ayy lmao

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ayy lmao

AYY ELE MAYO

>>674793754
why do you like anal probing so much

>>674794759
We don't. The whole time I've been here we haven't anal probed anybody.

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>>674793754
will you take the niggers and other filth with you?
you filthy fucking mexican! #MAKEEARTHGREATAGAIN

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>>674793754
how did you get here? Did you travel faster than the speed of light? Is it even possible? And how far away are we from interstellar travel? Also gimme a dumbed down explanation of how quantum mechanics works with General Relativity- also is string theory correct?
Thanks and enjoy your trip back home

>>674793754
Why haven't you anal probed anyone?

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AYY LMAO

>>674793754
From your extraterrestrial point of view would you say that white "Master Race" people and niggers are the same species?

Would you take anyone with you? Take me away from here

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>>674793754
Tits or and Timestamp GFO

>>674793754
Do you have nigger extraterrestrials on your home planet?

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>>674793754
Is donald trump the best candidate for president?

>>674795592
yes

>>674795172
No.>>674795181
>how did you get here? Did you travel faster than the speed of light? Is it even possible?
Yes and no. You can't travel faster than light but you make space do it for you. you already have a concept like that I believe in your physics.
>And how far away are we from interstellar travel?
Not that far actually if your progression continieus to mirror our own.
>Also gimme a dumbed down explanation of how quantum mechanics works with General Relativity- also is string theory correct?
I can't I'm not a physicist I study societies.

Have you packed your bags yet?

>>674795290
Would you like an anal probe?

how much spacewood do spacewoodchucks chuck?

>>674793754
You gonna nuke us from orbit bro?

How many probed anuses does it take to get an understanding of terrestrial life?

>>674795181
>literally asking nigger questions

use google you fuck its all there

interstellar travel wont happen until we actually need resources from space, and that will happen in like never since all we need is oil and its all here on earth.

stop with your meme science relativity shit just accept that youre nothing and will die a nothing even if you go into science to crack the mysteries of space and time. Youll be happier as a normie pleb, breed and keep the circle going.

Fuck this gay earth fuck it all

>>674795744
Actually yes.

Could you describe the appearance of your species?

>>674795833
No why would we?
>>674795842
What's your species obsession with anal probing?

>>674795665
space niggers

>>674795788
No but I would like to anal probe some extraterrestrials.

Can you give us a pic and q timestamp?

Are humans the niggers of this universe?

Who do you think will destroy America faster, Trump or Kanye

Was anime a mistake?

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WHEN CAN I COME HOME MASTER

>>674793754
Fuck off space nigger, we were full
You could of crashed on the moon if you just asked

>>674796022
>What's your species obsession with anal probing?
We just like to stick stuff up our bum.
Or somebody else's bum

>>674793754
ayy lmao

Are male or female? Do you have sex with a human? How was it? Where are you right now, geografically?

>>674796166
All of it... not the alien tbh

>>674793754
Will you be anal probed when you get home?

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>>674796236
>could of
>of

>>674796013
We are a carbon based lifeform, biochemically virtually identical to you. We stand upward and have extremities similar to your hands and we have depth perception like you do. A complete description would take a little to long tho. Also still somewhat careful.

ayyy

>>674796166
Yes.
>>674796116
Pretty much.
>>674796130
Trump.
>>674796214
You know your duties.

>>674793754
Fuck off space nigger

What is your opinion on Donald Trump?

>>674796076
No I won'r do that. This way the chance that this will be seen as a joke is high and that perfect for me.

What would be the closest relative earth species to your kind? I would just like an reference if possible.

>>674796474
JUST TO CONFIRM, MY DUTIES ARE TO WANK INTO ALL OF THE WATER SUPPLIES TO BRIDGE THE GAP BETWEEN OUR SPECIES?

No one noticed my trips, that's sad /b/

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Any galactic wars going on? How are they usually handled?

Are we a prime target? Are we considered a threat to other species or are we just being ignored due to how primitive we are?

Why avoid us?

>>674796700
And now my dubs

>>674793754
I'm really sorry you had to endure us. Does your species know things as racism? Stereotypes?

Are there others like your and our species in the universe?

>>674796436
are your females cat girls doe? if not can you make some? will you? and how can i contact you for one?

>>674796777
super lucky trips have spoken

can i go with you OP?

>>674793754
Just remember no matter how influential our ways are, most of us still want to kill ourselves.

>>674796673
yes

>>674796700
>>674796444
Nice trips and dubs bro.
You win a free anal probe.

>>6747968>>674796880
No one noticed my trips and dubs...

>>674796636
Actually what you call a cuttlefish has a lot of similarities. Especially the way it can control skin color and shape. It's how we communicate with each other. We have no voices like you do.

>>674793754
Dtf? I will fuck any alien no matter how gross. Hit me up bby

>>674793754
Are there furries on your world or some equivalent?

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>>674797051
omg no one cares

>>674793754
What is the exact location of your homeworld?

So if humans are the niggers of the universe, does that mean we can collect cosmic welfare?

>>674797370
Y tho

>>674796762
>Any galactic wars going on?
no
>Are we a prime target? Are we considered a threat to other species or are we just being ignored due to how primitive we are?
No, no and no
>Why avoid us?
We've been interstellar for a little over 200 of your years. While we have found lots of life almost all of it is microbial and you are the first other intelligence we've discovered so far. Contacting you now would contaminate a unique sample we may never find again. But don't worry. Eventually our species will meet. Itr's inevitable.

>>674796998
Thank you very much

>>674797514
>What is the exact location of your homeworld?
Not gonna say but will say it's over 200 lightyears away.

>>674797527
Because post numbers mean literally nothing. And you're a faggot.

>>674797514
>What is the exact location of your homeworld?
Not gonna say but will say it's over 200 light years away.

>>674797708
But you are the faggot, that makes no sense

>>674793754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q925lmJPVs

Go home space nigger

>>674793754
OP wayyyyyyyyyyyyy toooooooo lmao find proper contact or don't interfere fagg0t

>>674793754
>>674797583
Will you intervene if we accidentally ruin our planet? What if something really bad happens to us?

Can you please just reveal yourselves to the human race en masse? Most of us are pretty upset with the way things are right now. The change would be extremely welcome.

>>674797805
We're all faggots here, anon.

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>>674797583
Thanks for the reply, ayy lmao.

>Contaminate a unique sample
Okay, so that's the only reason? Not afraid of the conflict it might spur?

Also, we're the first form of intelligent life you've encountered? I recommend looking on Europa, we think it might have a vast Ocean underneath it's surface that may contain life.

Only microbrial, damn. How close have we come to finding your species? In terms of seeing you mid-research.

One more thing, did you expect us to be humanoid? Bit of a dumb question considering most organisms are different, would you say we have more potential for evolution than your species or less?

>>674796868
Actually we don't have females. Most life on our world is both sexes. It's one off the more difficult concepts off your society to grasp actually.

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>>674797759
hello kepler 138b

fuck off space niggers we're full

>>674798238
b-but

>>674798251
ye fuck all that but can you make em? i just want one so i can run off to the mountains and die a happy man, this gay earth is no use saving let it burn.

get the fuck out space nigger

ayylmao

>>674793754
Is there any religion on Earth that mirrors or is the same to a religion on your planet? This is really the only way to find out if any religion is the correct one.

>>674797759
which direction? Orion, Cyprus, Perseus, Sagittarius, up or down?

>>674798549
Calling all space niggers

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>>674798419
WE'RE ALL FAGGOTS, ANON

what if i wanted to come with you, is there a specific way i can contact you personally, all jokes aside i will post them or keep the process confidential, idc if this is meme bread i am a writer and wiling to give extensive ideology into the vastness of our imagination, and do my best to cipher our learning into layman's terms to be further studied from point of view of the subject

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>>674793754
Timestamp
You know the rules

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>>674793754

R U WITE ~ NIGGAH?

>>674793754
can you elaborate on the influences that our species has made on your own?

>>674798180
>Will you intervene if we accidentally ruin our planet? What if something really bad happens to us?
I couldn't awnser that. Maybe. Your discovery has had a lasting impact on us and I guess some of us would.
>Can you please just reveal yourselves to the human race en masse? Most of us are pretty upset with the way things are right now. The change would be extremely welcome.
No, we need to study you first.
>Only microbrial, damn. How close have we come to finding your species? In terms of seeing you mid-research.
I couldn't say but considering your tech probably not close. We only discovered you a little over 70 nyears ago and we are roughlty 300 years ahead off you I would say.
>One more thing, did you expect us to be humanoid? Bit of a dumb question considering most organisms are different, would you say we have more potential for evolution than your species or less?
We didn't expect you at all actually but I don't think we are superior to you or the other way around. Just different.

>>674797583
What do you look like? are you bipedal? does your species have bilateral symmetry? what sort of evolution did you have? are thumbs common on your home world or do you use other appendages?

When did you realize that you were a homosexual?

>>674798873
Timestamp, TITS OR GTFO OP

>>674798978
The fact that you excist. The fact that you are so very similar in so many ways. Your voices. The possibility that our worlds might share a connection somehow. It's all justy amazing.

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>>674793754
What do you think about all the hatred for stupid reasons (race,religion,idealogy etc.)

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>>674793754
scully get the car

>>674799041
Huh, neat. Thanks for the reply.

So, every piece of footage we've caught of UFOs aren't you? Could they be another intelligent species that's staying hidden or is it actually just the government testing out technology.

300 years ahead? That's not too bad. You have religion in your culture or have you risen above that as a species?

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>>674793754
What do you think of the Pleiadians?

Also, WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T YOU MADE YOURSELVES KNOWN TO US YET?!

>>674797583
>We've been interstellar for a little over 200 of your years. While we have found lots of life almost all of it is microbial and you are the first other intelligence we've discovered so far. Contacting you now would contaminate a unique sample we may never find again. But don't worry. Eventually our species will meet. Itr's inevitable.
either fake as fuck or the most ridiculous coincidence ever. I'm also extraterrestrial, but that's not true for my planet.

Ask me if you have questions.

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>>674799116
Not bipedal really but upward is best discription. Hands are very similkar but we have only 4 digits. Of course we have bilateral symmetry.

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>>674798666
reporting, captain

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>>674799420
You've got to be kidding me, Mulder.

>>674799041
are there great cyclopian cities? are lovecraftian horrors true? are there such things as great shoggoths? or the yithians or the destructive polyps and the old ones?

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>>674799593
>>674798666
>>674798823
>>674799546
>There are no niggers in space.
Blacks do great in space, for some reason.

>>674799420
My sides

>>674799526
Really? well it's possible we haven't met yet. Space is vast and like I said we've only been at it for a little over 200 yrs. We haven't really been a lot of places yet. It took our mission over a year just to get here.

>>674799857
>Blacks do great in space
Only Gayniggers do.

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>>674793754
ask me anything you want dudes, i am of a group of incarnate beings watching over you since thousands of years getting f-ed by greedy fags like OP

>>674793754
What type of music do you have in your planet?

What kind of musical instruments?

it might sound dumb but how did you study our Language also what is yours? do you eat? how to you breath? do you look like us?

how much for an alien bride

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>>674799857
>blacks do great in space, for some reason
It's called camouflage my friend

>>674793754
Do you use anti-matter engineering?

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>>674800169
>gay niggers
>Sisko had a wife and kids.
>Even Lister is his own dad.
It's those earth-niggers you have to watch out for.

>>674800298
kek

why dont you smoke weed faggot its good

>>674793754
are you with project limelite?
don't act as though you don't know what that means 772.

If you don't want to contaminate us yet, why did you reveal yourself here?

>>674793754
>extraterrestrial
Prove it.

>>674799505
possibly>>674799526
this guy claims so. but it's probably you just testing craft. And yes we still have religion just like you. Like I said we're very similar in many ways.

>>674794901
If you haven´t anally probed someone you haven´t lived...

Linguist here. Tell me about your language. Do you make sounds in a similar way to us? Is your grammar (e.g. morphology, syntax, etc.) similar to human languages? If there's one thing that's really different between human languages and the languages of your species, what is it?

>>674800593
Not OP but, we are in 4chan, we are all Looney, nobody will believe us

Oh, and for the love of all the gods...

TAKE ME WITH YOU!

>>674800112
Something like this as well. I'm from a star near (a few hundred light years) Cygnus x and we mad our way up the Orion spur. Earth is the furthest we got so far, maybe you came from another direction?
We don't exactly travel, we jump. I'm not a scientist, so i don't know exactly how it works, but you need to build a big ass station and open a wormhole (its stabilized in some way, the normal ones are tiny and would collapse if a single electron went through it.) It's isn't exactly a precise science so you land somewhere in a 2-3 light-year radius from your target.
The exit is around 1/2 light-year from here towards the galactic center so it took a while to get hear. (not quite as long though, time time dilation and all)

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>>674800657
Huh, neat. How many years would you wait until you've made contact. Not afraid that we're going to declare galactic war on you or something?

Also, hoping you've studied our entertainment for this question.

Is your technology similar to Star Wars? Any weapons capable of destroying planets, or maybe something like a glassing mechanism in Halo?

>>674801168
Well, this thread has gone full retard.

>>674800231
Similar instruments to you. snares precussion horns it sounds differently cause our athmosphere is a little thicker than yours.>>674800235
we've been studying your transmissions for over 50 yrs with listening posts we spread through your asteroid belt. we've had plenty of time to figure out your language. We comunicate by changing the patterns of color and skin of our skins sometimes with sounds as affermation but we don't have vocal cords like you do. It's one of the things we find most amazing about you. Before we discoverd you we had no concept of singing. We eat like you and breath oxygen just like you.

>>674800657
Couple of the UFOs you caught on evidence is Martian, sorry for the confusion

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>>674800587
>2016
>still talking about limelite

It would be great if you gave us some good nootropics

Still no response, OP. >>674799513

>>674793754
Do aliens do drugs?

Fuck you space nigger, you can crash one the moon

>>674801422
are you religious or do you have a concept of religion? if so is it similar. do you have democracy? i just have a ton of qs i know it's probably fake but i have to believe there is life out there cause if there isn't i lose all hope

>>674799714
>>674799420
Fuck me, I read these in their voices.

>>674793754
how do you disguise among ourselves? and if it's a device you use ,can it work on humans?

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>>674801301
>Huh, neat. How many years would you wait until you've made contact. Not afraid that we're going to declare galactic war on you or something?
I can't say. That's not up to me.
>>674802279
Yes we have religion and politics.

>>674793754
Fuck out of here space nigger

In your research, which gender is more intelligent?

>>674802553
Alright, fair enough. Have an estimate? I mean, they trust you enough to go on this mission to study us so you must be a professional. Maybe a few decades?

>>674802646
Also this.

>>674793754
Y U so interested in butts tho? Y U anal probe?

>>674802412
Actually no. I mean, we do have domesticated animals but we don't keep them as, for lack of a better term, family members.

>>674793754
How do i install mods for minecraft?

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What's your thoughts on fireworks?

>>674793754
Would Ununpentium work as a efficient and reliable fuel source to power interstellar, or even interplanetary travel?

are you in the cocaine business?

>>674802772
>Alright, fair enough. Have an estimate? I mean, they trust you enough to go on this mission to study us so you must be a professional. Maybe a few decades?
I'm actually just one of a team on this mission and I'm just a scientist. All I know is that if your progression keeps mirroring ours as it is we'll soon lose the initiative on that decision.>>674802646
We haven't found any diffirences on that level so far but to be honest we've only been here for a year. This was the first time any of us actually landed on your world. We've only studied a few bodies and only recently deceased.

Do you hope that your species will one day unite with ours?

Who is your favorite artist from our planet? This includes all forms of visual and audible art.

>>674803428
How do i become transcendent?

>>674803000
Love them
>>674803149
I wouldn't know. Like I said before I'm on this mission to study your society. I'm neither a physicist or an engineer.

Where did the dinosaurs go and how did we get here evolution or we hitch hike on a meteor or get left here and what about the pyramids and Mayan temples how were they built with primitive technology and where did they get understanding of the stars? And how fucked are we if trump is president XD? And will you take me with you! :D

>>674802553
tell me of something i dont know but you have on your planet exp we have oil i dont think other planets have so you must have something like yours only olso why you not posting pics?

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ITT: OP making some fine bullshit by the question. I know you won't reply but whatever.
If you were an alien you'd go somewhere that isn't /b/

>>674803682
I don't know, when you find out please tell us.

>>674803682
Did you try faggotry?

>>674803697
Ask your crew then

>>674803697
How do you know English? Is your spelling trash because this isn't your native language or are you just lazy?

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whats this called in english?

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>>674803428
How do you usually handle oxygen on your flights?

Have you found out a way to re-purpose the exhaled gasses for oxygen or have you just perfected stasis?

Do you have any contingencies for hostile galactic civilizations? Ones that aren't very keen on shaking hands with other species?

How's the Military for your species? Technology farther ahead of ours or is it unnecessary because you're a peaceful species?

>>674803846
Yes and felt very unconfortable doing it

>>674795894
Oil? Not much longer

>>674803697
dont you have an order not to reveal yourself ?

What do you guys do for entertainment?

ayy lmao

>>674793754
Which is your favorite human religion, in terms of degree of civilization?

>>674793754
Ayy lmao, what is the lifespan of your species and how much has it been lengthened by technology & medicine?

Also do you guys know anything for sure about spirits and the afterlife?

What do your spaceships look like? Can you make a comparison with something you've seen in our culture?

>>674803726
What? I don't know we didn't even knew you excisted till 70 yrs ago.>>674803778
I don't post pics cause I want this to be seen as a joke for safety. There's nothing really special about our world that isn't somehow faniliar on yours. Biggest difference is that our world is what you'd actually call a moon. It orbits our biggest gas giant in our system at about the distance of what Mars is from your sun.

>>674793754
why are you letting us suffer? please take over or kill us all already.
seriously why aren't you interfering with our stupid governments?

>>674796762
Rlm ftw

what is the average IQ in your planet?

When are the governments going to declassify the UFO information and knowledge?

Also will you stop giving world governments technology and just open up some web sites and release some information and pictures. Release some evidence and break your pacts with world governments pls.

If you don't declassify, we will elect Trump.

>>674793754
Are you going to blow up the capital cities like in the movies? Also are you going to get to see Independence Day 2 when it reaches your part of the cosmos?

>>674804769
ask him a cure for depression and psychoses already

>>674805038
That's illloeminaughty

>>674803924
No, I don't want them to know I'm doing this. I'm obviously not supposed to but t's kinda the whole reason for my life, I studied yrs for this. Trained 2 yrs to adjust to your gravity. I've been dreaming of this since I was a child and couldn't just leave without actually talking to you.>>674804060
So many questions. No no contigencies there's never been need. And yes, atm your military wouldn't stand a change against ours>>674804171
Yes>>674804441
About a 100 to 120 yrs give or take, and a lot of that is contributed to reletivly recent medical advancement (last couple hundred yrs)

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>>674804865
My person of color.

Ready for the next Plinkett review?

I found the documentary OP was filing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OsRPWRJ7PY

>>674805329
so god is real/fake?

>>674805329
>So many questions
Sorry, imagine how you're feeling but not having studied our civilization years prior.
Doing anything right now, aside from Ayy Lmaoing?

>>674805229
i suffer neither of those, although i do admit i'm not very happy at the moment.
who are you to diagnose such things through the chans?

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>>674793754
And I'm an extraterrestrial who's been here for almost 30 years.

Fucking newfag.

>>674794901
what was the impact on your species? why did you study us? where are you from? how did you come here? what do you look like? also can you post a picture of a city on your planet?

Is it true that the force field technology interacts with most impact-projectiles and primers and causes them to explode?

What types of bullets and weapons can be effective against the technology you know about from your species?

Also assuming you are a telekinetic grey, what is the first name of your psychic handler?

If reptilian, what is the first name of the vessel you are possessing?

If our military fought yours, how long do you think we would last?

>>674805329
tell us more about your religion is it simillar to ours? or any of ours?do you belive in evolution or creation

>>674805038
As far as we know your goverment knows nothing about us. It's extremely unlikely we've been detected by you.
>>674805586
I don't know many of us still ask that question.
>>674805630
Waiting for the signal that our ride has arrived. Won't be for several hours tho.

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>>674805947
7 hours.

>Not the ayy lmao
>Just had to reference

>>674805689
because im projecting myself

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>>674793754
I hope you punished this guy. Not fair!

>>674793754
That's a nice /x/ thread we're having here. Also, do you happen to have pizza there in space and shit? I always wanted to know

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Fuck off, space niggers. We're full.

You can crash on the moon if you want.

>>674806048
any cure for cancer

>>674806048
What is your weaponry similar to?

Ay LmAo tell me ur ANALYSES of this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAPBm_0ftAY

>>674803813
AYY LMAO

>>674793754
When you warp out. .. do it so we could see it. All bright and shit. Whoop

>>674804541
A piece of secret information from one "alien" to another. If you can manage to avoid satellites, try looking deeper into the crust of mars. Human life did in fact originate from there. And they are so close at finding their roots

Ever heard of KRLLL?>>674793754

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>>674806179
Wat

>>674805352
My body is ready. Already stocked up on pizza rolls and milked my cat.

>>674805740
You exist, your voices are amazing and beautiful to us, your so similar in so many ways, the scientific ramifications and so on. And like I said, no pictures, this has to be taken as a joke so as not to do any harm.
>>674805764
>Also assuming you are a telekinetic grey, what is the first name of your psychic handler?
What?! As far as we know there's no such thing. We communicate by changing the color and shape of our skin very similar to how your cuttlefish do.
>>674805991
That's just to complicated a question to awnser in a few words. Very similar to yours in many ways.

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>>674806622
Always thought that. I figure we fucked it up and had to leave. However we were unable to Bring enough technology and had to relearn everything.

ever play XCOM? shits so great

>>674806455
Yes, your close trust me
>>674806579
Not a chance
>>674806622
Really, we didn't really study Mars yet but I doubt it

What have you exactly discovered about our species

>>674806112
i don't look at unhapiness as a disease, i don't label it as depression and i certaintly don't think we can cure it with external things such as chemical medication.

i think we are all happy and unhappy sometimes. though i strive for satisfaction. i think that the more satisfaction you get, the closer happiness gets. although striving for happiness leaves us unhappy.

that's just my 2 cents

>>674806579
Too bad that one thing would help the entire human race move forward. Instead of slowly heading towards self distruction

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>>674807234
What do you know about KRLLL.

>>674807234
what would you change in our world if you could?

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can you take a pic of your hand (or the like) with a time stamp? I want to see your hand structure for primarily research purposes in relation to genetics and evolution
Also is your planet also driven by a mass consumerism and culture like ours is? will we find a better form of energy? will we ever be able to cycle through Uranium and Plutonium and then back to uranium again in order to acquire a nearly infinite energy source?

>>674807599
FBI

>>674807258
Lots, it's kinda all new to us and all familiar. The fact that you have seperate genders is for me as one who studies societies, most interesting. Its what makes your society most different from our own.

>>674807234
what is your advise to the young people to do for a better world?

Has your species ever had any wars with itself like us? How bad have they ended?

>>674807234
why dont you just tell us the cure? it will save so many lifes

>>674807599
FBI confirmed

Of all the depictions of aliens in our culture, which one is the most similar to you?

>>674807469
>What do you know about KRLLL.
Never heard of it.
>>674807586
Nothing, your world is amazing as it is.
>>674807599
Again, no. This has to be taken as a joke.

>>674806966
Those theories about mars being a lush planet full of life are true, and yes we fucked up. Only few of us remained on mars. Surviving in underground shelters. We are actually waiting for earth to find us

Do you perform surgery on your planet? Also, if not, how do you see it? As a kind of creative murder or lifesaving tactics?

>>674806815
do you have internet? do you write? will there be a publication? do you have names? do you have a calendar? how is your society organised? is there money?

>>674793754

Why would you bother coming across the galaxy to watch a bunch of monkeys trade rectangular pieces of plastic with numbers on them?

Also:

>Ayy Lmao

>>674808152
Cool

It's always just a feeling I've had about that planet

>>674793754

OP - Does your species offer asylum, if so I'd like to formally apply for it and for you to take me with you.

>>674793754
Take me with you.

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the greatest thing our planet has is basil

Klaatu Barada Nicto.

Will your species take any humans for jobs? like as a covert agent for your species to protect your interests here and help with the studying?

Also can I apply for said job?

>>674807832
Steady as she goes. I know that a lot of your kind is feeling dread for your future but based on our own past and how similar your progression is, trust me, there's a great era just over the horizon.
>>674807962
I'm both not allowed and don't have time to teach you over 2 centuries of genetic research to you. You'll get there.
>>674808024
I haven't seen one that's close yet but haven't really focused on that part of your society this time. I hope there'll be another mission in my lifetime and that I can be on it. It's not the grey's I can tell you that.

>>674793754
Have you ever watched Doctor Who? If so, what's your opinion about it?

>>674808322
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, we have political systems like you do also still nations, yes.
>>674808411
Because your the only monkeys we've come across so far that actually no what a rectangle is

Are you currently on earth on interstellar?csn you post an image of a timestamp or some galaxy we haven't yet discovered? Also how about join me having a couple drink I got a proposition for you Mr ET Sir.

i would like you to describe me some things with more details. For example you told me that some aliens are religious some are not. And personally you do not know if there is a God or not. Describe me the religions that exist in your planet.Tell me the story around them

Hmm I'll bite..

You say you have not been here for too long, at least a year. There is only so much you can learn about us in that time and if you have to make sure no one suspects that you are trying to gather information then possibly you have not had the chance to come out and simply ask us humans the answers to things you would like to know.
Since you are leaving now is the perfect time. Rather than me ask a question, ask me (us) something you would like to know but have not been able to ask during your stay here.

>>674809293
I agree

>>674809201
What kind of alphabet do you use can you write down a sentence or a word?