Waifu claiming thread. Version whateverThe rules are very simple:claim your 2D waifupost
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Waifu claiming thread. Version whatever
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>Best german Cv Claimed
Claiming Stocking for a diffrent Anon
>Crusader Anon
Ayyyy
Just got home and kinda drunk
Vinyl claimed
I got a figure of my waifu recently, also claimed
Claiming Ruby in case he isn't around
>Emi
Darjeeling claimed, well I am going chaps have a nice night.
whoop the ride never ends
also just to maker it clear to newcomers Hanako is mine
Obligatory claim.
Tenryuu claimed
I think i should post a pic of my Kanmusu figurines too...
>>674795697
Just a quick question Crusader-kun
How do you reconcile the holy land thing with Israel?
>>674796409
That's good except for the fact it's Saber.
>>674796503
Why claim Waifus when you can go on a Crusade?
Ayy
What's up guys
>claimed
What was going on in the end of the last thread?
>>674796587
I don't mind Jews living in the Holy Land, but there can be only one Holy Kingdom in the Holy Land.
>>674796503
I think it's quite clear, but just to remind you that you came here today. After a long time, so you too are a newcomer^^
mio reclaimed
>>674796443
Night Darj!
>>674796503
>"Your dick is not a magical healing wand of emotions"
My sides are near Saturn right now
>>674796670
Why not go on a Crusade with your waifu?
>>674796566
i only have lotr figurines...
>tfw no cutie animoo figmas
>>674796670
mine is a crusade for love brother
also im running out of pictures of spiderma... i mean Hanako
>>674796409
>>674796587
I mean, I have no problem with Saber itself beyond the meems, but she's a little too popular, although that has its advantages as well since with the amount of figures she gets some are really, really good.
How many do you have?
>>674796566
Yesh
>>674796936
newcomer shmoocomer im a veteran baby
>>674796997
yeah i chuckled a bit too reading it
>>674796263
Thank you Crusader anon!
>one of my favourite pics too
>>674796439
Hi Emi!
Ruby got banned so he may not be here for a while...
He misses you though <3
>>674797058
i spyed what you did there
>>674796854
Everyone taking a bait
>mostly for keks
>>674796997
She could distract you from the Crusade.
>>674797058
But is your crusade Deo volente (God willing)
Kana Kimishima is mine
>>674796854
This picture explains it.
>>674797257
No Problem Anon.
>>674797281
1 John 4:7
Dear friends, let us love one another, for love comes from God. Everyone who loves has been born of God and knows God.
totally didnt rip that straight from the netz
Hello waifu lovers.
Hope you have a nice Saturday night.
>>674795849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q925lmJPVs
>>674797273
hee hee
>>674797597
Hello anon. Nice day today isn't it?
>>674797585
<--
>>674797371
>I can feel his penis when he's nearby.
>>674797257
>Ruby got banned
>Ruby
>banned
Fucking nigger mods!
FUCK!!!
>I don't have any Emi pic which can express my anger, so I'll post Hitler
>I miss him too <3
this thread needs moar everything(especially jazzy bass)
What you guys listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48
>>674797220
I only have one other saber figure but I also have 5 other different ones
>>674798043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tn28G0sU9E
>>674797585
Shit, I forgot about that line in the Bible.
>>674797597
While I am not a Waifu lover, I hope that you have a nice Saturday night too.
>>674797969
I almost got banned for creating a waifu thread that got taken down in around a minute or two.
>>674798043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIY36UbDbQQ I am in love with this song
Suigintou claimed
>>674797745
KAMI WA SHINDA
>>674797281
>She could distract you from the Crusade.
Couples who Deus Vult together stay together some say
>>674798043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kBpwY6Q9_Y
>>674797969
>Ruby is kill
>>674798071
Gift Saber Lily is the best if you ask me.
>>674798043
thiiiiis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYNIs6HnyMY
capcha wants me to drink tea tonight
>>674797969
I'm sorry Emi
The mods seem to catch the best of them...
You could always talk to him on telegram
>>674798209
bible studies (and general studies on religion back in school and outside of it) does come in handy sometimes i mean symbolism and stufdf gets real freaky sometimes
>>674797257
hugs for rubles
Waifu lovers, is there someone here who remembers the Red and Blue story?
I need your opinion on something....
>>674797969
Ain't nothin' fair, you know that.
>>674798266
I was proven wrong yet again, I am starting that Deus non vult ego.
>>674798522
I agree with you on that Anon.
>>674797969
>im still suprised that im not banned for making so many /waifu threads
>>674798043
In a jazz mood today
https://youtu.be/HMnrl0tmd3k
>>674798428
Feels good when the mods can't touch you.
>>674798615
I...i-i tentatively remember that very long story...
Dio-sama...
>>674798615
I don't seem to recall it, can you give a run down version?
>>674795849
4th thread today
>same autist keeps picking syndra
>>674798043
John 5 - Creepy Crawler
>>674797969
>>I don't have any Emi pic which can express my anger, so I'll post Hitler
while im really sad for ruby that line nearly had me pissing my pants
>>674798615
Go on.
>>674798915
>same autist keeps picking syndra
It'd be sad if he picked anyone else after claiming Syndra.
so whats the nons doin eh?
>>674799180
Just fucking around on /b/ hoping that the mods stop being cucks.
>>674799082
I would never do that
>>674799180
Being bored af and skyping with Ten
>>674798209
I created one too, but I haven't been banned. Weird.
>Nice song choice
>>674798310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yh2InVsFag
>>674798428
Doesn't he have a dynamic IP?
>>674798687
The way you move ain't fair, you know?
>>674798690
We are humans and make mistakes, but God loves us regardless
>>674798699
Maybe you have your luck skill maxed out
>>674798726
>the mods can't touch you
Are you a ghost?
>>674798940
I did not re-read that sentence until now, kek
>>674797969
>>674798940
also got ya covered
>pic related
>>674798747
How tentatively do you remember it?
>>674798854
As they say, it's quite a long story. Not that long tho. It's about a fucked up relationship between two people.
I could repaste it, I just don't think it would feel the same...
>>674799062
You really interested? :(
>>674797969
Mods a shit
>>674799503
He is currently at a friends house, he was posting on mobile.
Afraid the only way of contact is by Telegram until he gets home
Unless you plan on talking to him through me...
>>674798338
Why are all of her toes the same fucking length
>>674799559
I-i forgot that one
>And it's one of my favourites
>>674799596
Fundamental laws of the Universe:
-/b/ was never good
-Mods a shit
>>674799180
Trying to learn how the hell do you draw a hand that doesnt look like a claw
>landscapes and modern art are so mutch easyer.
>>674799275
Like thats ever gonna happen
>>674799503
Took all 10 points
>>674799595
My advice won't be helpful, but I'm interested. Go on.
>>674799503
I was banned but then unbanned, it was a bit weird to be honest with you.
>>674799595
Well you got me intrested so if you could can you repost it?
>>674799683
Anime logic.
>>674799789
I can dream Anon.
>>674799595
Pretty tentatively. You should re-post the whole story again.
>>674799503
Yes. Of No Christmas In Particular.
>>674799757
that punch tho
my literal face when
>>674799778
>1 off
You don't deserve that, Ginko.
>>674799757
you forgot one
-striped panties are justice
>more mod bans
fuckin fight me mods.
I am der fuhrer of this here shit show. Fite me irl
Seems like the mods are on a crusade today. For more cancerous Trap- and Furry-threads on /b/!
Are we the only one who aren't really cancerous here?
>>674799683
Because she's a ship.
Those are flippers, not feet.
Diana claimed
my drawing :)
Cirno-chan a best
>>674800135
But Tenryuu is queen of /b/
>>674800228
Quality threads are now cancer. Welcome to new /b/
why are the mods so rabid? did i miss something terrible during my hiatus
>>674800228
Most of the time.
>>674800275
>Is a ship but looks like a Woman
>Just your regular Anime logic
>>674799870
>>674799895
Alright, for you. In two parts ;)
This is the story about Red and Blue. Not the pokemon trainers, no, but two very different emotions.
What connects these two people is the weird relationship they have.
Red is completely in love with Blue. Since he knows him, his life has changed in unimaginable ways, for good. Everyday, Red is thankful for all the luck he has to know Blue. He wouldn't change him for nothing in this world, he idolizes him.
Blue is really kind, and he likes Red, just as a friend, but Red is okay with that.
At first, their relationship worked out. Red confessed his feelings to Blue, and Blue agreed to keep in touch as friends.
Everything was going smoothly, perfect. They used to see each other everyday and shared their own daily life experiences.
But paradise didn't last very long, and no one knows exactly when or why, things twisted. Blue started to disappear for days.
He explained that a lot things were happening in his life right now and that he was being a lot busier than before and couldn't find enough time to see Red.
Red understood that perfectly, and patiently gave Blue all the time he needed. Even so he still waited every single day for Blue to appear.
But Blue's vanishings became longer and longer. Red missed Blue a lot, and noticed that the distance between them was quickly growing, so he tried to ask him to see him at another time of the day, anytime, just to see him more. But nothing, there was no other time, apparently.
He tried to ask Blue to at least let him know when he would be back, after disappearing, just not to despair and wait for that day to come. But again, nothing, Blue never knew when he was going to disappear or when he was coming back, apparently.
>>674800134
>striped panties are justice
This.
>>674800228
We kinda are
But not in a bad way
At least you're not as cancerous as me
>>674800398
False
>>674800399
Mods just being a shit.
>>674800531
Red was starting to be desperate, he knew the relationship wasn't working out, it was dying actually. And he started to think why could that be happening.
Maybe... Maybe Blue wasn't being completely honest with Red. He was not necessarily lying to him, just maybe... Blue didn't give the same importance to the relationship as Red did. Maybe he disappeared because he didn't want to spend his free time with Red, but then he always came back because he felt guilty with him. Maybe Blue wasn't mature enough to be completely honest with Red, to end for once with the relationship breaking Red's heart, and he didn't realise how much hurt he was causing, by extending it.
Red started to desire that honesty more than anything, he couldn't live with the doubt. Even if that honesty was the end of their relationship, he would accept it. If Blue was happier without him, he would accept it, because all Red wanted was Blue's happiness, above everything.
What was worse for Red was knowing that if he asked for honesty, he already knew what the answer would be. Another excuse. But even if all those excuses were true, their relationship was dying and he couldn't do anything about it.
Anything but crying, alone, waiting for Blue to show up.
Week after week, until the day he finally decides to disappear forever.
>>674800531
What are you on? I don't remember any of this.
>>674800399
something may have happened, and it may or may not have involved striped panties
>>674800430
It's like an anime rule that everything that exists will be a twelve year old with big tiddies
>>674799678
I'll have to wait...
>If I talk through you, you'll tease me, you cheeky goth...
>>674799789
>Took all 10 points
Extra-easy mode
>>674799870
The mods banned you, God unbanned you
DEUS VULT
>>674799950
Best Christmas
>>674800007
H-hana!
>no lewds here...
>and not with hand-holding!
>>674800134
>-striped panties are justice
That's a big one
>>674800228
/b/ is opposite-land. Not being shit is consedered shitty here
>>674800576
I'm aware of the poll.
>>674800399
They work in shifts. One mod may be super buttmad while others are not.
That's the regular case, at least.
>>674799814
>>674800590
There's a sad ending, that's why I need your opinion.... huh :(
>>674800319
Not bad
>>674800576
that looks exciting care to explain?
>>674800228
What?
Tenryuu, are you seriously questioning the quality of /b/ threads?
>>674799049
See? quality content.
>>674800769
So... Am I getting royalties for appearing in that story?
>>674800784
Someone made a poll to elect president of /waifu/ I won apparently.
>>674800677
I'm not a waifu lover, just because I don't have any waifu. But I respect your community, so I frequent these threads as an anon from time to time.
That story was maybe from two weeks ago.
>>674800399
>>674800228
>Seems like the mods are on a crusade today
>why are the mods so rabid
>>674800715
always when there is trouble the shimpan are at the centre of it all
>>674800725
I KNOW but im running out of pictures T_T
TOO LATE FAGGOTS
I ALREADY CLAIMED THE BEST HAMSTER ON THE PLANET
>>674801049
the joke is that his waifu is named red
>>674800771
Thanks :3
It's not done obviously though haha
