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Post in this thread or spider will get u 2 nite.


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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Post in this thread or spider will get u 2 nite.
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>>674864981
I love spiders
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>>674864981
No pls
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>>674864981
go away spider
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>>674864981
w/e
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>>674864981
saved me thanks op
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2spooky pls leave
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post
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>>674864981
no spoder
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IN
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All spider die
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>>674865381
posting coz fuck this
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>>674864981
Was thinking about this earlier today coincidentally, goddamn you
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K then
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pls no
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oh no, thank god op. What would I do without you?
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>>674864981
yeek
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ech
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>>674864981
sp00ked solid
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Nop
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Can anyone X-ray the titties on right?
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spoder ain't gettin me now
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fuck that im sleeping on the couch, spider already got me
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>>674864981
no reason no to
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REAL NIGGAS SAY NITE NITE TO SPOOK SPIDE
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pls no spider 2 nite :)
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>>674864981
i love spiderman
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Pls no
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKtWDIrRSIA
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pls no
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>>674864981
Fuck you
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>>674864981
Sleep tight, spido
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Fuck spider
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>>674864981
pls go spiderbro
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Thank
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>>674864981
pls no spidey
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STAY AWAY MOTHER FUCKING SPIDER!
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pls no
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>>674864981
I climbed into bed and a spider bit me. Will this undo the bite?
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>>674864981
No
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fuck hope its not too late
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fuck you
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>>674864981
if dubs spidey will get you guise
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pls no mr spiter
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Please mister spider
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Nuu...
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Moving into a trailer. I'm sure I have many bugs and insects in my near future.
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>>674864981
asses to that
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>>674864981
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please god no
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Please no
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>>674864981
fu
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Yeaaaaaa
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post
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Fuck spiders
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>>674866889
same
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>>674864981
NO U!
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Fuck spoder man
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K
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stop
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Not tonight spidey
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>>674864981
no spider pls
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>>674864981
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I like spiders im a spiderologist but I do not want spider 2 get me pls
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>>674866449
Fuck that. Nigga came out of nowhere.
Makes you realise how dead frodo, sam, smeagol and those orcs would have been if Shelob acted anything like read spider in RotK
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>>674864981
Shierrt
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>>674864981
cant take any chances
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Oops
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>>674864981
no spider plz
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Safe
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>>674864981
I'm not risking it.
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fuck i hate spiders
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safe
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Safe house
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Fk
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Sleep tight spidder
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>>674864981
no
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>>674864981
Pls no
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>>674864981
plx
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Please don't spider
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Save me thread!
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SHADOOZLE!
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>>674864981
I live in the UK, spiders are almost all harmless.
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sleep tight spidder
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>>674864981
fuck you op
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pls spider dont
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>>674864981
inb4 2nite spodr
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>>674864981
Ooo hell no
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>>674864981
fuck man i hate spiders
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not teh spiders
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Safe
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YOU BUNCH OF PUSSIES
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no spider go home
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>>674865381
Nope
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Not taking my chances
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ONE TIME WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE (WOMEN'S STUDIES), I WAS IN MY OPPRESSIVE MATH SYSTEMS OF PATRIARCHY (AND HOW TO SOLVE ALGEBRAIC FUNCTIONS WITH MATRIARCHIES) CLASS, MY WORST FEAR WAS REALIZED, A (CISMALE) WHITE RECLUSE SPIDER WAS ATTEMPTING TO RAPE ME, I COULD FEEL IT ON MY LEG HAIRS SCUTTLING UP MY LEG TOWARDS MY COOTCHé, I GOT SCARED, SO I SMASHED THE DAMN THING RIGHT INTO MY LEG HAIRS.
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Hell naw
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K
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>>674864981
Fuck you kike nose
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not going to risk it because i'm a pussy
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>>674864981
yo fuck that shit
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fuck you OP
Posting a picture of like the one species of spider that I find all over my house
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dd
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>>674864981
no u
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fuck you OP
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>>674864981
Fuck your shit OP i hope the spiders come fuck you up tonight.
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you bastard
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>>674864981
fuq u mean
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>>674864981
fuck you.i hate spiders
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Fuck off
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>>674864981
fuck off spiderbro
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Posting for amnesty from the spiderbros
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no spidey4me
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ok.
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FUCK THAT WAS CLOSE
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just to be safe
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oh shit.
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ayy
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ok
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>>674877655
Ayy
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Nigge
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Okay
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kk
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Fuck you.
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>>674864981
Fucking asshole op
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snap shoplifter7
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k
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dubs and I sleep w/o getting food
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pls no
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youtube.com/obamabinladen911
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>>674864981
thank mr spider
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Posting
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>>674864981
No spidey spidey go fight crime
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No thank you
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>>674864981
posted
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>>674864981
K
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Damn
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Nu sp0dr PLiS
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>>674864981

go away spooder
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>>674864981
i hate spiders
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>>674865381
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no pls
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>>674864981
Fuk u
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>>674864981
Fuck!
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>>674864981
God damn I hate spiders
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Dude why would you do that
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>>674864981
Now I'm good.
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>>674864981
I hate you.
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ayy
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>>674864981
no spidey plz
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>>674864981
fuck. you.
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Oh
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>>674864981
Smashed the shit out of a spider today. Exact sa,e size too
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Pls nuuu
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>>674864981
Don't be like that man
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See
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What
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>>674864981
Better safe than sorry
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No pls spoder
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>>674864981
cancer
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I cannot risk it
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Plz no
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Posted and fuck u op
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Nope
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>>674864981
pls no
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>>674864981
uhg
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>>674864981
no thnx
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Pls no
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fak u spider leave me alone
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>>674864981
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>>674864981
no no no no no no no no no no no
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>>674864981
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Fuck you
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>>674884825
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Fucking spiders
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>>674864981
Fine nigger. Take my dubs to.
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Fuck you
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>>674864981
Go spider go.
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don't do this
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But spiders are so cute
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fuck you im waiting that spider shit
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>>674884878
This is actually pretty cool
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No god no
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Fuark
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Hi
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any good meems?
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god dammit op
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no pls
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Spoder pls
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Dude I'm just a lady bug. You can let me in.
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does spider have puss puss?
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>>674864981
Pleas.....please no
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>>674864981
no
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Spider no
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Save me
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>>674884825
gluing my ears shut tonight
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Pls
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no plz D:
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>>674864981
>>
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Okay
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>>674864981
damn spiders
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Safe again. Fuck you spiders
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No spider ni
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Pls no Mr spoder
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>>674864981
spoder pls no
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>>674864981
not fucking wit hthis shit
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l
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>>674864981
a
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qe
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>>674864981
spoder no
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>>674864981
x
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>>674866449
>Mfw
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>>674864981
cock sucker
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Fucking spiders reeee
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mercy
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hell no
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>>674864981
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>>674864981
Keklitus
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>>674864981
sdfsdf
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>>674864981
Can't risk it
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>>674865381
Looks like he's crawling up horse cock
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>>674864981
noooo
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>>674864981
leaveme alone tonight spider
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better safe than sorry
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Post
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Nop
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>>674864981
nopee
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Am i safe now
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>>674864981
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>>674864981
fuck that shit
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plz no mr.spooder
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Not in my ear
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>>674864981
>>
Post
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>>674864981
fuck you and fuck paranoia......
tfw sleepin in a new house tonight and see this
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>>674864981
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>>674864981
sorry mang but nothing can hurt me
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>>674864981
raweaweqwe
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>>674869584
Also cute

But plz no
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No thanks
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Build the spooder wall
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_/\__(O_0)_/\_
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>>674864981
hello spider
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No spider pls
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post
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No please
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plz OP no
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Her name is Javiela. She cheated on me for a few months before I figured it all out. It hurts like a bitch and it's my time for payback. I am here by today releasing all her videos( bitch loved getting in the ass , jesus that pussy) She is also legal I promise. http://www28.zippyshare.com/v/xo4I7vnh/file.html Will be removed in 5 mintues. /b/ OP is not a fag <3 42
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>>674864981
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Shit, that was close
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Ok
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anal
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I <3 spiders
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pls no
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nope not today
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no spider pls
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I did it! Ty OP
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timespider!
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i don't believe this shit but it takes no effort to post so i'm gonna stay on the safe side
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go away spider
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>>674866889
Thanks again, immunity cat!
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>>674864981
>Notice little spider bro crawling on the foot of my bed the other day, leave him be and wish him well.

>Go to bed later that night

>Wake up next morning to find little spider bro curled up dead under my sheets

>My rolling during the night must've crushed him as he wandered

>Feel sad
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>>674864981
Hello friend
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no spidi
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>>674864981
no spidi pls
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