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Was at a hick bonfire and got kicked out when some cucks "bravely" confronted me about me "talkin' shit" on their country music/heritage, so I say we have a hick hate thread. I'll start.

Why do rednecks constantly say they "love our country" then go around whining when people say they shouldn't fly the flag of the Confederacy, which literally BETRAYED our country and killed US military members (who rednecks also claim to love so much)?
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>>674842306
Rednecks are fucking ignorant
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>>674842306
I'll take redneck peckerwood hicks over self-righteous leftist jingo triggerbots any day.
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They should have beaten your ass for not knowing when to keep your mouth shut.
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>>674843262
Go fuck your sister you retard. You don't deserve to vote in our country. Also, god doesn't exist. You're useless.
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>>674843240
This
Hicks don't whine or start protesting when you disagree with them they're usually to busy fishing or fucking their sisters
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>>674842306

To be fair, the Confederacy didn't betray anyone.

What they DID do was attempt to secede from the Union, which at the time (and as far as I know still isn't) illegal under the Constitution.

The Union didn't even do much of anything about it except for disregard the Confederacy's demand that they leave Fort Sumter, which is on South Carolina land. When the Feds wouldn't leave (and they had a whole bigass artillery group stationed in the fort, aiming at the nearby city), even after being warned repeatedly over a few months that if they didn't, there would be military actions against them, they ignored the South's pleas. So, the South, keeping their word, finally took action, and kicked off the war.

TL,DR: It wasn't a betrayal, the USA refused to leave seceded land after capturing a Southern fort and threatening the nearby city with cannons.
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>>674844156
Naw not usually. I wasn't even "talkin shit", more joking lightheartedly about how everyone there had cowboy boots. They got butthurt out of nowhere.
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They're poorly educated and their bloodlines run thin due to their cousin fucking nature. They're blissfully ignorant as well, they don't want to be educated. The belief system that they are spoon fed by their inbred elders is the one they hold on to their entire lives ignoring anything that differs with them.

On top of that they're all bark and no bite, they'll talk shit and act all big and tough but won't do anything. And when you come across one that will actually fight it's an absolute joke, I've never met a redneck that didn't punch like a limp wristed retard. I suppose that's because of their weak DNA

Source:raised in the south, still live in the south
I have my fair share of redneck friends, but I'm telling it like it is
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>>674842306
why were you even there?
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>>674844349
True, and I'm no nationalist who "loves my country". It's just a bit hypocritical when they say people who kill our military (for ANY reason) are "monsters" then turn around and fly a flag of a country that killed thousands of US military.
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>>674842306
Don't hate them because they don't fit into your frumpy 20something pseudo-righteous/pseudo-intellectual trend following #berniesanders4prez category

Fuck, I WISH I was born down south. Wouldn't be exposed to this nu-hipster bernie sanders obsessed idiot literal sheep bullshit I can't get away from where I live.
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>>674844887
I don't hate rednecks tbh, and someone invited me. I thought it'd be fun so I went. Now I'm pissed that they're so easily offeneded, so I wanna rant.
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>>674845062

While I see your point, The Confederacy killed United States men for an actual reason, and a very American one at that: Freedom. Specifically, they were fighting for states' rights to do things as they will within those states, like they're supposed to.

The fucking sand people are killing our soldiers because they're illogical, irrational religious zealots with an extreme hatred of Western culture and a thirst for control. All they want is to exert their dominance over everyone else on the planet by force, and will violently assault anyone who steps in their way.
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I wasn't talking shit, I just said I don't like country music and pointed out how I was the only one there who didn't have cowboy boots on. People seemed to like me, but a few got butthurt over stupid shit and wanted me to leave.
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>>674845412
That's a whole lot of words to say you're a gaping assed faggot
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>>674845412
Living in the south wouldn't change that, I know more sanders supporters than any other candidate.

Just in the south you get the added benefit of a piss poor eduction system. Plus all the white trash, crack head scum. They're worse than niggers
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>>674842306
Sounds like you're just a commie bastard, OP.
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>hick hate thread
>go fuck your sister you retard
>always fucking their sister
>blah blah blah sister fucker
> at least two wincest threads a day on /b/

Ok...
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>>674844156
That's not true at all, you're whining right now
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>>674842306
>Was at a hick bonfire and got kicked out when some cucks "bravely" confronted me about me "talkin' shit" on their country music/heritage

Sounds to me like you are the cuck.
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>>674842306
why couldn't you keep your mouth shut, drink their beer and smoke their weed and listen to some lynyrd skynyrd?
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>>674842306
They didn't betray our country. They were actually there OWN country. With their own president. They did not want to join the States because they did not want to use our system of money and did not want to free slaves. The Stars and Bars was their flag
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>>674847140
Kek most young rednecks listen to luke Bryan and similar faggot shit. If they listened to lynard skynard they might be more tolerable
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>>674842306
>invited to a party by people you hate
>Go to party
>Talk shit about the host's interests
>Gets kicked out
>Starts hate thread about hosts

I'm all for a hick hate thread but you are clearly the asshole in this situation.
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>>674845920
>hiding under the guise of "state's rights" so they can violate human rights and people's life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness
>MUH FREEDOM

They were traitors who took parts of the Constitution that they liked and ran with it while ignoring the Constitution as a whole. Just like how bible thumpers take the parts of the Bible they like and ignore the other shit that doesn't go along with their narrative of how the world works. The South and the Confederacy are just as ignorant and illogical, irrational religious zealots as Muslim extremists
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>>674847094
I second this.
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>>674846844
kek
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>>674845920
Some of those people (talking Afgan War) are uneducated and only fighting cause we're seen as "invaders". They're considered "evil" purely because they're trying to kill our military.

Not saying those people are in the right or anything, but just pointing out, that's why hicks say they're bad guys.

The south chose to leave, and then they started a war when our military didn't agree to surrender half of our country away. The result of this is thousands of US military lost.

Hicks have a hard on for our country and hate people who kill our military members (no matter how it's justified). Then they fly confederate flag.
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>>674847464
I hate country and Luke Bryan is okay

Source: I live in South Carolina
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>>674842306
Have you considered being less of an autist and simply adapting your behavior to your social setting?
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>>674844156
whines about people who whine. WELCOME FAGGOT you will fit right in with the rest of the retards.
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>>674842306
Ha rednecks are fucking retarded that's why. This isn't news to anyone. They're pretty fun to drink with though, I'm half Black and I partied fuckin' hard with some hillbillies out in West Virginia when I was around 18. Great times.
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>>674848195
When do you plan on coming out to your parents because Luke Bryan is for fags m8
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>>674844507
And you come online to cry like a little coward.
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I got your back OP!
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>>674847296
>They didn't betray our country. They were actually there OWN country.
No they were and are a part of your country. That's why it was a civil war.
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>>674847497
More like

>invited to a party by people
>Go to party
>Realize they are hicks
>Don't give 2 fucks that they're hicks
>Keep lighthearted mood
>Say I don't like country music
>Poke fun at hicks thinking they can handle it
>Hicks upset.jpg
>Hicks confront me about my offensive jokez
>go home to make hick thread because pissed
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>go to party
>shit talk the hosts taste in music
>point out they are all wearing cowboy boots, in my most hilatious mocking voice
>fucking cucks, getting mad at me, cant they take a joke
Geez op, are you 17? If they came to your party ans shit talked the way you look and your taste in music, youd act the same way. Proof? You got mad about them getting mad and started a thread on /b/ to confirm your beliefs.
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You can love your countrymen but dislike your government faggioli
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>>674848806
Each state was, and somewhat still is, considered their own country. That is why the US is called United States. It was this Union they sought to leave.
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>>674847094
Third
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>>674842306
>reddit
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>>674848958
>be me
>be gay
>go to hick party cause invited
>hoping to meet other gays
>say country music isnt sexy
>get thrown out because gay
>go to /b/ to make thread about how stupid they are
>totally not butthurt
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>>674844672
"All bark and no bite" you have heard of the KKK before right? You know the group that says kill all niggers then precedes to kill niggers. Yupp sounds like more bark than bite to me
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>>674849399
Checked
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>>674842306
Confederate states aren't really American. The only reason those states are part of the Union is because of the white people living there. Kind of like how Hitler incorporated blonde haired-blue-eyed Russians into the German state. They were white, but they were not actually German.
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>>674848473
I dunno just... Whenever

I don't know why I like it, it's unjustifiable.
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>>674842306
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>>674842306
Hicks annoy the fuck out of me but so don't non hicks. I can't stand 99.9% of people.
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>>674849399
>>674849477
>>674849488
>mfw
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>>674846529
The only thing worse than a nigger is a sand nigger
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>>674842306
Redneck until I die.
I don't hate you for hating me, be a big tough guy on the internet.
I have a better education, family, employment, and education. My neck is only red, because I trimmed the long hair off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gASpL4DyZng
When the world, as you know it dies, I will eat your flesh and render your bones into tools.
I look just like you, but I have 5 x the knowledge.
I will eat you when the bombs fall, and I know how to cook long pig. Laugh in your basement today.
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>>674849477
The KKK doesn't do shit anymore. There hasn't been a proper lynch mob in years.
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>>674842306
That is a battle flag. the confederacy never actually had a flag. The battle flags were used to tell the difference between the northern and southern armies. try doing some history research.
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>>674848986
If I had a party and some southern kid came over and said Trap Music weren't no good, I'd laugh and give him shit back, then we'd laugh and drink while my music were playing. If he said he didn't like my lifestyle (even if he were being serious and sincerely hateful), I'd laugh it off and give him shit back. I wouldn't get 3 guys and go confront him.
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Hicks are stupid. But they should be allowed to fly any flag they want, if these hippie liberal ass faggots get to waive whatever flags they want, in addition to stepping on the one of their own country.
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>>674843240
Mfw misusing jingoism.
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>op
Kek, I'm guessing you're like 14 since you had no choice but to go to this party that you hate.
Don't worry op you were clearly the smartest guy there, you're just misunderstood.
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>>674850051
OK caveman, the KKK and BLM got into a "gang fight" that made national news this month.
Stabbings, arrests...
But live in your cave, and tell us about reality.
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>>674844887
Probably because he leads a normal social life, you fucking NEET. Anyone who goes outside has been in a fucked up situation from time to time.

Well, if they have more than one friend, probably.
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>>674850286
You don't go to a party and shit talk the hosts whole lifestyle and music, ofcourse you got confronted you pussy.
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>>674848783
this forced meme again? are you fucking kidding me?

kill yourself faggot
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>>674844008
Mann, why you gotta bring santa claus into this?
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>>674850654
That "gang fight" was pretty much BLM folk attacking and beating the shit out of the KKK people. Hardly supports any theory that the KKK is doing anything meaningful these days, let alone lynching anyone.
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>>674842306
You're a silly Hilary supporter
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>>674843262
Assaulting someone for speaking their mind is called being a bully you infantile dunce.
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>>674850720
>knew there was going to be a lot of people who fit a stereotype he didn't like
>still went willingly
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>>674849072
The states haven't been anywhere close to independent since the end of the Articles of Confederation
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>>674850286
You would have to have friends first that would be willing to attend a party thrown by your pimple faces virgin ass.
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>>674842306
>Was at a hick bonfire
there's your problem
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>>674842306
I figured you made this thread to pick at me.
That's fine, tougher men than you've tried.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQPRFqWPWgE

Here's my hat, come and touch?
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>>674851101
You need to go into a biker bar and tell them they look stupid.
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Haha, all the over reactive butthurt redneck fags feels it's their duty to post in a thread about how over reactive and butthurt they get. Bravo, you gonna get mad and punch your light bright box out of anger?
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>>674851109
He clearly went with his parents
And he's probably SO grounded after this. Hence the butthurt 9gag thread
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>>674849813
lol
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>>674851101
Knowingly going to a "hick bonfire" and ripping on hicks is a douche move. If you don't like that kind of thing, don't go. If you go, don't insult your hosts and their culture. That's just common sense and common politeness.
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It's strange how you came to their bonfire, were rude to them, got confronted for it, and instead of learning from the experience, you come on here to make a hick hate thread.
There needs to be a term and a hate thread for angsty little bitches like yourself.
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>>674851522
Rednecks are basically backwoods feminists.

"We demand equal respect in our beliefs!"

"Nah, all that smartin' talk sounds stupid I don't wanna listen ta yer's just SHUT UP, by equal I mean I'm right."
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>>674851716
this
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>>674851522
>about how over reactive and butthurt they get
As if that's solely an attribute of rednecks. All people tend to get that way when someone comes to THEIR party and insults them. As people have stated, go to a biker bar and get mouthy. Go to a Bernie rally and start putting down socialists. Go to a college campus and talk pro-life. Go to a BLM meeting and be white. I could go on, but you get the picture. It's not unreasonable to be polite and non-combative when around people you disagree with. If you can't do that, then just don't go.
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>>674842306

Wait so let me get this straight....

You went to a bonfire party, talked shit, got confronted for it, and then you ran away like a pussy and you think the guys you ran away from were the cucks?

I've got some bad news for you dude.
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>>674842832
/thread
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Her name is Javiela. She cheated on me for a few months before I figured it all out. It hurts like a bitch and it's my time for payback. I am here by today releasing all her videos( bitch loved getting in the ass , jesus that pussy) She is also legal I promise. .. http://www78.zippyshare.com/v/ubuw4Usy/file.html .. Will be removed in 5 mintues. /b/ OP is not a fag <3 13
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>>674851520
Way to entirely miss his point with a useless subject change, fuckwit.
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>>674842306
>>674843240
sup fam?
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>>674844349
How fucking much did you ignore us history? Andrew Jackson made it a very clear point that the south wasn't allowed to secede, after bum rushing to South Carolina when they threatened to secede. Later after he left office, and Lincoln was elected, the south was like, hm fuck off you blossom wankers, and screwed off with their sisters
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>>674852447
As a contrarian asshole, I've done most of these things.

All, campus and pro-life is anything people with loudhorns and bibles does. Have you ever been on a campus?

Got my dick sucked at a BLM "meeting" this was after I said, yo' "Don't all lives matter?" Wouldn't you message get more traction if you approached it from a problem facing citizens instead of "only one group" being oppreseed?"

I once went into a biker bar, they asked me if I ride... I told them yeah, but it was nothing they could handle.

This peeked their interest... I said, I bet you 20 bucks you wouldn't be able to even drive my beast. This mean looking summa'bitch comes up, and says "fucking try me, I've ridden a massive 2300 Hp hog before!"

I say, alright man, you're on, we walked out to the parking lot, and said there it is... My 48hp Vespa. After the guy stopped laughing I got my $20 bucks and a free drink while we bitch about women.

However, one time, some redneck fags were bitching about death panels, and I said, something needs to change with the medical insurance in this country, it's not working, I don't think the ACA is that bad, it's already saved a friend of mine's life. That one got me sucker punched.

So yeah, fuck those violent, ignorant ass, redneck, hypocrites!
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>>674853175
Literally the only black guy in the picture.
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>>674851522
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>>674854076
We's real happy with our cots boss.

Yes'sirie Yes'sirie
Need a shoe shine, a bail lifted, a patch picked, bitch breeded, one of the uppity ones beat? Anything you want, I know's wese the bestin heres.
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>>674853625
Cool stories, and i'm being sincere. But you weren't really an asshole in any of them. I'm sorry you had that experience with a dumbass redneck, but it's no proof that they are any more violent or ignorant in general than anyone else.
You've had some cool experiences, but they're not necessarily indicative of societal absolutes.
I just think that it's always a good idea to not insult people, especially when you're a guest in their "habitat".
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>>674854459
i love when minorities (or the white fags do it for the minority group) get scared of an individual thinking for themselves and doing something different

you see it with indians, asians, and especially nigs. "light skin job", "whitewashed" etc

minorities are so small minded lol, and white cuck fags join in
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>>674854847
Ah sure, I was just making fun of black people wearing loser flags.
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>>674854459
stay mad
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Because that happened a million fucking years ago, and to most people the flag is a symbol of the region. How about fucking off?
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>>674854782
Yeah, I rarely directly insult someone.
I mean unless they're being an annoying faggot.

But I did save one black girl (skinny and smart one too) from joining the "protest" they were trying to plan.

Also, fuck bible thumpers, no one needs to be yelling ANYTHING 8am on a fucking Monday.
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>>674855097
Look man, if you wanna work my farm for free go the fuck ahead.

Just don't wear those loser flags on my American soil.
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the lot of you stewart included,are skull reamed because those fellas & where they live are flyover land for the liberal hollywood/press democrat combines,had you known civil war history,,you would comprehend that that flag is an artifact of their history,they wish harm to no one,do not want to go back to slavery,and they are subject to unremitting bashing 7 days for the big 3 tv nets the internet liberal/left sites,also from patch on sleeves doob in pocket college professors,,they are sick of it,,tossed aside as worthless by the new york times, peed on by nickey haley RINOS
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>>674842306
>i walked into someone's house and shit on the floor
>let's talk shit about them on an anonymoose message board
You're the fucking cuck, you butthurt little bitch.
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>>674854076
That is a Photoshop composite image of the same black guy.
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>>674855902
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>>674855902
>flyover land
This term used to get my blood boiling because of the dumbasses who don't appreciate anything outside their cities, but then I realized that I'm glad we have those self-made penal colonies where they can leave the rest of us alone and smell their own farts.
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>>674842306
Why did you go to a hick bonfire if you don't like hicks?
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>>674856561
What else are you gonna do in Hickland?
Fuck sisters, drink beer, go to bon-fires and chimp out about people not having the same world view as you.
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>>674851109
Yeah, all your friends are just like you? No wonder you are a boring asshole. When you get tired of your head up your own ass, you just use theirs instead.
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Fuckin' grocery store's American flag dissappeared, and now on 2nd shift some jackhole employee parks his pickup truck next to the empty pole with a Stars and Goddamn Bars battle flag hanging off the tailgate.

Not only that, I'm in a southern county that sided largely with the Union and had to be occupied by the Confederates.

Not only do these jackasses not understand the local history, flying these fucking confederate flags only serves the purpose to STIR SHIT.

They're being assholes. Plain and simple.
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>>674842306
Op, your post is ignorant in so many ways...get educated before you spout your idiocy.
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So let me get this straight... You went to a place where the group is dominantly what you adorably describe as "hicks" and started talking down on the group? Show some fucking social skills and stop being such a sperglord. Nobody likes an asshole at a party. Grow some character.
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One of the best President's of the United States.

God bless you sir and everything you do for the common man.

And thank you so much, for how much you piss off ignorant fucks that have no idea how the world works.
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>>674856843
>What else are you gonna do in Hickland?
Work with your hands, grow your own veggies, raise your own livestock, ride horses, go fishing or hunting, go mudding, shoot guns on your own land, watch TV, enjoy great food, breath fresh air, improve your neck tan, like your neighbors, go to church, go to a local bar (even if it's in a barn), and yes, sometimes make a foray into the nearest metro area to shop, dine, see a show. There's nothing wrong with choosing to live in Hickland. Some prefer it.
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>>674858053
Weird, being an asshole at a party is usually what gets me laid.
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>>674858717
Gays like assholes I suppose
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>>674858367
That's all a goddamn lie and you know it.

Grow veggies? What are you some sort of vagina?

Raise livestock? Please, you can't raise shit if you have to work a real job.

Go fishing or hunting, only once you have the right licences and only during certain times of the year.

Like your neighbors, you can like precisely 50% of your neighbors, the other ones are fucking dicks with annoying kids and you know that's the fucking truth.

Go to church, yes I want to be bored for 2 hours on my one day off.

Go to a local bar - don't forget to kill someone on the way back you drunk fuck because there's not public transit system.

No wonder the meth rates are so fucking high, if TV and drunk driving are the best you got.
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>>674842306
Im a redneck

Your problem is you are dealing with drunks trying to bait you into a fight. Honestly you sound kind of like a pussy, most 'redneck' fights are one on one, none of that 20 guys beating the shit out of you. Stand up for yourself. Thats not even a confederate flag.
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>>674859223
Yes they do, is that the first thing you think of when you think about the word asshole?
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>>674859451
Oh dear. Special level stupid in full effect my niggas.
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>>674859451
>grow veggies? What are you some sort of vagina
It's 5:37 am here and I'm in a thread with a bunch of morons
I need to reassess my life
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>>674859745
Riiight...

Meth is totally not a problem for you faggots.
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>>674859451
>Like your neighbors, you can like precisely 50% of your neighbors, the other ones are fucking dicks with annoying kids and you know that's the fucking truth.

Well shit, no arguing that.
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>>674845531
You sound like a little bitch who is insecure because he just got rejected and made fun of by strangers tbh.
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>>674860147
Something tells me the police in shelby are corrupt af
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>>674859451
I pity you, if you believe that. I love living in a rural area. I have a very productive garden every year, despite working full-time. I have kept cattle, sheep, horses, and goats while working full-time. Not huge herds, but still. Also, some people turn that INTO a full-time job. Fishing and hunting don't require licenses on private property, and licenses are cheap if you want to do it on public property. Neighbors are usually nicer and easier to get along with in rural areas, at least in my experience. If you don't like church, that's cool. A lot of people do. At my weight, it would take 5 beers for me to blow more than .08, so I don't really see your point that I am necessarily drunk driving home for a bar. Plenty of people do that in the city, anyway. I also have never done meth, sorry. I'm down to try most things once, but not sure about that one.
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>>674858717
I'm sure all the girls at your middle school love the jerks
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>>674842306
I can fly the confederate flag if I want to, it's history. You know you're fucked up when you delete history.
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>>674860402
Who says I don't?

*plot twist nigger*
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>>674860467
Whos confederate flag do you fly?
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>>674860271
This.
50% of your neibours are dicks with annoying kids
Everybody knows that shit
Fucking truth right there
50% of your neibours are the same specific neibours that op has and you fucking know its true!!
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>>674845412
Texas fag here, can tell you young kids here still suck bernie dick on the reg
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>>674846529
You also get the benefit of jobs. Texas is the best state for the working person.
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>>674860442
I should clarify, I'm not actually a redneck, I made it all the way into big people school, you might have heard of it, it's called college, it's what comes after the GED and community college if you're lucky.
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>>674860147
>muh cherry picking

You are correct however, zero problem for me.
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>>674860621
None, because I don't like flags that much. Still doesn't change the fact that I can fly any flag I want as long as it doesn't say fuck the police or fuck niggers or something.
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>>674860679
I think this is a universal truth.
Trash with multiple kids they can't afford.

In the city you call them niggers, in the country you call them Tiffany and Jim-Dale.
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>>674861029
>as long as it doesn't say fuck the police or fuck niggers
Why wouldn't you be able to fly a flag saying either of those things? It might not be smart to do, but it's your right.
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>>674861029
You can fly a flag that says fuck the police, 1st ammendment rights.

You cannot fly a flag that says fuck black people
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>>674860968
You're on /b/ and complaining about debate etiquette protocol...?
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>>674861312
>You cannot fly a flag that says fuck black people
Sure you can.
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>>674849039
this
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>>674861295
You're probably right but cops and people are pussified and they'd side with the niggers. Also saying fuck the police is contempt or some bull shit.
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>this beta cuck talked shit and couldn't even defend himself when confronted by real men
>retreats to the internet to cry about it and regurgitate stereotypes
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>>674861389
Hate crime

They made my town take down a billboard that said 'dont let the sun shine on your black ass'

Then they cut down the hanging tree
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>>674842306
get better at making up stories. this is shitposting at its finest
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>>674861382
:(
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>>674861575
>Also saying fuck the police is contempt or some bull shit.
They might charge you with some bullshit, as you say, but the charge would be dropped.
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>>674860915
You're adorable. Man, I'm impressed that you did something after highschool. I'm sure you're really proud of that piece of paper that said you are someone. I bet it's the single greatest achievement of your life. All I have is this silly $100k+ a year job and an insignificant degree from some podunk University called purdue. Go you though.
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>>674861623
>Then they cut down the hanging tree
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>>674843262
>hick detected
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>>674859451
>Grow veggies? What are you some sort of vagina?

You sound like a hick
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>>674861575
This>>674861708

A guy drove around for years with a fuck the police bumper sticker and flipped off ever cop he saw. He was arrested for everything you can imagine but never for saying fuck the police
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>>674861623
I'd love to see someone try that case. There are plenty of 'fuck white people' signs at any large BLM event. There are plenty of 'God hates fags' signs at Westboro Baptist protests...Forcing a town to take down a billboard is different than charging an individual with a crime for expressing an opinion.
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>>674861604
You know this is /b/ right?

Pretty sure that's half the reason this place is popular.

>Grr some feminists said something stupid and class and people clapped for her, I feel like an outsider.

>Black people trash my store where I work and I can't say anything or I'll get fired, I feel like an outsider.

>I want to take pics of my sister and ... why does society always make me feel like an outsider?

We then come share our struggles on /b/ and venomously blame OP.

Because OP is always a faggot, but so are stupid hicks.

*Drops Mic*

I'm out.
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>>674842306
That's not a flag of betrayal. Just cause some dumb ass Democrats ran it up during the civil rights, doesn't make it as one.

That flag is the flag of the Virginia militia, and is recognized by the US government as a flag of the US.

Southerners like it cause it used to be that Virginia, as the leader of the South, was the richest, most prosperous and most important state of the US until the US was deep into the industrial revolution. But Virginia is once again becoming the richest, most important state, thanks to all the money that runs off of Washington DC.

So when rednecks fly that flag, they are really saying--- Hey government! Get bigger! Cause you'll make the South the most powerful and richest part of the US again by being in the South and spending all those tax dollars on yourself and the people around you.

Dumb fucking rednecks. Complaining about the government and then wanting to fly its flag.
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>>674842306
You realise it was the north that invaded the south

The bad guys won the civil war
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Glad to see I have another excuse to post about Sherman. This guy carved a path of destruction making his way to the coast. When he got to Atlanta, they didn't even put up a fight, the mayor begged him to spare their city, but he did it anyway.

It's a shame reconstruction ended early, out country would be much better off if the confederate states stayed conquered territories.
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>>674861790
Actually my single greatest achievement was my child.

My second was my job with TSSC-II benefits.
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>>674862081
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>>674861708
You can beat the wrap, but they still take you for a ride. I got arrested on my own front yard for weed in my pocket, I was just walking home and they asked if I was lost I said no I live here but they came and got me anyway. They said I was running but they had a video on their dash of the whole thing so they dropped it but still.
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>>674861916
I am, I just really hate people. And enjoy being contrary. OP was a little faggot being destroyed in his own thread, thought I'd try to rial people up for the fuck of it.
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>>674844672
Everyone in the US is poorly educated if they went to government schools.

Second, anyone whose family dates back more than a couple of generations are all inbred cousin fuckers. Until the last couple of generations OF HUMAN HISTORY, cousin fucking was the preferred method of matching up young adults for marriage.

Most people are all talk and no bite, whether you are in Boston, LA, Detroit, or New Orleans.

So keep talking shit without understand--- its the same the world over. If you don't like it here, move to France and discover they are all uneducated, inbred cousin fuckers who talk big but never do anything. Or go to Russia, China, Ireland, Spain, Nigeria. Same damn thing.
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>>674844156
No they just tie you up and drag you behind their truck.
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>>674862065
This is dumb enough to be pasta. Thanks, my dude.
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>>674844008
If god don't exist and evolution is real then why don't dolphins evolved so they don't die out of water?
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>>674861623
Kek I know where you live
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>>674862065
OP here. I agree with what you.
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>>674862380
It always disgusts me when people have children and still go on /b/... grow the fuck up you mutant.
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>>674845531
They just didn't like the stink of the weed on you. It wasn't the same stink as the weed they smoked, and that marked you as a boggarting outsider.
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>>674842306
You mean the War of Northern Agression?
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>>674845920
>Freedom
>ownership of other people
Pick three fifths of one.
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>>674862601
>You can beat the wrap, but they still take you for a ride
They can take you for a ride regardless. And if we all start living in fear to the point of giving up our freedoms, we're even more fucked.
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>>674844507
You sound like an oblivious douche.
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>>674862752

8/10
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>>674846248
>>674850937
Go to bed, Carl. You need rest to watch over your wife's son in the morning
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>>674862935
>anyone whose family dates back more than a couple of generations
So, everyone?
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>>674846529
That's not crack. That's meth. Trailer trash does meth.

Crack is mostly a black person's drug. Meth for pasty cracker boys and girls.
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>>674863324
Civil war had add much to do with slavery as ww2 had to do with killing jews
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>>674849477
Yeah, the kkk, where they need 20 guys to kill one black guy.
You're assisting his point, they're fucking pussies.
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>>674853578
this thank you
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>>674863460
Still had to pay $1000 for an attorney that I shouldn't need for that dumb shit lol and my own bail too they took me to county because the judge was a little late. I had a nigger show me where he was shot. It was uncomfortable.
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>>674863676
So, a lot?
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>>674847296
The Stars and Bars was not the flag of the confederacy. The Stars and Bars was the flag for Virginia and the Confederate Navy, but not the nation.
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How do you circumcise a hillbilly.
Kick his sister in the jaw. XD
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>>674863798
>Implying anyone new what was going on until we actually fought in germany
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Sounds like someone got their little 9-5 working panties in a bunch because he got kicked out of a bonfire by a bunch of hicks because his liberal ass thinks he can talk as much shit as he wants because the cops will save him. I hope you drop dead you fucking pussy fuck
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>>674863794
I'm sorry that it was expensive and uncomfortable, but at the same time I would like to say thank you. It's because of cases like yours that the police are slowly learning not to violate our rights. In you case, the 4th amendment right to be free from baseless searches, especially on our own property. You are a martyr, in a way.
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>Was at a hick bonfire and got kicked out

So not even bottom-feeders crushing cheap beers in the fucking woods don't want to hang out with you?

You literally just had to wear jeans and swear a lot without really saying much and they'd figure you were a cool dude, what the fuck is wrong with you you spaghetti-spilling fucking retard?
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>>674864366
He was wearing his office pants.
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>>674864067
>implying slavery wasn't literally a specific grievance of the confederacy
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>>674863676
Yeah it was about States Rights! (To keep the institution of slavery in place.)
And freedom! (To own slaves)

Actually the Civil War was about the 1% wealthy land owners getting nervous about control over the ignorant Yeoman farmers and rebellions among the poor and slaves.

They were scared that the poor and slaves might work together to over throw their loose Empire. So they manufactured a reason to be afraid the bogey man? The north of course, look at it, invading your homes, raping your daughters, and taking your hard gotten gains... That's why you're poor not us! The people that control the majority of wealth in the country.

Bam, poor people go die, the wealthy stay wealth during and after the war.

But, it was mostly about the right to own other people- black and white.

Deal with it.
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>>674842306
>Confederacy, which literally BETRAYED our country and killed US military members

Eh.

Abraham Lincoln was probably America's biggest tyrant. He usurped all kinds of powers in the name of keeping america together and black people feefees.

In reality, the south had a huge economic advantage and better resources for utilizing slaves. It was mostly about how much money the north was taking in taxes for not really doing any work. I mean, most material goods (cotton) were exported at a low cost from the south.

It's kind of the same as bitching about Chinese who get paid such low wages while buying cheap iphones.

At least the civil war abolished slavery, as long as you weren't Irish.
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>>674864336
I felt that way too /b/ro the cop got in trouble for unlawful search and seizure I think
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>>674864735
> as long as you weren't Irish

Kek
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>>674864750
That's awesome! So much the better when they actually discipline a cop for violating the Constitution and wasting your time and money, not to mention that of the taxpayers.
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>>674842306
So what cunty shit did you actually say? And in which state did this take place?
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>>674864750
Happened to ke in humble texas

Thrown out for violating 4th ammendment rights

They should have called the dogs first
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>>674847710
Succeeding from the union was not treason, and there was no law nor agreement against it.

The reason the Union didn't want them to leave was the US federal government depended on the extreme taxes it had levied on the South to subsidize the Northern industries, and pay for 99% of the Federal budget. Without the tax revenues from the South, the Federal government would collapse, and the Northern industries would die as they couldn't turn a profit without government subsidies.

The federal government also feared that without the South, the Northern population would starve as the vast majority of their food at the time was imported from the South.

The whole reason for the civil war was the federal government raising taxes so strongly on the South to the point that Southern businesses could no longer exist under the US federal government. The big money making industries of the south were all the big cash crops that used so much slave labor (tobacco, sugar, and other cash crops), which the North and the Federal government depended more and more on to pay their own bills. When the South left, there was no more moneys, and that meant the government would collapse within a generation as it was not prepared to work in any other fashion.

That's why AFTER the civil war, the US Federal government worked with the big plantation owners to make sure those blacks stayed put, and kept working those same fields under the same conditions as before the Civil War. The North just wanted its taxes again, and its food so it could survive.

That's why the North calls it "traitorous" because without the South, they'd all be dead or worse without the South at the time.
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>>674849072
Each state WAS sovereign until the civil war. That was a fight over which was the superior sovereignty --- the state or the federal government. The states lost, so now the Federal government is sovereign, and the states are just its bitch to do whatever the federal dictators decide.
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>>674865351
I'm around Houston Texas that, nice.
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>>674842306
You have it backwards anon. It was the forced assimilation that betrayed our great revolutionary war experiment
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>>674849477
KKK is all bark and no bite now. They haven't hung a nigger since their leader, the Democratic Senator Byrd, told them they better stop as they had been infiltrated by the FBI.

Now, back in the start of the 20th century, the KKK were the most powerful political organization in the US. They regularly tortured and killed black people and anyone that treated black people "like humans". Especially white Republicans and white Christians that stood up for blacks.
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>>674842306
Union betrayed the confederacy check your facts and privilege.
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>>674866379
I have a love/hate relationship with Houston
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>>674865351
I fucking knew this was in the greater Houston area, I don't know why, just did.
League city here.
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>>674850186
Confederacy had several flags. The first was a white flag with a red stripe on its far end. This flag was often mistaken for French troops surrendering by everyone that say it, so the confederacy redesigned it.

The Democrat party made the Virginia militia flag famous in the late 1950s and early 60s, and the KKK picked it up from them. Television has then spread the stars and bars around as the flag of the south, when its just Virginia's state militia flag.

The movie makers love that flag, because it is a very colorful and iconic look, so they always pick it for use over the actual Confederate flags of the time.
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>>674865642
>people actually believe this
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>>674851278
They thought they were still sovereign and independent right through the civil war though. And it wasn't clear cut until the civil war determined, by use of might, which was the superior power, the states or the federal government.
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>>674866261
The states didn't lose, the confederacy lost.
The union was still comprised of other states you dipshit.
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>>674843240
Real /thread
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>>674843240
Do you even jingoism? Wtf are you talking about?
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Faggot gets mad for getting thrown out of a party to being an idiot.

Thread devolves into digital civil war.
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>>674859559
thats the confederate battle flag you fucking inbred
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>>674868639
the 'confederate battle flag' has more white than red faggot
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>>674863632
Lotsa crackers do crack
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>>674862065
truff
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>>674862361
The winners decide history and who are the bad guys.
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>>674869890
Mostly a city problem
Country is mostly meth

> mostly
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does anyone here even know what the original flag of the confederation was?
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>>674849813
lol
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the first one close to what we all claim is the "confederate flag" is the army of north Virginia's battle flag.
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>>674842306
So... you're a rude asshole with a superiority complex.
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>>674867997
The states in the union recognized that the federal government was supreme. The states in the confederacy did not. They believed they had power equal or superior to the federal government just as it was at the beginning of the United States.
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>>674869890
In the rural areas, whiteys only do crack when they can't score meth at all.
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>>674842306
If you stand against the Confederate Flag, then also push to ban most other foreign Flags. The Logic is flawed.

We all came from somewhere and it's not considered racist or wrong to display your colors for any other nationality. Half this country used to be another country and those of us descended from it refuse to be ashamed of the sins of the long dead and on many issues, take argument that their actions were sins at all or that the north were saviors. The leaders of the CSA saw this government for what it really was and considered it corrupt and abused. Is the fundamental left not also anti-establishment for similar reasons? At least the CSA was more effective than Occupy. The arguments aside, the logic concerning the flag is still a hypocrisy of the left.

We are not racist just because of our heritage or for existing and we are what we are. The hatred being levied against southern whites, the wide sweeping generalizations, the claims that one or two violent men represent us all, these are the exact things that the Left claims to be synonymous with the systematic discrimination and oppression that they oppose, yet they turn around and levy such accusations upon southern whites without their usual sense of irony. This is a blatant double standard.

What it looks like to us is that white culture is not allowed to exist, white history isn't allowed to produce heroes, and every claim forbidden to be made of other groups may be made against us and the Left commits this vile and degrading discrimination towards us virtually every time they talk about us in any of their media.

If a poor southern white does something bad, they make fun of the rednecks as a whole. If a poor black does something wrong, you better not generalize or you're basically Hitler.
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>>674842306
i agree country music sucks. but i wouldn't go to a fucking country bonfire and run my mouth enough to get kicked out. you honestly sound like a edgy sperglord who couldn't put his music taste aside and enjoy what could have been a fun time and maybe even gotten laid.
just loosen up man life is too short to be walking around with all that pessimism and anger. just chill out bro
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this thread is obviously dead.
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kill it
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>>674867604
It's what Abraham Lincoln and his advisors thought. Without the taxes from the South, the federal government could not survive. Without the food from the South, the North would starve. It is the reason he decided to go to war with the South, instead of letting them be and just "trading" for the food. Lincoln believed the federal government would collapse, and then the Northern states would be collapse as well. He stated this as why they had to war on the south and bring them back in line. It was not for morality, it was not because slavery must be ended, it was so the federal government and the citizens of the north could survive.

He stated he'd happily accept the Southern states back to the union and allow slavery to continue, if they'd only return to things as they were before succeeding--- and pay even more taxes, just as the federal government had PLANNED.
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>>674842306
rednecks want to take over but are too fucking stupid. oh, they have guns, but they're too stupid to use them for a revolution. they might as well be eating bananas with the rest of their nigger heritage
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>>674874281
Your face
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>>674842306
idk about the confederate flag, but Mississippi should have been outright fenced off and abandoned.

every white man who set foot in that state before 1865 had only one thing on his mind: getting rich by purchasing humans and working them to death and keeping literally all the money. and their descendants still run that shitty state and they get to send two fucking Senators to Washington.
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>>674842306
>at party
>everyone drinking, having good time
>someone invited his autistic friend
>lanky, 5'9", glasses, "feel the bern" t-shirt
>continue having good time
>faggot starts whining, complaining about whatever music someone has playing, starts running his mouth off about racism and muh sister fucking as he becomes more embarassed and awkward
>hear something about white privielege in there but dont remember
>we kick him out and everyone continues to have a good time
>he pussies out and leaves so he doesnt get his shit kicked in

This is you OP, nobody likes you

t. Southerner
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>>674874608
Most of the US military are from the South. 10% of the entire military are from Alabama alone.

If the South wanted to take over, they could, because they ARE the US military.
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