>>674695807
Post-birth abortions are legal in most states, there is still a way out.

It's not too late to push her down the stairs if you know what I mean.

>>674696258
This.

>>674695807
How old are you and your gf?

I have 3 kids. 4, 6 and 7. They're pretty cool. Two very pretty little girls and my little buddy.

If anything, just drop the kid on their head, say it was an accident.

>>674695807
Fucking faggot. Have fun getting divorced in three years then have her eat up your paycheck with child support.

>>674696457

We're 17.

>>674695807
I got my ex pregnant shortly after graduation. We found a company called Little Angels that sent us info on families. We picked a rich white family in Southern California. They came to the hospital when she went into labor and we broke up a few months later.

>>674696457
Im 25 and she is 22

>>674696595
You're kidding, right?

>>674696595
Yeah you're fucked m8

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>>674695807
OP

>>674696595
Don't pretend to be me bby boy.

>>674696698

Ok
Not me. We're 18 and 20.

Got my ex pregnant 4 years ago (together for two years)... We broke up and she's leeching me off of child support. She takes so much from me I can't even pay rent and have to resort to making money off of stupid shit like selling crap on eBay.

I regret having a fuckin kid, never happening again unless I date the bitch for 5 years at least.

>>674696778
Kidding! Im 45 and she's 17.

>>674696711
Yes some fucker trying to hijack my shit. We are in our twenties. Financially I'm not worried about being able to have and pay for it. I'm more worried about my relationship with her.

I'm 9 and she's 11

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>we've been together for a year

holy fuck that kids head is huge

>>674696595
Yikes. Best of luck to you, but you might be headed for shitsville.

inb4 MUDS MUDS MUDS

>>674697012
Stop pretending to be me bby boy.
op here i'm 15 and she's 13.

>>674696962
She's going to suck someone else's cock behind your back. You'll catch her. You'll break up. Shit always happens.

>>674696962

Ok dude...just lay off.

We're both 30. I have a good professional job and we can afford it. Dow side is that she has ALS and may deteriorate.

>>674695807
lol a year your fucking moron

>>674697134
Yeah I literally just google searched baby and this is the second thing I saw

>>674696962
Yeah dude I hear you. Only a year is a little short to be having children..

Frankly, I'm not sure what I would do in your situation. I've never been in that situation and I'd be terrified. Best of luck to you, m8

>>674697254
Nothing I can do about it now.

>>674697134

That's my nephew. Chad.

ok op here guys I'm fucking 18 stop pretending to be me u fucking assholes I seriously need advice

>>674697224
Bro just stop already.

Anyway we're both 2 years into college and deep in debt already, i don' know how we're gonna raise this baby. we don't even have a car man

>>674697382

We'll, my gf is an exotic dancer, so it's worth it.

>>674697382
Thanks man for not being a total cocksucker about this haha. Yeah I'm scared but always wanted to be a dad and I think she would be a good mom too even if her and I don't stay together.

>>674697500

Enough. Go away.

>>>>REAL OP HERE<<<<<<
She's 4 and I'm 7

>>674697414
nigga get an abortion u can get one up to 5 months into pregnancy my girl got 3 under her belt and her sister got 5 and still was able to get Preggo and have a kid

>>674697661

Ok....seriously. why?

We're 30.

>>674697666
Trips confirm that OP should vacuum out his baby before it's too late

>>674695807
What are you expecting?

.. And then you continue babbling about your girlfriend. Be more specific faggot.

11 weeks? What kind of freak are you?

>>674697666
I always thought I could get an abortion. Once I saw the ultrasound I changed my mind. It's happening not really looking for any other kind of advice.

>>674697666
>666
typical liberal!!!!

>>674697563
Well that's good to hear. Being a dad could be fun. You're starting a whole new chapter in your life, access that's both exciting access scary. If it gets too much for you, I guess you could always just run, lol

>>674697873
What do you mean?

>>674697809
Because 4chan.

>>674695807
Had 2 kids over the past 3 years.
Can count the number of times we have had sex since on two hands.

I'm going on to 7th grade and she is finally graduating elementary so excited to be in the same school finally!!!

>>674697809
FUCK OFF!

We're both 80

I'm hopeful it's a girl and not mentally retarded. That way I can Woody her Allen when she starts to bleed.

>>674696595
MODS MODS MODS

OP here did i mention i'm actually a part-time trap? Do you /b/ros think it'll damage our relationship if i reveal my secret to here? Dont want the kiddo to think im a freak

I regrettedly used to abuse the mother of my child. It was just my short explosive temper. I went to jail or a couple weeks and by the time I was out, I never spoke to her or our daughter since.

>>674695807
That baby looks delicious. Put it in a to go bag, I'll eat on my way home.

>>674697978
For fuck sakes, when I said access twice I meant *and* piece of shit phone.

>>674698261

I'm the ass?

>>674695807
>>674695807

>Those sleepless night
>waking up every hour on the hour
>Passing out from exhaustion when you get even 5 min away from baby
>That strain on the relationship
>Constantly fighting cause youre both sleep deprived
>Those fucking expenses. Milk, diapers, clothes, crib, wipes
>being depressed

Shit nigger I hope you all really love each other.
My baby is about 4 months.
If youre seriously not 100% in love, just fucking kill yourself now.

>>674698261
I hope your life is miserable.

>>674698075
I'm not really worried about the sexual part. Because regardless of what anyone thinks she has been a partner to me. Our sex life has been great even now. How is your relationship other than sexual?

>>674697523
>>674697500
>>674697452
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>>674697224
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>>674697012

You people are ridiculous. OP here, I'm 30, she's a very mature 17.

>>674698075
Let me guess, 7 times?

>>674698187

Whatever. I love her and we're both in decent jobs selling petrol.

>>674698398
*you're

>>674696595
oh i didnt see this

>>674698381
this is me.
Disregard what i said. Youll probably have your mom or her mom babysit all the time and youll end up leaving her in a few months.
Then your baby will make some nigger a very happy stepdad.
If its a girl that black cock can fuck em both no prob

>>674698381
We really are man. We've talked about it, and I even told her if she doesn't feel 100 percent for this then we can get an abortion. We both want it. We told our families this week and they are so excited which is a huge help.

>>674698075
Well considering they're both 3 years and under it's gonna be a while before they're big enough for casual sex ya goof.

>>674698381
Not OP but fuck man, that sounds awful. I really think of I were in OP's situating I would either try to make her abort, dump her, or run the fuck away.

>>674698673
>I hope you are life is miserable
Nope

>>674698075
Why are you having sex with them you fucking pedophile?

I found that I've lost part of our relationship, it's less relaxed, the kid is constantly trying to get attention which is normal but really fucks up your bond with wife, you resent each other a bit more each day and grow apart unless you happen to both like being feeding machines for a maggot

>>674698938
KEK'D

>>674698776

I'm a little concerned that her Dad is upset with us though. He always told us to wait until we're done college. So now he might not give us the cash he promised us at graduation.

>>674698398
It kind of it. My whole life pretty much revolved around me smoking pot and trying to pick up girls. I have no job and I never finished highschool. That bitch ruined me. Even my parents justify my abusing her.

>>674695807
Why do babies have such punchable faces?
I just wanna dropkick that little faggot into the ocean

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>>674699024
Shit got too real.

This thread wins the prize for most confusing...

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>>674695807
>She is 11 weeks right now.
>Eleven months

Something doesn't seems right

>>674699515

I call out OP as a troll.

>>674699515
What do you mean?

>>674699515
>She is 11 weeks right now.
>My girlfriend and I are expecting in October.

Sorry this was meant to be.

>>674699681
this

ACTUAL OP HERE.

I'M NOT FUCKING 17 YOU GOD DAMN JEWS! WE'RE BOTH IN OUR MID 20S. LIKE SERIOUSLY? ?? WHAT THE FUCK!???

>>674699235
fucking lol'd

>>674699266
check'd

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OP NOW ONLY POSTING WITH MY BIG ASS SEPTUM AS PROOF. Christ I'm just trying to get some real advice here and you fuckers are killing me. So if it's not a new photo it's not me.

>>674696492

What about the mother?

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>>674699835
WHAT TO H*CK??!

Op here. Were actually 25

>>674696909

Get your fucking ass on The Red Pill or MGTOW.

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>>674700020

Actually I'm the OP, you douche. I have on my trademark emo lipstick.

op here just killed my girlfriend, cut the baby out and ate it shit was so tender and delicious op out

>>674700048

We started dating at 15 in HS. had kids at 30. We get along really well, but having 3 was super stressful. 2015 was a bad year with us, but this year has been great.

>>674698401

Don't be a fucking faggot. Would you do anything that you do for her, for a man? No, because she get to fuck her.

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>>674700207
ok srsly stop pretending to be me guys. Here's a real pic of me and my gf from last year. she thought the caption was cute haha xD

>>674700424
Because she get to fuck her. Don't be a faggot, and try to make some actual sense. If your going to be a douche do it right. You just made yourself look like a fucking goon.

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OP here. This is me and my gf ripping up the dance floor on the night we conceived.

>>674699024

Welcome to evolution. Why the fuck do you think our genes would "think" monogamy is a good idea? Both of you fucks want to fuck others to increase the chances of survival.

>>674700709

Oh no I misplaced a word. It completely destroys my point. Go fuck yourself you fucking fag.

Stop hijacking my shit. Seriously.

Anyway, gimme a sec and I'll time stamp this shit to prove it's me.

And keep telling me more about after the baby is born!

>>674700889
I do what I do now because she is the mother of my child.

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>op here
ok back guys, this is me ok you faggots?

>>674701157

Well, you said your sex life is great apparently. So you don't have a problem. Many men are in sexless marriages with harpies. Sounds like you found a good one (for now).

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>>674700388
That's good to hear man. OP here. I'm mostly just scared for our relationship together. Her and I both want the kid, but I'm just nervous on how our relationship will take it. Like I said previously it wasn't planned

>>674701935

If she starts being a bitch, just punch holes in the walls to show how angry you are.

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>>674696258
Indeed. Here's an example of Hillary helping the helpless.

Kids are fucking awesome. Just gotta drink at home more often.

>>674702262
Yeah we couldn't do anything like that.

>>674702119

No, don't fucking do this, OP. Google Athol Kay. I just saved you thousands of dollars in divorce and untold heartache. You will remember me.

>>674702119
I really couldn't even see myself doing that. She really is a perfect woman. We both know our roles in the relationship. It's defined. We still mix it up, but it's so fluid it just works.

>>674702648
Then lock that shit down and make the kid legit.

You can always pick up some strange on the side later on as a last resort. You'll be kicking yourself in the ass for a long time if you fuck this up now.

>>674696534
This so much.
The ultimate female strat.
Have kid divorce then collect currency.

You should only have kids when your at least 30.

>>674695807
>30
>dating for 8 years
>married legally in the nith year
>party monster before sifht of the kid
>shrooms/coke/dro/adderall/alcohol/random non-addicitive drugs
I have a seven month old child. I never wanted kids and did not plan for one ever. But...But i do love my child and work double shifts so that i can provide a life for the kid. You mifht love your child or you mighr hate it, uptp you on that one.

>>674703691
LOL

>>674703691
I'm working double shifts right now to start saving as soon as we found out. As fuckin gay as it sounds I already love it. I feel like being a dad starts as soon as she said she was pregnant.

>>674705163
That's what I did too. Good job, man.