>>674727184
Because I'm not 13 years old anymore.

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>>674727184
Finished product....

Ganna go burn dis shit

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Because tobacco is bad for you faggot

You are poor as fuck because you live in the UK, enjoy pinching pennies, mate!

kill urself

>>674727296
Yeh that cardboard shit in pre-rolled cigs is.
Real TabacCo isn't terrible.

I still run 5k at the same pace

>>674727368
Retired us military. Get plenty of income to do nothing

>>674727184
Smoke spliffs too, but there's next to no weed in that you might as well just smoke a ciggarette.

If you are only gonna put that much weed in it, just leave it out.

>>674727545

Just takes the edge off life. I got shit to do here in a bit

>>674727617
Agree. What a waste. This chump is a loser

>>674727545
> all weed is equally potent

Go away, please.

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a fresh bong hits me instantly with a good weed


but even with a good weed i need at least 5 to become the same what i need with 1g with a bong

>>674727184
>smoking same amount of weed

>>674727184
looks like some terrible weed man.
And i smoke spliffs all the time , it's eurofag thing.
And when i want to get high as possible i vape , i have neat little Arizer. It's okay.

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>>674727184
Why put some shitty amount of weed u stingy cunt i hope this is b8

>>674727759
Nigger you're retarded. I dont care if thats super grade A dank, that little scraggle of leaf and shit isn't going to satisfy me.

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>>674727184
Because I draw from a cigarette totally differently from how I draw from a joint. Meaning, I don't take a deep inhale from a cigarette and hold it in for a few seconds. Also, I don't like the flavor combination. If you're just looking to save weed, get a pipe. If you insist on joints, roll them thinner.

>that green
Where's the flower that's a bunch of leaves.
Jesus fuck. How huge of a pussy are you that shit shake gets you high

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>>674727184

Op here still...imma make some eggs

>>674728033
Me neither. But OP already said he was american, so who knows how weakly he rolls.

>>674727184
What papers do you use?

>>674727184
spliffs only make the weed last longer.
doesn't make the high better.

>>674728226

Just the wat comes with the pack

That's not a joint or a spliff. That's a cigarette with a few flecks of weed in there.

This shit pisses me off. I'm from the UK and don't get me wrong, how you smoke is entirely up to you and I wish you the best of luck in your endeavor. But surely that thing doesn't even touch you right? There's no way you feel a buzz from joints similar to OP's pic

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>>674728170

Anyone rememebr that ren n stimpy with the Irish dude in space and he's like...now ya done it! Ya burnt me eggs!

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>>674728162
>pussy
This is the wrong way to think. If you could get high from one hit of brown leafer why the hell would you pass that up for whatever bullshit tolerance you probably have. I bet you're "tough" enough, and so much of a "badass", that you need to smoke a couple of blunts to get where you want to be. That sucks for both your wallet and your lungs.

>>674728057
how do you pretend to save weed with pipe? it burns it faster and it takes more weed to fill it

You are smoking more paper than weed.

Stop faggot

>>674728445

I have a low tolerance for drugs and like to be mellow and functional.

Like when I use to pop percs I do 2.5mg at a time...I'd end up doing like 40 mg in a day but I hate when drugs are so strong I feel lik3 I'm losing my mind...

>>674727184
please, be bait

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pic related.
real nigga shit.

>>674727184
green rizla??? THE fuck outta here anon

>>674728457
L2cook eggs you mongrel.

>>674728686

That's a waste though. I could make that last half a week smoking spliffs

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>>674728686
WHAT THE FUCK


IS THIS?

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>>674728583
>pretending
No. You get a small pipe with a screen. You pack one hit at a time. You light, burn, and inhale the entirety. No waste. No smoldering. All the smoke goes to you, buddy! For bigger, cooled hits, put just a little bit more in your bong bowl.

>>674728764
what ever you think a spliff is with the majority being tobacco and a few specks of weed is not a spliff.
if it ain't at a minimum of 60/40 weed to tobacco.
a waste?
the fuck do you take me for?

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>>674728735
instructions to touph

Your high is probably you being light headed from inhaling all that tobacco smoke.

The thc burnt is probably so diluted with the other smoke, that close to none of it gets absorbed by your lungs.

This is literally wasting weed

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>>674728935
this is real nigga shit.
you see the piss amount of tobacco up in that bitch?

>>674727184
Do you even grind

>>674728764
half a week?
give me your genes, i want to get high with tiny amount.
like with alcohol, drink maybe once a month, but i need to drink a lot. it's not cheap

>>674728583
Joints are typically about a gram, pipes typically hold about half that.
Also, if I'm by myself, I can just take a few hits to get myself where I want to be, and take a toke whenever I start to go down.

>>674727184
>>674728686
What's with the mouthpiece? Is that common? I've smoked weed for fifteen years and I've never encountered that.

>Real backy
>Amber leaf

Pick one

>>674729103

Yeh I grinded it all up. Then put it in the bag I got...like 2.5g

>>674729168
pree sure its just a rolled up piece of paper or cardboard to act as a filter or something/give it some strength

>>674729168
how have u never seen a roach before in 15 years of smoking?
what do u use?

>>674729168

It's called a roach and yeh it's common. Makes it easier to smoke

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>>674728764
Yep, but the anon who rolled that likely wants more of a stoning than the mellow background buzz you desire.

>>674729083

the exact opposite what OP is doing nigga

>>674727184
Because smoking tobacco is disgusting, masking the flavor or fine cannabis and making everything smell like shit.

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>>674728457
>flipping your eggs
fucking disgusting

>>674728764
>half a week
this nigger cant be serious

>>674729168
>>>674728686 (You)
I would call my one a cardy. or a "card filter"
pretty much just so you don't gotta suck on a roach ass piece of shit and can just smoke all the weed.

>>674729272
looks like bush anyway
not getting super high of that if you had a gun to my head

>>674729312

I am and Yall wastin weed...you should be ashamed

>>674729168

New age fags use filter tips so they wont get herb in their mouth.

The even sell little paper strips at smoke shops now

>>674727184
tobacco makes me sick to my stomach
weed makes me hungry to my stomach

>>674727262
>Not 13
>Is afraid of tobacco and believes marijuana smoke doesn't damage the lungs

Choose one.

>>674729259
Nothing. Weed the whole way through. Then the roaches get saved and when the baggie is empty I get a few more joints of ressed up weed.

>>674727184 You know what a bong is, right? Faggot!

>>674729317
are your lips black?

>>674728457
No, because we aren't 50 years old.

>>674729443
bongs are just so easy i don't get why not everyone does them

>>674729220
*ground is the past tense of grind, not 'grinded'. Do you not get the red squiggly underlining when you're about to post a bullshit word?

>>674729272

Someone sold you the leaf trimmings

>>674729379
bitch have you ever smoked with a cardy?
I suck through lil pieces of weed err time.

my card filter would be superior to just rolling weed in a paper because then I am able to smoke all of it and not burn fingers on the end of the piece of shit you smoke.

>>674729448
nope.
why would they be?

>>674729537
thread/

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>>674729083
So what is the point of adding any tobacco at all? You just fucked up the flavor of a joint.

>>674727184
Because I can afford to roll real joints. I don't need to lower myself akin to a nigger cooking baking soda into his coke.

>>674727184
It`s all about if u smoke alone or with friends.
How u gonna smoke with friends when u Roll a Spliff?! That's dumb af faggot

>>674729483
>>674729483

I'm 27.

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>>674729317
or you could just buy rolling papers with filter and that's it

>>674728617
So pack a tiny one hitter in a clean, small waterpipe. Taste your herb. Allow it to fully coat your mouth and lungs. Then have a cigarette.

>>674729517
Way cooler way to smoke as well, both in toac and visual

>>674729582
well if you dont have a roach and smoke it all the way down like you say then i imagine you to have black, crusty hard as kevlar lips
a roach is there for stability and protection
a good roach can give u a better a hit
a tight roach and your just a faggot

>>674729539
You could just roll it a little fatter and save the roaches for future joints/bowls. Or get a set of hemostats.

>>674729587
If you a bitch and don't have that much weed to burn through.
If you don't want to get completely chonged and just want a chilled out high.
If you smoke ciggies anyway and are going to smoke them as if they were normal cigs.

flavour of a joint?
nigga who gives a fuck about flavour.
this ain't no vape shit nigga.

>>674729539

Well if your smoking dired shake yea.

But freshly ground nugs are usually held together by their sticky trichomes

>>674729042
THIS!

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>>674729168
It's an internal crutch. A roach is the end of a joint, and was called so back before crutches were en vogue. So you'd pack a few roaches into a bowl, or you could even make "generation joints".

>>674729694
yeah except I ain't a bitch and just cut up rip some card off the zig zag papers.

bitch nigga.

>>674729703
because smokings cool right
thats how we all got into it in the first place

>>674729703
>>674729517

Because they are evidence of smoking weed..I know Yall don't have reputations but some of us do and like to dispose of evidence n what not.

So I woke up to a frozen bong I left out full of water. It is really thick high quality glass. Will this butch explode. I have it inside just sitting there

>>674729771
saving bum ass roaches that have old ass saliva encrusted bullshit all over them to smoke later and get mother fucking ebola, no thanks mate.

>>674727184
You use too thick paper OP. This is even too thick for cigarettes and much too thick for spliff. You inhale 50% paper and spliff gets too hot --> more thc gets destroyed.

>>674727184
Okay so we smoke baccy with weed over here in the uk, but lets not pretend for one second that op isn't taking the piss with this picture. The ratio is well off
>2/bait m8

>>674729908
fill up a basin/bucket with boiling hot water.
drop bong in.

solved.

>>674729844

Rolling a blunt with nothing but blunt roaches is excellent.

>>674729220
Faggot confirmed! Pre-grinding and leaving like that just opens it all up and shreds a bunch of trichomes allowimg the resin to oxidise, ruining flavor and potency.

With all you do wrong, why do you even smoke weed?

>>674729938
Maybe it's psychosematic, but I feel like the weed from the roaches is more potent from the res.

>>674729994
hes an old man
hes also using green papers
fits the bill well

>>674730109
that's the ebola talking.

>>674727295
Learn to roll instead of using,g a roller. Spliffs are like a good cigar if done right

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>>674729537
Yes they did, for $20. And I used it to make a big batch of green dragon.

>>674727295
I also live in the UK and yes we put tobacco in our spliffs but we don't put that little weed also why are you using small riz

>>674730186
I thought you got ebola from niggers?

>>674730229
I always use a dollar.

>>674730109

They are more potent.

Roaches are covered in the resin that you just smoked. So its like rolling that last bit of weed in some hash oil.

Itll stink like pipe resin, but does have higher concentration thc

>>674730276
also a reliable source for where you get weed
can confirm

>>674730039
Dayum! I tried this and it worked. Glad I came here

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>>674729772
Are you actually black, or just typing as if?

>>674730372
Around here, niggers only sell dirt weed. Whites sell mids and danks. The dinks always have the best shit. I miss my old korean dealer.

>>674730233

Good buy then.

I thought you were smoking that shit

>>674727184
Or I could use my volcano vaporiser to get the absolute most out of my weed and get no harmful shit from it.

>and use far less weed

>>67473054
Vaporizer is less but still harmful faggot

>>674730372
>niggers
>reliable
I've never bought a bag from a nigger that wasn't light.

>>674729772
Wtf? You must get REALLY shitty weed because the stuff I have taste better than any "vape" shit. You should fucking kill yourself I hate you.

>>674730627
we just gettin you back for all that slavery your gran daddy did

>>674730627

They call it a tax for "hookin you up"

>>674727184
Frenchfag here. We also use to smoke joints with tobacco, but why do you put that little weed ? you can't get high with such a small quantity

>>674730808
You expect shit for free? Dumbass, then maybe you should find a source instead of a middleman. Only a cuck wouldn't pinch something.

>>674730619
Not with a proper vaporiser faggot. Temperature controls to evaporate the thc at increasing temps. No burning takes place.

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I got dem bricks

>>674728251

10+ year smoker here and i like the high from spliffs way over joints. Dunno, why or how it is but i always mix in a bit of tobacco.

>>674727184
Because I like weed, but hate tobacco.
It's not about saving, you've diluted your weed with poison.
It's the same reason I don't buy a bottle of expensive champagne and then poor a bunch of poison water in it to make it last longer

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>>674730548
This is what I smoke. It's Bubba Kush from the same plants as the tincture trim.

>>674730946
the fuck is that plastic looking shit?


>>674730960
been smoking for 6 years.
I also prefer the spliff way.

>>674730946
Did someone pay you take those? Who the fuck would buy brick weed, that shit is garbage. I could get those for 200 bucks.

>>674730918

That what a medical card is for.

Also pinching something a customer already paid for is a jew thing. Supporting it makes you a jew cuck

>>674730946
show better pic
does not look good from where I'm sitting...
were u forced to take that much low tier, do u owe money, what. story?

>regrets

>>674729694

They are so expensive over here in belgium though. It's 2.50 or 3 euro for that. 1 pack of rizlas + tips is 2 bucks. If you're lazy af and constantly lose your stuff, y then RAW is a good option.

>>674730808

>>674730918
This. I understand being taxed if it's just a fellow stoner doing me a favor. Actual dealers should never sell light bags.

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>>674727184

>American living in UK here
>living in UK
>in UK

you re dying in UK bro, come over here in France, england is only good if you want to kill yourself

>>674730814
I'm already smoking 7 years weed now, but once I had a joint with 2 others. And it was half quantity of this. Did inhale only 3 times and was never again that high as fuck. It was like hot-cold-hot-cold... I saw colors and it felt like my body would melt. Still not sure if only Dope or any chemical mixed in it (may any 5-meo-rc or noids RC)

>>674727184
>green rizla
opinion discarded

>>674731018
10/10 looks gorgeous
im jelly

>>674730946

Mexican brick weed

Probably $100 bucks for all that

>>674727948
If you want to get as high as possible, try dabbing. I assume you've tried edibles, which will get you the most fucked up, it just takes forever to kick in sometimes

>>674731103
No it makes me business savvy. Keep doing shit for nothing and taking risks for the sake of being a cuck. If they guy doesn't weigh it front of you, you deserve it.

>>674730946
you'll still have a brick or two left in 2020

>>674731058
>>674731224
Cheap brick has its place. Like cooking and ripping off teenagers.

>>674728532
you rectum

>>674731296
Edibles are always a different high for me. Strong body high and less in my head. I prefer smoking.

>>674728457
>gettin roasted

>>674727184
I did last night..

>>674728686
>broke nigga shit

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>>674731191
10% finder's fee. Whenever I had to drive to my dealer's house to pick up a $40 eighth for someone in high school. But I used to let them break it off after I brought them the full bag.

>>674727184
Brit living in the US here. What are you doing in such a pathetic place?

>>674731299

Most legal pot shops over weight now to make up for the weight of the stem.

Ill ask for an eighth and will come out with 3.8 - 4.2.

Im tired of having to always make sure im not getting ripped off, sold bunk shot or pinched.

>>674729434
Who mentioned lungs, moron? No wonder you ended up in UK, u idiot.

>>674731299

This, so hard. One of my best mates used to deal 25/50/100g pieces and I ALWAYS weighted my bag with my own scale in his room. 1 out of 3 times let's say there was not enough weed in the bag and I'd just be:"Dude, for real? You know I'm going to weigh it..." And he'd be like:"oh shit, sorry man, I'm so stoned."

You don't make too much profit from selling small bags of 25/50g so be really cautious around these small shrimps.

>>674731585
this is weed isn't legal in my country shit nigga

>>674731018
heat in a jar right there

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>>674728170
Get high for Jesus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikvTBsnvoh4

>>674731671

Wife is British. Hates the US as much as I do. Like the UK better....better social systems incplace...the people are nicer too but I carry bacon bites around in case Muslims try to fuck with me. I can send eme to hell....use to do the same thing to people in iraq

>>674731606
>high school 10% finders fee
jej are you 16?

>>674727184
Wana save weed get a vaporiser! I can get pretty high every night for a week on about 1g of high grade indica and when I'm done with the vaporised weed I store it and cook with it! I use the magicflight launch box

>>674731780
mine either, but I'm not smoking sticks and branches

That's the way I always do it. Weed is too expensive here to be used pure.

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>>674728583
Pipes conserve your weed better than joints, this is established fact. More smoke is going into the air than in your lungs when you're smoking a joint. Want to get really high? But a heavily diffused water pipe and you'll notice a huge difference in how much smoke you can hold in your lungs once it's been cooled down. A double macro Toro with shrub percs will let you finish a whole bowl in one hit and no smoke loss

>>674727184
>Used to drink cognac.
>Now mix it with cheap vodka, so one bottle lasts 5x longer.
Now it's a lifehack thread for poor u.s. downshifters.

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>>674727184

OP going for round 2...how much do I put in to be cool?

>>674728764
Are you fucking nuts?

>>674731893
you and your wife sound like great people, please stay there in that shithole and have kids there.. please.

>>674732239
Around 40-60, make sure you're at least putting more then a goddamn pinch

>>674732239

70 green
30 brown

>>674727184
I spend $45 every two weeks on hash oil and I'm high every second of every day I'm not at work.

Dude, get out of the UK asap, it's getting flooded with immigrants. 20 years ago it was a sick ass country, now it's completely gone to shit.

If you think GB is great, how in the fuck is the US like then...

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>>674731939
Someone doesn't understand past tense. I was in high school many years ago. I thought only 16-year-olds used 'jej'.

>>674732239
All of it. Stick multiple papers together if you need to.

>>674729042
/THREAD

are you 13 op or just new to weed

>>674729168
It's a paper filter, they usually come with the papers you buy, or you can buy them seperate

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Why not just smoke less weed if you want to save it?

Jesus, you really were in the American military.

>now that I have real backy

Is your hick ass trying to say now that you have real tobacco? Like you can't find it outside Europe?

My god we really have to cut funding to the military if this is what it produces.

>>674732491
I'm 16.5 asshole.

>>674732480

The lesser of 2 evils is the UK.

The US has small problems....but so many they talk n talk and I'm tired of hearing everyone talk about shit that just isn't relevant. Like the election...who cares...it doesn't matter. What matters is weed..my lungs...

Idk man I know the UK has issue but it's easier to handle it here...there's practically no guns so I won't get shot by some nig nog...I got hands so if anyone fucks with me im good

>>674729283
This.

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>>674732712
It's a hollow tube, not a "filter". It doesn't filter anything.

>>674727184
because i daily smoke 3 blunts by myself.
i would get lung cancer from the tobacco before i got high

How do you re-moisturize a dried up blunt wrap?

>>674729483
I hope your whole family dies in a fiery car crash tonight and you have to identify all the bodies.

>>674732763
Liberal alert.

I'm sure you have none of the answers to our nations problems but you sure do have a negative opinion about everyone else's attempt to solve them.

If you ask me your just as bad as the hick your mocking.

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OK so this much will get me pretty stoned.

Maybe my tolerance is just low man. Imma play some vidya after doe.

>>674727184
That's shit weed , also put more in your spliff

>>674727184
Tobbaco is for retards.

>>674727184

I made the switch to concentrates. For less than an eighth of herb, I can get a g of wax and make it last twice as long.

>>674731296
yeah dabbing is not an option unless i go to A-dam maybe or i order online. But i can't be bothered.

From time to time when i clean my plants when they finish i can collect some hash of it. Gives me always a very nice buzz.

>>674733014
Lick it

>>674727184
because im not a faggot

>>674728532
not him. but i want you to know that there are people like that out here, and we usually get great deals so its okay.
I would love if my tolerance allowed me to get high off a couple puffs though.

>>674727184
Garbage over expensive pot you have to stretch rolling it into cigs. That's fucked.
Take a single hit of really good dro without watering it the fuck down and it feels good.

>>674733014
>microwave
>plate with water
>something to keep blunt above water
>run it for a minute or two
>thank biggie

>>674733105
Wtf man. It still looks like you barely put any in.

You're just a jew. You're jewly instinct restricts you from putting a decent amount in. Try again

>>674729908
Let it defrost slowly and it will be fine. If it's made from borosilicate glass, which it should be if you're not a nigger, it will be perfectly fine

>>674727184
>>674727184
Itt:everyone angry OP smokes a lot less and achieves the high he wants...

Your all pussys, I grind the weed up really fine , then boil it on a spoon with vodka and then inject into my scrotum...
Buzzin

>>674727184

>American living in UK
>now that i have real backy
>real

Tobacco comes from the Americas, some if the best smoke comes from those tobacco slave plantations in South America

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Spliffs are very common here in Italy, but that's just cause most of us are poor. 1g of weed costs more than 10€, so if you don't mix it with tobacco, it will last for a very short time. But in the end, if you mix the right amount of both you'll get high anyway.

>also cause weed is full of chemical shit lol

>>674728057
You dont have to hold smoke in for a long period of time you fucking idiot. your lungs take up the particles fast enough for a quick draw.
Whataver idiot told you holding smoke is good is an idiot

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>>674727184
What you are smoking is called ganja. That is to say, the real ganja, marijuana and tobacco mixed. It comes from india, during the mughal and british raj when tobacco was introduced.

I don't do it because ganja gives me a headache, and I don't feel the buzz until a half hour later, at which point it is a letdown.

>>674730946
Gross
That shit doesn't fly on the west coast

>>674733080

See, just because I don't have the solution in a problem does not mean another can't be demonstrably bad.

And who the fuck is talking about the nation's problems? In the military? You're probably not there because you got straight a's and your history teacher said you'd be a great at the logistics arm of the army. Someone might recommend the air force, that's it. If you are there to "solve the nation's problems" you are demonstrably dumb.

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>>674728457
>flipping eggs
what the fuck are you doing man

>>674727184
I agree with you anon. Smoking it with tobacco saves your weed. Although I roll them in longer papers.

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>>674730946
All dat Reggie

>>674731018
Tasty

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fuck smoking anything i vaporize

>>674727184
that's the tinniest joint ever.

I do it medicinally i would need 100 of those a day bro.
I doubt my work would be happy when i got to go smoke 5 of those every break

>>674733835
Can someone explain to me how you cook the top without flipping it. Do all you faggots eat it with the top all runny?

Drug users are more useless to society than niggers ..
Drink bleach cunts.
Enjoy your paranoia

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>>674733519
I don't want to lose her. The freeze came out of nowhere I have her sittin in my empty tub

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>>674730233
oh m8.
pls tell me what alcohol you used?
i tried bacardi 151 but my shit was fucked up

>>674734031
They let you smoke weed at work?

>>674734117

Cover the pan. The steam will cook the top

>>674728532

This.

I fuken hate how tolerant I am, end up using more and having to buy more all the damn time.

Being a lightweight is fuckloads better.

>>674734142
Alcohol, cafein and nicotin are also drugs. I bet you use at least one of them occasionally. Ergo you are a sub-nigger drug user.

>>674734117
I flip mine for 5-10 seconds so just a thin layer on top is cooked enough to contain the yolk.

>>674731299
This is not good business sense.
How do you keep customers?
If I get one light bag, that's the last time I'm calling that person.
If a gas station charged you for a full gallon of gas, but gave you less, would you buy gas from there again?

>>674734327
Nigger

if you smoked properly with your first one you wouldn't need to go for round 2.

>>674734308
>Lrn2 tolerance break

>>674734117
Put a couple tablespoons of water in the pan with the egg, cover with lid for a few minutes..profit..
>inb4 greentext it faggot

>>674734229

>bacardi

This is not a cocktail

Use everclear brand. Or anything similar to pure alcohol.

Even that 90%+ rubbing alcohol can work

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>>674733998
>uses a vaporizer
>thinks it isn't smoke
>thinks he isn't smoking
>thinks the particulates in the air after toasting weed are water droplets
>thinks that a vapor can safely be inhaled
1: boil a tea kettle full of water
2: inhale steam
3: ????
4: PROFIT

>>674731494
I agree, I'm not into edibles, I prefer to take a couple dabs and then finish it up with a small bowl. That always gets me right where I want to be

>>674734546
This is the secret i've been missing. I remember my grandma doing this. Thank you anon. I might cook eggs if i have them now

>>674727184
Weed is for shitskins and freshmen in highschool. Try coke.

>>674734509

I've done up to 6 month breaks - doesn't help.

>>674734692

Coke is for people who lives are too boring to live.

>>674734142
>Wallstreet cokeheads

>>674733754
You must be joking, difference between holding it in a second or two and 10-15 seconds is enormous.

>>674734142

Who let the moralfag in?

>>674731893
That's a good idea, if we all just wear bacon necklaces, the terrorists won't want to fuck with us. It would work like some kind of magical anti terrorist charm. Whenever Akmed threatens to behead you all you would have to do is shake your magic bacon amulet at them and they would recoil in fear. Why hasn't this idea gone global?

>>674732148
This.

>>674734949
Not really. The THC only stays active at a temperature above 350F. Which it cools to almost immediately. After that, you are only compelling morw carcinogenic and excess tars into your body.

This is why tweakers don't hold their breath... what the meth cools, it recrystalizes.

Euro here, smoked with tobacco since the first time. Once smoked a doobie with only weed in it and almost threw up and felt like shit for like 5 hours. Keep that tolerance level low and save money.

>>674732480
American here, the US is becoming a third world shithole. Idiocracy was a documentary of the current state of the US. Soon people will be moving to Mexico for a better life

>>674735382
No it doesn't, you only need that temp to decarboxylate it into the active form.

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>>674734949
Ever heard of shard lung?

Germanfag here. I'm new to weed... tried it a few times now and don't really get high. I Just get tired and want to sleep. The following day im still fucking tired. What am I doing wrong?

theres too much tobacco in there lol

>>674735495
lol dude the entire world is becoming a shithole, it's not just the US. Even China is heading towards economic collapse and GLORIOUS SCANDINAVIA is going to be in the shitter with immigration and the oil prices dropping.

>>674735382

THC is the active compound that makes you high.

Once THC-a, the natural occuring ingredient in cannabis plants, heats up to a certain degree, the THC-a drops the acid through a process called something like decarbonizing.

Once the THC-a is heated up and converted to THC, it stays a active compound regardless of temperature.

This is why eating raw weed wont get you high, but eating brownies baked with weed will get you high, long after they have cooled down

>>674728457
I remember anon. I also cook my eggs over easy. These animals don't know shit. Enjoy your spliffs soldier (marine, sailor?)

>>674735447

Or just use your brain and smoke less.

What kind of intense oral fixation must you have to suck on something for 5 minutes for a high you could just as easily get by just smoking a bowl or merely taking two hits?

Tell me you like the taste, assholes, but don't tell me you buy tabacco and papers to save your weed or keep tolerance down, it's idiotic.

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>>674730946
ayy fam

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I never mix my bud with tobacco lol. I smoke fat ass rolls and then american spirit blacks

>>674732839
Semantics, don't act like I don't know what the fuck a filter or tip is. Some of the brands say filter right on the fucking label. If you talk like this to people you know, just know that they all secretly hate you and think your an asshole. And don't think they don't talk amongst themselves about you either, because they do. You're known as the asshole. Right before you walk up to friends to say "hi", they say "great, here comes the asshole" to themselves under their breath. I promise you.

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>>674735382
>weed is meth
Just try holding it in longer you niggers.

See
>>674735948

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>>674734630
how retarded can you get, nigger?
>kill yourself

>>674735647
no u

>decarboxylation occurs at a higher temperature and is not necessary, as thca is already psychoactive

>>674733251
Have you tried making rosin? All you need to do is heat press your buds and you've got excellent hash for dabbing

>>674727184
I smoke blunts because nothing else will even get me high anymore at this point.

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>>674727184
So if yall eurofags like tabaco this much, then why don't you just smoke a blunt?

>>674736226
No it's not

https://www.leafly.com/news/cannabis-101/what-is-thca-and-what-are-the-benefits-of-this-cannabinoid

>>674735948
Eating raw weed will most certainly get you high. WTF planet are you living on that makes you assume that jargon implies credibility? You must be an American.

Study moar, lil' nigga, instead of smoking pot before your chemistry class.

>>674736226

>THC-a is psychoactive

Did you learn that from a facebook post?

>you can literally goggle it

>>674734269
Cancer perk... i had colon cancer and stomache is probably next no food on the floor either but i walk around eating no one says anything..i eat a couple thousand calories a day over the normal north american diet

>>674734692
Coke is for people who deserve to be dead.

>>674736707
If LSD is an acid, why is it called an alkaloid?
>philosoraptor.jpg

>>674736658

>pack a bowl of .5 gram
>smoke it
>get high

>eat a bowl of .5 gram
>tell me its the same high