>>674758885
I wish you posted a better picture than this shit. Fuck you, saged.

Suck 1000 dicks for 1$ each

>>674759011
This. If you are male.

If you are female, open those legs for $100 a fuck with no condom. Or if you are a landwhale then maybe $40-50 per fuck. Then get fucked 10 to 25 times.

suck dicks
mug people
rob a store
break into a house
sell drugs
sell your moms gold
sell your stuff
kidnapping
bank robbery
make porn movies
collect cans for 5 cent refund
beg in the streets

>>674758885
Rob a store

>>674759265
Females can make more money than this. Know a 5/10 that charges 300 for fuck and has regular customers

>>674759340
This is shit. Too high risk. By illegal I mean shit like scamming faggots on the interwebs. Robbing stores and mugging people will get you caught.

Fuck 100 hot bitches for 10 bucks a peice. Or 10 fat bitches for 100 bucks a peice.

>>674759473
How? Don't have a gun and there are cameras everywhere.

Grow shrooms, sell shrooms, profit.

>>674759947
Where find shroom seeds?

>>674759686
it works for me...it depends on how you do it,,plan ahead be calm..as for intenetz scams no clue man...good luck

But a few oz of reggie, buy 2 grams of meth, lace weed with meth, sell to high school kids for 20-25 a gram.

You open a company called the Ass Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in ass-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bullshit. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a check to the company name, nothing offensive, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the checks for twenty-five bucks from the real company name, Ass Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from Taiwan, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those checks; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles asses when he is not paying in checks!

Look up some pickpocketing tips, and find a large crowd. Never take ALL the money in a wallet though

>>674760211
Spores can be bought online

>>674760341
Where buy? My city is shit in this sense.

>>674760211
Buy the spore syringes online. They're legal. $5 each and you get a roi of $700+ in 2 months. I'm growing 125 jars right now, which is close to $10k. Only invested $300 total

>>674760745
Go find a pack of niggers, probably downtown somewhere, can probably get the meth and weed off the same guy.

>>674760443
you...you know....dont you ?

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Her name is Javiela. She cheated on me for a few months before I figured it all out. It hurts like a bitch and it's my time for payback. I am here by today releasing all her videos( bitch loved getting in the ass , jesus that pussy) She is also legal I promise. http://www31.zippyshare.com/v/O4qVcs25/file.html Will be removed in 5 mintues. /b/ OP is not a fag <3 14

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just grab the fukn gat, first pocket thats fat, the tec is to his back.

>>674760649
Depending on where you live though, since English isn't your first language; where do you live?

>>674760911
>niggers
>In Czech Republic.

I've seen like 5 here in my lifetime and I live in a city of 100k people.

>>674759732
>uhh excuse me hot bitch..?
>yes anon?
>i will fuck you for 10 bucks

do you see the flaw in this plan anon?? do you?

>>674760911
Was meant for >>674760955

Sounds good. Gib some links pls. Dont wanna get scammed.

>>674760911
Holy shit son. I'm moving into an apartment in a month and am planning on growing some. Advice?

>>674761158
thanks!!! im gonna click on that right now !!!!!

>>674761377
Hey, it's not my job to make the plan work, it's my job to come up with a plan.

>>674761516
Look up pf tek and get cubensis spores, or for personal use truffles are better. (Not the same anon)

>>674760211
You're autistic and have no hope
Just go rob someone

Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!

>>674761466
Then find some meth head looking mother fucker and buy some dope off of them. Figure the shit out, I'm not the one who needs 1000 bucks

>>674761758
Will do! I want to make this the least heat as possible, so any ideas?

>>674761856
Eh, it's obvious English isn't ops first language.

Kill people for money.

>>674758885
Go to the city. Walk into a bank branch. Hand over a note to hand over all their money, and all the money in the tellers drawer next to them. Take the money and walk out.

Have a change of clothes ready in an out of the way place at least 2 blocks from the site. Don't run from the bank, walk swiftly.. Switch clothes, put the old clothes in a bag and walk away. Walk 1 mile away and put it in a random dumpster.

There. You have a thousand dollars. Most bank robberies aren't solved, if you only do it once.

>>674762203
Can confirm this works. I've seen the movie taxi.

>>674762073
Doesn't take much heat, I grow truffles on top of my fridge in mason jars.

>>674762160
I wrote it that way deliberately. But yeah, English isn't my first language.

>>674762659
What substrate? Buy it from a site or just make your own?

>>674762765
Rye grain works great for me

>>674758885
If male, suck two dicks/eat out two pussies for 500 each

If girl, suck two dicks for 500 each

Put up around $50k spread evenly around the S&P stocks, and watch them, when something goes up, sell it, when something goes down buy a bit

Almost every stock is volatile enough that if you buy and sell throughout a given day you can make a good chunk of change

>>674762965
Male, fairly attractive as well.

How do I do that though? Where do I find people willing to pay me?

>>674758885
eat 10 asses @$100 per assholes

>>674762940
Like, not the unprocessed raw grain right? Or is ergot growth not an issue with shroomies?

>>674763130
Sure. HOW THOUGH

>>674762940
Like you buy it from a place that makes sure its sterile and shit?

>>674763163
You have to be sterile with everything, mold is a bigger problem. Just gotta pressure cook it.

>>674758885
10 blowjobs at $100 each.
or if you're really good, one blowjob at $1000

>>674763279
You have to sterilize it, but that's not hard. Just put the jars in a pressure cooker for 90 minutes.

Get a halfway decent job? I watch other people work for 8 hours a day and bring home 2000-2300 a check.

>call grandparents telling them you're calling about the water bill and wondering why it hasn't been paid the past 2 months
>oh it seems you owe $1000
>you can mail the money to (insert address here) or pay instantly with your credit card

If your grandparents are completely delusional to phone scams it might work, fucking greasy, but it might work.

>>674762659
I meant as to not attract attention.

>>674762765
>>674762940
>>674763411
>>674763632

When they're growing in jars, do they need light to grow? or can I hide them away. I know one type doesn't need light but I'm wondering which type of shroom is best to grow

>>674763784
They're in their mid 60s, the dementia hasn't set in yet.

>>674759838
Lundon fag, hahah. Gun control. I got 4 auto AKs

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>>674760443
Are you 12?

>>674764527
Old people are dumb as fuck dude. Call some oldfags at the nursing home if you need the money that bad.

>>674764527
It would have worked if you hadn't said "Okay, thanks, Grandma" at the end.

>>674764337
If truffles, then they never need light. Shrooms take extra steps after consolidating in the jar.

>>674760211
http://sporeworks.com/psilocybe-cubensis-spore-syringes

>>674763100
PlanetRomeo or other gay websites

>>674765455
Great website, best one out there IMO.

My favorite truffles tek https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/13431948

>>674766926
PF :
https://www.shroomery.org/8409/PF-Tek

>>674759509
r U 1 of them?

I'm from India BTW

>>674762423
lol

>>674763780
Weekly or bi-weekly

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>>674760443
lock, stock, and two smoking barrels. one of the best movies ever

>>674759686
>>674759838
Wow looks line were talking to some kind of fucking pussy.