>>674777145
I own several snakes.
At least, I proclaim ownership when that are on my property.

>>674777636
kek, what sort of snakes?

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>>674777145
I got a female ball python

Same morph as yours OP

I wish I had a snek
But I don't think it would be a good idea, I already own 2 cats

>>674777865
which one? cause the big one's just a normal ball python from petsmart lol. Other one's a mentally retarded killer bee from some guy in oklahoma.

>>674777750
Green snakes. Very bright green snakes that like to move around in my coconut trees.
Brown snakes. I almost stepped on one as fat as my dick.
Grey snakes that hide under garden waste. I accidentally hit one one the head after which it stand up like a cobra and sent me running away.
A black snake. Cut that one in half when tilling the soil.
A watersnake, black silverfish living in my water well.

"Thou shalt not allow the serpent to lay within thy dwelling, nor permit it's presence in thy fields. They are abomination, and named beast by The Lord, thy God."

I have a trowser snake

>>674779229
Silverish snake. Just wriggles in the mud when well is almost empty. Grabbed that one several times because I was cleaning out the mud out of the well.

You guys would be great over at
/an/

>>674779500
Bible also says you shouldn't be a faggot

>>674779500
Ah yes I forget the snake, a very long brown one, crawling in my kitchen.
I do not allow snakes in my house so I took a pole and tried to squash it.
Pole missed the snake but hit waste water pipe under the sink.
Snake took hint and went out.

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I got 2 bearded dragons. I wish I could get a ball python my my dad is a religious nut case and thinks having a snake in the house will invite satan in the house.

>>674780434
kek, my sister has 3 and a bunch of hatchlings right now. They are the funniest little fuckers sometimes

>>674780434
They look like kind of lizzardy.
Are blizzards reptiles too?
Because if so then I have loads of them in the house and many accompanying stories too.

>>674780802
geckos?

>>674780915
Gecko's. Dozens.
Tjik tjaks. Hundreds.
Fucking assholes.
Also monitor lizzards in the garden. They have eaten my fish pond empty.

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>>674780434
what a retard topkek

>>674778170
regular one tho mines from a breeder not pets smart

How do you know your snakes retarded?

Then strange green lizzardy things that sit on trees that can raise a flag under their throat. Funny creatures.

>>674781464
Damn I want a monitor lizard

>>674781741
he's probably not actually retarded, but he's really fucking stupid when it comes to eating and moving around. He'll try to climb things vertically then fall down backwards and not right himself

>>674781958
Well it appears happy in the water bowl at least

I want to get a blue tongue skink but I cant find a breeder in Pa and I dont want to order one and it show up dead on my doorstep.

>>674780434
I'm thinking about getting a beardie. Are they difficult?

>>674782206
You can try local pet stores or like a Petco

Though it might be al ittle meaner in spirit

>>674782271
I hear they are like beginner lizards

>>674777514
is that a lesser bee?

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>>674779500
Bible also says snakes talk

>>674782145
Yeah, I was trying to breed them and he decided he wanted to soak
>>674782206
reptiles do really well with being shipped since they like small dark warm places, and the box is small dark and warm
>>674782383
Killer Bee

>>674777514
>snek in a tire.jpg

>>674782381
Sick. Im fucking pumped now

>>674781941
Jesus, come and get them. Free.
Just be sure to take a sturdy crate.
The biggest I have seen was about 2 meters in length incl tail.
That one climbed up a coconut tree to catch a bat living there.

>>674782813
Why are they free whats wrong with them?

>>674779500
source?

>>674782591
I've got a picture of the big one curled up around him somewhere, i'll go looking for it

>>674782271
They are pretty chill lizards. They are easy to feed too since they like veggies and insects. Only thing I can say is a downside is that they crap a lot.

I manage to get mine to not eat as much insects so I dont have to run to the store when their worm supply is low.

They eat pretty well on dried crickets and this feed that looks like and smells like crunch berries.

Overall pretty cool pet. Never have been bitten or tail whipped.

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Are turtles reptiles?

>>674777145
Put dick in snek.

>>674783571
Thats a tortoise

>>674783025
There are a couple around the house, but there are hundreds living around the creek.
Monitor lizzards ate my cats.
Also one monitor lizzard tore a hole in the wall of my chicken shed.
And a drowned one poisoned my water tank.
Nah, you can have em all.

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>>674783190
im excited to see

>>674783333
Sweet. How big should the enclosure be? (Money isn't a huge problem)

>>674784683
PRAISE THE SUN!

Nice thread.
Good night.

Hahahaha ball python pussys, retics rules bitches

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>>674784683
couldn't find it, sister might have the picture idk. so here's one of her in her bowl, she refused to get out of her bowl
>>674785682
doesn't have to be huge or very tall, like 3-4 feet long and 1-2 feet wide should be fine. When their small you could keep it in a 10 gallon tank

>>674786186
Great! I'd imagine if I was playful with it from birth it would be friendly too?

>>674785682
A baby needs a 20 gal. because of the heat distribution.

An adult needs at least a 30-40 gal. with a lot of floor space. If you get a standard make sure the lizzard has plenty of things to climb on.

Dont use sand as a substrate. Instead use either rouch tiles or that fake tile that has a sticky surface on the back. It will be easier to clean and maintain.

If you want to take him out and interact theres harness's and leashes for lizards.

I have retic, bcc, bci, bco, few frogs like dendrobates, litorias, agallychnis, and a lot more

>>674786786
Thanks so much! Screenshotted. I think I'll get a leash, too. What was that about temperature distribution? Does that mean I have to keep it climate controlled with humidity?

>>674786740
as long as their handled every week or so when their young they'll be fine. my killer bee wasn't handled much when i got him (he was 9 months) and he was incredibly skittish, he'd try to bolt anytime you would hold him. Got much better with time though
>>674786786
>>674787114
and make sure you have the right lights aswell
>>674786839
any stories/pictures?

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>>674786186
do you have pictures of your sneks being retards

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pinky

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Yes, im not in home and i dont have much photos

>>674787114
Well If you stick a baby in a a 40 gal. and have the basking spot on one side. Naturally the lizard is only going to stay in that one side.

A 20 gal. is small enough that the heat distributes to the other side.

Bearded dragons dont need humidity. Just look up how dry their natural habitat is. They are from the outbacks of Australia.

>>674783919
where the fuck do you live

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Mine too

>>674787410
unfortunately no, I used to have a bunch but i have no clue where the fuck they went. my red tail got stuck in my sisters hair once because of the way she had it braided. she has a thing for hair... and faces....

>>674787542
no way would i keep an animal like that

>>674786786
i would also recommend eco earth.. I am using it with my beardie and there is no chance of impaction

>>674788340
>>674788340
I would never buy a reticulated or burmese python, but I can't wait for my red tail to get big
>>674788368
my sister uses ground walnuts for bedding, it's pretty absorbent

>>674780802
Blizzards are very strong snowstorms

>>674783571
Yes
>>674783659
Still reptiles

Ok snake owners prepare for a lot of retarted questions coming from zero experience with reptiles.

I think snakes are super cool and would love one but how do you get them to cooperate with you?

I mean if you own a 2 meter long python isn't it a bit dangerous? These things strangle small animals like nothing, do they try to attack you sometimes?
Do you keep it in a confined space and never let it out, do you train it somehow? I guess they don't get too well with other animals
Finally, generally speaking do they require much care or do you just feed them once a day or something?

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My iguana carl. He's pretty chill

>>674789286
Snakes are pretty much the shittiest pets you can get
People only have them for the novelty factor and/or to be edgy

If you want something to look at get some fish, there are even quite costly ones if you want

If you want something to play with get something with hairs or a tortoise

>>674782271
Do you want a reptile that pretty much does nothing ever twice as much as other lizards then yeah, get a bearded dragon. They're cool as shit but they're high all the time so they don't do anything

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>>674790392
yeah well man that's just like you're opinion

>>674789286
1. as long as they're handled pretty regularly they're cooperative. and the more time you spend with them the more you understand how they think and what they'll tolerate
2. meh, i mean they could kill you if they really fucking wanted it. but you're too big to kill and eat so they don't care as long as you're not a threat
3. I've only been bit a few times, and all times were because it was a wild snake or because i stuck my hand in the the terrarium while there was food in there. both scenarios the snake struck and backed away
4. I take all mine out at least once a week, they usually crawl everywhere for about an hour then chill
5. feed them when they need fed as it varies depending on size, species, and conditions you have them in. clean the terrarium when it needs cleaned and pick up their shit. make sure they have water, make sure you have the right temps and humility.

once you have a terrarium set up they are pretty low maintenance

>>674790251
I always wanted an iguana
Are they expensive and or hard to take care of? What are some things to keep in mind if I wanted one

>>674789286
Id say its all based on how stressed the snake is.

If it has a sizable home with plenty of space and a full stomach with not a lot of noise or other people it will have no reason to be aggressive.

Depending on the species and the size of the meal. Most snakes should only eat once a week. Once a month if its a big snake and you feed it a pig.

Also it really depends on the species, Like ball pythons. They are very placid and docile and prefer to transform into a ball when threatened.

A blood python however is very defensive when its a baby.

>>674790738
I've heard some are assholes and aggressive little shits

>>674790887
Really? I heard they were like cats with scales
Lazy

>>674780434
Are yours always mad, mine is always angry

ive got a normal ball python, columbian rainbow boa, okeetee corn snake, red striped corn snake, bearded dragon, savannah monitor and alligator snapping turtle

>>674790738
Both. The costs of everything adds up QUICKLY. And yea. It took about a year and a half before I coukd fully handle him without him snapping at me. Breeding season sucks because they can get very aggressive and territorial when they wanna do fuck on a female iguana. But once you have then tamed they are amazing pets. Mine will take naps with me and watch TV with me. I walk him on a leash in petstores and shit. He's awesome to have

>>674790831
my ball pythons are fed every two weeks because otherwise they won't eat.

If you want to get a snake, I'd say go with a ball python or a red tail for your first. Both are very docile and eat pretty well.
>>674791379
what's your setup like? how often do you handle it? was it handled when it was young?
One of my sister's beardies get's pissed easily because he wasn't handled much when he was young due to illness.
>>674791592
pics?

>>674791379
naw mine dont even show aggression when I move their food.

The worst thing they do is flair their beards at other people thats not me.

If you have trouble with yours just hand feed them. They will associate you with food and not perceive you as a threat.

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>>674780434
nice i got 1 too

>>674790992
I've known a couple and they both were bull whippers

Its a natural defense strike but it still stings

Reptile owners are fucking weird

>>674793041
nah, fish people are weird

>>674794156
insect owners are even weirder.

>>674794304
apart from spiders and millipedes, yes

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>>674793041

>>674793041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv3R_-uQb2I

>>674791674
Hmmm okau, cool. Thanks bro
Good shit to know

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>>674793041
>>674794156
>>674794304
cat owners are the weirdest

>>674777145
aw, so cute! i really want to own a pet lizard. not sure what kind yet.. one of the bigger ones.
is it a bad idea to keep snakes and reptiles in an apartment? like do they smell?

>>674796535
as long as you clean up after them they don't smell too bad

>>674796535
They only smell if you let them smell.

Get a ball python or a beardie.

If you like convenience a ball python only needs to eat once per week and they only crap once per week.

Kind of want to buy a slithering tube dude, and have a survival of fittest for the mice, last one alive is spared

>>674797412
If you leave several mice in a cage with a ball python. They will likely gang up on him and bite to death.

>>674797736
my big ball python got the tip of her tail mauled by a rat a few years back, not a pleasent sight

>>674780434
Mah nig, what sexes? I've got 2 males and gotta keep them apart or they try to fight

>>674791379
Angry like trying to bite you or angry like they're just assholes?

>>674797877
yeah ball pythons are not very aggressive when it comes to being a predator.

Hate it when people just throw a rat in and expect the ball python to come out and kill it with ease.

two snakes :)

>>674798067
They are both males but came from the same cage.

They were likely housed together and just grew tolerant of each other. Although the older one is more docile and just lets the younger one get on top of him.

>>674798137
yeah, i was young and stupid at the time. left the rat in overnight

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>>674798462
Mine were like that until the bigger one got sexually mature, now he gets pissed anytime he sees the smaller one

>>674799108
yeah the size difference for mine is a bit closer. The bottom beardy is kinda too big to be housed with what looks like a baby.

Be watchful because if they fight and the big one is hungry he can and will eat the other dude.

>>674777750
>>674777777

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>>674799643
Yea, after the first time he struck out at the smaller one I decided to just not let them out of their tanks at the same time

How big of a tank do you have for the 2 of them?

>>674800057
Its 55 gal.

Got a few monitors

>>674800544
savannah?

>>674800669
Yessir

>>674797003
that sounds like a great idea, thank you.

>>674800669
And a mangrove

>>674801916
and if are concerned with aggressiveness theres plenty of vids that teach how to tame a ball python

One of my fav techniques is leaving a shirt that you have worn all day in the tank so it recognizes you by smell.

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just picked up this super queen spin

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I own a leopard gecko named Patrick. He likes watching my lava lamp

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>>674802784
lol, never heard of that one. With Reese (the killer bee) he was really skittish due to a lack of handling by the breeder. He got better basically through me trapping him under my shirt while I watched TV.
>>674803038
How much? Looks like it'll turn into quite a nice looking snake
>>674803248
Kek, my sisters beardies like to watch the dogs run around

>>674803376
Huh, image done gone fucked itself

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>>674803248
He also likes smelling his cactus

>>674803376
he was 300

>>674803594
damn, i got my killer bee for 400

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>>674783111
Waste of trips, KYS

>>674803038
Nice

I wish I could breed them but my pussy for a dad hates snakes.

Im trying to breed blue tongues but I need a small investment to get the good colored ones.

>>674803543
cute

>>674803729
i was looking for a bumble bee when he caught my eye and being 5 gene breeding time should bring interesting results to say the least

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I got two beardies. Citris German GiantxItalian Leatherback on the right and your regular old beardie on the left. These two a have the demeanor of an over affectionate cat. They even sleep in bed with my girlfriend. Great pets.

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New reptile owner, feeding it in the feeding box. Building a terrarium right now

Anybody have anything venomous?

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>>674804557
They're cuties, what are their names

>>674805159
Titan on the left and Gaia on the right.

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All these fucking mammal traitors in the thread are scum. YOU ARE ALL MAMMALS. Dont waste your time with these weak fucking reptiles ((more like reptgayiles). Have some fucking decentcy to your on MAMMALS FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I want a bp really bad but my roommate is "terrified" of snakes. Shame, they're adorable.

>>674783659
Its an Eastern Box Turtle

Leopard Gecko owner reporting in.
Anyone?

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>>674805652
Nice
>>674805754
Mammals make shitty pets

>>674805963
turtles have webbed feet and hands. Tortoise's have claws and that 'turtle' has some really big claws.

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A proud dragon owner

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>>674806324
Trust me bra, the only tortoise that looks close to would be the Indian star tortoise or some crap like that

>>674804557
I'd probably get a leatherback if i got one, I don't like how spiky they are

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i dont have reptile i have fox haha

>>674806959
My dragon died sucks dude.

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My little baby girl, had her for 8 years now, don't know what I'd do when she's gone.

She's not very big, only about 2 1/2 feet long

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heres my normal leather

>>674807960
Oh well fuck m8 I am sorry , for how long have you had him?

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>>674808033
>>674808033
I also have a half pastel, but I don't have any photos of him on my phone, he's a ogle more aggressive