stop being a sheep, wake up and realise nobody cares about you.

>>674874605
>ways for those cards to be bought out at places for real cash
those "ways" you speak of are called "fraud."

>>674874605
most people don't do that, and those who do that are misusing them. At least in my state, the only way you can get cash for them is if you sell it to someone, and almost no one would buy it anyway.

I bet you're a trumptard

>>674874768

>>people that come to /b/ to shitpost
Actually literally the worst

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>>674865143
>>people who drive trucks for pleasure
>>people who drive trucks for work

can't pull a boat with a shitty acura bruh

>>674874682
nah that's pretty non-autistic, sans your hatred for rap

>>674865143
>white trash
nigger detected

ITT: "people" who deserve no respect
>non-whites with a few exeptions such as Japanese etc.
>libcucks
>feminists
>race traitor whores
>commies
>race traitors
>cucks
>leftists
>porn addicts etc.

Anyone who isn't nice or at least civil.

>>674874790
What makes you think they want to hear the shit you have to say, or that I want to hear the shit that random strangers have to say?

This isn't some shit stain country town, you want to say hello to everyone you pass on the street? Go for it, lets see how long you last.

>>674865143
>people that use slang
Kill yourself, you know nothing and will continue to know nothing

>>674875084
>Alabama detected

>>674875084
>autistic retards who take /pol/ seriously

>>674874933
OMG REALLY?

no you don't say? NIGGERS committing crimes?

how stupid are you? seriously?

welfare is cash, now grow up

>>674865143
>hating on trucks cause you don't know how to drive

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>>674874246
Nobody wants to talk to you
>mfw

>>674875022
>owns a boat
>lives in a tiny shithouse

mate

>>674875084
So let me guess, you're a fat greasy racist but you love anime so much that you must accept Japanese people

>>674868748
>write sentences like a 15 year old high school student
>used to make 70k

Get out.

>>674874682
>Bernie supporters
ftfy

>>674874984
that was a shitpost.... so what are you saying?

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>>674873100
Welfare is any government resource used for personal means.
They get tons of free "money" section 8, SNAPs, tax returns for kids with no income, discounted or free school lunches, Free bus passes, medical care, grants to buy shit like houses or cars or education, child care money, WIC and a ton of other programs for poor people.
Welfare is not just cash money... actually very little is in the form of money. Disability and SSI thats about it.

>>674874119
I repair my cars and my home because I love to work. Guys that can't fix things should just be women. I have the satisfaction that I can do things that cost other people thousands. Im not fucking poor either.