>>674863808
sick ebay vest

>>674863808
do your parents know you're gay?

>>674863808
How goes the Scoliosis? Also, just how old were you when you started to chew tobacco?

How does it feel to be a slave of rich old white corporation owners?

>>674863808
Border patrol vest?

>>674863808
Marinefag here. Can confirm, OP is a faggot and a liar.

I'm literally leaving tomorrow for boot camp.

How miserable am I going to be for the next 13 weeks?

Also is it true there are no doors on the stalls and people can see you poop?

When did they stop making Marines be in shape?

>>674863808
Why the fuck are you claiming to be a Marine? Did you even try to get digies?

>>674864441
Seconded.

>>674864497
Get a USMC tattoo before you go.

It will impress the drill instructors.

>>674864497

not on any base i've ever been to, but i wouldnt be surprised if some killhat somewhere pulled that shit

>>674864497
OP isn't a Marine but yes those things are true
Don't worry man, it brings you closer in a non gay way
I remember one night when I was taking a shit and talking to the person in front of me, also taking a shit, like it was nothing
you legit end up thinking of them as your bros]
good luck nigger

>>674864882
hes correct the DI's love that

>>674863808
Why are such such a faggot?

>>674864497
Hahaha, Faggot OP wouldn't know. At 6 weeks, you will be asking your friends why you didn't join the Air Force. At 9 you'll ask the same about the Navy. At 12, the Army. And at 13, you'll be moto as fuck. Then, you'll hate life watching motherfuckers get promoted left and right for the next 2 years, while you're sitting at Lance because your fucking MOS is locked. Then, you'll be moto as shit for a minute when you promote to Cpl. Then you'll get out, and wish you hadn't for the rest of your life.

>>674863808
where's the US marine? cause it sure as shit isn't you.

>>674865002
forgot to say I realized we we're both taking a shit and having a conversation
I just sorta hit me

>>674864497
Also, yes, you poop facing your friends. It's good for bonding, bad for beating.

>>674865066
checked

>>674864882
It's true. Get one that says 0321. They'll know you're serious.

>>674864497
I'm Navy, but I'd belive the no doors. We had shower curtains on our stalls, but the RDC's can say you can't use them if they want to. It's not a big deal after a day or two, you get used to it.

You'll probably hate the fuck out of your life, but it's only 13 weeks. It goes faster than you think. Just don't fall asleep on watch. Keep your mouth shut. Look out for your brothers. If you see a lock unlocked, lock it for them. Help them if they need it. Pay attention to detail. Lots of detail.

Why are marines such whiny, PTSD squealing pussies? If you couldn't handle the shit, why did you join?

Is there anything we all should know that one would not find out other wise?

>>674863808
What's it like being a bullet sponge while I stay back and fuck your wife?

>>674865750
that would take away a lot of the magic of boot away
the DI's will have a big ass calender of what you'll do every fucking day
they add little special shit along the way
just flow with it

>>674865582
Marine boot doesn't have stalls, it's just three poles with 8 shower heads each. Otherwise, spot on.

>>674863808
why do you keep posting threads?
>ask a white supremacist
>ask a fakemarine

you are just stop fucking white trash autist who don't realize he looks like a fucking idiot.

>>674865657
Everyone know what picking up pieces of their friends, and putting them in plastic baggies is Standard operating procedure after a suicide bomber kills your buddies. Why are we such pussies?

>>674865894
Watch that edge there, lad.

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>>674866171
I meant the head. Our shower was the same thing, room with two polls and I think 7 or 8 heads, but our shitter stalls had shower curtains on them.

>>674866022
What's a typical day like then? How much is planned out like PT, drills, running, whatever and how much time do they spend just fucking with us?

>>674865066
That is... Incredibly accurate

>>674863808
How <incendiary anti-military question here>?

>>674866667
Missed it by that much

>>674866576
It the infantry life. I was at 1751 cutting score as an 0331, and faggots in other MOS's were picking up at 1300. I do miss it, though.

>>674866815
Eh, just meaningless numbers.

>>674866508
wake up
eat
pt
go learn some shit while fighting the urge to sleep
eat
some fuckery
drill
grindbox
eat
fuckery and sleep
they will very depending on where you are
like 2nd phase toss some learning how to shoot, hiking into the mix

>>674866465
who gives a fuck, if you get out of the regular ranks and start doing real shit you are a warrior. what is wrong with killing people to secure resources for your nation?

>>674866476
Ah, got ya. Yeah, not curtains for us. Just meat gazing.

>>674865657
Fuck yes. You signed up for this faggot

>>674863808
Aint that vest a little small?

>>674867041
Not gay if it's underway, bro.

Did y'all have a laundry room in your berthing? We've heard of other divisions getting people kicked out for fucking in there.

>>674867128
I didn't sign up for any of you faggots. I signed up for myself. I signed up because 9/11 pissed me off, and I wanted to kill Radical Muslims.

>>674863808
Looks like a faggot I knew in highschool. Seemed like the kinda guy who would pretend to be a Marine for kudos too.

9/11 was fake

>>674863808
What's it like fighting false wars?

>>674867277
Yeah, I could see that happening if I were stationed at the PI. No ladyfolk at mcrd San Diego, though.

>>674865657
People can get PTSD from a car crash. Seems logical the horrors of war could do that to you too.

>>674867712
We were an all male barracks.

>>674867712
I got fucking lucky
first and third phase my barracks were the ones facing the drill pad so every friday I'd get to look at all that fine teen ass

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>>674867638
This. How's it feel to fight for big corporations' profits?

Dumb ass.

>>674867788
What happened to Don't Ask, Don't Tell?

Pretty sure taking it up the ass is asking, and giving it in the ass is telling.

>>674866476
it was the same when I went through in 08. We usually kept them open to talk (one of the few times you didnt get dropped for talking as long as you were quiet) only closed the curtains to wipe our asses

>>674867979
I'd honestly hate that. I mean, I like seeing nice asses as much as the next person, and they get me horny, and then I have no privacy or time to beat one off after I get horny after that.

Like getting cockteased 24/7 without any release.

>>674863808
>how much supplies are you ordered to waste to justify your inflated budget?

>>674864497
you just fucked yourself

>>674863808
What's it like in space?

>>674867788
Well, to each their own, I guess.

>>674864882
This and the 0321 but make sure you also get Semper Fi Hooah on your back. I did it and was squad leader! It impressed the DI so much.

>>674865066
truer words have never been spoken

>>674867024
You're not securing anyone.

>>674868302
Nah, you'll be fine. Just get that sweet ass "0321" Tattoo on your throat, and the D.I.s will fear and respect you.

>>674868208
see you're a dumb nigga
every Friday, like clockwork
I'd fuck up intentionally
Get IT'd and fuck up again
DI would eventually get super pissed and made sure I got firewatch that night
come my time, I'd get up, grab a bucket and swab, head over to the bathrooms to "clean up" and beat the fuck out of me dick
Edson Range was my best fap, I could close my eyes and get all into it since the bathrooms were made so that I could hide better, you remember

>>674868023
That shit is long gone, man. Now it's just 'don't be a fuckstick about it and we don't give a shit'.

>>674868026
We didn't give a fuck about them. Our brother division weren't allowed to use them ever. Said 'you don't use Chief's curtains'. We still got dropped for talking in the head, but usually our RDC's allowed it.


>>674868397
Hooyah Navy.

>>674863808
when you go pee pee do you twirl the willy time and make noise of the dakka dakka?

>>674865018
>>674865281
>>674868441
I don't really know what that all means and now I'm really curious whether you're fucking with him or are being serious given the lack of context.

>>674864882
kek holy fuck i can just imagine

>>674865066
This. Dubs don't lie. I loved being a Marine hated being in the Marine Corps. BTW wear your Dress Blues as often as possible, other Marines will love to see you and compliment your B.O.O.T. uniform

>>674863808
How does dying in Iraq for a lie make you feel?

>>674868621
you have no reading comprehension.

>>674868644
Fuck yeah, Edson! I don't know if they still do this, but when I went through they would send us to do work details at the library, cafeteria, etc, and the NCO's there would treat you like a human for the first time in 7 weeks.

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>>674863808
Did you guys found the kid?
>pic related?

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How much do you like nigger cock?

>>674868714
It means he's telling them via Tattoo that he will be Special Forces before he proves himself. They love that shit.

>>674868962
head fapper here
I wen't through in 10 and this didn't happen anymore
I probably would have just jerked it there too

>>674868906
This guy was in the Corps alright... the peace corps...

>>674868621
He said securing resources, not people. Checkmate hippie

>>674863808
Obviously not capable of passing the fitness test to join the Marines.

>>674863808
What's it like patrolling The Rim (also known as the "South Pole" to Round Earth sheep) to keep anyone from crossing over and discovering what's beyond the boundary of the world?

>>674869094
topkek

>>674869260
Do people actually believe this

>>674864736
>>674864736
>>674864736

STOLEN VALOR.

>>674869466
I do.

And I'm way smarter than you.

Wake up, people!

Fucking nerds

STOLEN VALOR
FUCK YOU OP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>>674868023
why have I never heard this joke

that's an OC DADT joke wtf

>>674864497
practice screaming Aye Aye sir and PTing with Pneumonia. and yes there are no doors in boot camp and the porta johns at penalton are fucking horrible.

>>674863808

I think that any 21st century post-2010 Marine are as cringey as every feminist on Tumblr.

It's as though they make up for the lack of their education and throwing away their youth by telling everybody what base they were on, and what their rank is.

Nobody other than other Marines give a fuck, I'll start caring about the 'serving' of our country when we actually need to fight for it.

>>674863808
Ever heard of the Secret Soldier Program (SSP) an if so wat kno bout it?

>lurking for answer

>>674867003
this,
dont worry basic is pretty easy, I nearly made it to graduation and i had Narcolepsy.

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>>674870661

100% this.

>>674870661
Yet here we are keeping to ourselves and you took it upon yourself to come in here to voice your shit opinion
no john, you are the tumblr