>>674791531
I hate Yorkshire Tea, Yorkshire and all Yorkshiremen who never shut the fuck up about Yorkshire.

yorkshire tea is patrician, goodnight britbro

>>674791893
I don't like the cunts either but the tea is on par with ringtons. Typho & tetleys is fucking piss water.

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>>674792113
Maybe, but I just can't buy into it.

>>674792196
Especially that cunt.

>>674791531
Bed at 10pm? Pussy.

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Hi guys, I just don't like tea :)

>>674792647
on a Saturday night, no less

>>674792386
wtf is this bullshit?

>>674792386
I'd have smoked salmon one on the right. Mates wedding afternoon tea bullshit middle of day ate 19 smoked salmon sandwiches then got pissed on free bar. A brilliant day.

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>>674791893
Yorkshire pudding is pretty good though

>>674791893
What about things like earl grey?

>>674792855
It is, but not like that.

>>674791531
fact: the english don't know what food is

Russell Hobbs master race. I approve op

>>674792647
Young baby and I like to have a brew after fucking my Mrs before getting off to bed.

>>674792889
It's flavoured crap. Nobody drinks it.

>>674792889
I don't get tea at all really. But if it's not marketed at ruddy faced, self satisfied tykes I can deal with it.

>>674792647
That's UK national bedtime. We've got fucking work to do early in the morning supporting all the sandniggers and normal niggers

>>674793006
Where you from you fat fuck?

>>674793213
Not me I'm on the sick and it's a weekend. I like to drink and watch football on weekends.

>>674791531
why wont you fucking limeys call it a damn cookie? biscuits are what you put sausage in for breakfast. or pour gravy over.

>>674793144
Well I'm very sure that's why they created fruit tea. What was again.. Twining's infusions or some shit like that.

>>674791893
For me it's the Welsh who never shut the fuck up about Wales. They have a massive inferiority complex.

>>674793213
Working on weekends man. Bro I work 9 til 5 and only on weekdays.

>>674793435
Cookies are round you wanker. Tunnocks is a caramel wafer biscuit and the best biscuit money can buy. Now fuck off you uncultured autistic cock gobbler.

>>674793409
Fuck sake. Paying for you as well then you workshy Jeremy Kyle cum bubble waste of spunk cunt. Glad the Tories are taking all your disability benefits you skiving fucktrumpet

>>674793586
Very true. Course there are people in Yorkshire who are deluded enough to think it should be a country.

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>>674791531
Thanks for the reminder and greetings from Hamburg!

>>674793435
We fucking invented biscuits, as well as your fucking language you cunt. We will call them whatever the fuck we want.

>>674791531
I get the hard water version because my water is hard. When parents visit they always forget and get me the normal one. I say nothing.

God tier drink you fucking dale dwelling scum? Fuck you, I'll dig up your recently deceased family, molest them, re bury them, fuck you, bury you, dig up your family and parade them about using a giant crane-mounted marionette puppet doohicky. Fuccckkkkk you sire.

>>674793779
I work just got a sick note knackered my hand. TFW I still earn more than you and just go to country pubs for my dinner and watch movies while getting paid.

>>674794090
Ultimate British post.

>>674791531
Fuck off with your newfag boring threads Op
You need to learn how to hack more and lurk more and become a true old fag like me. Been on 4chan for a.year now
Dont just come on the chan like that and post like you know what your doing.
God I miss the old 4chan days

>>674791531
I personally prefer a good hobnob but that's just me

>>674793435
Now excuse me sir what the fuck are you on about?

>>674794195
OK but they're no tunnocks.

>>674794177
Yawn.

>>674794177
Argh b8

>>674794148
Sounds like you do manual labour, so doubt you earn more than me, but I do apologise for casting aspersions about your work situation my good man.

>>674794195
You like knobs lmfao

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the choicest mint chocolate biscuit

>>674793996
you didn't invent shit. you just improperly named it. i cant speak ill of your choice in tea but your really confused when it comes to food items you homosex

>>674793435
Could someone get this bloke a burger?

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Simpson's in the Strand for breakfast tomorrow mates.

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God tier biscuit

>>674791531
>milk in tea
for a britfag, you're an uncivilized savage.

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>>674794662
Get on my level fag

>>674791531
where is your bong then?

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>>674794635

>>674794573
Named it on our language you fucking use. Not my fault if you use it wrong

>>674794363
Time served mechanical engineer, I work on power stations. Enjoy your office job earning peanuts LOL.

>>674794521
Not bad similar to a yoyo. Loved these back in my youth.

>>674794662
Was going to go there the other week but fuck it, we went to pret a manger instead

>>674795007
I work in the city mate. I'm one of the reasons we had a recession lol. Still made my bonus though

>>674794876
Do what?

Simpson's do the best breakfast known to man for £14.50.

You want me to drag myself out to Bray to pay ten times as much to a fucking celebrity chef?

>>674794996
>>674794573

Typical American will fight over anything but is shit at it and should know when to walk away.

>>674795186
Do it next time. Well worth it.

>>674795287
Get on my Maccys breakfast for under a fiver mate

>>674794740
Fuck off you Wally. I don't know anyone who drinks tea with no milk unless you're a lactose intolerant non northern EU faggot.

>>674794662
what a wonderful plate of heart disease. so you reckon it goes well with a poorly cut tomato?
i'll keep this one in mind whenever i need to cut my budget and downgrade to pork.

>>674793144
Southerner here, too bitter for us, we like our sweet tea

>>674795521
Don't mind McD's but it's not quite the same thing.

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>>674795351
ok ill say nothing else if you brits will tell me what this is?

>>674795572
Super bait :)

>>674795667
those are trousers

>>674795667
A torch you cunt.

>>674795214
Then you woke up covered in your own spunk cuddling your wolf of wall Street DVD box. With nothing but an appointment at the job centre.

>>674795667
a bright shoot

>>674795214
They have Iceland in the city.

>>674795783
god dammit i rest my case lol

>>674795667
maglight

>>674795758
what are you talking about? who likes pork except pimple headed europoors?

>>674795783
It's a flashlight, you ignorant cunt

>>674795654
Most southerners are Muslim or black so that doesn't surprise me.

>>674795797
Decent film but nothing like the exchange is nowadays. Maybe in the 80s and 90s but it's pretty boring to be honest.

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with a squeeze of lemon.

Fuck yeah Tunnocks

>>674795906
You know, barbecue.

>>674795667
It's what I use when I go caving in your mum's huge cunt.

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>>674795783
and this is?

East Riding is where it is at......

>>674795906
You muslim or jewish then mate?

>>674791531
Make more Second Life videos, faggot.

Also what do you think about DanielFromSl?

>>674796186
A burning torch

>>674796030
Post proof or shut the fuck up you silly lying cunt.

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>>674795783
this is a torch

>>674796149
This man knows.

>>674795881
In Britain and all English speaking countries outside North America,torchusually means aflashlight, and atorchwhich uses fire as its light-source is often called a "burningtorch" to distinguish. The termflashlightis used mainly in the United States and Canada.

Literally only yanks call it a flashlight

>>674796186
no idea. My sister has one under her bed but don't know wtf it is

>>674794694
What's black, white and red ?
A penguin with sunburn.

>>674796429
i am from texas.i refuse to be called a yank

>>674796331
Lying on an anonymous message board, why would I bother. What proof will you deem suitable?

>>674796429
well i will say flashlight is kinda stupid. should be handlight or something but its not a fucking torch

>>674796313
I have no idea what the fuck you're chatting. Is your blood sugar low from your beetus you fat fuck?

>>674796629
i prefer trailer trash

>>674796170
she apologized for losing it in your ass homosex

>>674796646
Wage slip and photo of your mum's turd cutter.

>>674796815
0/10.

>>674796679
Whatever you think it should be called is insignificant. It is a torch, that's how language works. Things are called what they are called.

>>674796822
Will one or the other suffice?

>>674796925
you both do realize that you are both right

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>>674796629
You're arguing with 14 year old boys. It's not worth it, walk away.

>>674797112
Your fantasy.

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>>674791531
Any PG tips lads over here? Yorkshire tea tases like arse, but then again, not much different from Yorkshire cuisine in general.

>>674797064
*realise

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>>674791531
Fuck Yorkshire Tea. Barry's tea all day

>>674797342
Fell for monkey ad meme. Pg tips is tramp tier tea.

>>674795667
As a collector of these things that Amerifats like to call flashlights,the fine men & women of britania would describe this tool as a torch.If you think that is wrong so be it but please next time show a picture of a decent torch & not a cheap plastic piece of Shit which resembles the U.S of A cheap & fucking plastic

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>>674797417
>inb4 this is your family photo

>>674797417
Where you get that the paki shop £1 for 80 bags?

>>674797463
Do you ever light them all up at once?

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>>674797462
Fucking monkeys have better taste than you northern arseholes

I hope Cameron closes down more of your industries than Thatcher

>>674797349
>realise
that made me chortle

>>674797342 >>674797462
Im more of a punjana man myself but i do enjoy pg tips, even have a mug with the monkey on the side

>>674797747
Southeast masterrace?

Hey guys I am an American and i drink sweet tea, can i join your crew.

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>>674797417
Nothin but union flags here paddy

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>>674797533
And this is your's chav

>>674791531
>caramel
based britbong

>>674797463
that is aircraft aluminum

>>674797902
Southern shit hole, there's not a white face down there and there's no decent country side or scenery.

>>674798022
*aluminium

>>674797902
Southeast masterrace. With rich tea biscuits, of course.

>>674797862
Nice one m8

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>>674797964
The IRA will set you free

>>674797862
It was a paki on the box before they changed the mascot to a monkey.

>>674797698
How many fingers do you think I've got you fucking retard

>>674798022
*Aluminium

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>>674798187
>tfw you have a militia, we have an army
feelsgoodman.jpg

>>674797928
No. That isn't real tea.

>>674793258
Canada

>>674791531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q925lmJPVs

>>674798250

I don't know. How many torches do you have?

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>>674798348
We have bombs biaaatch

>>674798225
id still drink it regardless tbh

>>674798430
renowned Canadian cuisine... Moose chops? Fuck off you clown. Canadians are cucked by every country especially the UK it's embarrassing.

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Faggot and peas
Chips and teas
Roma gypsies

any you lads watched peep show? i seen an episode one time where mark was making a cuppa and he put the milk in before the water, fuckin made me sick

>>674798694
It's better than american and much better than english

Hey guys who here supports that faggot Sadiq Kahn. Fucking terrorist.

>>674798907
Fuck Peep Show. Inbetweeners 4 life

>>674798907
I see that in like offices and shit where they'll do that then go off while the kettle boils.
Is fucking weird.

>>674795564
I've drunk tea with milk and I really tried to like it but it just tasted like depression. Went back to drinking it with lemon.

>>674798178
Anything North of the Watford Gap is nosebleed territory am I right old chap?!

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>>674798907
Apparently it tastes better .. yeah better and my arse crack fucking mug am i right lads

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>>674799133
>mfw we elect a god while you elect a terrorist

>>674798907
Scolds the milk when you add the hot water. Fucking idiotic.

>>674799147
Fuck off you child.

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AM POWER CHILLEN WIT ME BOYOS INNIT GOT A TENNER BIT AND GONNA HAVE A LUNG YA SMAKRATS

DAZZA HAS A SPAM FRITTER STOTTIE ON THE WAY

>>674799147
>fuck peep show
Do you even know who Mitchell and Robb are, child?

>>674799245
Definitely good sir. However, one can make exceptions for civilised peoples in Cambridgeshire. However, not Hertfordshire.

>>674799185
LOL you fucking femanist.

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>>674799482
How is drinking tea with lemon feminist?

>>674799339
*scalds

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>>674799468
>Do you even know who Mitchell and Robb are, child?
You mean Mitchell and Webb?

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>>674791531
Britbong here just.

Just had a cuppa and 4 Hobnobs.

Nice and sleepy now.

>>674799820
who?

>>674799820
Maybe he's just closer friend with Robert Webb so feels comfortable referring to him as just Rob?

>>674799892
Night night m8.

>>674799892
comfy as fuck

>>674799265
I know right, that guy is a total bell end.

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>>674799339
like scold as in bitch out? i need to try that. here all this time i been adding the milk after i pour the cup

>>674797342
>PG tips

Lmao, weakest teabags. Try Punjana.

All this tea talk is getting me fiercely in the mood for a cuppa

>>674799892
Sleep well mate. Daylight saving soon ain't it so enjoy the kip whilst you can.

>>674800040
night night knob gobbler

>>674792797
Sandwiches you fucking retard, what do they look like?

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>>674800073

>>674800073
Are you a teenage spunk bag.

>>674793867
Damn that's a fresh looking kettle. What brand is that?

>>674800045
Yes mate.
>>674800040
>>674800187
Cheers!

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>>674800368

>>674800368
Fuck off with the inbetweeners shit, you git!

>>674800098
Fuck off you fucking shit, PG tips are for civilised chaps

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>>674800589

What would you do if one night you come home and catch your best friend in your room with his mum having intercourse while your other best friend is skyping it to Jeffery?

>>674800741
lol calm down son

>>674795906
all people who dont belong to a shit skin religion

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>>674791531
>teabags

DROPPED

Also, Prince Of Wales tea is best tea

>>674800854
Fuck off you Indian. I will be buried with pg tips and the monkey

>>674791531
Britbong here too. Just got back from a full day bended I started at 10:00am. Bought a bottle of Bulleit bourbon on my way home and now I'm getting even more drunk and high on weed.

Good call on the Yorkshie tea. My mate swears by Yorkshire tea gold. Although he has moved from up north down to London, so I think he needs gold due to the hard water. You should see the state of their kettle, it's covered in white shit. The water down ther is awful compared to up North.

>>674791531
Solid choice m8, but only loose leaf can be considered god-tier.

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>>674800971
Are you depressed?

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Gotta go chips. Sunday league in the morning

So, the question is what effect does Ian Duncan Smith's resignation have on George Osborn's campaign to become Prime Minister?

SUCK SOME DICK YOU JET LI

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>>674800765

>>674794876
>>674795287
Welsh fag here

You all just lost

http://www.uplandsdiner.co.uk/#_=_

Herro, whata u doin?

>>674801097
goodnight mate

>>674801074
You must be since you don't wake up to PG tips ever day.

I'm not even getting paid for this. I just like PG tips.

>>674801283
Is that on Barry Island?

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>>674795906
The rest of the world loves pork. Asia loves pork. Europe loves pork. The Americas love pork. Africa loves anything they can get their ruddy hands on.

>>674800775
I'd probably try to blackmail the mom for sex or money to be honest. The last time I tried to extort somebody it didn't work out though.

>>674800428
It's an AEG.
Didn't buy it myself, my flatmate got it before I moved in.

Pretty overengineered, if you ask me. Digital display for temperature and lighting changes through several colours from green to red.
(seems to be AEG PremiumLine EWA 7550)

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best tea ever.

>>674801480
How the fuck did it not work out?

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>>674801465
>your dinner

>>674801729
rich cunt

>>674801451
No.

63 Uplands Crescent.

>>674801709
Well that sounds pretty badass. How's the noise level? Cause the one I have now is just too damn loud for late-night tea.

My friend's mum is easy to blackmail. Its in the family. Also my best friend will probably dor to it.

>>674801048
/thread.

>>674801283
https://youtu.be/f-fLK3tlSnI

HOLY SHIT

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>>674801810

>>674801915
Sounds shit

>>674801891
Hey, learn some way to get money you ungrateful git.

>>674802130
fuck off u fuckin slag I cant be arsed to do this shit fuck your hole pikeu family u cunt i hope u die in coffe shit

>>674801743
The fag just refused to pay. He posted on here about suicide methods & gave out enough info that I was able to find out who he was. I told him if he paid me that I wouldn't do anything, but he didn't so I reported everything to his uni.

>>674796186
That's a standing torch fucktard

>>674802333
nice trips

>>674802305
>inheritance money
nice meme

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Fuck tea. Coffee and ecstasy 4 life

>>674801915
Home of the megabeast? It's my dying with to finish that breakfast

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>>674802147
>food
>sounds

>>674801048
I drink loose leaf green tea. I rarely drink black tea. Freshly ground coffee in the morning, then loose leaf green tea for the rest of the day.

>>674802464
>Starbucks
Why not Costa brand ecstacy

>>674802580
Because I'm in dire need of dubs

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>>674802486

Have you ever tried?

>>674802464
Those are some pretty gay presses though. If somebody was going to all the trouble of making X, I don't get why they wouldn't at least get a badass press

With tea I like to eat crescents, god I love French pastry.

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>>674797342
Nah mate Clippers tea is fucking mint, try upgrading. Also northern england cuisine is generally shit, battered sausage and chips with curry sauce is all those fucks eat.

>>674793867
Op here best tea greetings to you in Hamburg. Sleep well.

>>674802486
*wish. Autocorrect phone cunt.

>>674798022
It might be made from aircraft GRADE aluminium it's not made from aircraft aluminium ya gimp

>>674801947
Bearable. I guess a lot of the noise is due to the heating process itself. But it does a high pitched beep when its finished.
You better keep the kitchen door shut

>>674802707
Once. Failed

>>674802570
Same here, green tea is the best. You better be making that coffee with a french press though.

>>674801034
I got some of that bourbon last week from Amazon £20 was nice I like taking the cork top out with my teeth like im in a western.

>>674802927
Good effort Anon - maybe next time.

>>674792855
What the actual fuck is this abomination?

>>674802788
Thanks. You too, mate! Have a good night's sleep.

>>674802988
That's how I do it. I grind the beans and then a french press, or cafatiere as I know it.

>>674791531
you're supposed to eat 3 hours before bed. fat ass with bad genes (british alone is bad enough) detected.

>>674802094
That's breakfast?!?!

>>674802747
I'm pretty sure they make other pastries in that shape man

>>674801048
Yeah cos choking on tea at the bottom or leavin 3/4 of your brew is ace.

>>674803099
Kind of you to say. I'm a big lad, it's tougher than it looks

>>674803169
Glad to know that not all anons are plebs. Have a great day m8.

>>674803071
It's nice man. If you like your Jim Beam and Jack Daniels you should really try Bulleit, Makers Mark and possibly my favourite, Knob Creek. All really nice in their own way.

Bulleit is on offer in Asda at the moment down to £20 from £27. Hence why I bought myself a bottle.

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>>674803281
Did you not eat for a day or two before the attempt?
Also, where you from?
Valleysfag here.

>>674803241
You're just a moron.

>>674803344
You too my friend.

>>674802464
Why not both, I always loved a milky cup of rosey Lee after coming in from the club rolling. Get a nice blanket a bottle of water and a nice cuppa. Lovely stuff.