I found out OP is a faggot

I used to diddle my two little female cousins and i had sex with my uncle a few times. Nothing was ever non-consensual, and none of us talk about it anymore. As far as I know, none of them have said a thing about any of it.

>>674707674
everyone knows. there are 1000000s of videos of me fucking your dad

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Freeza is actually kind of sexy

>>674707430
met a girl through 4chan
told all of my friends i mether in my home town, too afraid to be honest.

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>>674707857
I don't even.... You wot m8

>>674707430
For the past few years I have been secretly friends with people most of my family would consider weird and dumb. I don't care, you guys make me laugh

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I am the creator of this fucking forced meme. I hate myself for it.

>>674707430
I gave myself a blowjob once.

i love the idea of my girlfriend fucking other men. it turns me on so much. i also love eating my cum out of her. i jerk off to the pictures and videos she sent me so much and im really into cuckold captions shit now. i hope she realy starts becoming a whore.

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>>674708529

>>674708006

wholesome

I have a son, but I have never recognized him, not do I plan to ever do it.
Since the mother was forced to give him a last name different than mine, she can't ask for anything.
At first I felt really bad, but now, I'm starting to appreciate my good fortune and almost don't care anymore.
>No one knows

>>674708320

If you die tomorrow, the world would be a better place.

I post bananas out of spite

>28 Virgin, male
>except the 3 dicks i sucked so far
>take advantage of girl i knew her parrents forced her to be with me
>still VIrgin
standard /b/ faggot i guess

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>>674708888

I cheated on every ex I had, including my ex wife, to suck strangers dicks.

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>>674708733

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>>674707430
Stop spamming this shit every fucking night faggot

>HURRR DURRR POST YOUR SECRETS

90% of the shit posted here are complete lies.

Get >>>/out/

Or go back to >>>/r9k/

And yes im fucking mad you fucking canyass roodypoo jigaboo

>>674709055
could be worse, at least youre not gay.

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>>674709177
thanks for bump!

>>674709204
I turned more and more into a depraved faggot. I love it though. haven't fucked in years. I suck all the time. on call basically to 3 guys in my apt complex.

>>674708888
check them faggots, check them
my life still sucks

>>674709403
suck more dick!

>>674707430
i wanna be a gurl
i love this girl but i think she has a bf and I'm too inept to ask
and i don't know how she'd feel about the first thing
i constantly wish i was dead so that all of my problems would be solved
i had a heart-to-heart kinda conversation with her a couple weeks ago and almost told her but chickened out because it seems stupid and I'm not sure and it's not even diagnosed and i just don't want her to leave me i lose too many cool friends because i love them and they move away or fight with mutual friends or something stupid and i really love her
i almost wish she sees this
she's probably asleep
i wish she'd text me
i don't have the guts to text her for no reason
i can't initiate conversation
but that's not really a secret
text me Cl

>>674709508
yeah i wished i sticked with that, so i wouldnt suffer with woman so much....

>>674708733
you're absolut shit irl
go fucking an hero

>>674709629
grow some balls
text her
ask her out
yes is awesome
no means no more investing
win win
there is an alpha male deep in you. let them out to kill that beta faggot that you are right now.

>>674708888
got quads finaly
cant screenshot cause those are my deepest secrets
fml

I tried to put my dick on my ass

>>674709149
>>674709727
Sorry faggots but I can't allow letting anyone know
That 4yo brat is on his own

Faked a suicide attempt to get out of school.

An ex of mine cheated on me with some 30-40 year old mongaloid she met at a bar.
She enjoyed me making toasted sammiches for her.
She allegedly hated the taste of semen, but she didn't seem to mind the load I blew into her sandwich.

I'm actually very insecure and nihilistic, especially when I realize that I'm not a special snowflake and millions of people the world over feel the same way.

When i was 15 i snuck into my step sisters room, she was 13 at the time, and snuck a peek at her pussy while she was sleeping.

>>674710178
I think that has hit me as well, i've come to realize that everyone is equally worthless including myself

>>674710197
is that when you realized you are a faggot?

>>674710197
i feel like we've all felt up our sisters while they were sleeping at one point

>>674710399
I felt ashamed for a while i guess. Our parents split but when i see her now it just always comes to mind.

I lost my virginity at 9, with my step sister, whom was also 9. Completely consensual, and totally her idea.

I also have a 15 year old girlfriend. i'm 25. I've fucked that girl, in her school, posing as a substitute teacher.

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>>674710717

>>674710596
I have 4 sister, 2 older, 2 younger. growing up I saw them naked all the time, no need to sneak a peek when they were sleeping or something.

>>674710869
Your mothers vagina must be like a bucket by now

>>674710717
>things that never happened

>>674710343
My struggle with my self esteem leads me to externalizing my feelings and being a dick to the people around me, who are being driven away to the point that even if I did have the courage to tell someone how I felt without disguising it as a joke I'm not sure they'd listen. Also I compulsively lie but I'm too scared of my lies being uncovered to tell anyone. Ironically, I have a reputation for honesty.

>>674710717
Pics or it didn't happen.

god i wish i had a Gun, i would kill half of my town. God i hate this world so much

>>674711079
There is no god

>>674711079
edge

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>>674711079
edgy as fuck

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>>674707430
i sold out my best friend for 500$ when i called his bailbondsmen

>>674710869
You know i always wished i had an older sister. A friend of mine had the coolest, hot ass older sister and i was always jealous.

>>674711140
so edgy.

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Im a paedophile and I hate myself

>>674711284
Admitting it is the first step.
Now get one of those creepy as fuck dolls.

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I spunk in my friends drinks at every opportunity. Pic related.

>>674709637
cheat! it's easy.

Okay. I love my job at the Krusty Krab, I sleep with my shoes on, I like jelly on both sides of my toast, I've got an overdue library book, I think Jelly-Fishing and Bubble-Blowing are the best, I've never been late for work, I've said the word "fancy" in conversation, I like to dance to loading zone announcements, I still don't have my driver's license. I'm a little bit on the short side. And I'm wearing three pairs of underwear right now.

And OP is a raging dickloving faggoqueermosexual.

>>674711284
sometimes i rub one out to little hentai girls and i too hate that side of myself

>>674711344
How does that work o.O
I jerked it into a toasted sandwich but the consistency of semen is similar to melted cheese.
How does somebody not notice semen in a drink o.O

Found out a person on /b/ trolling/dumping pics of local girls on campus and stuff was sitting across from me in the library.

He didn't minimize his tabs and I recognized the layout when I walked by his section to get notes from another classmate.

Went back to my computer and started to drop hints I knew who he was for the hell of it. He decided to be a tough guy, so I started to post more and more.

He had no idea who I was.

At this point I was watching him and he was scared shitless. He packed his stuff and quickly left the library.

Now and then I see posts that I know are his and once in a while I'll fuck around with him and he'll delete the threads right after.

>>674707430
>test

>>674711385
what?
you got some cheatcodes for woman bro?

Most of the time, I wish I was incontinent..

>>674711509
Thats really funny, do you have any pictures of him or the threads?

>>674708733
Good choice, mate. Fuck kids.

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>>674708888

>>674711597
Nope. He still doesn't know who I am and he'll resurface again in a few months, and usually around the time I'm studying in the library, and I'll mess with him for the hell of it. Why not? No harm, no foul, but he did miss the first week of school for that because I might've went a little overboard with my empty threat. I wasn't serious but if you're caught, everything crashes down.

>>674711476
She drinks a lot of coffee. I have a machine that makes lattes, the froth disguises my piss gristle. She always comments I make good coffee. Kek.

I came here today just to ask this. saw this thread on page one.
Awesome.

When I see a girl with crooked canines or premolars (the teeth on the top row behind the canines), I find it sexy as all hell.

Sometimes, i just want to lick them.

Is any part of that normal..?

You guys have that, too, right?

>>674711755
checked and kek'd

>>674711856
fuck no you've got issues

>>674707430
I pretend to be happy.
Its only kind of there, a fake reminder of how I was before my ex took my heart out.
Before the one person who I let in on my secrets decided to never talk to me.
Before I would start having nightmares if I didnt pass out from sleep exhaustion, only to wake up an hour later just to restart the cycle.
Before I came to this website to desensitize myself.
And it wouldnt be so bad if I wouldnt have the exact same thing I described happen to me in a nightmare, night after night.
/b/, on a serious note, how can I truly be happy?

>>674711509
>>674711597
yeah pics or didnt happen faggot

>>674711079
Edgelord

>>674711856
never heard of that
just get a girl, make her teeth crooked, then lick 'em all day long

lost my virginity at 20, realized after years of edging during masturbation it's hard to cum from regular sex. Besides blowjobs, jacking off is the fastest way I can get off. Cautionary tale for those anons that edge to porn.

>>674711819
your full of shit

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>>674707430
I left the love of my lofe because I would have ruined her lofe. I love her so much I let her go even,though it destroyed me,to do so.

>>674711223
meh, my oldest sister is the only person ive ever truly hated. From age 8-16ish i refused to talk to her and honestly wished i had never known her and/or she would just die. Im 29 now and she is a much better person and we get along but i still cant bring myself to have a close relationship with her like i do with my other sisters. I know it's retarded but i spent so many years hating her i cant just flip the switch. i dont think she even knows this but im not to the point where i can bring myself to talk about it to her and i know one of us will die and we will never have the chance to have the relationship we both want. I hope i die 1st honestly.

>>674711424
Lost.

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>>674707430
When I was 17 yrsold fucked my mom's boyfriend.


> I didn't get pregnant because I'm a guy.

>>674712110
That would interest me
i am stil a virgo faggot
when a masturbate, i come extremly fast, like 45 secs or so
now i am fucking scared that i would last the same time or less when (if ever) i have sex.
:/

>>674711957
I don't know, anon. But you aren't alone.

>>674712133
is she still in contact with you?

>>674711957
You know what? Time is supposed to be your friend in all this in letting go and moving on but I realized what you do with yourself during that time is the most important part.

I used to do shit all and just let it be thinking it'll be over but I never did anything to better myself or anyone else.

Drop anyone who doesn't actually want to be around you and stops all forms of contact with you. Nothing sucks more than being emotionally abused like that when you know you need someone and you'll it for them but they won't try and even avoid you to avoid all of what you're going through.

You need to find other groups of people. You don't even need a whole group but you need to put yourself out there. Try something new and look stupid for it. Have fun again. Laugh at yourself.

Your happiness only goes as far as you allow it to. You're in a cycle and there's no end from it at the moment, so no, you're never going to truly be happy or appreciate things if you're not willing to do something new.

I wish you all the best man.

>>674711952
That's really disappointing...

>>674711957
I dunno /b/ro, I'm sort of in the same boat. I was in love with the most beautiful girl in the world, who made me feel so alive, and happy, and confident; I was convinced that I was going to marry her. Then, one day, completely out of the blue, she told me that she wasn't ready for a commitment. I told her I wasn't asking for one, and then she told me that if we continued going out she'd feel like there was one. I was completely devastated and I still don't fully understand it. What's worse is it's been over half a year and I don't feel any different.

>>674712053
Rather not be found out that I'm the guy that's messing around with his so I don't care if anyone else believes it.

>>674712120
Yore**

What fucking time is it? Why is this thread so comfy compared to the rest of the board?

I'm sitting in this thread reading all of this shit, and it's just queueing up so much self hate in me. Yet as I type this I'm going numb. I'm scared. I'm not right in the head, I'm something, but I don't know what.

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>>674711430
I have like 2g of cp
When I was like 12 and searching for boobies on the net I stumbled upon a bestiality site and link by link to a cp site
I am like the curiousest guy I know so obw I wanted to know more; first I got into loli and then, when I understood how to use tor I again stumbled randomly on the hidden wiki link page to the most popular cp sites.
I hate myself but I cant stop. It's my destiny.
Seriously thinking about going to the police and turning me in.
I need help

>>674712999
at least you have trips

>>674712500
Wow, not the same anon, but what a good advice dude, it surely will work with me, thanks dude, mvp.

I fucked an orange

>>674713085
topkek my friend

lost my virginity to a hookup from yik yak,
was in a relationship at the time
first time i had sex i was dressed in womens lingerie getting my ass fingered while she rode my dick

>>674713151
Did it sting

>>674711856
i feel that fam

>>674712106
I know a couple of girls with this affliction.

Most of them live far away.

No, not internet girlfriends, I moved away.

Something like this;

Yes, these are canines... same thing applies, tho...
http://www.japantoday.com/images/size/x/2013/01/beforeafter.jpg

Always found this sexy.

IDK why.

But yeah, it does it for me.

Seriously... Just me..?

And no, it's not a "chasinf perfection, but oh, she has a flaw, she's attainable now" thing/ It's always been my thing.

>>674712360
While edging you have to stop right before you're ready to finish, over and over. Kills a fuck load of time too.. Sooner or later it'll reduce your sensitivity to sex, but she'll be happy. You could always use condoms, they remove 75% of the sensation of sex.

I would get trips as I'm freaking out.

>>674708888
oh yeah
>i also jerked of thinking on my mother,
>i hoped she would give me a handjob someday

>>674713028
Why don't you go to a psychiatric?

Bermp

I fap to my best friend, even a few months ago, I went inside her room and fapped to her panties. She turns me on so bad. I'm planning to hide a cam when she is dressing. I have taken some upskirts of her. She thinks I'm not interested in her.

>>674713028
If you want to stop you can.
Just deinstall tor
Delete the collection
Remove all links
Start fapping to normal shit even if it isnt the big deal for you, search for something bizarre as new fetish
trick your brain in not liking it
if you think about it constantly tell your self "its disgusting, who would do that" etc.

Follow me and I'll help you find back to the right path

>>674713751
What do you think would happen if you told her that you were interested? Obviously not the wanking and creepshots tho

>>674713751
Dude. Just ask her out. Best friends are the best matches.

>>674713476
hahaha wtf

>>674713868
I think she would just friendzone me. She says I'm not his kind of man, but I don't know, I'm pretty nice and kind to her.

>>674713900
I don't think I'm his kind of man sadly

>>674714146
Probably best to start making some other friends and then telling her your feelings. If she's not interested, move on, and lose some stress. If she is, you are winrar.jpg

Taking antidepressants regularly and drugs (amphetamin, cannabis, mdma, cocaine) not! regularly still I feel after having a mental breakdown a few years back like turning slowly crazy again.
I'm not sure if my girlfriend isnt lying to me constantly about anything she says
I'm trying hard to remove all social interaction from my life
Yesterday walking through the woods at 3am I had paranoia and hallucinations.
Everyfuckingcardoor from the cars parking was about to explode by ISIS or a gang is going to step out of the car. I couldnt even piss because I feared the darkness could eat my soul, following me.
Today I feel a little better after getting some sleep. I really cant trust anyone at the moment.
I fear I'm slowly going crazy now ....

>>674713254
IDK nor do I care if what you say is true.

Thank you.

#YANA

100% truth and I've never spoken of it

When I was 24 and she was 20 I had sex with my sister. We never see each other and we knew exactly what we were doing. We don't talk anymore

I get so disgusted with myself whenever I think about it, but I can't help but admit it was the hottest sex I've ever had.
Don't care if you don't believe me, but now I've shared my secret
feelsgood.gif

>>674712500
wtf this is the most thoughtful thing i read on 4chan ever you don't belong here

sometimes i think im more compatible with one of my best friends than with my girlfriend. I used to have a crush on my best friend but i genuinely no longer feel that way about her.

>>674714362
Well, I got a few friends that is not the problem, I'm only attracted to her, she's so fucking beautiful, but it's 4 years of friendship, I don't wanna lose her, we have been through a lot of things.

>>674707430
Ive slept with 7 escorts because im too horny all the time and lack the confidence to ask a girl out

>>674714805
I get where you're coming from. I guess in the end it's up to you to decide whether it's worth keeping her in your life and pining after someone you can't have, or taking a chance for happiness.

>>674714774
Are you afraid of being alone? Maybe you're with your girlfriend because of that.

Successful business owner with boyfriend but outside of the office both kinky and zoophile as hell.

I made out with a trap the other night.

>>674707430
i once shot a man just to watch him die

in reno btw

>>674715072
I have been thinking that the last two years, I wanna marry her, I think would go mad I know she will marry or lost her virginity to other guy. (She's 21 and virgin, you don't find one like her these days)

>>674715389
how did it feel

>>674715103
No, I wouldn't say it was that particularly. I do love my girlfriend. It's just sometimes there's a slight disconnect, whether it be in our humor styles or anything. Like. she's never had fruity pebbles. my and my best friend both fucking love fruity pebbles. it's small things that make my girlfriend interesting but like... foreign to me.

>>674715401
You, my friend, need to man the fuck up and go for it. Quit complaining about how she's so great and you wouldn't want to lose her.

>>674715584
Oh yeah, I get, like you want to enjoy little things with her but she doesn't enjoy them like you and your best friend does, I had the same problem.

got a letter from the fbi saying they got the court order to search my seized hard drives

>>674715862
yes, exactly that. It makes it fun to show her all these cool little things that she ends up loving. it just puts me off that she doesn't already know about them. She didn't have a tv as a kid so we are watching all the 90's shows. her favorite is Courage the cowardly dog, which is my favorite.

>>674715584
I think the big problem is that she wouldn't be interested in me, I'm so fucking tender and she's different.

>>674716070
Why were they seized in the first place?

>>674713333
Oh anon great taste

>>674716090
Oh, I loved that one too, it's kinda creepy tho. Well, in the end, I think the important part is that she puts effort in liking the things you like, and it makes everything better, don't you think?

>>674716258
you already know

>>674716382
yeah, which is why i'm still with her. she gives as much as i do, which is rare nowadays. And yeah, it's very creepy. Gave me a few nightmares as a kid. but i fucking loved it.

>>674716419
Well then, you're fucked.

>>674716551
Yeah, I'm so jelly dude, I wish all the best for you dude. I had a lot of nightmares too, It was so scary to me. I was a pussy lol

my ex's pics are ALL over the web

>>674716804
yeah I knew that when they knocked the front door down

>>674716861
thanks! also, i think that show was desgined to terrify children. it's so good though. It's hard to find full episodes of it anywhere.

Fucked my best friends girlfriend the night they broke up. We were both drunk and wanted it, but felt horrible about it after sobering up.

>>674709177
PWNT XDDDD HIFIVE

>>674717115
Are u serious? But when I was kid I saw it in a infantil channel wtf. What a shame, and yeah, surely, it was way more than creepy sometimes.

I'm not okay.

when i was younger my friends mom gave a bj i have a gf my own age but i only masterbate to milf porn

I cried after getting on a roller coaster at six flags. It was the newer one that plays "enter sandman" on the way up. It's the one that rolls and shit independently of the track. It went over this drop and the whole thing flipped and i slammed down Hard onto the harness and the fucking seatbelt- like portion ripped a bit. The guy working the thing, stopped the ride for twenty minutes to slap a new safety belt on and stared letting people back on. i took like an hour break before i got on anything else. I legitimately thought I was going to die on that ride.

>>674707430 I use a PS4 to browse 4chan

>>674717512
Sure dude.

>>674717364
Yeah on cartoon network was were i watched it growing up. still, it was pretty scarring.

>>674717542
I really don't blame you. I'd be scared shitless of that.

>>674717677
Me too, what the fuck were thinking the guys who created it lol

>>674713028
just remind yourself every time how fucking annoying children are, condition yourself to think of children misbehaving, generally being little ungrateful shits, picking their noses and eating their snot, and chucking next level temper tantrums instead.

>>674707430
>be teenage me playing on computer
>reeeaaally need to take a shit, it's been building up for ages
>huge turd sitting in my ass ready to go
>get up to finially go to the toilet
>turd brushes against prostate mid standing up
>I get extremely turned on
>wank while using ass muscles to force turd back and forth over prostate
>best orgasm of my teenage years
>realise I've shat myself
>pick up turd and throw it in toilet
>repeat weekly (at least) for a solid 2 years
>start dating girls
>never repeat nor speak of it to anyone ever

I truly wish I was gay. But I love female tits more.

>>674717379
Like everyone else here in /b/

>>674709936
Who didn't ?

>>674717940
bi maybe?
Or maybe you should convince a girl to peg you?

i shit post on these threads.

>actually, i shot post on /b/ everywhere.
>kek

>>674714594
Hint. Wean yourself off all the drugs other than the antidepressants. The drugs are the things causing you to wig the fuck out

>>674718366
Pegging scares me though, not the actual act, but the whole getting to that situation without your reputation being completely tarnished/not having girls be completely turned off by you. Rumours spread quickly, man.

I might be bi, but I've never even wanted to kiss a guy.

i engaged in a consensual sexual relationship with my sister when i was 23 and she was 14. Best years of my lilfe.

>>674711957
What a bunch of fucking whiney ass bitches..their a dime a dozen you know y that saying what made? No girl or guy is that unique or special fuck man grow some balls and get some more pussy and stop being a bitch... As soon as u get some new snatch you'll feel way better.. Inb4 you already bullshit find some one else or get laid on the regular and u will forget about the slut..

>>674710015
Fgt

>>674718880
>>674718933
You seem like a real cool dude. Let's party sometime.

i lost my virginity to my father.

i am moot.

>>674712999
A faggot!?

i fuck my dog.

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I break into bernie sanders supporters cars at night and leave frozen cat shit and urine under their seats.

Also sometimes leave notes showing how many delegates he is behind

i fucked OP's mom.

24- Alcoholic for past 1 1/2 years (bottle of spirits a day)

>>674719972

Nice.

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>>674710927
It's wizards sleeve not bucket.

>>674718582
Just straight then but like the way butt stuff feels ?
sweet and simple.

>>674715584
You are a fruity pebble

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>not a duck

>>674707430
I'm a tranny

>>674708529
I can fuck her

>>674719972
If you vote for $Hillary, you're a faggot

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>>674712245

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>Im in a relationship of 5+ years
>went out to a club the other night with work friends
>my manager was pretty drunk
>I was talking to my mate who i've known for ages
>my manager walks up to me and starts making out with me
>I dont throw her off, because im pretty drunk
>Pulled her in a bit after, to kiss her again
>Felt stupidly guilty and told my mrs of 5+ years who handled it really well

I may have developed feels and am now questioning a lot of shit.

this secrets thread turns into my love life sucks i hate everything thread

>>674721795
dont throw away the real thing for a fleeting emotion, make sure its real

>>674721795
so your wife is fine with everything that happened? nothing big came out of admitting that to her? i'd be suspicious of that but that's just me.

where did cp guy go?

>>674722642
Not my wife, but close to.
She cried a little, but was mostly happy that I told her.

>>674722529
Yeah, the heart come sometimes be a punch in the dick. I'm not throwing anything away.

I'm very anti-social, so much so that I have a hard time going into the bathroom in my dorm to brush my teeth. I tell my parents and my few friends back home that I'm having a great time in college (passing, making friends, studying, and basically enjoying myself) but the reality is that I don't want to leave my dorm room. I don't want to talk to anyone, I don't care whether I pass or fail, I just wanted to leave the house. The only social interaction I have is this spic that comes to my door asking for favors. I know this will come back and bite me in the ass. On top of that I've had suicidal thoughts for years now, I have no idea what is holding me back honesty.

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>>674722657
what do you think?

I'm a successful male cam model

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I've done cum tributes to girls I know.

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i can definitely say i have a secret now, because i cant tell anybody i know this, except for anonymous people

i hate niggers, never watched interacial porn, now i am obsessed with it, its all i get off too. i used to be crazy when i came here, futa, furry, hentai, and plus the regular white male fucking hot white woman, etc. now thats all off the table, and i worship big black cock. couldn't even stay hard for my first time with sex. sat there for a half hour spitting on my dick trying to lube it up and jerk it, while she is wiggling her ass falling asleep. I even imagined her getting fucked by niggers but it still didn't work, need to have some visualization... i am fuckkked

I have a micro penis.

Literally everything i post on here is a lie

>>674709908
Ha

>>674725769
Nice paradox

>>674708320
You should kill yourself, but keep it a secret.

>>674707430
i touched my two cousins when we were little, like 9. jacking off it's not getting me on anymore... maybe im tired of porn... i tried jacking off to gay porn...i couldn't, seems im not gay. I used to lie a lot. now i cant... its painful. i can get tons of girls. but i'm so fucking lazy, i dont talk to them on the internet or facebook or shit... i cant. only in person. and that it's something difficult to built a relationship. there isn't many girls. who don't talk throuwgh face book and still want to keep going out. But fuck it. Fuck it everything. Argentinian english. Im white, my country is a mix of white people with high standards, and the worst people from everywhere from the world comming here.

>>674711574
Kek. Lost

>>674712110

Underage post

>>674727152
Lol meant underrated.

I send nude pics of my girlfriend to people that know her using a fake fb

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My sisters posted this pic yesterday and I can't stop fapping to it. Never was into them or incest in any way before but this pic made me horny for them. Once I got home I just started fapping to this. They look so fucking good.

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Got drunk and cheated on my wife with her younger sister. Feel bad but she is so sexy. Couldn't help myself and she was coming on to me all night. Her body is incredible too.

I'm texting with my ex and call her regularly although I have a gf. Gf is nice, but I still can't get over my ex who left me 4 years ago. Still love that bitch and would dump my gf for her.

I been just scrolling down and judging every single one of you... Mfw I realize I'm a heroinfag of four or five years and woke up at six am to get one in the Requiem for a dream like bruise on my left arm... Oops. At least my sexy gf is still asleep and the rents paid and I don't jerk off to loli

>>674728060
You again..post more faggot

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had sexual relationship with my daughter for almost year and a half before she left and go to college in another city.
since then nothing. tried to talk about that, i see she is not responding well and tries to skip to subject so i don't wanna push. the situation between us is already awkward enough.
i still think about her, but try not to.
trying to get my life back on track.
don't get me wrong, if i know that was not just a fling, and she would be ready to spend her life with me, i would leave my wife (aka her mom) and everything i have if that means i can spend it with my daughter.
but since that kind of relationship is almost immpossible i will try to move on.
at least i know that was the best year and a half in my life. i don't know about her, can't say what was in her head but, when we were secretly hanging out alone, and talked after sex about our relationship, she said she enjoyed it a lot.
i am proud if that was true.

During sex with my boyfriend it's really short, he cums really quickly, although it's good for him it's kind of not enough for me....I know 4chan is full of guys so um, any tips

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>>674728287

>>674728461

Have him lick your pussy until you have at least 1 orgasm before he sticks it in.

Don't do that stupid impatient thing where you demand to get fucked with 30 seconds of foreplay initiation. That's why you're not having orgasms.

>>674727443
Fuck that is hot anon. They do look good.

>>674728802
No I mean I like foreplay and try and make it last, although it's just so quick sometimes, and he doesn't like the idea of licking anyone out...regardless that I always give him head so yep.

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>>674707430
The Jews did 9/11

>>674728299
Pics

I prefer tighty whities over boxers or boxer briefs

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>>674729195
that's her>>674728287

>>674707430

I cummed all over my gf's favorite teddybear while she was out. I was on videocall with my online misrress

>>674728060
She looks worth it anon

>>674713151
Nice

>>674708733
You still here?

>>674729023
Find someone better.
Not because the sex life is un-fulfilling, but because by the sounds of it he doesn't care, doesn't want to put in the effort to try and make it any better for you, and won't eat you out despite the sex not lasting long enough and the fact that you do oral all the time for him.

You deserve to be treated equally girl.

>>674712661

Here's how to understand it: you're fucking teenagers.

As edgy as it sounds i want to kill everyone except cute girls and have sex all day

>>674730383
that doesn't sound edgy man.
that sounds fucking retarded.

you do realize that when people typically call someone 'edgy' on this site they are speaking sarcastically right?

>>674730235
Wow thank you so much. Tbh I thought I'd get another "tits or gtfo" thing but, yeah you have a great point. Thanks for the advice ^-^

>>674728060
she's sexy af

>>674727443
nice sisters anon

I recently found out I have type 2 diabetes due to poor diet and lifestyle. I'm in my early 20's and very disappointed, haven't told anyone aside from my parents yet

>>674730191
yep
whats up fag?

>>674720085
26, alcoholic for.. fuck, a decade.
Managed to get a decent job after losing two relationships and my family. Extra income just introduced meth, blow and other various drugs into my life.

I'm starting to feel really shitty. Before when I drank I'd be good after 12 hours of rest. Now my hangover, which is a lot more than that, lasts about 2 and a half days. Weird pressure on my head, vertigo frequency increased, depressed breathing at night to the point my body jerks awake.

I usually drink six tall cans (473mL) monday to thursday, and friday/saturday combined I drink around 30. Sunday is small amount of beer and attempting to recover for work.

It's a shit way to live and I know it's slowly killing me. Hell, right now it's almost 10am and I still haven't slept because I grabbed a bag of glass.

Best of luck, it can be a slippery slope.

>>674731211
I'm in the same situation. Kid born, things alrightish. shit goes down, ex wife wants nothing to do with me, completely cuts offf all contact. even changes his first/last name. now.. i'm kind of numb to the idea. but one day shit's gonna hit the fan. when she a) wants money or b) kid turns 18 and wants to find me.

stresses me out. uncoincidentally, I'm >>674731597.

I'm in my early 30's and I've been messing around with my 18 year old coworker. I'm married and she has a boyfriend.

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I'm working in retail part time at 27 years old, desperately applying for any job in my field which is only two hours away.
Any time I'm not at work is spent improving my resume, working out, learning new skills and doing other various free things.

I'm afraid that I'll never be able to use my college degree and I'll just become bitter to anyone 10 to 20 years older than me because of the Recession that they caused. If The Recession would not have happened, my field would still be hiring at a good rate.

>>674731837
you need to look for a lawyer
depending of where you live you can actually accuse her of abandonment and buld a case to shield yourself when the shit hits the fan

>>674728060
>>674728746

She's an 11. Your wife will understand.

>>674732332
she has the kid.

>>674729023

Stop having sex with him unless he eats you out. He will learn to like it very quickly.

If he doesn't, find a bigger cock that treats you better. They're out there.

>>674732332
also, i managed to prevent the kid from being registrated with my name so, for the law, the kidis not mine and i have nothing todo with him
>be creative

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>>674711856
With you brah. Some slightly jacked teeth can be sexy as fuck. patricia arquette in true romance is the epitome of this for me.

>>674732553
yeah, i'm on the BC.

my mom sexually abused me growing up. i liked it it as it was happening, but it did fuck me up some

The motor and regulator need to be replaced for one of my car windows. When I called the dealership to inquire about cost, I was quoted nearly a thousand dollars. When a male friend called the dealership a few minutes later and inquired the same thing, he was quoted a mere $350. It's disgusting that as a woman, not only is there a wage gap, but in this instance I'm expected to pay more than double what a man would have been charged.
Gender bias is real. It's nice to give our minds a break and hope that it will just stay in a sphere of theoretical thought, but, let's not kid ourselves, systemic oppression trickles down to occurrences in our daily lives. It's not everywhere but it can be anywhere.
*Bright side* The first words out of my partner's mouth when he heard of the discrepancy: "We're not paying those sexist fuckers a dime."

>>674732455
doesn't matter
in fact, even better
if she taked awaythe kid without your consent and the state knows you are the father, you can accuse her of kidnnaping
SEE A LAWYER

>>674712133
Wuts wrong with her top lip? Looks like the grinch that stole xmas...

>>674732639
post the videos

>>674732639
How did it "fuck you up" if you don't mind sharing?

>>674732847
there are none.

>>674732753
and if i just want nothing to do with them both? legal battles are definitely something i don't have the energy to bother with.

>>674707857
Dude -.-

I use to scare girls away from me so that i can play wow in pease

>>674707430
I have HPV

>>674733031
you can prepare your case and leave it in a sort of "stan by" to have some leverage for when she comes back
then you can go all "leave me alone or prepare to battle"
with some luck, this will be enough tomake her go

>>674732975
i had a lot of trouble trusting women, and would date very, very damaged women. i know some guys will read that and think, "yeah, you and every other guy." but it wasn't normal. i noticed that for some time i would self sabotage because there was this pathological fear of the changes which success in these opportunities would bring. other than that, just a fetish for incest roleplay, which is not necessarily unhealthy if the roleplay is in a healthy sexual relationship

so no irreparable damage, nothing extreme, but it did fuck with me some