Study Epicurus and be happy, faggot.

>>674847406
Didn't work.

What are legal substances I can to to simulate a herion high?

>>674847495
Tell me about the epicurean way of life, then, and why it didn't work.

>>674847587
I'd recommend avoiding opiate highs. They are very addictive.

>>674847057
How do you intend to do it?

The suicide.

>>674847057
Tits or gtfo

>>674847057
How does it feel to be a walking sack of irony

>>674847716
It didn't work because I have anhedonia; I can't experience pleasure. Plus as a burn victim, avoiding pain is right out.

So no, didn't really work out for me.

>>674847897
I don't.

>>674847915
My situation, though contrary to normal perception, is not ironic.

>>674847057
Have you considered alternatives to suicide, such as being my sex slave?

>>674847988
>burn victim
post burns

>>674847057
What can I say to a psychiatrist that would score me valium

>>674847057
Do you know why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

>>674848159
I don't know who you are, so no.

>>674848429
Avoid valium; it's not a good treatment with beta blockers easily available.

>>674848460
Stimulation of taste receptors I'd assume. Also all the fucking sugar they put in it.

>>674847988
>suicidally depressed psychologist
Sounds like irony to me

>>674847057
>willing to admit you have tits
>not willing to show them
Fuck off crazy non PhD skank

>>674847587

Morphine and/or fentanyl

What is a man?

File: 1456656158504.jpg (138 KB, 854x697) Image search: [Google]

138 KB, 854x697

>>674847057
Hi anon, have you been posting like this a lot? I may have met you earlier I am the guy whos gonna buy some N2 from a local welder and gas myself on monday

>>674848561
I suppose you also think Alanis Morsette's song is about ironic things too.

>>674848650
This is a recurring theme in my threads. Usually I post a picture of Fry's face.

>>674848757
Both of which are fucking addictive as hell.

>>674848811
That's a piss poor idea.

>>674848776
Protein and water, mostly.

>>674848881
Who the fuck is that?idont care. How is your situation not ironic?

Are people born autstic or do they grow through life experiences?

File: flanchibikittymacro.jpg (86 KB, 480x480) Image search: [Google]

86 KB, 480x480

>>674849034
Look up the definition.

>>674849056
Unknown.

File: togtfo.jpg (133 KB, 411x600) Image search: [Google]

133 KB, 411x600

>>674848650
Who are you, that do not know your history?

>not a doctor
dude even I went to Doctor camp, fuck off

>>674847057
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

>>674849251
Get off the internet you liein ass bitch

>>674849459
not the guy you replied to, but why did she(he?) even mention tits in the first place?

> in a sample of over 1000 randomly sampled counseling psychologists, Gilroy, Carroll, and Murra (2002) found that 62% of respondents self-identified as depressed. Of those with depressive symptoms, 42% reported experiencing some form of suicidal ideation or behavior.

You know why wig mechanics are fucking wacked? They were all cray cray to begin with.

In college, I took a psych class and the Jellos who were majors were the most wobbly brained douche nozzles I ever had to deal with in a single room. The neuron impaired go into this field because they know their cerebrums were flash fried, and think like can learn enough to wrench on their own noggins.

>>674849715
A question for the ages, I suppose.

>>674849715
Shoulda just used my normal header picture I guess.

>>674848881
did you use a hand drawn picture of fry to start a thread earlier?

>>674849946
Yes, that's me. It's on my laptop and I'm on my desktop.

>>674850085
alright. are you trying to help people? is it because you're bored or because you care?

>>674847057
I've been on concerta for like a year and it improved my focus. About a month ago though j couldn't concentrate on anything so I stopped and my focus has gotten x10 better. Why did that happen? I take 36mg doses everyday by the way.

File: 1458426296324.jpg (13 KB, 332x332) Image search: [Google]

13 KB, 332x332

"If you're going through hell, keep going." -Winston Churchill

>Unspecified schizophrenia spectrum disorder (dsm iv was psychosis NOS)
>mdd, recurring
>BPD

Is it safe to assume they just don't know what's wrong with me? Been in specialized treatment since 2012 and nothing has improved. Hallucinations have been getting a little better, but the risperidone made me gain weight and also now I have a sleeping disorder of some fucking kind. What do?

Stay strong bro.

>>674847057
Still at it eh?

How do I get some adderall without prescriptions?

>>674847057
Thoughts on Klonopin? Neurologically how bad is abusing/taking it?

Thanks

>>674847057
>psychologist
>not a doctor
Psychologists need a PhD, retard.

Also, no psychologist specializes in "neuropsychopharmacology".

>>674848881
>>>674847057 (OP)
how old are you? how much do you weigh?

>>674847057
hi can you posts tits?

>>674850393
You can answer that question for yourself; you've seen me enough.

>>674850433
There is often rebound effects; all drugs build up tolerance over time.

>>674850567
It's what I do.

>>674850451
Hm. Tell me your full symptoms.

>>674850639
Very bad. It's as neurotoxic as amphetamines.

>>674850604
That's illegal. If you are going to do illegal things, look deeper into amphetamines. 2-FA for example is grey market and much better than adderall. Cheaper too.

Or you can pay top dollar for college kids to sell it for you in low but still neurotoxic doses. Your brain dude.

>>674850738
You are thinking of psychiatrist. Look it up.

>>674850787
Why would I tell you?

>>674847988
Shit happens. What is good is easy to get, what is terrible is easy to endure. If you can't escape pain, though, then you should endure, because if pleasure isn't good, likewise pain isn't bad. If it doesn't kill you now, it's not a reason to kill you later. In the end, pain is just an illusion, a child born by the emotionless mother of nature, a gift to animals, unnecessary for the wise man. Why can't you just change your attitude and prepositions?

>>674851055
Mostly genetics. I have fragile seurotonin, which cases blunted mood and depression.

Kinda hard to out think your brain.

What is love?

>>674850893
>neurotoxic
Wait. I'll get on board that benzos are not good for you, but I don't think their is a single study that confirms neurotoxicity, or even suggests it. Care to correct me?

File: THE END.jpg (559 KB, 1984x1488) Image search: [Google]

559 KB, 1984x1488

IM GOING TO DO IT UNLESS A REAL PERSON TALKS TO ME.....

(402) 612-2940

>>674847057
>No, I won't show you my tits.
Then gtfo. You didn't even have to mention that you HAD tits, but you did because you're a filthy attention slut.

>>674850893
>It's what I do.
Have you considered going Peace Corps or something similar in some third world shit hole? Would give you something worthwhile to do and might get you out of your head.

>>674847057
Shiiet i want to be a neuropsychopharmacoligist, literally my dream drug. Being able to see how drugs work on the psyche is the most fascinating shit to me. I have shit grades though is there any hope?

>>674850738
whe have such nice field als congitive and clinical neuropsychology but who knows some uni somwhere might do it
and of course doesn't psychologists= psychotherpaist for which you don't require a phd

>>674850893
>You are thinking of psychiatrist. Look it up.

No, I'm thinking of psychologist. Psychologists need to have a PhD. Psychiatrists are medical doctors and have an MD.

"Neuropsychopharmacologists" (if that's really a job title) would have a Pharm.D.

Look it up.

>>674850604

College kids during exams, will probably be overpriced af. Some high school kids if you're sitll in hs. Deep web markets, etc.

>>674847057
>No, I won't show you my tits.
You brought attention to the fact that you're a woman, when you had no need to do so. Ergo, you attention whore cunt...

TITS OR GTFO

>>674851402

Your pic has been floating around /k/, /soc/ and /r9k/ for over a month now, faggot.

>>674851467
I don't do this because it helps me. It doesn't.

>>674851482
Yeah just get a psych major. It's pretty trivial.

>>674851402
I don't have any minutes. Will text do?

>>674851617
Yeah, no. You can be a research psychologist with a masters, and even undergrads can do research.

>>674851683
Yeah, this is the first thread you've seen dude. It's a reference to prior threads. Lurk moar.

>>674847057
I too am trapped in my meatbag. I quit remeron, Zoloft, elavil,etc... Everything but pain meds, still unable to be more than superficially happy. PTSD .... What do?

>>674851683
>>674849459
See this, newfriend.

>>674851772
Yes, just please talk to me brother

>>674850604
>without precscription

Guess you don't need it then you lazy bum.

>>674851552
Psychotherapists only need a master's degree. Psychologists need a PhD.

>>674851402
Call me (218) 428-6305

>>674851956
Why did you quit medication your doctor prescribed for you?

>>674851981
I ain't your brother. But I'll talk to you.

>>674851772
Wait. I'll get on board that benzos are not good for you, but I don't think their is a single study that confirms neurotoxicity, or even suggests it. Care to correct me?

>>674848811

Two doubles in a row... if that's not a reason to live, I don't know what is. Seriously though, please don't hurt/kill yourself. There's nothing worth your life.

>>674851772
> Yeah, no. You can be a research psychologist with a masters, and even undergrads can do research.

Not in America.

Have you considered that the root of your depression is that you are a woman who has strayed from her natural role as mother, wife, home maker and sexual object?

File: 1458170148516.jpg (119 KB, 500x564) Image search: [Google]

119 KB, 500x564

>>674850451
>>674850893

Shit man. That would take all day.

>Visual hallucinations. Mostly indescribable dark blurs, shapes, blobs, bugs on wall, etc. Sometimes flashes of light.
>Auditory. Thumps. Sometimes distant conversations, like someone left a tv on downstairs. Very rare now, more common a few years ago.
>Tactile. Thumps. Crawlies on skin.
>Dissociation shit, kind of like when you have the flu and have "out of body" sensation, but more prolonged and rather intense.
>Obvi extreme depression. Life has fallen into 100% shit. (Other medical problems as well. Extreme headaches since I was a kid. I had spinal fusion because of warehouse jobs in college, a few other surgeries that didn't go well for other reasons, etc. Just bad luck with my body in general.)
>Intense anxiety. Everyone calls me the most laid back person they've ever met, but inside I'm a mess whenever I leave the house. Makes me avoid everything and everyone.
>Takes a couple hours to fall asleep, and I wake up every 1-2 hours. Extremely vivid dreams every single night, multiple times per night. Dreams are 100% awful. Very violent, very sexual, usually combination of both. I'm not a violent person, and my sexual tendencies/fetishes are 100% boring. I don't even like cartoon porn or anal. That boring.

Probably more, but I can't keep track of it all. Very overwhelming.

>>674847057

you know too much about life OP.

no reasonable person will blame you if you do.

godspeed.

>>674847057
Do you wanna kill yourself in front of your clients while saying "I AM THE ONE WHO HAS PROBLEMS NOT YOU"?

>>674847057
When did you get your degree?
Have you tried a drug dependency?
Do many of your patients have a thing for incest?

>>674852321
Wrong. Just factually wrong dude.

>>674852434
Generally, no.

>>674852497
If it were so easy.

>>674852471
Hm. What medication would you say has the most positive effects, and which do nothing at all?

Sounds like a lot of bad things, to be honest.

>>674852595
Why do you always add a weird sexual one in?

>>674852578
I don't have clients.

>>674847057
Have you seen another psychologist about your depression?

>>674847057
whats your deepest darkest sexual fantasy?

>>674851195
Only if you think that you are bound by epigenetics. The mind is part materialistic and part non-materialistic. If you can't seek worldly pleasure, try it with something not from this world. Don't surrender to fate.

File: lazy-sigh-armpits.jpg (380 KB, 600x847) Image search: [Google]

380 KB, 600x847

Will armpits help?

OP
Why don't you self medicate?

>>674847057
what has been the worst way youve manipulated someone? i love psychology. i analyze all my friends

>>674852578
What are you a professor? that's the worst kind of psych there is.

Op, why not develop sctizophentia and use a split personality to evaluate yourself?

>>674852708
If there is someone adding a weird sexual one in, it wasn't me.
That was the first one I posted
Anyway, I've got a mommy fantasy, and I was wondering how common it actually is.
I'll take that as "you're alone faggot."

File: q1.jpg (122 KB, 734x621) Image search: [Google]

122 KB, 734x621

Her name is Javiela. She cheated on me for a few months before I figured it all out. It hurts like a bitch and it's my time for payback. I am here by today releasing all her videos( bitch loved getting in the ass , jesus that pussy) She is also legal I promise. .. http://www78.zippyshare.com/v/ubuw4Usy/file.html .. Will be removed in 5 mintues. /b/ OP is not a fag <3 18

>>674851402
Saw this same post a few days ago faget

>>674847057
Are you an oxymoron

File: kermit.png (993 KB, 800x727) Image search: [Google]

993 KB, 800x727

>>674852724
I've seen basically every kind of medical professional known to man. Even been in an fMRI once or twice.

>>674852845
Go back to sleep.

>>674852878
No medication works.

>>674852817
I reject that entire concept. My dual major was computer science sir; you won't be convincing me with any dualistic arguments.

I'm the sexiest von nuemann machine ever created; that's enough for me.

>>674852806
Seriously, what is with you and sexual things.

>>674853061
I don't do that.

>>674852098
Because of the horrible hallucinations and nightmares that would happen when they put me in cells and cut me off cold turkey. Happened over a dozen times and I was sick of being tortured. Didn't help anyway...

>>674847057
OP, where is God?

>>674853093
Because it isn't easy to get schizophrenia.

>>674853096
Relatively common.

>>674853137
No.

File: 1455040056761_u18chan.jpg (18 KB, 400x300) Image search: [Google]

18 KB, 400x300

>>674852314
the doubles run out eventually...

>>674852708
>Wrong. Just factually wrong dude.

You're wrong and you're not a psychologist, and you certainly don't specialize in "neuropsychopharmacology" based on the knowledge of medications you have displayed in this thread.

>/b/.... only a fool....

>>674847057
Why wont you show your tits?

Why did you chose psych? There is much more better thing to do than observing/studying human behavioral pattern.

>>674847057
what game is that pic from?

>>674853278
In the feverish mines of those using traditional hallucinogens.

>>674853315
Yeah, gonna go ahead and ignore someone lying on the internet.

>>674853324
It's too cold out.

>>674851055
Your Craigslist philosophy degree is worthless. Your post is seriously the worst incorrect philosophical dribble I've ever read on /b. Retard.

>>674853436
>Yeah, gonna go ahead and ignore someone lying on the internet.

Then stay as far away from /b/ as you can.

>>674853161
So you are a determined machine?

File: 1457315957175.png (232 KB, 500x375) Image search: [Google]

232 KB, 500x375

>>674852471
>>674852708

Eh. That's the thing, none of them have really done anything. Since I've been in this program for 3.5ish years, they've had me on about 15 or so different meds (in different combos). I have a history of medicine not working on me. After I had my spine done up, I was on percocet, morphine, and fentanyl at the same time and it wasn't doing anything. (Except making me high as shit, obviously.) Didn't dull the pain in the slightest, I was more or less bedridden until I had to go back to school, then I was hobbling around on a cane like a fucking retard.

Know anything that could cause medicine not to work on people?

>>674853161
you said anything

>>674853061
>>674853161
why not? why did you get into psychology? why are you suicidally depressed? if youve answered already just link to that post

>>674853386
First, I actually think you are really wrong on that; studying and categorizing animals is what led to taxonomy and biology, which are extremely important in a lot of ways, not least of which is keeping the world fed.

Psychology is the next frontier, where we turn soft mushy observation into experimental theories, and attempt to understand what is inside us rather than without.

Also, I picked it up on accident while studying CS. Woops.

>>674853431
The Witcher.

>>674853584
Sadly this is my home.

>>674853656
Yes. It's called "being a human"; opiates are not effective for long term treatment of pain.

>>674853597
I am me, and that's all I want to be.

>>674847057
You're an imposter. Yesterday someone posted the same stuff, but different image. Post time stamp and tits to provide proof or GTFO.

>>674847057
Why don't you kill yourself?

>>674853819
Psych is just applied biology.

>>674853819
>sadly this is my home

sadly, this is the part where you an hero.

>>674853436
OP, suppose I'm not on hallucigens. Where is he now?

>>674853161
Did your scan give you any new info? Also do you think you'll ever get better? I'd like to think you will. No homo

>>674853161
Hey! I am computer science major!
Also a determinist, or at least I think freewill is a myth.
Have you considered just giving up on pleasure and living because instinct compels you too?
That's pretty much what I've done.

>>674853796
I am suicidally depressed due to genetics. I got into psychology on accident.

>>674853824
It...I was the person posting that, you dolt! I do this thread every day! Lurk moar.

>>674853973
Too many things to do.

>>674853990
Doesn't exist.

>>674854005
Yeah, no. I'll be like this till I die.

>>674847057
hi im suisidal the doctor says that the only cure is tits

>>674853819
>CS
>Psych
Are you trying to make a real AI and I mean an Independent AI?

>>674847988
How bad are the burns?

>>674849459
>What is revisionist history

>>674847057
Why do you care about anything?

>>674854169
I guess you'll find d out soon enough, won't you

>>674852098
Also I do take xanax sometimes when I need to stop my head and get some sleep. Hate the side effects tho

>>674854148
Humans have three instincts:
1. Suckling
2. Grasping
3. Licking plates (or any highly reflective surfaces)

Beyond that, humans have no real instinctual traits, modulo a few really stupid heuristics (like the drowning response).

So no, I don't consider that a viable option.

>>674854208
Currently, I'm working with a financial institution to make an AI that predicts how humans work in various financial models.

So no, not quite.

>>674854256
Pretty bad. Why?

>>674854387
Eventually we all will.

>>674854346
What do you mean?

File: 1457846858302.jpg (115 KB, 553x717) Image search: [Google]

115 KB, 553x717

>>674853656
>>674853819

No, I was just mentioning the opiates as a point of reference. As in, I have a history of medicine not working. All the headache medicine they've ever tried hasn't worked either, along with the antipsychotics and mood stabilizers.

Didn't know if there was anything you know about that. Like a liver disorder, or a blood-brain barrier thing, or if I should just fucking kill myself.

File: 1438481082041.jpg (49 KB, 500x500) Image search: [Google]

49 KB, 500x500

>>674847057
>No, I won't show you my tits.

why do you insist on people knowing ur a girl on the internet. what exactly have you contributed to this shit with that? If you left that line out, no one would even think of requesting your floppy fucking tits, and your fucking vagina has no relevance to the topic at hand you bleeding whining cunt.

Fucking stupid attention seeking slut.

>>674854548
I wouldn't recommend suicide.

Xenon treatment has been effective for pain relief, though it requires specialized equipment and expensive xenon. Don't suppose you are rich?

File: img1.png (100 KB, 190x179) Image search: [Google]

100 KB, 190x179

ive been abusing alprazolam for like the last 6 months. ive cut down to one, but ima wean down. you think this is the best idea?

>>674854675
Lurk moar. You didn't get the joke.

>>674851963
Are you an idiot? That post just confirms the validity of my post. She implied her gender when there was no need, hence she's an attention whore.

>>674851772
No, I don't need to lurk more. You mentioned your gender by mentioning tits. There is no gender on /b. Period. But you revealed you have tits, thereby attention whoring. It doesn't matter if you had previous threads, because you clearly did the same cuck move and revealed you have tits. GTFO you fake uneducated bitch.

This place is shit. This thread would have been saged even just a few years ago.

>>674854767
I wouldn't recommend abusing alprazolam.

>>674847057
Are a licensed psychologist?

>>674854821
Blah blah blah your newfag is showing. LURK MOAR.

>>674847057
what are your thoughts on anal play?

>>674847057
Do you think the DSM is a bunch of made up bullshit? And what do you think about the the insert labels saying that they don't exactly know how the medications actually work?

>>674854933
Asking the important questions, also checked.

>>674854775
I think im fully in the know but thanks for your nothing post.

>>674847057
Does penis size really matter?

The homeless anon from London is now in Liverpool, crashing on an old friend's sofa I think.

At times he seems optimistic, at times the inverse. I'm still trying to talk with him, but he's got other friends now.

He mentioned that his friend might be able to get him a job, though I'm not sure if he wants to work just yet.

Have you been in contact with him?

>>674854833
i wouldnt reccoment abusing it either im a damn addict. jesus thanks for the help u fag.

how much wood could a would chuck wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

>>674852708
>Why do you always add a weird sexual one in?
welcome to 4chan

>>674854169
suicide and depression are genetic? good thing i wont be having kids. theyd be fucked. how by accident? checked the wrong box? so you dont love the field?

>>674847057
why dont you kill yourself youre only going to inject your bullshit into the people that pay you to feel better. oh right your probably suicidal because you are horrible at your job.

>>674854977
The DSM is a large, incredibly detailed, and ever progressing document that helps doctors diagnose mental disorders in a standardized way.

Does it have flaws? Absolutely. But it is moving forward, especially with judging diseases and disorders as spectrums rather than isolated cases.

Basically, in a nut shell, we're at the area physics was in the early 1900's; we know a lot, but we don't know what the underlying causes are.

That's not a weakness; it just shows how far we have left to go.

As for the inserts, you realize basically every antibiotic was designed by random chance or by improving a prior drug, which was developed by random chance, right? Yet they save lives. Just because you don't know how something works doesn't mean it doesn't work.

>>674855173
He dropped off my kik after that night.

>>674855205
42

>>674855284
Some forms are.

>>674855319
I don't get paid as a psychologist.

>>674847057
You're a typical garbage human who has no skills and gets off by posing as someone qualified to give information anonymously on the internet. At best, all you've ever done is check someone in and maybe take their blood pressure.

Kill yourself.