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Who would win?
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R u OK?
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Win what? A tennis match? A game of chess?
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Bear, it is bigger and has claws... but gorilla is no pushover.
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>>674801124
Grizzly because claws and teeth, gorrilla has smashing power and okayish biting power but before he can get in for a bite the Grizzly will shred him with its claws
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>>674801124

gorilla easily
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>>674801356
Horse polo
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>>674801124
Bears, beets, battlestar galactica
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>>674801845
r u dumb?
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Northern grizzly
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>>674801124
Love will win.
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>>674802206

bro a gorilla got thumbs nigga

he could rip that bear in half
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Right side would claim to be from Syria and get free Housing, food and rape victims, so the right side woud clearly win
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>>674801124
Good one OP,

But grizzly 8/10 times
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>>674802592
It's a lefty thing to do tho'..
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>>674801124
Grizzly would fuck a silverback up!
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>>674801124
I'd pay to watch that fight before I'd ever pay for that stupid UFC shit.
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>>674802582

The bear would rip the silverback in half
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>>674801124
the nigger
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i'd say it depends on the terrain.
in a forest-like environment the gorilla would outsmart the bear but in every other terrain the bear would fuck him with his claws/teeth
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>implyng it would be a fight
>implyng the gorilla wouldnt wipe the floor with the bear
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>>674802375
>Love will win

You mean the gorilla's got aids right?
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>>674801699
>okayish biting power
>strongest psi of bites in animal kingdom
U wut m8
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>>674801356
Kek
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>>674803431

You'd best be joking nigga
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>>674801124
Someone needs to get to simulatimg this kind of shit, my moneys on the bear, gorillas are pussies
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>>674803875
you sure that's not samsquanch?
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>>674801124
The black man of course.
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Bear. There are few things in the animal kingdom that has more force than the jaw and claw swing of a bear.
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>>674801124
>implying a gorilla and a bear would fight each other
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>>674801124
Grizzly bear. Based on weight alone it's more than double the size. Gorilla would only have advantage in its own habitat (see:niggers in Africa)
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>>674801124
Anyone that has seen bear claws would know that that the buff nigga would stand no chance. Got like giant meat hooks attached to a arm full of muscle
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>>674803875
thats just the claw of a retarded bear with gigantism, if this gorillabro gets up on his feet he could easilly smash the skull of the bear with his powerful arms. fight over in a second
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This thread gave me a startling urge to replay Black & White again.
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>>674801124
A large silverback male would probably be a good match for an average-sized American black bear.
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>>674803722
Nope that's a hyena
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>>674804868
>defending blacks
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Bear, and it's not even close.
Bigger, stronger, better armed.
One swipe from Yogi and Magilla is dead.
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>>674801124
the nigger would just get his gang of crips to do a drive by on the grizzly
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>>674804868
You ever seen a bear skull? Not a chance.
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>>674804677
maybe we could put them in a cage and keep poking them with pointed sticks until they go all apeshit and just start wailing on each other.
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grizzly bear stats
-weight- 250-300
strength-50
Hp- 200
mana-0
dexterity-10
stamina-34
defence-86
attack powers- maw, bite, scratch/ slash, roar

Gorilla stats
weight-300-400
strength-120
Hp-300
mana-20
dexterity-30
stamina-30
Defence-90
attack powers- beat chest/intimidation - punch- tackle

i think the goriila wins
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Big monkey have thimbs.
Give monkey gun, monkey win.
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>>674804677
You're probably fun at parties.
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>>674805497
Bear weighs more autist
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>>674805497
Fuck off pokefag life dont work like in pokemon
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>>674801356
Who would win a Game of chess?
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>>674804868

IF he gets up on his feet.

A bears tactic is to get up as tall as possible and bring another bear to the ground.

This is Bart the bear. 9'6"
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>>674805286
You know that horses have been known to kick bears to death right?
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>>674805628

were talking silver backs brah

they get up to 500 pounds
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>>674805497
Male grizzlies average 600+lbs
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>>674804989
Crocodile you whore
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This is another matchup where the arena makes all the difference. In terms of raw power they're pretty balanced when you take everything into account, but the gorilla would have the strategic edge if it's anything but a cage match.
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Silverback, easily. Longer reach, more strength and more intelligent.
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>>674805686
Went to the zoo once. Gorilla didn't have hooves.
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>>674805497
That's the biggest gorilla in the world vs. an exceptionally small grizzly.
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>>674805676
the gorillabro is taller than the bear, weights more, and has more strenght, he could easily bring down the bearfaggot and crush his head right in
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>>674805922

More strength?

..Homie...no.
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Id fuck both of them up easy fuckin watch me m8
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>>674805422

>My species when they form an alliance
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What about a silver back vs a polar bear
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>>674806064
in the upper body where it's going to matter when it comes to getting their faces caved in.
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>>674801124
>Who would win?
Donald trump
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>>674806159
Leave it babe, they ain't wurf it!
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>>674805934
It's not about hooves it's about power exertion. A horse can kick up to 2000 PSI, where as gorillas can exert 2,900 and have easily crushed jungle cat skulls in the past.

I'm sorry but you don't know what you're talking about when it comes to bear skulls.
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>>674806380
Fuckin nah m8 he wus chattin shit bout me mum
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>>674806561
Bear skulls are considerably denser than jungle cats.
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Bears weigh more than 100 pounds more than gorillas just saying
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Me with a .300 Win mag.
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>>674806051
>>674805770
male silverbacks tend to weigh 350, but grizzlies average around 600-700
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Just to warn you chaps, the Aspergometer is detecting some serious autists in this thread.
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>>674806051
Are you retarded? Both standing straight up, the bear is is taler by 2-3 feet. Grizzly bears are on average a hundred pounds heavier than a silverback. Raw strength and bite force isnt even a competition. Grizzly wins. No contest.
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>>674806760
Which is why gorillas crush them without even trying. If a horse can destroy a bear skull with a kick, a gorilla can do it with a punch.

Sorry, but you're still wrong about bear skulls.
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>>674805934
kek
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Not a competition, lets be nice and say a gorilla could get to just below 500 pounds

An adult male grizzly is anywhere from 500-900 there is literally no comparison here

Silverback gets obliterated
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If I was rich, I'd set something like this up. Winner takes on a crocodile.
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this has been tested, gorilla wins

https://youtu.be/sVAP5qWnBek
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>>674805556
>Experimental evidence from detroit study group supports this hypothesis.
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the gorillabros are known to pull out weapons, a gorilla would easily shoot the bearfaggot down a claim racism to avoid court.
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>>674807291
Grizzlies have been known to kill moose. Those things are around 1,500lbs. And they have hooves. And big fucking pointy things on their heads. Your proto negro wouldn't stand a chance.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7V5vHhbLCY
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>>674807780
>video starts with gorilla falling 30 feet
Bear won 2 seconds in
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>>674805676
No joke, that bear had a hip replacement and that doctor in the photo did my hip replacement. As well as the bears.
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>>674807872
Who cares if they've killed moose? I didn't even say who would win. You made a stupid comment about bear skulls and I pointed out that you're clearly talking out of your ass. Since then, you've made zero points to strengthen your original statement.

Don't stay stupid shit if you don't want to be corrected.
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Grizzly would FUCK UP a gorilla
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>>674806159
Id fuck both of them, easy
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>>674801124
Gorillas are usually very passive by nature. Sure, they're strong, but a bear weights more, has sharper claws and is built for killing.
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>>674808281
You said a gorilla could crush a bear skull. I'm telling you you're fucking wrong.

Don't stay stupid shit if you don't want to be corrected.
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>>674807816
Kek'd
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>>674805910
Hyenas<grizzly bears<gorilla<crocodile
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>>674808556
I posted power exertion facts, where as you're just saying "it can't happen", which means literally nothing. Using your logic I could say, "turtles can bite through 4 inches of steel" and post zero proof and be right. You see how stupid you look right?

You aren't the first retard to use this board, but seriously at least put effort into not being stupid.
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>>674804677
Its called imagination u faggot
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>>674808887
Fuck it, you're right. My money's on the turtle.
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>>674809077
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anyone ever see those animal planet videos where they animated two random animals fighting each other, like a elephant versus a rhino, shit was kinda cool
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>>674805610
>>674809036
Hearty laugh. Thanks friends.
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>>674808214
neat
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>>674808214
you fucking liar
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>>674809489
It would've been cool if Dealiest Warrior did animals.
Like, mechanical bear paws ripping into balistic gel gorilla torsos and machines testing gorilla blows against bear skulls and shit.
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>>674805910
the hippo has the strongest biting power of any land creature.
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>>674802134
hehehehe
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Train gorilla in Brazilian ju-jitsu. If ape can grapple, he wins.
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>>674807764
Either of them would win vs a croc, m9.
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>>674810556
Train bear to ride unicycle, its true natural natural habitat.
Bear wins thanks to superior mobility
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>>674803875
...and this is only the penis of the bear.
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>>674805497

The fuck is this mana shit? Gorilla been practicing street magic or some shit?
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>>674801124
The gorilla wouldnt fight the bear

Gorillas are pretty shy actually and would rather avoid fights
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>>674810774
kek
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>>674810726
>Croc has the strongest bite force of any land animal and would rip limbs by twisting them the fuck off.

Ok, who would you match up for the follow up fight?
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>>674810257
Nile crocodile can go on land u faggot. Jaguar bite has greater psi than hippo also
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>>674802134
Tell OP bears can climb faster than they can run!
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>>674811300
Hippo. Ez choice
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>>674811300
3 Jaguars
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My money would be on the gorilla, they have massive fangs too and the key point here is they also have nigger rage. That should just about do it.
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>>674810257
>>674811308
>>674811457
Hippo only has the widest opening jaws at like 130 degrees.
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>>674811493
3 jaguars get ez win by numbers. You also make shit choices, m9.
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>>674811604
What does 457 have to do with that?
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Bear would probably win.

Bears are just too strong. Infact, bears are so strong, we still don't know exactly how strong. Anytime people have tried to measure how strong a bear is, it's broken any device made for measuring their strength.

What we do know, is bears have been seen killing moose in one hit. Moose can survive car crashes at 30+ MPH. A bear hitting you is worse than getting hit by a car, that is how strong a bear is.

We also know bears can drag a moose up a steep hill for over a mile and a half like it's nothing.

We've also seen bears pull apart log cabins like it's nothing.

There are also videos of bears moving around boulders weighing in excess of 1000lbs like it's nothing, with a single paw.

Despite all this, we still just do not know how strong bears actually are.
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>>674801124
Depends where they fighting
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>>674811835
On the moon, nigger.
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>>674812054
Then the gay niggers from outer space win
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>>674811639
2 Jaguars
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Kodiak grizzly bear wins everytime

Gorillas are huge pussys that just huff and puff, slap the ground, charge and look scary. Grizzly bears don't fuck around.
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>>674812618
You clever girl ...
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>>674811300
>>674811300
Polar Bear vs a bull Bison
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>>674811827
My mates cousins friends brother knocked a bear out with one punch. Take that bearpussi
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>>674812783
Cape buffalo instead of bison
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>>674811827
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>>674811804
Your momma, thats what.
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>>674812771
You wish. Back to your hand you uppity hippofag
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Michael Vick.
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>>674811827
This. Bears be fuckin animals m8
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>>674812783
>interesting

Who'd would you pit against a rhino?
>ramming force
>horns
>suit of armor
>big build
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>>674813180
Asian elephant
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>>674813180
Against a rhino? Shit m8 those are living tanks. Only thing I could think of would be another rhino or maybe like an Asian elephant.

Rhinos don't really have any natural predators do they?
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LOL A Gorillas body is like steel plate those bear claws would just scratch the surface. Don't think most of you know how strong a Gorilla actually is it would tear that Bear in half. Gorilla easy win it's not even a question or a challenge. Not only this but Gorillas have much more intelligent they know where to attack and disable.
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>>674813525
Lions eat rhinos calves but as far as I know only people kill adult rhinos
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>>674812900
Ehhh imma have to stick with the bison. Really thick fur may not be much to a polar bear but it's better than not having really thick fur.

Cape buffalo just looks naked and easy to cut to me.

Bison looks like freight train with an afro.
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>ITT: retards getting mad that trolls claim gorillas can do shit against the fur coated reaper of the woods.

Seriously, stop, fucking faggot fuckers fuck you fucking fuck fuckers fuck fuckety fuck fuck ooh yeah baby oh yes i masturbate to my little pony fuck my asshole cum sex sex sex cum yes yes
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>>674813900
its not a terminator gorilla champ
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>>674804174
Underrated
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>>674807872
>proto negro
Holy shit kek
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>>674811300
>>674811300
>>674811300
Pack of hyenas (4 Or 5)
Vs
Pack of Wolves (4 Or 5)

Hyenas definetly have the edge with bite force, but wolves are pack hunters,where communication and teamwork is the difference between starvation and food. Whereas hyenas are mostly scavengers.

I for one am curious to see if a well oiled hunting crew can beat a crew of scrappy, hardened survivors.
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Grizzly far, far stronger than a gorilla. Not even close if the gorilla doesn't try to run away the grizzly will rip its shit apart.
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>>674811827
You have zero clue what your talking about a average Grizzly Bear can only lift it's body weight on average. A full size Grizzly is about 700 pounds so generally that would be the weight it could lift. A gorilla on the other hand can lift 10 to 20 times its body weight there has been recordings of 2,000 pounds. Pound for pound nothing is stronger then a Gorilla.

The bear would have 200 pounds on the Gorilla but like already stated Gorillas have vastly more muscle fibers/strength per pound. Not only thing but more intelligent and crazy powerful fangs.
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>>674801124
Grizzly no doubt.
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>>674814377
How? Any creature, ANY, seeing a bull rhino charging them would instantly soil themselves and pray that rhinos can't turn well
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lol the gorilla would be the shit out of it

bears are fucking puny, yeah they'll kill humans but we're tiny. a fucking bear is just like a huge dog, its strength is fucking average as fuck for its size, a fucking silverback would rip its fucking face off
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>>674815342
beat the shit*
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>>674815176
I may or may not have replied to the wrong person when i posted that to you
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>>674801124
I duno, black guys are tough, but I don't think they could take on a grizzly bear. It doesn't sound very humane to let a black man fight a bear anyway.
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If the bear manages to sink it's teeth in, he wins. However, if the gorilla gets to close it will literally rip it in half. Large gorillas have been known to shove their hands inside of other animals ribcages and rip them in fucking half, like a god damn beast.
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>>674815408
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>>674815342
You clearly don't know the difference between grizzly bears and black bears.
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>>674815106
Totally wrong. Pound for pound ants, or some other insect, are the strongest. That makes me question any if these "facts" you present.
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>>674815106

You have no idea what you are talking about because those tests you're referring to were done with bench presses.

The problem with this is bear anatomy is different from gorilla anatomy. Gorillas are generally humanoid in shape, while bears are closer in shape to a dog. A bear can lift massive amounts of weight, but cannot do a bench press because of the shape of it's body.
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key to a good thread=bears vs gorillas
dammit /b/
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>>674815106
A gorillas strength has never been officially tested, but chimpanzees have which is where the projections for the strength of a gorilla comes from.
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If they where playing baseball I think the bear
If they built a PC the monkey
If it was a fight I think I couldn't watch because it would be scary and I would be intimated
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>>674815661
lol you've clearly bought into this fucking bullshit propaganda about bears

bears are fucking big dogs, no more no less, they're like fucking wladimir klitschko, they're strong cos they're big but against a similarly sized oppnonet there is only ONE winner THE GORILLA you fucking cunt
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>>674815523
Do you realize how hardened a Gorilla frame is and how wide? A Grizzly couldnt even wrap around it. On the other hand if a Gorilla wrapped its mouth around a Grizzly it would tear half it's neck out. All of you guys need to do some research and get educated. Gorillas have highly advanced muscle structure and has way more developed front arms for fighting. Bear wouldn't stand a chance, also a Gorilla can lift at least double of that of a Bear..The list just goes on.
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>>674808887
Wow. Learning something new everyday. Jet fuel cant melt steel but that little shit can chew through it. Thanks anon for the info
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>>674816217
Aren't gorillas just big hairy people?
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>>674806051
He's right ya know Gorillabro is humangus big.
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>>674816661
No.
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>>674808281
>meese
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>>674805779
Gorillas can lift over 800 lbs.
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>>674801124

>implying niggers win
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>>674813019
I still don't understand how or why so Pokemon have clothes. They are animals. It's fucking stupid.
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>>674816661

He's actually wrong.

A gorilla standing up at it's peak is about 1.6 meters.
A bear standing in the same position can easily exceed 3 meters.

Gorillas weigh 60-80kg. An adult grizzly bear weighs closer to 270kg.

It's like most of you fail to understand just how big and heavy a bear is.
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How about we try biggest species of gorilla vs biggest species of bear?
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>>674817929

The biggest species of bear is extinct, and was the size of an elephant.
The largest species of ape (not gorilla, just ape), which is also extinct was about the size of a grizzly bear.
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The gorilla and for two reasons:
1. Hes smarter
2. Hes faster
They're similar strength wise but the bear does have a small advantage in size and as claws and a stronger bite, but 75% of the time the speed and intelligent of the gorilla would give him the advantage.
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>>674817597
Those aren't clothes, they naturally evolved to resemble humans, as when a human trains them they become much stronger than the wild, so they evolved to resemble humans so we would see them and think of them in ourselves and decide to train them
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>>674817631
You're just wrong son.
Western gorilla: 130 – 180 lbs
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>>674818192
Alright.

How about we try the ones that are still some what prevalent.
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>>674815176
Fucking elephants would fucking rape that bitchceros so hard man.

Nothing beats an elephant, except for a huge shark or maybe an orca, 6 tones motherfucker.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F9q46rF81Tw
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>>674818192
>bear the size of an elephant

No, it was only 2,500 pounds
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>>674818653
What about a gorilla with a gun?
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>>674817597
They let niggers have clothes now too, the world's gone fucking mad mate
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>>674802752
But he's on the right side of history.
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>>674817631
Adult Grizzly is about 750 pounds..A Silverback Alpha Male can be 600 pounds.

In close counters a Gorilla is faster, smarter and pound for pound stronger with a more advanced body frame. Grizzly can only use it's front paws and mouth for defense...A Gorilla can utilize it's whole body.
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>>674818497
Convert that into kilos and you've just proved yourself wrong dipshit
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>>674818749
If the elephant runs a liqueur store it's fucked
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>>674814930
Spotted hyenas are hunters. 95 percent of their food is hunted by themselves. They also are much more intelligent than wolves and have neck muscles like a small horse
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>>674818202

Bears actually run faster than gorillas. Top speed of a grizzly bear is around 35mph, top speed of a gorilla is around 25mph.

>>674818497

180lbs = 80kg

You should probably google before you post shit like this.

>>674818621

The largest living species of bear is a Kodiak bear. Which can easily weigh up to 600kgs, and on all fours is about as tall as the tallest species gorilla standing on two legs.
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>>674811604
Theres that ant which opens to 270 or something crazy
It is just an ant, though
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Been talked about before. Google it you fag. But the Bear Op this is easy. He's 900+ lbs mean and has claws. The monkey will hurt the bear but we'll the bear is eating nigger meat that night
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Batman with enough preparation time.
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>>674819141

>Adult Grizzly is about 750 pounds..A Silverback Alpha Male can be 600 pounds.

You're comparing a starving female grizzly bear to an obese gorilla that's lived in a zoo it's entire life and been overfed.
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>>674814930
You got it wrong m8, lions scavenge from hyenas

They've got my money, they don't fuck around d
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>>674805497
bears have way more mana than that, just saying
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One swipe of the bear's paw rips off the Gorilla's face or caves its head in. Only one winner here.
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>>674819526
Classic novice mistake....Think just because it weights more it would win. Weight doesn't always equal more strength. 1 pound of Gorilla muscle can lift 15-20 times it's weight. 1 pound of Grizzly can life 1.5-2.5 times it's weight.
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>>674801124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVR55BYVbYs
There. Now you all now who wins.
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>>674815982
>>/Reddit/
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>>674819141
600 lbs gorilla is exceptional. An exceptional brown bear is 1500 lbs.

This is no contest.
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Polar bear would win
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>>674820030

Classic novice mistake. There is a reason every competitive physical contact sport on the planet is divided into weight classes. Because weight is a massive advantage in practically any physical contact sport.

Force = Mass x Acceleration
This is basic physics. A bear is heavier, it can hit significantly harder.
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>>674807872

they got affikan mooses?
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>>674801124
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>>674816455
Yes but they're built like a tank, imagine a lithe girl fighting fucking Andre the giant

Plus the bear isn't built for fighting like gorillas or humans are, they swing instead of a punch or just slam with their weight
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>>674820372
Your basis is significant flawed because you are comparing humans vs humans where that rule holds true and has great effect.

This is a cross species comparison so your point is invalid for several reasons. The main reason being what i already stated that 1 pound of Gorilla muscle vastly outperforms that of 1 pound of Grizzly muscle.
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>>674820486
Oh, I agree, the gorilla would win. Mainly because I love gorillas. It's been a long time dream for me to train a gorilla to hold open doors, carry things, and drive. My very own gorilla butler
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Okay, lets finish it.
Grizzly pros:
>more weight
>bigger
>claws

Gorilla pros:
>stronger bite
>faster
>more agility
>stronger arms and torax

I think the gorilla has 60-70% chance to win
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>>674804868
gorillas are literally all manelets. Grizzly would dismantle that thing go watch the revenant
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>>674820486

Have you ever seen a gorilla actually fight? You seem to be thinking they're well trained boxers who throw jabs and punches. They don't, they tend to just slam into each other with very little in the way of punching at all.
They way they fight is actually incredibly similar to bears, but bears tend to bite a lot more.

>>674820707

There is no scientific evidence to support the claim that 1 pound of gorilla muscle out performs 1 pound of bear muscle.

There is scientific evidence to support the claim that force = mass x acceleration.
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>>674805910
this guy is right
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>>674811051
kek
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>>674820940
nice post
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>>674815106

bruh, these things disembowel larger animals on the daily.
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>>674813019
what game?
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>>674821729
Pokken?
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>>674821181
Your comparing territory fighting to actual life and death fighting. And yes i have seen a Gorilla fighting for it's life and it was terrifying they bite and rip with insane force. Also there is plenty of evidence that supports how well advanced there muscle structure is and the strength that it generates.
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>>674805910
This man is correct.
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bear
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>>674821880

Bruh.
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>>674821676
Massive difference between a Deer/Moose and a Gorilla.
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>>674822056

You're right. Moose are 3x the size of a Gorilla.
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>>674819210
Largest kodiak bear recorded weighing in at aprox 1090 Kg holy shit
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>>674804930
Feels
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>>674821880

And yet there is no evidence to suggest a gorillas muscles are some how stronger or more efficient than a bears. Not even one.

What we do know however is that bears are specialized strikers and grapplers. They have huge shoulder and arm muscles, disproportionately more than a gorilla. We also know bears have been recorded killing moose in one blow, the amount of force needed to do this is fucking huge.

What we also know is that bears have better bites than a gorilla. They have a muzzle, making it easier for them to bite things, they have more teeth, their teeth are omnivore teeth and designed to bite flesh and bone (gorillas are herbivores, their teeth are designed to chew plants) and they have more teeth. Gorillas have slightly higher bite strength, but their anatomy does not really allow them to inflict dangerous bites.

Bears are bigger, heavier, faster, probably stronger and more specialized in killing animals than a gorilla. I find it difficult to believe a gorilla could ever kill a bear.
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>>674822156
There is almost no point in even replying because clearly your a dumb cunt making dumb cunt observations. Gorilla hide/Muscle and frame is vastly superior/stronger then that of a Moose.
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who would win?

>polar bear
>giant rhino
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>>674822899
Your mum
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Because 4 inch claws on a 700 pound animal would just sort of bounce off...
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>>674822899
Don't start more shit faggot
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>>674821880
inb4 gorillas are the hardest metal made by man
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>>674822789

I think you are underestimating moose now.

Moose tackle cars driving at speed, and the cars often come out much worse than the moose.
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>>674823210
Meant for
>>674822789
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>>674823288
But they are though, after diamond of course
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>>674822899
stalemate.. the bear wouldn't really be able to hurt the rhino, and the rhino would have a hard time hitting the bear, since it's only mode of attack is ramming shit head-on.
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Btw who would win (seriously) an elasmotherium or a mammooth?
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>>674801124
>Bears more than twice the weight of gorillas. >Way more biting power.
>clawz nigga
>they are taller if the stand on 2 legs (they can)

I read an entire article on this fight and the bear is superior in every way
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>>674801124
BEAR VS TIGER
BEAR VS TIGER
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>>674823491
dude

gorillas are made of diamonds, every swinging dick on the congo knows this.
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>>674805497
"One study found that the average weight for an inland male grizzly was around 272 kilograms (600 lb) and the average weight for a coastal male was around 408 kilograms (900 lb)." - Wikipedia


Idk where you got grizzly bear's weight but you're definitely wrong.
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>>674823659
No anon thats just what the lazy niggers want you to believe
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>>674801124
>gorillas can get aids
>bears can not get aids
After I fuck both of them only one gets aids.
Point goes to bear.
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>>674823633
bear

tiger is crush
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>>674823991
Kek
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>>674823491
Fucking lost
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>>674823633

Wouldn't work. Back in the days of ancient Rome they use to make animals fight each other. Bears would frequently end up fighting lions and tigers and just wreck their shit. Infact, bears would just kill anything they ended up fighting against so it usually ended up as bear vs a pack of animals, and the bear would still usually win.
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>>674808858
Lol wat
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>>674823885
bro
they may be niggers... but they know diamonds, and they know gorillas.

gorillas are diamonds, man. It's true. Just watch Blood Gorilla Diamonds In The Mist.
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>>674809487
Autism bounding beyond possibility
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>>674819029
War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left.
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A thousand pound monster that eats guts for breakfast, can run/swim/climb, and straight up LOL at a pack of wolves
versus
A 500 pound strong and agile human being that talks a lot of shit but is vegan.

hymmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>674805910
Mako shark?
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>>674804989
In the animal kingdom? That would be the Saltwater crocodile. Hyenas maybe win the mammal category
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>>674801356
A Halo match
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>>674823551
if he dont get impaled look at the video in this thread about an elephant raping a rhino. i'd imagine it would be similar
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>>674803722
That's not even remotely true. I don't think gorilla is even in the top ten
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>>674801124

Grizzly.

Gorillas are herbivores that evolved their strength and fighting ability for defense and social competition.

Brown Bears evolved theirs to kill.
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