Alright /b/ it's 2018, America has broken out in Civil War. Which side do you fight for?
>>674780858
Rolling for California
Canada.
the south will rise again with donald trump as our leader #deportunioners
>>674780858
west is bigger
Rollerino
Rolling for MN
Rolling for truth
>>674780858
WI and MN are NOT ok with IL, the flyovers, and the east coast.
Commiefornia, WA, and OR should be their own thing. Same with TX.
Mexico
>>674780858
NEW CALIFORNIA REPUBLIC, HERE I COME!
Super relevant captcha.
>>674780858
Western Coalition GET
>>674780858
roll
>>674781601
same
>>674780858
roll. nmw im NA all the way
>>674782610
NOOOOOO FUCK THE SOUTH!!!
I surrender immediately to the nation of my next roll as a prisoner of war. Better that than the south.
>>674782709
GOD DAMN IT!
>>674780858
Northern alliance
>>674782672
ftw smoke weed the entire war
>>674780858
fixed
>>674780858
Texas forever
zimbabwe
Fuck that. Texas would just say see ya fuckers and i would be fine
>>674780858
Rolling for PA
>>674780858
Virginia would split as the northern tip has nothing in common with the rest of the state and the South in general. Texas should also be its own sovereign entity. Fix that shit.
Michigan. Fuck the rest
Rolling for yellow or green.
>>674783159
I guess I'll be fighting with a bunch of self-entitled, libertarian faggots... at least they got guns
>>674783370
Fuck you- close enough
WEST COAST BEST COAST
can I get a northern allegiance?
>>674780858
Hawaii.
Bye faggots.
>>674780858
mkay
>>674780858
Northern roll pls
if you knew anything about american geometry, you'd know the southern union would win
>>674783752
lmao "geometry"
>>674783752
>geometry
>>674783752
>geometry
Its geography you fucking retard, God no wonder you southern imbreds don't get shit right
>>674780858
The Western Coalition has the most guns and I am here already.
>>674780858
Rollin for the western coalition
>>674780858
>>674783752
Exactly. Plus Louisiana would totally be for the union
>>674783752
>we have the most right angles
>>674784249
Ew. I don't want to fight for Texas. Defect!
Rollingo
Rollin for the south
>>674783752
>geometry
>>674781510
UCAS 2019.
>>674783752
>>674780858
Western coalition bish
Rolling mate
hopefully I don't lose by rolling blue or purple
>people willingly live in those places
West coast weed is best
>>674780858
If I want to win, Texas. If I want niggers to win, Chiraq. If i want to bitch and moan and then get raped. Cali. If I want to get drunk and take shrooms, Seattle.
dunno
Roland
fuck yellow, fuck green
>"people" actually live in these places
>implying the Midwest would side with the northeast
kek
>>674780858
Rolling for Dixieland
Northern Alliance wins this, easy.
New Mexico wants nothing to do with Texas or those other shit stain states.
>>674780858
Rolling for Northern Alliance
Rolling for the north
>>674780858
Pls not california
>>674788484
>>674788490
My nigga
Penis.
Rolling for blue
>>674788670
Nice
We won before, we'll win again.
>>674781421
Roll
Rolling for the winning team
>>674789037
>>674780858
Northern alliance
Western alliance. We have all the nukes in North Dakota
>>674789356
An heroing
Roll for Cali
>>674780858
roll
>>674780858
>Hawaii and Alaska both abstain
You don't abstain from a civil war, they're either on the side of the lawfully elected federal government or they're a state in rebellion against that government.
>>674783752
northern alliance.
think about it....with the great lakes you could have battle ships in that bitch waitin to blow shit up. i wouldnt wanna fight against that...
some OC for ya bro's
>>674780858
ROROELRELREALRELRAELRRAERARAERAERAEREA
>>674780858
roll
...r...r...o
>>674790044
california!
>>674780858
Northern Alliance get
Rollllll
rooolllll
john titor, is that you? where u been mah boi.
Everyone except us sucks dicks
>>674780858
Roll
>>674790481
EAT A DICK FAGGOTS, NORTHERN ALLIGANCE 4LYF
>>674780858
The Western Coalition is fucked. Its population is roughly 33.6 million. California's alone is 38.8 million. Western Coalition does not have a high population density state, whereas each of the rest do.
Southern Union has Florida, Northern Alliance has New York, and Central Confederation has Texas..
The Western Coalition also doesn't have major bases, military personnel, logistics, monetary collateral, weaponry, or anything without California. The rest each have their own large bases, etc.
The Republic of California itself is susceptible to being outweighed by the rest for the same reasons, but not quite as bad. That and considering its landmass is significantly less than the rest, it'd be easier to fight.
Basically, too many factors to determine who wins, but I can say the Western Coalition and the Republic of California lose. But whoever picks them up as allies first, may have an edge on the rest.
Rolling for 00 to 99
>>674790742
I have a fighting chance, closer to pick up the Western Coalition and the Republic of California. I can fuck the North east and southeast.. in the ass.
Rollin'
>>674780858
rolling western orr cali
>>674780858
The map's wrong
>Northern Alliance
>Southern Union
It SHOULD be
>Southern Alliance
>Northern Union
The North's been more likely to use the buzzword "Union" and as for the south? Just listen to this song, it says "Southern Alliance" at one point, implying they call themselves that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx1F_l8XxK8
>>674780858
llor
>>674783752
>american geometry
>the science of the perfect hamburger bun curvature
Rolling for texas
>>674791455
Oh well it better than california
good ole midwest
rolll
>>674791300
Also
>>674780858
Fuck that Western Coalition shit, I"d lead a band of Northwest Front rebels to terrorize all their major cities until the Northwestern American Republic came into existence
PA here, Rollin for TX territory
>>674780858
Southern Union get
>>674791886
Fucking god damnit
>>674791973
Meh, could be worse.
>>674780858
Come one Western Coalition
>>674780858
rawling
Roll 4 north
>>674780858
rollerino
>>674780858
Hnnnngh
>>674791300
They aren't buzzwords you retarded fuck. There's a distinct difference between an alliance and a union. A union has a central authority whereas an alliance is a group of entities fighting for the same cause each with their separate authorities and leaderships. A union is always more efficient than an alliance. That's not to say one couldn't defeat the other depending on other factors such as size, logistics, military power, etc. But if a union went head to head against an alliance with the same power, chances are it would win because of being more organized.
Hence why who won the American Civil War. It is widely known as the clear factor as to why the Union won.
Now you should start to feel a little bit stupid. But not as stupid as you should feel.
Rolling 4 North
isis
>>674780858
Well, let's see.
>>674782802
This is terrible you /pol/ faggot.
Rawl
>>674792373
The North could have called itself whatever it wanted and they still would have won. The South never, at any time, had any chance of achieving a strategic military victory.
>>674781886
California can be on its own, otherwise I agree.
Rawly
Rollin for west
>>674790742
California has gimped weapons aside from military/leo
rolll
>>674780858
Louisiana belongs in Southern Union you stupid cumguzzlin pig!
>>674780858
Rolling Rock.
balls
>>674781591
it also has barely any people
>>674780858
TEXAS
>>674790742
The northern alliance has more populated cities than just New York... Chicago, Boston, Philly, Pittsburgh, Indianapolis, Detroit, etc.
>>674792980
Yeah, honestly, pretty sure the central and southern share most of the ideology anyways.
>>674780858
>tfw nevada is not part of the ncr
>>674782802
>cucks
Meanwhile you give Mexico land back, don't discern between the shithole of Detroit and the rest of the Midwest, ignore who shitty and liberal the northwest has become, attack your Klan overlords in the southeast, and call Cucklandtopia of new england a nice quality environment.
This wreaks of Reddit, not /pol/ folks... Don't get this shit twisted. I can guarantee this guy is voting for Bernie.
>>674780858
idek
Rooololl
rellll
>>674793212
wrong on every account
if bernie or hillary get elected you will hear about me on the news, and no im not voting for trump
25-49, faggots.
>>674792772
That's a vague, baseless affirmation. But there were turning points in the war where the Union had a clear advantage by being unified over the confederacy. For instance, the economy helped solidify their logistics, they had factories all feeding into the same military engine, and immigrants coming from overseas through new york directly into the army. The south didn't have a good enough central authority, didn't have the amount of immigrants, the economy was separate, and they couldn't sell to the rest.
Please do it just like I did with clear examples and cases. No more baseless affirmations for you, retard.
>>674780858
Coalition PLEASE
>>674782802
>FAGT:Farmlands of America
Outside of Chicago, Illinois is nothing but farmland...
pls no rednecks
please california
>Not voting for Trump
>claims he's not from Reddit
>>674793646
See?
>>674793898
>>674793596
Forgot to link.
Oh and good job making shit up without a refutable point. Critical Theory Cultural Marxist.
northern alliance roll
rolling for the north, my homeland
>>674794038
not making anything up, I dont vote
you are frantically grasping at straws that dont exist
central confederation please
The side without niggers
Roll for the confederacy
Roll i guess
>>674794863
There it is..
>Baseless affirmation
Do they not teach you kids in school these days to actually have an argument to back your claims up?
>you are frantically grasping at straws that dont exist
How so? Why? What straws?
Come on.. just one fucking substantive response from you today. It would give me such a fucking boner.
>no supporting argument for the claim
>>674780858
Rolling for Central Confederation
>>674795408
you are desperate to pin some kind of label on me so you can deal with me
but you have nothing to work with
so you are just a spastic sheeple spewing out the garbage mainstream rhetoric you have been brainwashed with, sad really
>>674780858
california wins hands down. all the technology. all the jobs. all the monies. all the military tecnology.
we've got a drone for every Jethro with a gun rack in his pickemup truck. jethros wont even see it comimg.
>>674796097
Lol no
>97
np. california aligns with the north anyway. kndred spirits. no jethros.
>>674780858
Hopefully I get Northern Alliance, I'm from New York.
>>674780858
Rolling
Also, as someone from Cali: It should be California, Oregon, Washington, and Alaska. The rest can fuck off.
Roland
>>674796097
west coast people live in their own little bubble world
its hilarious really
Western Coalition GET
>>674796633
keep dreaming jethro. keep dreaming.
you only wish your economy was bigger then nearly all *countries*.
the south shall rise again
>>674780858
anything but commiefornia
i just want this existential nightmare to be over, so i'd fight for the side in which i would be killed the fastest. so i guess the southern union
rollsss
Le roll
>>674792373
You don't understand what I'm driving at you retard.
What I'm saying is people up here in Michigan and everywhere else there LOVE the word "union" because they're a bunch of former autoworker cucks. So fuck you, asshole
>>674781510
Cruzizstan*
rolleio
rolling tbh fam
>>674780858
>>674780858
I only hope I'm on Trumps side if not then the south.
I move to Japan.
I would go to hawaii. Not only is it great, but there will be tons of women and cuck men to beat the shit out of.
Rolll for North East homies
>>674780858
Texas pls
Rollllllllllerino
>>674780858
Northern alliance
>>674780858
i fight on the side that legalizes marijuana and decriminalizes all the other drugs and legalizes gay marriage
>>674780858
>none of them a kingdom
>all loose form of weak governments except California, which is just another republic
>Implying I'd pick any of them
>>674780858
>Which side do you fight for?
what style of government does each faction use
what are their stances on personal freedom, personal and government responsibilities, and personal and government accountability?
>>674780858
Rollllinnnn
>>674780858
Roll
Utah, Idaho, Nevada and most of Oregon will go rogue Mormon so fast your head will spin.
The western coalition was born dead.
rollin deez nuts
rollllll
northern
Central Confederation represent!
>>674780858
Fuck!!!!
>>674780858
Northern Alliance get
Rolling for North.
>>674780858
IRAK
>>674780858
gimmie dat west
>>674780858
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!
>>674780858
Oh boy
put it in!!
>>674800641
Liberal faggot
>>674782802
.................
Fuck!!!!
I leave this shit.............
>>674799073
>implying they would take you
>>674796898
lol "jethro"
first of all I grew up in Daly City, CA but unlike your sheltered sheeple self ive moved around this country and I currently live outside tacoma washington
its sad that you know so little of "THE FORBIDDEN ZONE EAST OF THE SIERRA NEVADA" that you think everyone that isnt a west coast sheeple like yourself is a "jethro"
let me enlighten you, the majority of the metropolis of the U.S. is located east of the mississippi river, as is most of the diversity, despite your mainstream news infused propaganda visions of "FALLOUT 6: HEEHAWPACOLYPSE"
see for yourself genius
>>674780858
rol for central confederations
>>674783752
Are byou a anal-phabet southern????
>>674780858
Western get
Minnesota here, btw
Rollin'
Please god not the south...
>>674803910
I'll take it. Was my close second anyway
Rolling for south
>>674780858
north allies with mountain west + california and BTFO of yellow and green cuckers
>>674793596
Why? Are you going to fucking cry? You aren't doing shit.
>>674796515
Alaska? Are you retarded?
>>674780858
lets see
Illinois here we go
Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana and Arkansas should be with southern union, central confederation shouldnt exist tbh
>>674803663
Auburn?
Rolling for southern union
>>674780858
Roll for either Northern Alliance or Central Confederation. The rest of the country is just rednecks, liberal faggots and niggers.
I'm gonna need to get a copy of Shattered Union. The scenario for that game is looking ever more likely. Personally, I'm hoping for Northern Alliance. If shit goes bad just smuggle myself into Canada
Rolling for NJ.
>>674782802
Mississippi/Ohio? Do you even geography you dumb piece of shit?
>>674805226
no puyallup
I work in auburn though
>>674805834
RIVERS dumbfuck
Ca Ca Ca cali
>>674806098
Precast?
>>674789459
Seconded. Also from ND. Minuteman missile sites everywhere.
New Yawk New Yawk
>>674806952
uh... no, I dont know what that means
is that what you do?
metal fabrication im guessing?
>>674807397
Not what I do but I know a bunch of people that do and they live in Puyallup and work at a concrete plant in Auburn.
RRASSFAFADFG
>>674807824
ah ok, what do you think about the 167 construction?
>>674806972
>implying Virginia and North Carolina are northeastern states
nice b8 though
>>674808385
they participate in the same faggotry
>>674808385
rp;;
Kansas till death.
Rolling for Wild Wild West
>>674781510
This
>>674780858
ROLEN
>>674780858
I fight for the God Emperor!
Will roll for North east but I live in the south
>>674780858
rolling california
>>674808834
not gonna lie, this made me laugh
>>674783752
Didn't the south try that once and get completely owned?
Yeah, no they wouldn't win, they can't even get their own shit together as it is. The south is nigger+white trash-ville, it's full of welfare states.
>>674780858
Please be confederate
>>674780858
OP mom's pussy.
>>674810126
100+ years ago when they were outmanned and outgunned
Rolling for based northeast
>>674780858
Southern Union, we would have Oak Ridge National Lab and therefore, a shit ton of nukes. Plus a ton of heavily armed rednecks who know their way around a gun. Ports for trade. Forest for guerrilla warfare.
>>674780858
Rollinnnn
>>674780858
From DE but want some southern comfort.
>>674811437
Nigga fuck those commie bastards
>>674780858
probsthesouth
rollin'