>>674809465
And you also shit yourself everytime you activate that power.

But your shit in invisible and doesn't smell.

>>674810227
Invisible shit is a barrier so your uncle won't come in the room anymore

But it slowly burns through any material it lands on.

Ability to make a woman pregnant at any time.

>>674810475
you have to pay child support regardless

>>674810475
But the baby is always retarded.

>>674810630
but also a genius

>>674810625
Ability to not have to pay child support.

Ability to fly, but only on mondays.

>>674810712
Genius in anime.

>>674810755
when you fly you are also afraid of heights

The power to morph the bones, ligaments and skin on/in my hands to resemble any object that is of the same size.

>>674810735
but when activated you also have to pay 1000% tax

>>674810891
You can only do one of each once, ever.

>>674810891
You can only morph after someone injects cum in your ass.

>>674810891
the skin rips when doing so

>>674810891
you feel the bones breaking as you morph

Ability to fall asleep instantly

Ability to cure someone of pedophilia.

>>674811053
the cum makes you happy tho

>>674811163
Never wake up.

Ability to cum just by thinking about it

>>674811172
the person that cures, becomes one

>>674811172
but they have to fondle a child to do it

>>674811252
the cum is actually acid and the dick gets rekt.

>>674811217
WAKE ME UP

>>674809465
Ability to have full on anxiety attacks when put in social situations.

>>674810843
When you get scared you can't fly

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>>674811217

The ability to have as many ice creams as you want and not become obesity and the ice ceram is good for yuo

The ability to prevent these threads from ever happening again

>>674811547
when you eat other food you gain the fat content X5

>>674811567
More loli and trap threads are created instead.

>>674811547
no matter what, the icecream tastes like grass and dog shit

The ability to have any power i want, without side effects or downsides.

>>674811826
except you die immediately

The power to get a hot gf

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The ability to grope chicks tits whenever i want. Also when I do, they get bigger. And start lactating.

Then they let me suck the milk out of their tits.
Like, whenever I want.

And I have a huge dick. The size of a horse. An entire horse

>>674811918
It's always a trap.

>>674811945
jesus christ you are a pervert.

>>674811945
but you are the ugliest person on the earth and have to say POOPER 10000000 times before they let you

>>674811826
But you're also a faggot.

That's just been a constant before you got your powers. Enjoy your dicking.

Mind control.

Come at me, /b/ros!

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>>674811826
>but powers dont actually exist

hey, its just like real life

The ability to freeze time and move around among people, groping and undressing them.

>>674812120
You can only mind control cats.

>>674812154
cant unfreeze

>>674812274
Perfect

I can see and manipulate each individual particle that makes up anything, even people

>>674812271
>cat army
the cats eventually control the master

>>674812154
The power only works when you're HIV positive

>>674812154
but only for 5 minutes

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>>674812271
Thanks. So much human-to-cat sex would be had.

>>674812372
you eventually go insane.

Ai ken mispell eny werd ina 4chahn thred aund meke grimmer nassis phurious.

The greatest superpower of them all would be the ability to always speak the truth. "Donald trump just died of a heart attack." the next day, that;'s the headline. there is literally no drawbacks that I have found. If you find one, let me know

>>674812420
inability to get hiv

>>674812372
You can only manipulate one atom at a time.

Immortality.

>>674812614
You can never have sex

>>674812614
get ebola instead

>>674812662
Stuck on a golden throne forevee.

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Power of infinite money!!!!

>>674812730
ability to have panic attacks in social situations.

>>674812662
You still age

>>674812791
you can't spend a dime.

>>674812791
Untreatable impotence.

>>674812662
you're forever 7 years old mentally and physically.

>>674812791
Its all in pennies

>>674812612
You can only say things that are already true.

>>674812971
I'll Scrooge McDuck it up swimming in it.

>>674812612
You're a mute

>>674813124
you are forever allergic to pennies and end up getting horrible rashes. permanently

Using the power makes you a cuck

The power to create and use any power imaginable

>>674813233
a cuck with a dig bick, you that read wrong.
you that read wrong too

>>674813356
But 4chan anons get to modify your powers at any time.

>>674813356
it's also excruciatingly painful. and happens at random.

>>674809465
I can tell when someone is lying. Like, when the world leader fly in to talk about global warming when they could have teleconferenced.

>>674809465
The power to win tombolas

The power to seduce anyone

>>674813646
you can't tell if they are telling the truth. and assume everyone is lying regardless.

>>674813735
they also grow a dick that's too big for you to handle.

>>674811332
sounds great

>>674811217
Kek

>>674809465
have the power to be ignored in 4chan threads

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>>674813735
>The power to seduce anyone
As long as they are fully post-op.

My super power:
The ability to derive enough nutrients from a hot std-free, legal, normal, non-psychotic, hard drug-free, unattached, blonde females' urine, to not need to actually eat food.

>>674812120
Has to grab the subjects dick to control his mind. For complex toughts, has to hold it with mouth.

>>674814905
it always goes in your eyes and burns

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>>674815151

>>674812948
How's that bad?

>>674815516
no job, no one respects you. no place to live
forever an orphan

>>674813681
In a world, where only hobos play it

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Have the ability to turn invisible unconditionally, and with no negative, harmful, or abnormal side effects, whenever I choose, with no unwanted consequences.

>>674811945
You get arrested for sexual assault and all the blood required to make you erect means your overall blood pressure drops so fast you become unconscious
>TD;LR you go to jail and pass out when you're erect

>>674811945
stop masturbating when you write

>>674814905
Her pussy and piss both smell so bad you vomit each time

>>674812154
can't get an erection

>>674809465
I can immediately tell when someone is a Wiccan.

General giveaways are poor hygiene, a fixation on drawing dragons, wearing stupid ass jewelry, shopping at Spirit of the Moon, telling everyone that they're a Wiccan, talking about spirits and shit, etc.

>>674816306
It costs 10000 dollars each time

You have cancer. And 1 week to live. The last 5 days of which, you'll be on a morphine drip, in hospital.

Or

You're blind.


Or

You're a nigger

Or

You are a pentaplegic

Or

You suffer from a rare condition which makes you have 500 daily orgasms, uncontrollably.

My super power has to be being able to produce pure thc out my butt.

>>674817517
Was supposed to be for

>>674816306

>>674816306
Have to be naked in order for it to work and lasts only 10 seconds. Can do it just once per day.

My superpower would be to teleport anywhere anytime

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Ability to see the future

>>674818452

The ability to know what the word 'unconditionally' means.

>>674819681
It flashes by entirely, in less than 0.001 seconds.

>>674809465
ability to control minds between 7:00 AM and 7:00 PM