Woodford = God Tier Bourbon

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>>674824307
I love their rye whiskey

cheap beer nonstop. on meth. haven't slept or eaten since friday morning.

Finishing off my Evan Williams, then getting progressively drunker on cheap beer. It's going to be a feels kinda night.

Probably some New Belgium Side Trip followed by an Alaskan APA

had some red wine, now beer

>>674825090
Very feels night for me as well

>>674825497
What's your story anon

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because im not a weird hipster faggot

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>>674826141
Fell in love with someone that would never work, now she moved 4 states away and i don't even get to see her.

>>674826523

>not a hipster faggot, drinking corona

>>674826523
>Drinking Corona, Not a faggot....

>>674823230
not allowed to drink because my boyfriend says its bad

>>674827342
Sometimes drinking is the only way to enjoy life

>>674826956
That sucks bro. Does she feel the same?

>>674827342
Sounds like a healthy relationship.

Water....keepin' dem gains

>>674827121
not all of us are redneck corn fed white trash mother fuckers who drink moonshine and PBR

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On the rocks

>>674823230
Drinking fancy bourbon with ginger ale...
Fucking travesty.

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>>674827342
tfw when your bf is actually a gf

>>674823230
Some kinda cheap vodka and water.

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>>674827553

Not that I am aware of, classic friend zone situation. We both enjoy talking to each other but it never goes past that and i doubt it ever will unfortunately.

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Not too bad for a cheap blend.

>>674827745
How is this? /10?

>>674828072
Damn sucks dude. Best to let it go (I know). I was a beta orbiter for like two years, and it brought nothing but shitty feelings. Honestly the best thing is to cut contact probably

>>674823230
Wheres my invite asshole?

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>>674828741
My bad, next time for sure.

ew, whiskey thread.
I've got kraken spiced rum, which is awesome. and some overpriced svedka

chocolate milk

>>674824061
but ... why

>>674828477
I wish it was that simple, I'm actually going to visit her next month, staying with her for a few days. She also will randomly text me out of no where and the feels come back.

>>674828342
7/10

>>674828342
6.8/10

>>674827733
Instead you choose to drink cheap pisswater like corona.

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Drank a shit load of pbr at the bar and a six pack of golden monkey to end the night. Cheers to the feels /b/rothers. Drinking with ya

>>674829386
I know how that goes. Best of luck. Maybe it'll work out

Estrella damm
Spanish import beer is -the- best shit

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>>674823230
Drinking this right here. It's pretty good. It's whiskey. Gets me drunk.

>>674828477
Good honest advice. We turned this to a Fuckin feels thread...oddly I approve

>>674830153
What feels thread isn't complete without alcohol?

Canadian Superior
Cheap and bretty good

>>674824940
Who drinks on meth? Stop doing cheap pink speed

>>674828477
That so hard, don't be her bitch. Drop her and move on to someone that actually gives a shit.

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>>674823230

All finished the Woodford and 1792, but still have some of this.

>>674830619
>Drinking dick, not even once

>>674830593
I finally got the balls to delete her number the other day lol. Funny thing is, I've been talking with this girl at work, and I'm doing this shitty passive-aggressive stuff. Like making her feel bad about cancelling a date, while seeming aloof. What the fuck is wrong with me lol

>>674823230
yo momma was always drinking my cum.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c

>>674830619
I had some knob creek rye before this and wasn't too impressed.

>disregarded penis

>>674830441
True enough... Feels thread bonus points for why your drinking

>>674830696
Keks mix bonus

>>674831053

I hate this shit, hence still having it around.

Finished 8 other bottles since buying this crap...

>acknowledged penis

>>674831044
Dude are you still doing this faggot shit waste of dubs. Fuck you

>>674830586
The meth overpowers the alcohol completely.
I drink on it because I enjoy beer and when I decide I'm done, if that happens to be tonight, I can just keep drinking and be able to get to sleep once I taper off.

>>674830993
Yeah I hear ya dude, I got like that too when I was kind of orbiting some chick, I turned my resentment of her on to people that didn't deserve it. It'sd not necessarily a bad thing though, you don't want to be a dick, but you do still have to hold your ground and don't let anyone walk over you. Maybe just take a bit, get yourself together figure out what's up, then go at er

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>>674831044
fuck off with your shitty repost faggot

>>674830993
U just a fag that's all

>>674830993
/b/ro it's hard but if she ain't got the feels she ain't gonna get them. Cut Her move on and find the one who feels the same way you do

>>674826523
You mean because your brainwashed to think you're supposed to be content with horrible swill. open your eyes.

>>674829874
I hope it works out but knew I was against all odds to begin with. She shares stuff with me that she doesn't share with anyone else. I get told about her boyfriends and whats wrong them. Clearly friend zoned. I should move on but I have too many feels for her. All i can do is hope when i visit her i can change her mind.

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>>674823230
finishing off this last bit of my own

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am i weird for not liking bloody marys or white russians? i mean, i cant wrap my head around tomato juice or milk mixed with alcohol. that sounds completely disgusting to me

also drinking coke because im a good little memeboy that has work at 8 in the morning tomorrow

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Only the finest.

>>674832205
So do the black russian instead

>>674831446
Then fuck off newbfag. Stop doing shitty ass wanna be speed. Try real crystal then talk

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>>674823230
Double Black tonight.

>>674832205
Yukon Jack chased with milk is the greatest of all taste sensations

>>674832324
This is real crystal. I'm pretty sure you're just a retard talking out of his ass.

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>>674832205
I love white Russians so much. Bloody Marys not so much

Bodhisattva - Parallel 49 (Vancouver, Canada)

(Dry-hopped sour beer)

>>674823230
Switched to straight no ice cause I'm a man.

>8/10

>>674832116
You wont, drink tons, cry,move on,grow up, slightly less fag, and I mean that with very minimal insult. It happens to most-me included

>>674832935
Neat

>>674832527
if its being chased with milk or tomato juice i dont care. its the part where you have to mix them together that is gross to me
>>674832598
it has to be the thickness of milk and tomato juice that is gross to me. the bloody marys ive had have been spicy to me too. i cant stand spicy drinks, like what the fuck? are you kidding me? i drink shit to get rid of spicy shit. ive always hated spicy stuff period.
>oh man, im so parched! i wonder what im gonna drink?
>oh, i know! ill have a spicy drink
youll get a spicy foot up your ass if you expect me to take that seriously

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Got it as a gift, is it any good? should i open it now?

>>674831596
Yeah, my thing is I hold on to everything and then let it out all at once. I'm not even an angry person, even when drinking lol.

>>674831874
I'm pretty sure she wants it because she got my number from a friend and shit. I don't even think it's moving towards a "relationship" but like a fwb thing. But I totally am looking for that.

>>674832116
Just keep yourself a little bit guarded. If it doesn't work, say fuck it and join the next /drunk/ thread with the story lol

Since this has become a feels thread..
I'm this guy.
>>674828186
Had a wife for 5 years, was the best person I could imagine in my bleak, dreary life.
I'm somewhat socially awkward, I suck so much at doing simple things like talking to a cashier or even walking amongst other people, I keep bumping into people. I'm brilliant in abstract stuff like maths and philosophy, but quite an idiot in most other things.

Thing is, at first, ex-wife probably loved me, cause she felt necessary in someone's life, she helped me a great deal, and we loved eachother very much. But at some point, she says she stopped seeing me as fragile, and started seeing me as too lazy to work on myself.

I'm trying, anons, I am trying so hard to develop relations and frienships. It just seems like people have a shared code of how to communicate, but I never understood it.

So I'm laying here, without a job, living in my mom's basement at almost 30 years old, trying to pick myself up, but I don't think I actually can.

Been contemplating suicide for months, and in the meantime, killing myself became philosophically irrelevant, I just don't know what to do with myself.

So I drink.

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>>674833203
My bad it's this.

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>>674833203

never had, would love a review. Break that bitch open

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>>674832561
Keks tell that to my collapsed veins. Pic related

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Ardbeg tonight, very good. Smoky and peaty just like I love. Recommend

Ah it's the 'who's drinking the most obscure drink' competition.
I bought a case of Foster's for 4 quid in the local shop, go too your beer fedoras elsewhere you faggots.

>>674833547
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>674833463
Alcohol is always the answer anon, you'll find someone else. There are so many people out there.

>>674828186

did they change the label to make it retro? i thought it had some kilt bagpiper dude on it

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>>674833744
Eh mate, would love some quid

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new amsterdam gin and san p

>>674833513
I opened it, and it's actually not that good, it's kinda salty, meh, nice gift but it's 200 something dollars worth of shit

lemon lime vodka cocktail, wine, port (christmas gift, nothing else left)

>>674833615
I see a closeup of a shitty tattoo in a 240x427 resolution image. Good job.

>>674834122

LEFTIST ELEMENTS DETECTED

>>674834130
200 dollars? What the fuck nigger, people actually buy that shit?

>>674833615
Looks like you just sharpied that on your arm you fucking bellend

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>>674823230
Only the very best

>>674834263
My wife's father is very wealthy, He gave it to me for my birthday.

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Minus the stoit, too lazy to take another picture.

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Also: Koskenkorva Valhalla

Fountain Pepsi

>>674834411
I heard this is top notch. Review?

>>674834503
WHAT'S IN THE BOWL

>>674834636
MY CUM HELP ME

some red wine, on thm Xans. had some hash too. sleepy.

>>674833547
Ask this guy.
>>674834462

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High quality firewater.

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Grain Belt, 12-pack.
I've consumed far too much hard liqour in the past 3 weeks.

>>674833463
Hey anon. Total feels coz I've been there. Its alright man. It gets better in general. Some days suck, some days don't. The only way can talk to people is by drinking which I hate,but it is what it is. Drink go out and talk. About the weather,sports, anything it'll help I promise.

>>674833203
It's almost as good as Glenmorangie. Drink it asap!

Single-malt scotches are for FAGS and COCKMONGLERS.

>>674834619
Ron Swanson / 10

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Bottle of Russian standard vodka

>>674835140
Calm down, kid

Op here, Thanks everyone, Plus the feels guy. I'm fairly drunk now, Still miss her but doing better. Thanks guys.

>>674835231
sheeeit doody, Tried Russian Standard Platinum? I like Russian Standard, but maan the Platinum makes regular seem like pisswater

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Fucking plebs

>>674834122
A whole lot of hipster faggotry.

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>>674835169

Swan ronson

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>>674835446
Atleast drink diet idiot

>>674835762
No because I'm not a pussy nigger

Shooting this shit straight r n, i'm 5 shots in

>>674834636


It's buffalo chicken dip!

>>674835430

Yes /b/ro platinum is cash.. I'm a big lover of green mark, grey goose and stoli

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>>674836032
Forgot pic

>>674825194
Fat tire was the shit. We used to dumpster dive behind the brewery for brokes

>>674836034
Nice. I really should eat something...

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Old picture, same bottles, new night.

Which one should I choose /b/?

Jameson nigga

>>674830149
Jim Beam is shit tier whisky

>>674836034
Buffalo chicken dip is hands down the best dip

>>674836060
Naice, Russian Standard Platinum, and Stoli Elit ( even Regular Stoli) are the shit. I just saw Russian Standard Gold at the liquor store today, going to have to try that for sure

All I see are FAG BOURBONS

>>674835756
'murrican detected.

>>674834372

Britbong detected

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Alcohal makes you frrldinm tas; gppf jp[[r

>>674836583
because bourbon is best liquor, faggot.

>>674834985
Well open your eyes faggot.
>>674836583

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>>674824061
i would drink that wurst water too, fucking delicious.

>>674829814
>>674826068
>>674834503
looks like hipster faggot shit

>>674826523
that shit tastes like fucking water

>>674832389
with a coka cola it's okay but i'm not a big fan of everything else than beer

>>674835756
don't know about this, but probably tastes like water

i love my cheap as fuck beer. bestest

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>>674823230
I gave up a lot of my favourites (Panama Jack, Tequila Rose, etc.) when I went vegan. If Canada gets Silk Nog next year, maybe I'll get to do some mixing.

>>674836616
Karate keks mix

>>674832387
God Tier Whiskey my bro

>>674836616
I'm from Canada.

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>>674832389
putting liquor in the freezer kills the flavor of anything fast, unless you finish the bottle in a night or two.

>>674835939
you'd get more pussy drinking diet you pleab

>>674836865
>vegan
May as well say you drink Bulmers Summer Fruits you fucking faggot

>>674837092
Then you're 16 and a disgrace.

>>674835349
Keep drinking and you'll miss her less. One day it won't hurt so much

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in a bottle

>>674836060
me again
>>674836505


Also this stuff. From a local distillery, basically vodka, but distilled from grapes. It is one of the smoothest drinks I have ever tired

>>674837224
>eats meat for lots of protons
I can still drink barley sandwiches from time to time and I'm in better health.

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>>674837494
forgot pic

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>>674837553
>protons

>>674837553
I'm not saying that you have to eat meat, but is it really necessary to cut out every product that involved the death of an animal in some way?

>>674832387
pics w/ timestamp or gtfo

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>>674837702
It's the latest vegan joke... Protons = protein.

Speaking of fruit, I really want to try these cherries.

I love when people say they aren't hipster faggots because they drink cheap, gross, low alcohol % beer.

Go to HEB or Specs, and buy some 8-10% Belgian ales. They taste good and are much stronger.

Have no clue where this "tough guy" act comes from. "Look I'm tough because I just want to fit and look like everyone else."

>>674837494


Could I get that imported to England?

>>674838145
Speaking of fruit, just fucking kys you homo

>>674837343
Listening to sad music doesn't help. One day hopefully. Im texting her know.

>>674838145
They are not good. Swear. Midnight moon is over 9000 times better.

>>674834619
Top of the line, less peaty and with fruity note than Ardberg or Glenfiddich.

>>674837820
Health is my main concern. I'm over the hill and rolling down the other side.

Johnnie walker blue label.. I'm content right now.

>>674838178
Might be able to, it's from Beamsville, Ontario Canada. It's a tiny little place, not sure what charges and whatnot would be to export

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New Belgium 1554 black lager

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>>674838153

9% lager here

>>674837698
My nigga

>>674838510
Then why not just be a vegetarian? Surely the health benefits stop at being a vegetarian and being a vegan is just the "aw no the poor animals" mentality.
I mean refusing to wear an item of clothing that includes real leather has no health benefits.

>>674838285
>confusing colourful language with a desire for sodomy... 4chan

>>674838323
Good to know for when I cross the border again.

>>674838178
store.dillons.ca/method-95-vodka-750ml/dp/20

>>674838891
> https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_(slang)

>>674836265
Basil Hayden's needs tapped

>>674838551

Cheers man, I will look it up. Is it 40%?

>>674839176
Yeah, it's basically identical to vodka, but grapes instead of grain or potato

>>674838153
i drink my super cheap beer because i want to get drunk in the first place and not because i want a great tasteful beer experience. but i have to admit that i won't drink any beer (well at some point of drunkeness i drink anything), no matter how cheap it is, it has to be the best tasting cheap beer

>>674836803
>everything different is hipster shit

>>674823230
Frosty Jacks cider. Absolutely disgusting, but gets the job done