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Ask a suicidally depressed psychologist anything.

I'd add something to the header, but I learned my lesson. So just ask me if you need help with depression or help with your medication.
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Didn't get to see response (assuming you even) in last bread. Thoughts on metaphysics?

Addfag.jpg
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what do you think of solipsissm?
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>>674864567
What credentials do you have?
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>>674864839
I don't buy into it at all.

>>674864875
Completely contradicted by math.
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op u Sylvia Plath wannabe kill urself
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>>674864567
Tits or gtfo


It's for my depression
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>>674865041
No idea who that is.
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>>674865011
I don't see how it's contradicted by math. What do you mean?
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op have u ever fingered ur pussy to an Emo boy
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>>674864875
Metaphysical solipsism or epistemological solipsism?
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>>674865197
Mathematical concepts are not self, yet can be proven completely independently of self.

Contradicts the idea that the self is all there is; the infinities of math exist without human minds to find them.

>>674865228
What the hell is with the weird sexual questions?
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Ops gonna end up doing finger fuck
shows on livejasmin or myfreecams
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>>674865393
At least it isn't touhou this time.
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>>674864567
voting for trump?
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Are you a professional psychologist?

Why are you suicidal?
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>>674865332
how do you know were not in a brain in a jar connected to a computer?
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>>674864567
Why are you suicidally depressed?
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You've used your degree to back up your depression and have made it that much harder to get out of it.

You're so predictable that your smarmy, dry, shallow offhand remark will have literally no impact on the fact that it's true.

Here's a list of things people like you would try to defend yourself with and dodge the issue

>Oh great can I see your MD
>Thanks for the diagnosis bro
>You're a sperg
>It's genetic

Did I hit the mark? You're a woman being pulled around by the nose by an education that you cannot surmount mentally, because you've never had the need to surmount anything mentally that wasn't memorization of facts.

Also unrelated you need to learn how to read because boy you stink at it.
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>>674865509
Absolutely not.

>>674865491
I make enough to avoid such a horrible fate.
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Give me a magic pill that will make me functional.

I'm waiting for an aspergers diagnosis if that's of any use.
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Why did you decide to get into your field
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>>674864567
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I'm am introvert who hates to be alone. Being around others stresses me out and sometimes even bores me but being alone makes me self loathing and depressed so I'm in a terrible spot of forcing myself to be social and desperate to keep friends so I dont want to kill myself.
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>>674864567
Been depressed all my life. Consider suicide regularly. Not sure how to get i n anti depressants. What do?
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>>674865671
Learn to be more extroverted.
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>>674865332
You DO know you're on /b/, right?

More serious questions: What are the long-term effects of antidepressant usage?

Why is Paxil such a fucking nightmare?
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>>674865555
I am not a professional psychologist.

I have a genetic disorder.

>>674865556
I don't. In fact, I know I am.

>>674865559
Genetics.

>>674865572
You are so far off the mark I don't know if you were aiming at the right thing.

>>674865585
Sadly, none exists.

>>674865598
It was accidental. I picked up too many psych credits and got a dual major.

>>674865671
Sounds like social anxiety. See a therapist.

>>674865677
Why?

>>674865830
Go to a doctor!

>>674865909
Long term, we don't know; doesn't seem to be that bad, but can cause neurological changes that seem benign.

Paxil is a nightmare because it's fucking potent and not as specified as we'd like, so it goes to town even in the places you don't want it to.
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>>674865572
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in the case that u Mitchell Henderson op r u gunna show ur tits on here
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>>674864567
>So just ask me if you need help with depression
but you're suicidally depressed, how the fuck could help someone? you cant
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>>674866090
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore—
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore—
Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
“’Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door—
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;—
This it is and nothing more.”
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>>674866090
> Go to a doctor!
What kind though? I tried going to a medical proffesional and told her literally what I told you and was told to just be with my friends more. I can't afford a therapist
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Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
“Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—
Darkness there and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, “Lenore?”
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, “Lenore!”—
Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
“Surely,” said I, “surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore—
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;—
’Tis the wind and nothing more!”
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>>674866265
Turns out people who have been through it know how it feels and can offer sympathy as well as advice.

Who knew?
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>>674864567
I have bipolar disorder
What's the easiest way to get on disability
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>>674864567
Can addiction be beat. Pls help...
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>>674866090
But you said in op that you're a psychologist?
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Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately Raven of the saintly days of yore;
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door—
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door—
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
“Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore—
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning—little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door—
Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as “Nevermore.”
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>>674866392
Faggot
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But the Raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing farther then he uttered—not a feather then he fluttered—
Till I scarcely more than muttered “Other friends have flown before—
On the morrow he will leave me, as my Hopes have flown before.”
Then the bird said “Nevermore.”

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
“Doubtless,” said I, “what it utters is its only stock and store
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore—
Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore
Of ‘Never—nevermore’.”

But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore—
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking “Nevermore.”
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>>674864567
Are you single? You're the sexiest vN universal constructor I've ever met on /b.
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>>674864567
is there any way possibly that we can get those tits with timestamp and/or a sharpie in the pooper ?
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>>674866090
>Sadly, none exists
Welll fuck me then.

One more question, how many people have said their last words to you?
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This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom’s core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion’s velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o’er,
But whose velvet-violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o’er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
“Wretch,” I cried, “thy God hath lent thee—by these angels he hath sent thee
Respite—respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore;
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

“Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!—
Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted—
On this home by Horror haunted—tell me truly, I implore—
Is there—is there balm in Gilead?—tell me—tell me, I implore!”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”
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>>674866090
>You are so far off the mark I don't know if you were aiming at the right thing.

Is that why you've convinced yourself that your depression is genetic? Or that you can only get over it by ECT?

Do you really think you didn't join the field so you could discover why you are the way you are?

Also are you pretty? I have a sneaking suspicion that you are and have never had to be told you're wrong.
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“Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us—by that God we both adore—
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore—
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore.”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

“Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!” I shrieked, upstarting—
“Get thee back into the tempest and the Night’s Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken!—quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o’er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted—nevermore!
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>>674866389
A different medical doctor.

>>674866448
For a mental disorder? Shoot yourself in the foot.

>>674866473
Yes, easily.

>>674866622
I don't date people off /b/. Anymore.

>>674866637
Too many.

>>674866751
*laughs* You remind me of those negging assholes. No thanks, not going to waste my time.

>>674866807
Is there any particular reason you are copy pasting poe to me? I prefer King myself.
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>>674866090

What genetic disorder? Cushing's?

Is Paxil more potent/less specific than other drugs of its class?

For that matter, do antidepressants actually work?
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So if the "accidental" double major was not your aspiration then what pray tell was your original plan?

Bonus: why /b/
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>>674865572
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op how does it feel ur trapped on this earth until u kill urself or die if s age and that I'll probably have a phallus inside u


Succumb succumb
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>>674864567
wRITE me a script of xanax and valium plz i have axiety
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>>674866975
Antidepressants do work, but they are dose and diagnosis dependent; they work best on people who are the most depressed.

>>674866999
CS. I'm a programmer by trade.
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>>674867066
I can't write scripts, you dolt.
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What is your favorite block in minecraft?
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>>674866936
Fine, followup. How would you suggest a functional alcoholic be treated.
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>>674866936
no reason, but if you like king you might like this:http://www.rednovels.net/horror/The_Jaunt/
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>>674864567
I'm on Lexapro, trying to wean myself off of it. Went from 20mg 8 years ago, and now I'm down to 5mg. When I try to go lower I get the "brain zaps" from withdrawal, so I've been staying at 5mg.

Any recommendations for getting off this shit? I've heard that 5-HTP will help, also that St. John's wort will too. Help!
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>>674865332
>What the hell is with the weird sexual questions?
You tell Us. You're the psychologist.
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>>674866936
The only reason I haven't killed myself is I'm afraid. I'm afraid of what happens after. Am I actually suicidal or am I just am attention seeking faggot and don't know it? Mind you I don't tell everyone this. If you were mt actual doc and sitting infromt of me I'd say I'm ok like I did with all the docs my dad tried with me
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>>674864567
Post a photo of your certification or GTFO
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>>674865332
>the infinities of math exist without human minds to find them.
So you believe in an objective reality. And you're definitely not in the intuitionist camp. I think you're making bold statements about a field that's not yours and a central idea from that field which is certainly not well resolved yet.
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>>674866936
>*laughs* You remind me of those negging assholes. No thanks, not going to waste my time.

Haha bitch do you think I'm trying to date you on 4chan? Get over yourself. Also I don't think you're laughing, I think you're angry and trying to avoid having your ego destroyed by dismissing me as wanting to fuck you, holy shit you're an embarassment. You've already told me that you're attractive or you wouldn't automatically compare me, I can't be that far off the mark.

Here comes your short snippy insult that dodges your own issues. I'll hit that one out of the park as well.
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>>674867176
well then ur worthless
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>>674867475
Your butthurt is showing
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>>674867245
No such thing as a functioning alcohol. I would recommend asking a doctor; it's going to be a bitch.

>>674867242
sponge

>>674867356
I've read it, but my favorite is From A Buick 8

>>674867375
Do not try to wean yourself off without your doctors advice and assistance!

>>674867405
So stop lying to doctors.

>>674867469
Math doesn't require an objective reality; it creates it.

>>674867475
Sure sounds like it. Pick up a better pickup artist book next time, kid.
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>>674864567
Anon or femanon?
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>>674867605
Shh don't be so angry
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Give it to me straight, is being transgendered just a mental illness?
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>>674867673
I am who I am. That's all that matters.
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>>674867732
Depends how you define mental illness. Do you want the long answer or the short?
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>>674867625
can you teach me how to pick up women?
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>>674867625
Functional alcoholic means you can stay sober long enough to work a day job to feed the habit.

How do you not know that?
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Posted this in another thread but it fits here too
How the fuck am i supposed to find likeminded people if all of those likeminded people stay inside all day like me and i never get the chance to meet them ? every time i go out i never find anyone i can talk to past basic introductions i just want friend (s) who share common interests
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>>674867818
Probably not. I've been having terrible luck as late.
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>>674867890
Actual true friendships aren't usually based on common interests.
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>>674867818

Bend your knees.
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>>674867625
>"I don't think you're laughing, I think you're angry and trying to avoid having your ego destroyed by dismissing me as wanting to fuck you"
>"Here comes your short snippy insult that dodges your own issues"

Your next post

>Sure sounds like it. Pick up a better pickup artist book next time, kid.

Christ sake you're predictable and obvious, maybe it's not too much of a stretch to think that you're over diagnosing yourself.
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Some specialist said I had early onset disthymia, said it was just part of my personality and I couldn't do anything about it. This true? (as in not being able to do anything about it)
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>>674868025
ba dum tss
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>>674867405
>just an attention seeking faggot
You mean a lack of love causes suicidal depression? Who could've known...
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This is a new problem in my life. Through most of highschool I struggled getting female attention. After I graduated I became more confident and getting in better physical shape. After my last relationship I try to get women to notice me and once they devolpe feelings, I lose all interest. It hurts me to know I hurt them but I at the time I don't care, it seems like at first I'll go through hell but once they begin to love me I instantly want someone new
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can someone buy me the old hunter's dlc for bloodborne?
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>>674867732
yes, its all in your head
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>>674867475
>new pickup artist encyclopedia
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>>674867732
Mebbe not "just", but mostly.
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>>674868051
Nothin' to say to someone who is using proof by assertion.

>>674868094
There are plenty of treatments. Seek a different health care professional.

>>674868146
Okay.

>>674868211
Not quite.
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>>674867813

>>Depends how you define mental illness

Well shit. That muddles things up now doesn't it?

Give me whichever version you wish.
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op do u believe that we're not just diagnosees and that most of our problems are caused by trauma with chemical imbalances only playing a minor role in our illnesses?
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>>674864567
How to fix peter pan syndrome?
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>>674868146
Because you don't love yourself. You don't respect people with lower standards than you, and since you don't meet your standards, anyone who approves of you must have lower standards than you.
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>>674866936
I'm also 0/2 on successful /b relationships. But the question remains: are you single?
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>>674868240
Please don't try to get into this discussion if you think that someone is trying to get a date with a faceless girl on /b/
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>>674868146
That's life bud, you either settle down with the closest to happy you can get or keep moving on and face a diminishing field of choices.
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>>674866398
the same people who are smart enough to know you don't talk to someone about how to deal with something they can't deal with themselves
>hurr hey guys wanna know how to run a successful business
>I can't turn a profit myself but at least I can talk about it xD
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>>674864567
This thread again.... Haven't you killed yourself yet? It would help with the cold, stale, copypasta you keep serving up.
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>>674868301
of course it's all in the persons head, are you trying to say a man cutting his own dick off and trying to dress like a woman is some sickness you get like catching a cold??
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>>674864567
I am a little suicidal
Mentally phychopath
Socially isolated but can handle being around people
Hate people but will pretend to like you
Not depressed
Love being alone
Have a gf and kid
Have really fucked up thoughts about hurting other people and love murder like gore shit
Mentally open and intelligent
Horrible at expressing myself but mentally i can give a GODAMN very presidential speech
Very aware . Notice things most people take for granted .
All in all I am a very sick minded fuck who can act and manipulate the way other people look at me but yet I am very opposite from what I project .

Wtf am I !!!!???? Wtf is this ?

Also if I see a therapist there's a very good chance they will quit the same day
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Do you think the bush will ever come back for real, or will women be waxing/shaving it off for the foreseeable future?

Serious question. I'm interested in trends like these bc they show that, in spite of feminism, we keep asking women to do more and more. And they do.
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>>674868722
you ar a normal human being
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Thank you for making these threads.
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>>674868304
Okay. Let me explain this as simply as I can.

Medicine is not an exact science. It's full of arbitrary wiggly lines defined by social and political forces as well as scientific research.

So, it seems today as if transgenderism isn't a mental illness; it's a natural variation in humanity. However, where is the line drawn between natural variation and illness?

That's a REALLY complex problem with no answer. So instead, we ask "does this interfer with someones life enough to cause them a poor quality of life?" Transgender certainly seems to satisfy that criteria.

However, in the court of public opinion, a mental disorder isn't just a natural variation that causes injury; it's a sinful and detested label, that shows one cannot control themselves, be trusted, or sustain themselves. By that definition, transgender isn't the same as schizophrenia or bipolar; it rarely causes people to be a danger to others.

So, it all depends what view you take.

>>674868346
No, I don't believe that. Isn't supported by statistics.

>>674868458
It's complicated.

>>674868587
Not yet.

>>674868635
Yeah, you don't understand transgenderism.

>>674868722
Psychologists don't quit.

>>674868817
No idea.
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>>674868301
>Nothin' to say to someone who is using proof by assertion.

Fallacy Fallacy, dodging the question, you literally haven't even explored the incredibly common and extremely likely possibility that your education in the Physiology field may be filling you with all sorts of ideas. That's just fucking psychotic to dismiss without even adressing.

Like I said before, you're too dumb to understand the risks of reading medical books.
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>>674867813
Well I was born with the long, but it doesn't feel right, I'm hoping to get the short when I can afford it.
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>>674868466
I don't think that, I just think you really ought to get laid in the next three months or so
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Can pedophilia be treated, or should we just gas these people?
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>>674868722
>needing some special snowflake categorization

Your a fucking human, idiot.
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How do I go about getting started on female hormones? How long will the process of actually getting them take?
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>>674868722
You need Jesus.
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fuck u op ur just a money grubbing slut pseudoscience

There's a reason psychology has a penis in it u damn futanari

Psych OIO gy

Now suck me off
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>>674865830
anti deps arent the answer, they backfire often
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>>674868946
I thought you prefered a different OS-tan.

>>674868956
And yet, still more assertions. Yawn.

>>674868991
I'd rather think no woman would like to refer to their clit as a "short" anything.

>>674869044
Why would we gas them if they have committed no crime?

>>674869100
See a doctor.

>>674869123
Psychology has a penis in it?

>>674869126
They are more effective than any other stand alone treatment. With group therapy, they are the best current treatment we know of.
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>>674869025
Dude chill out, you're not going to get pussy by defending a girl online.
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>>674868413
Not op but can answer this one;
Get a job hippie
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Whats the goddamn secret to meeting people? How come fucking smelly ass fatties can find someone who cares about them and i cant? Where do these people come from? Ill do anything to just find the source, but i have no idea where that even is goddammit all of these fuckers can talk about that shit casually but i cant for the life of me even begin to see how that shit starts between people ive been trying for two years straight to just make a new friend who i talk to more than once and i cant fucking do it where do i find acceptance/love
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>>674869339
Getting a job rarely helps.
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>>674868413
Shout "I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!" several times.
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>>674866807
What a valuable reference to OP's personal life, a truly apt comparison and in fact- CAW CAW CAW CAW
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op have u ever wanted to be gangbanged
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>>674867625
You're claiming mathematical constructs exist without anyone to perceive them. You may be right, or not. If a formula is constructed but never evaluated, then how can you say it ever existed? Again, it's an unresolved philosophical issue, and you're speaking absolutely as if you have the answer. You don't. Mathematics is clearly not your field.
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>>674868722

you fucking faggot, that's a good 95% of humans out there.

You're not fucking special. Don't think for a second that you are.
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>>674869239
>And yet, still more assertions. Yawn.

There's that ego created by education that fallaciously dismisses an extremely likely circumstance again. Also now you're guilty of the assertion fallacy, no wonder it's in your immediate vocabulary, you do it all the time.

>Everybody is wrong but me

Again, it's hysterically obvious why you want to kill yourself.
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how much impact does smoking crack have on areas of the brains besides the pleasure centres? i.e. what's the impact on my cousins intellect if my cousins been a functioning crack smoker (twice a week for two years)?

also you'll be fine, ya attention whore.
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op is depressed because she's having subconscious Freudian slips about her dads cock
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>>674869353
More like that please.

>>674869405
The trick is there is no trick.
No secret mantra, no ancient spell.
It's just chaos and luck, and putting yourself out there.

And anyone who thinks differently is a fool.

>>674869512
It's not unresolved; it's quite easily resolved. You just don't feel it, because you aren't a thinking machine, you are a staggering bundle of heuristics evolved over 3.5 billion years.

>>674869592
Yeah, argument by assertion again. Yawn. You are putting me to sleep dude.

>>674869605
It's intensively cardiotoxic.
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