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Ask Jesus continued
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Are you still there Jesus?
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Should I put my faith into a shotgun shell ?
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>>674690200
Should I kill myself
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If I steal again will I be noticed?
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>>674690028
Answer this in a non yes/no format.
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>>674690200
reformulate the question. lol fag

Do I know Jesus well enough?
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I've had to piss for 35mins, is it time to go?
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>>674690028
Jesus, should I smoke a tin out my stash? I really should be selling them but I want one
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Should we love one another?
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>>674690321
I feel slightly better
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>>674690281
hue
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Will they restock by Monday?
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Should we only love Christians?
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Was that last thread a fluke ?
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>>674690462
Jesus knows the sad truth
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suicide?
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>>674690028
Can i get huge gains
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>>674690028
Will all the rabbit fuckers go to hell?
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should I break up with her?
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>>674690028
Will I get a Lu F sex vid¿
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>>674690028
Will i make it on my next job?
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>>674690028
Arnt you just human imagination?
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Will the anons in the feel threads ever be happy again?
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will i
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>>674690712
Dammit jesus... why you do this
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>>674690028
Are you real?
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SHOULD I SEND HER SOME SMILEY FACES ON THE SNAP CHAT?
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Will she ever lose weight?
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should i get back with my ex
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>>674690798
its for her own good If I end it now... I guess I should try a bit more... Give it a week or two more?
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will i go to visit my gf in tx
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Does daisy ever think about me?
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>>674690885
Hahahaha
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Is there other life in the universe?
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>>674690028
Will i make it
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Is Akinator really magic?
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>>674690972
I figured thx jesus
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>>674690028
Should i jackoff?
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Does Ashley want the D
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>>674691044
Jesus pls just tell me
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>>674690028
can i roulette fap?
http://frtyb.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/omegkle
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Does Morgan still like me?
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>>674690028
Should i fuck the receptionist at work?
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>>674690028
Is she?
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>>674690028
will my girlfriend and the girl im cheating on her with ever meet???
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>>674690028
should i keep fuckin my cousin?
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Really does she still like me?
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Should I just bang a fatty to feel better?
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>>674691206
Every time I ask this question, I roll a six. I think it may be true
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Should I make my girlfriend tongue my ass and hate fuck me with a purple strap on while she assfucks herself and jerks me off? Shes very good at multitasking.
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>>674691292
come on jesus, pls?
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Is love just around the corner?
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>>674691292
Is incest wrong?
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>>674690028
Should i renew my playstation plus?
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Will we get back together
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>>674690028
Should I keep trying?
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Are you angry with us?
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>>674690028
Will GRAND DAD ever sext me?
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Should I go on another 1200 calorie crash diet? Last one sucked but I lost 10 pounds in three weeks.
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>>674691404
>404
>"comon"

Yeah, He's not gonna deal with your shit.
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Will I be alone forever?
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Did you delete my post?
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Will I ever have a girlfriend?
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>>674690869

GOOD ANSWER JESUS
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>>674690028
are you a faggot?
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Does Jenny like me back?
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>>674690028
kill luke please?
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>>674691526
lucky you
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Will I meet the love of my life?
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>>674691568
That's dodging the question man
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Will she say no though ?
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AM I GOING TO BURN IN HELL?
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fffffffff
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Is France in Europe?
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Does she still love me?
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will i be rich
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>>674690028
should I kill myslef
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>>674691644
Come' on? COME' ON???? ANSWER MY QUESTION! WILL I BE ALONE FOREVER?
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>>674691754
Would she take me back?
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Will i be financially successful?
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>>674690028
will i make it through med school
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Will the United States fall within the next 50 years?
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>>674691806
oh....ok
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>>674690028

Would Super Allah Beat Turbo Christ In a Fight?
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>>674691378
Should I also get an enema and gape my ass so she can get in real deep? She's a freak
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Did you ever get teh p0sy b0ss?
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>>674690028
Will I die a slow, painful, agonizing death?
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Do you regret creating humanity?
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>>674690028
Are games the only thing worth living for?
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>>674690028
Should I break up with her and be with bri
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Will Donald Trump be the next president?
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>>674690028

Last digit=Do you really want to hurt me?
2nd to last digit=Do you really want to make me cry?
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>>674692063
gimme the answer you crucified fuck
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Should we all just post Jesus memes ?
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Is tolerating non-christian cultures okay?
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>>674692149
that does not answer my question you faggot
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do she like me
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>>674692099
Trump cucks BTFO by Jesus
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>>674692205
I WILL EVENTUALLY GET THE ANSWER
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Is meme magic real?
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>>674690028
Will I lose my virginity tomorrow?
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Does my gf really like to fuck my ass?
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>>674692180
Do you think that everyone in this thread should upload "funny" pictures of you?
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>>674692287
Fuck you jezuz for the last time yes or no?
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>>674692302
And what about next week. Will I?
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Will I ever have sex with her?
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if i ask her, will she answer honestly?
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>>674692421
Are you sure?
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>>674692063
>>674692149
>>674692205
>>674692287
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Would humanity be happier if they hadn't taken the fruit from the garden?
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will niggers ever learn to pay taxes?
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>>674690028
are you real?
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Do dubs really have power?
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>>674690028
Maybe this'll be better than satan. Will her and I start dating soon?
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Will WWIII happen before 2020?
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>>674692698
Awesome!
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Will I get her back
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>>674692640
Do you really exist?
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>>674690028
Is it okay to want to fuck the bunny?
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Should I get the shotgun and kill Margaret, the boys and myself?
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Jesus Christ! what are you doing?
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>>674690028

will i be motivated to do all the shit i should do tomorrow?
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Will I go tonight
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>>674690028
Is there any hope of Eveline and I becoming a thing?
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Is /pol/ right?
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You coming back next weekend?
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Will Monday lead to something more
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>>674690028
Does my crush like me back
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>>674690028
Should I kill myself
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Are you the same OP?
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>>674690028

Jesus, Am I spending my time correctly?
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Should I go and brush my teeth?
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Should I start on Monday?
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>>674690028
Will Donald Trump become president of the United States of America?
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Is Test still dead?
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Are you going to make Bernie President?
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Will I ever be successful
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Will Donald Trump become Emperor of the United States?
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>>674690028
Will I get the internship?
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>>674690028
Will I get an internship at the fair next week?
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is this body a 10/10?
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>>674690028
Am I going to hell?
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>>674690028
will i pass the year?
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Is God real?
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>>674690028
Next week there is an internship fair... will I get an internship there?
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is adriana down to fuck
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Will I obtain my dream job?
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Should I dump my gf?
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>>674690028
Will I get a gf soon?
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>>674690028
Should I be a gunsmith
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>>674690028
did you have a bukkake party with your disciples during the last supper?
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>>674693781
Confirmed
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>>674690028
Will I get a girlfriend soon?
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Should I go clean the gunk under my fingernails?
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>>674694247
Cmon, I'm lonely
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Sleep?
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>>674693781
Confirmed
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will i fuck brit?
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>>674694570
Will I get to fuck some of that sweet big ass that brittney has
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Should I go full emo
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>>674690028
Will I ever move into a better place?
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Did maggie really cheat on me?
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Should I go brush my hair?
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Should I go to bed right now?
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Will he get the sword?
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>>674694925
But it's kind of knotty
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But will he?
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do i have a chance?
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Will I ever escape /b/?
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jesus, will my mother still accept me after she finds out i like hentai?
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Rill
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>>674695358
I know I fucking deserve better, but will I ever get out?
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>>674690028
i love you Jesus
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Should I make tacos for dinner tomorrow?
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will she reply to my text?
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Will I get a gf?
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>>674690028
Do I have a chance?
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>>674695570
is she going to respond to my text
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Am I going to heaven?
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>>674695650
will she text me back
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Should I break up with her?
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>>674690028
Will I find my true love
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Should I kill myself
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Will she suck my dick
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>>674695564
Idk what "comon.." means so re roll
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will we end up back together
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WILL SHE LET ME MOTORBOAT HER TINY TITTIES?
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>>674695888
Jesus trips, tacos confirmed
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does caroline wish i asked her out?
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>>674690028
Do i have chance with her?
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does carolinee wish i asked her out?
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will my life get better
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>>674690028
is it time?
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>>674690028
Will I ever find myself in complete financial freedom while being able to enjoy my life?
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I hate jesus
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Should I wash my face?
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Will she piss on me?
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>>674690028

What would be better?
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Am i going to get a ticket tonight
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Should I go drinking today
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